AISubs v3.8
this is a variety show of Super Idol Sparet Idol Education program which aims to catch up with Super Idol Nogizaka 46.
We finished recording the first time.
Last time you said it when you appeared.
That's right. Please say it cheerfully.
I think you learned it.
Of course.
If it's a riot, it will have a weird movement at the end.
If you say it as a whole, you may say something at the end.
There are various patterns.
There are many different patterns!
Right?
I don't know many patterns.
Right? Think about it.
Let's go. Come in!
T...
TV...
What's wrong? No, no, no.
Not AV.
Not director.
How was it?
I didn't know you could do such a thing.
Iwamoto!
Yes.
It's amazing!
I didn't know you could be director.
No one has done this before.
Even an entertainer has never seen it.
This program is a little tired style idol training program.
In order not to be swallowed up by the rough waves of the entertainment world, we will implement a radical program to train our minds.
Thank you.
Are you okay, Kinoshita?
Yes, of course.
Of course! Of course!
It's decided that it's OK, isn't it?
She's a scary girl.
She's scary.
How about you, Yaegashi?
Well... it's easy.
Nice.
Easy? Why are you suddenly talking like a rapper?
Easy?
Yaegashi, a rapper who says it's easy in her youngest years.
Can they do well in their second class?
The most important thing for idols when they go on a variety show is...
choosing words suitable for idols.
I see.
For example, what do you say when you want to go to the bathroom?
I say, like, go pick flowers.
Yes, it's like an idol.
Yes, yes.
It's like an idol.
Yes, yes.
Is it OK?
I think it's better if you change the pattern a little bit.
It's exactly like the script.
Is it OK for me?
I'm working hard here.
I want you to work hard here, too.
Thank you. Thank you.
In this world, it is important for idols to transform inappropriate words into idol-like ones.
So, today's lesson is this!
Thinking about Idol Transformation!
Yes!
There are words that make you say when recording a variety of shows.
How can we say it like Idols?
Like Kuso ga!
Idols can't say it.
By the way, how do you say Kuso ga?
Kuso ga?
Kuso ga is...
Seriously...
It's like...
Tsubomi!
Tsubomi?!
Tsubomi!
Tsubomi...Tsubomi-kyu.
Tsubomi-kyu.
Is Tsubomi-kyu OK?
I don't have a script.
I am not saying that you are good at it.
This time, we will use words that can be used even for idols to be active in variety shows.
In other words, we will decide the Bokuao-like conspiracy from the questionnaire we received in advance.
Let's watch it.
The first word that idols change is...
Onara!
This is...
Idols may get nervous and say it.
When they say it...
They say it properly.
If you are a nasty host, you should be treated well.
What? What?
That sounded weird.
If you get caught by Sanma-san...
I'll be like, what's up?
Let's watch.
The first one is...
Hayasaki!
Here is her answer.
Beautiful CO2.
Is that CO2?
A beautiful carbon dioxide.
Carbon dioxide!
How do you say it?
Oh? What? I heard a sound.
Oh, the video's CO2 came out.
Don't say that!
If you say that, it's like you're saying you're born.
She said it.
Yes, beautiful CO2.
What was that?
Yes, beautiful CO2.
You did it.
She said it.
I was surprised.
I thought you did it.
I was surprised.
Let's continue.
The next fart is Kanazawa's.
Here is Kanazawa's answer.
The fart is...
This is cute.
Let's try it.
What is it?
I heard it from Kanazawa.
I farted.
It is cute.
The fart is...
Aozora ga Hirogatteta!
Aozora ga Hirogattata!
Oozora ga Hirogattata!
Rappa.
No, no, no.
Onara. Rappa, right?
That's exactly what it means.
Does it mean it's rappa?
Like, it's rappa kanade.
Oh, it's rappa kanade.
It's kanade, right?
Ah, I see.
I wonder if you put it that far.
Let's try it.
Wait a minute.
You can't raise your butt.
You can't do that.
You can't raise your butt.
If you do that, people will think you're doing it wrong.
Don't raise your right butt.
You can just sit there.
Wait, Shiogama.
I heard a sound. What is it?
I played a trumpet.
It's not like you're cute.
No, I'm not.
You're a manly man.
I can't say anything about that.
Next is the last one.
The last change is Imai.
Yes.
Imai's change is this.
Surprise concert of the butt.
It's a long time.
I'll try it once.
Can you hear me?
I'm holding a surprise concert for my butt.
That's cute.
That's nice.
You're like an idol.
The words and the way you say them might be important.
Which one is the weakest?
I guess it's the sigh of my butt.
I think this is the best.
If you say it during the performance or concert, please say it with a sigh.
Yes.
I think you farted.
Thank you for everything.
Please come again. Thank you!
How old are you?
20 years old.
20 years old?!
That's crazy!
Next, the word that idols change is...
No!
I don't want to do it.
But...
There was a scandal last time.
We have to do this.
Sadly,
I will show you in this video the changes.
At first, I will show you Shogama.
Shogama, please start.
This is the change.
Home time.
This is true.
It seems to be suitable for this period.
This is certainly a home time.
For example, if you are pregnant, you can say,
I'm sorry, but what happened to you?
I'm spending my time at home.
She is very gentle.
She is mild.
This is good.
Let's continue.
Next is Mochinaga.
This is Mochinaga's conversion word.
The beginning of winter.
Why did you choose this?
It's cool.
The beginning of winter is coming.
It's chilly.
It's like you did it.
What's wrong with you?
The beginning of winter has arrived.
I'm scared.
It has arrived.
It's easier for us to say, we'll wait for spring to come.
