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"Super Idol Sparet Idol Education Program"
This is a program aimed at catching up with super idol Nogizaka 46, "Super Idol Sparet Idol Education Program".
Yes, we've done it quite a few times.
We did it.
Yes.
You're blaming us, aren't you?
Last time...
"Dekon".
"Dekon" had a lot of response, so I think it has quite a lot of pros and cons.
I think so.
Even comedians don't do it like that.
No, you don't even do it with a new key, do you?
I don't do it.
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it.
No, but it's not like idol girls are doing it, it's more surreal.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Old men and old men doing "dekon" together, I can't watch it.
I can't watch it.
Well, let's go!
Yes! Well then, please come in!
I'm sorry.
What's up?
Eren is not here.
Eren?
Next?
What's up?
Next?
Hello!
Wow.
Wow, you raised the hurdle wrong!
You raised the hurdle too much!
This is something only one person can pull off.
It's pretty heavy.
When I look at it like this, I can see Sugiura's face through the sleeves.
She looks like she's in a lot of pain.
She's smiling.
So, last time we did a decoration.
Yes!
How was it?
You chose Anne's decoration.
I still can't feel it.
That's right.
So, once I go home and go to sleep, I'll know, "Ah, it was a decoration."
Maybe you'll know once you go home.
Maybe you'll know once you go home and go to sleep.
Yes.
So, let's do the show with a loud voice again today!
Let's go!
I only think about catching up with Nogizaka!
I can't sleep at night!
I only think about catching up with Nogizaka!
I can't sleep at night!
I can't sleep and my eyes are wide open!
Ah!
What's with the "Ah" at the end?
"Ah!"
What's with the "Ah"?
"Ah!"
I want to pass that.
I want…I want to pass.
"Ah!"
I want…I want to pass.
"Ah!"
I see.
Today's lesson is…
Today's lesson is this!
Think about planning power!
Oh! Planning power!
Well…
As you know, we plan programs and events that have been prepared.
However, even if talented creators like youtube and subsc have been excluded and the planning power of TV has weakened,
But this is not an exaggeration!
This is not something you say on TV!
I'll be honest with you! It's getting weaker!
It's getting weaker!
So, what should we do?
We have no choice but to increase our planning power!
If we think about planning power ourselves, we can put it in.
Completely.
We can put it in?
On TV.
For example, if you think about planning power, you have no choice but to put it in.
You can put it in.
Ah, I see.
You plan and increase your place in the company.
That's right!
I see. I see.
Today, we will check the original game that the members have thought of in advance!
Ah, you've thought of it, haven't you?
Yes!
Okay, then, Kinoshita!
Yes!
Okay, this is the original game that Kinoshita has thought of!
"Geni's Pickaxe"
Ah, rules!
The one who picks up the highest pickaxe wins!
It's new!
The rules are new!
Have you ever seen it on TV?
It's not on TV now, but it's the one our three- year-old girl is playing the most now.
Yes.
I knew it!
What is it?
I knew it! I love picking axes!
You love picking axes!
I wanted to do it!
Isn't it the first thing you do when you're born?
That's right.
When you're born.
When you're born...
Isn't it the first thing you do when you're born?
Is it picking axes?
By the way, I, Kinoshita, had another one like this!
"Geni's Pickaxe"
Rules!
The one who picks up the highest pickaxe wins!
It's new!
No, no, no...
There's no twist to it!
On TV...
You mean on TV, right?
Let's do it on TV!
This is the will to do it on TV!
You've never seen it?
I've never seen it.
Yes.
You might be able to see it.
Oh...
Well, I thought about it last time.
When we were playing "deco"...
Yes.
When we were raising our foreheads like this...
Yes.
You could actually see it, right?
Yes.
And you might be able to understand it.
You might be able to understand it.
It's new!
Yes!
What do you mean by this?
I think it's something you do when you're born for the second time.
So...
What do you mean by "born for the second time"?
I think humans have to be skillful...
We have to be skillful with our fingers, too.
Yes.
Yes?!
I don't think you have to be skillful with your fingers.
I don't think you have an answer for that, either.
Next up is "it"!
Yes!
This is "it"'s original game!
"Confidential Cooking Game"!
"Confidential Cooking Game" is a game in which you have to eat a whole raw fish. If it's stuffed up or looks good, you lose!
By the way, what did you eat yesterday?
Yesterday I ate my dad's socks.
I'm sure you won't eat it!
You squeezed it out!
So, according to the rules, it's okay now?
Yes!
So, if it looks good, you lose?
It doesn't look good now, so it's okay?
Yes!
If it looks good, you lose?
Yes!
I see!
Mochinaga, what are you going to eat for dinner tonight?
Hibiscus teriyaki!
Wonderful!
It's a stupid dish!
Wonderful!
It's a stupid dish!
Hibiscus teriyaki?!
What a waste!
It's a waste?!
It looks like a mouthful of hibiscus!
It's amazing!
It's good!
Wow!
Actually, this time, the staff saw your plan and gave me a little help.
I would like to do it from now on.
Yes.
Well, let's take a look at the original plan.
It is Kudo's plan. Here!
"Smartphone Keyboard Battle"!
Hit difficult sentences on your smartphone and compete for speed!
With this Kudo plan, the staff came up with an original smartphone game. Here!
"Face Processing Chicken Race"!
Yes!
Rule! A chicken race where you get close to your smartphone until your face is not processed!
The person whose face is processed loses!
This is good!
It's good!
Now, well, my smartphone is already full of processing apps.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Well, let's try this!
Yes!
Well, Kudo and Aguilar and Hayasaki!
Yes!
Well, let's do it like this!
"Face Processing Chicken Race" proposed by "Smartphone Hint"!
Who will get close to their smartphone until their face is not processed?
It's okay to pull back your face as much as you like.
It's okay to pull back?
Yes!
However!
One foot must always come forward!
Yes!
The loser has a penalty game!
Oh!
Yes!
The three of you will gradually start one by one!
Yes! Yes!
Wait a minute! Which processing app is this?
Which processing app is this?
Let me go in here for a moment!
Wow!
This is a little cute!
It's cute!
I'd like to do something else, but...
Something else...
Are you Nakaoka-san?
Why are you shooting yourself?
Oh, this is good!
This is good!
Let's do this!
Yes! Yes!
Well, it's Hayasaki's challenge!
Yes! Start up!
Oh, it's going!
Oh, it's going! Wow, for real?!
Yes!
It went for about three steps just now!
Yes!
OK, start up!
Start up!
OK, from here...
How is it?
Well...
It may not be strange even if you realize it.
Yes!
OK, then...
It's a challenge of a fierce battle.
Go ahead!
Wow!
It's still...
Please look this way.
Yes, please look at the camera.
Yes.
Yes!
Wow!
Safe!
Yes!
It's a challenge of a fierce battle.
Go ahead!
Yes!
Please look this way.
Yes, please look at the phone straightly.
Yes, please look at the monitor.
Wow!
Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
Wow!
Good boy!
Wow!
Which camera?
Are you OK?
Did you do something just now?
No, I didn't!
It was crazy!
Look!
Which one?
Out!
What?!
No, but it was already wobbling.
Then it's out.
So if I take one more step, is it over?
Take one more step.
Oh, it's already perfect.
It's perfect here.
Cute.
No, it's getting closer.
More and more.
Look over here.
Cute.
Wow!
All of you are in the middle.
So, the punishment game is Kudo!
So, Kudo is...
Go for it!
Let's have a super healthy nutritious drink.
Is it good for health?
It's very good for health.
Then, please drink it.
Go for it!
Drink it all at once.
Go for it.
Your reaction is terrible!
It's wasteful!
It's not like that!
Your reaction is terrible!
Bring me one more.
Like this.
Wait!
It's not like that!
It's wasteful!
I hate it!
Go for it!
I'll drink it.
It's wasteful!
Wow!
Interesting! Interesting! Interesting!
Well, let's continue.
Yes!
It's Nishimori's project.
This one!
The game name is "Surface Surfing Championship"!
Yes!
The rule is to surf a long surface at once, and the one who surfed for the longest wins!
Yes!
Well, I thought of an original game.
Yes!
This one! "Super Long Surface Surfing Battle"!
Wow!
Well, the rule is simple.
The one who surfed for the longest wins!
I see!
This is a simple rule.
Yes!
"Super Long Surface Surfing Battle" will be challenged by these three people!
Now, I will explain the rule.
If you can't finish your udon noodles on the way, you lose.
First of all, the one who can finish two people's udon noodles at once wins.
If you can't finish three people's udon noodles at once, you lose.
If you can finish three people's udon noodles at once, you lose.
Of course, there is a penalty game.
Yes!
"Surface Surfing Time" to reserve udon noodles before the game starts!
Will there be one person who can finish two people's udon noodles at once?
Well, are you ready?
Wait a minute. I want to do something useful.
Go for it!
You are spreading green onions.
All right, let's do it!
"Surface Surfing Time" to reserve udon noodles before the game starts!
Are you ready? Start!
It's heavier than I thought.
It's cut!
Wait a minute. Is it okay?
It's cut!
Wait a minute. Is it okay?
It's cut!
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Tomoe?
Go!
Are you okay, Tomoe?
Go!
You can do it! Go!
You can do it!
It's dangerous!
Be careful!
Go!
Time's up!
So, the penalty game is...
It's the worst!
What is it?
It was amazing.
What is it?
Drink it!
It's the penalty game of "surface surfing time".
Please drink it!
It's delicious!
It's "surface surfing time".