Spring will come someday.
We hope so.
The last one is about Nijimori.
The change of Nijimori is...
Guam trip.
You said Guam trip!
You didn't reflect!
It's not a day after press conference.
What is this?
It is a long holiday.
I want to have a happy holiday.
It doesn't mean you can't go.
You did something bad because you wanted to go to Guam.
This is not good.
Have you ever been abroad?
I have never been abroad.
Where do you want to go?
I don't know where Guam is.
Where is Guam?
Which country is this?
Europe.
What? Which country is this? Europe?
There is a country called Europe?
I don't know. How old is Nishimori now?
She is 20 years old.
20 years old?!
That's crazy!
Who knows?
Guam.
Guam knows.
Arkansas.
America?
Correct.
I'm scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm scared that only Kinoshita didn't raise his hand.
I think I can learn something.
What is the best one, Mr. Amato?
Kinshin.
But I think it's Ouchijikan.
That's the best.
It's easy to understand.
Guam is also a good place to go.
I like the word.
The word guam travel is cool, isn't it?
This is stupid.
This is...
Be careful about this.
I searched it well.
You searched it well.
Hanakuso.
A surprise gift of flowers.
The next word that is not suitable for idols who change is...
Nikibi.
I don't have to say it, but I hope it's cute.
First of all, Kanata!
Here is Kanata's pimple conversion!
A youthful bonus!
Oh, this is cute.
What is that on your forehead?
This is a youthful bonus.
Oh, that's good.
I'm full of extra content...
I collected a lot of extra content...
There are a lot of old songs.
No problem.
That can be done.
Next one is about goats.
This is the answer about goats.
The cause of life and stress.
Yes, that's what it is.
The cause is the goat.
Sakamichi no Mukou ni wa Aozora ga Hirogatteita?
Next, Kinoshita!
Here is Kinoshita's transformation!
Dekopon!
What is this?
What does dekopon mean?
The way you pronounce it is dekopon!
The way you say it is like that.
Yes, it is like that.
Like Ka-n-chi?
Nobody knows.
Only parents know.
Ask your parents.
The teacher said it like Ka-n-chi.
Yes, yes.
What does it look like?
This? Dekopon?
Don't mess with me!
I'm not messing with you!
But Dekopon is for forehead, right?
I'm thinking of something else.
What's that on your cheek?
Hohopon?
When it comes to the head, it's Headpon.
Headpon? Like headphones?
What can you do with your head?
I don't like idols doing something with their heads.
I don't like it.
I often see such things.
That's it for today.
Which one was good?
I think it's a bonus of youth.
The youth of the era.
And then...
And then it got a little problematic.
A little, right?
It's like an elimination law.
So, we will start now.
We will train you how to change your image of an idol.
From now on,
we will not only use the words we prepared,
They will learn skills that can change idols on the spot.
These five will be challenging.
Matsuo will now ask them to say inappropriate words to idols.
They will change idols like each one of them.
I will judge it by a draw or a draw.
Are you confident?
Hey!
I don't like it.
It's not a lie.
If you say you have confidence, you will be confident.
You can say you have confidence.
You have to do it quickly.
Are you confident?
Yes!
Let's play.
Instant idol conversion game.
Ready, go!
Panpan.
Onara.
Oshiri no tameiki.
The sound of a sigh.
Falling.
No, no.
You're suddenly playing a thought game.
You scared me.
I was like, oh my god, I fell.
I said I couldn't do it.
Like this.
Matsuo's courage.
Sorry, I was scared.
Because you said you fell, I fell too.
I was thrown out of the game, too.
It's not a monkey.
Let's start the game.
Rapid idol change game.
Ready, go.
Wiki-bi.
Heishun no Omake.
Keimusho.
Tokkunshihausu.
Onara.
Beautiful Siotsu.
Geppu.
OK.
Kanakuso.
A flower surprise present.
Good.
Tachishon.
A rainbow.
A rainbow is good, but not the rainbow with hands.
The words are good, but the hands are caught.
Please be careful of that too.
It's coming out.
MVP
Who do you think was the best today?
MVP...
Maybe the sigh of my ass?
I see.
Yes.
But...
It's an elimination method.
The best person is fine.
The person who has to reflect on themselves is left behind.
Please participate in the reflection meeting.
Who is left behind?
It's NISHIMORI, who is stupid.
This is a problem of GUAM.
This is dangerous.
Even if you are in your teens.
If you are 15 or 16 years old, you are cute.
If you are 20 years old, you are cute.
Don't say that.
You are older than me.
Why are you angry?
You don't know.
You eat poop and say that.
Please don't say that.
You will become like that.
I asked him to stay in NISHIMORI.
It's terrible that you don't know where GUAM is.
Why do you look unhappy?
You should know where GUAM is.
You may go to GUAM for work.
Do you know where CHIRI is?
I don't know where JAPAN is.
This is dangerous.
You should do this more often.
But I don't think it's only about Nishimori.
That's right.
There are many suspicious members.
The smartest member is Nishimori.
You are really smart.
I'm told I'm smart.
really?
How many prefectures in Japan? 47.
Can you say Shikoku? I'm from Kochi, so I can't say Shikoku.
Tohoku. Tohoku prefecture. Is Tohoku here?
Where are you pointing? Where is it? It's also in Kyushu.
Aomori. Iwate and Akita.
We'll go in order.
What's that?
Fuku Marumaru.
Fukushima or Fukui or something like that.
Which one?
Fukui!
Wrong!
Island! Island! Island!
It's not Shimo-shima!
It's Fukushima.
Be careful.
Yes.
Gua, don't go either.
Yes!