"Surface surfing time"?
I've never heard of it.
I want something like popping.
Bring me another one!
What are you talking about?
I'll do like this.
Please!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I don't have a water bottle anymore!
It's just sour!
Lemon!
Lemon?
But it's not citrus lemon, but it's really sour!
Wow!
Well, you can get vitamins, right?
Wow! I'm healthy now! No, I'm not!
This is it.
Do it properly! It's coming to me!
I'm counting on you!
This...
Announcement?
Yes.
There are various teams, but...
Yes.
We've decided on the team that will be the most united.
Yes.
The day after November.
Everyone was gathering in a different way than usual.
Okay, everyone!
Hello!
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes.
Okay, so...
Yes.
We don't really know either.
It's like...
Yes.
In ABEX...
Yes.
TRF members are hiding, so let's all look for them.
What kind of project is that?
No.
What kind of project is that?
No, it's not like that.
Oh, it's not like that?
Then what is it?
Oh!
There's a envelope.
ABEX envelope.
Oh! Something came out!
Oh!
Huh?
"The blue sky I wanted to see"
Second single, January 31st, 2024.
Release confirmed!
Oh!
What?!
Second single!
Huh?!
Release confirmed, everyone!
We did it!
Isn't the response thin?!
Yes, this...
Yes.
Announcement?
Yes.
Regarding this...
Yes.
It seems like we have some important news from the staff...
Huh?!
Yes.
Well...
We just heard it from Chocopra-san...
Next year, January 31st, the second single of "Aozora", which I wanted to see, will be released.
And I want to adopt the selection system for that second single.
The selection criteria include popularity, of course, and the current level of dancing and vocals, and I decided to adopt them as well.
Oh...
Now, I will announce the members of "Aozora".
Members who have been called, please stand where you are.
First of all...
Blue (Aoi Anno)
Ito Yuzu (Yuzu Ito)
Kanazawa Ami (Ami Kanazawa)
Kudoo Yuwa (Kudoo Yuwa)
Shiogama Nana (Shiogama Nana)
Sugiura Eren (Sugiura Eren)
Nishimori Aya (Nishimori Aya)
Suzuki Hayasaki (Nishimori Aya)
Yuria Miyakoshi (Nishimori Aya)
Toa Yagi (Nishimori Aya)
Karen Yanagihori (Nishimori Aya)
Yoshimoto (Kokona)
And that's it for the 12 members of the blue sky group for the second single album.
Okay, the members who are standing, please have a seat.
And that's it for now.
- I can't believe this is happening. - I know, right?
- I see! - The blue sky group has just been decided.
Sugihara is happy to be chosen.
First of all, I'm happy to be recognized for my dancing and vocals.
How about you, Shioga?
I think there are quite a few people who think that they were chosen because they are leaders.
I want to improve my dancing and vocals in this single.
And the team itself is decided to be one.
I want to do my best with everyone.
I see.
But I think there are a lot of things like this going on.
Of course, I want the chosen one to improve their own performance.
And for the members of the cloud group who were not chosen...
This is only the beginning.
- I hope we can win in the end. - That's right!
I want you to climb up from here.
I want you to cherish your hungry spirit.
- I really want you to do your best. - Do your best, everyone!
- Matsuo-kun, who did you like the most today? - Well, the one who laughed the most was...
- Well, Mochinaga, I think. - The teriyaki of Hagibiscus?
- There? - I liked that speed and that thing. - Ah, I see.
- Well, I think I liked Iwamoto too, the last Guts. - Ah, Iwamoto too.
- Yes, I think it was good. - I think it was good.
- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Now, who was the worst today? - Well...
- This time, the worst one was... - Kudo!
- Kudo! - Ah...
- Well, Kudo is the last one. - Yes!
- Well, Kudo... - Yes?
- Well, he didn't react to the penalty game... - That's a shame.
- So, we'll have you do a normal pile-up here.
- Let's see what it's like here. Let's do a simulation. - Yes.
- Pile it up high. - Yes.
- Ah, I see... Huh? - Huh?
- What was this?
- Well, I'll leave it to you. - Yes.
- Huh? - Huh?
Wow, you're fast.
- You got it? - Yes.
- This is what happens. - Yes.
- Do it right. - Yes.
- You can go home now. - Yes.
- Yes, bye. - Bye.
You can leave it there.
- Okay, let's take it home. - Okay.
- It's always in my mouth. - Is it?
- Did you drink it for the first time? - Yes.
- You shouldn't say that. - Yes.
- "I drank it for the first time." - "I drank it for the first time."
- There's no such thing as a first penalty game. - Yes, you can say it.
- "Is it in your mouth?" - My face is already...
- ...too bitter. - You shouldn't say that.
- You can say it. - Say it out loud.
- It's bitter. - You're late!
You're late, you're late.
- It's like a psychopath. - It's amazing.