AISubs v3.7
This is a variety show for super idols to catch up with Nogizaka 46.
It's been 21 hours since the show started.
I think it's about time for someone to say "I'm sorry" in the dressing room.
I think it'd be great if someone could say "I'm sorry" in the dressing room.
I'd like to say "Oh, really?" and they'd say "Good luck."
I'd like to say "Hey, let me have lunch first." and they'd say "No, I have lunch in my dressing room, too."
I'd like to see if we can have fun with it.
Well, with this curtain...
Yes!
We have another one today?
That's right!
Is that okay?
So, I'd like to announce this class.
Here, without thinking about what it looks like, think about the afternoon show!
In the end, the correct answer of TV is afternoon show.
How well you can do afternoon show is the key of how you can stand in this industry.
The correct answer is here.
This time too, we are wearing a little bit impactful clothes.
Like "Ah, you are that kind of idol, right?"
Everyone, please play it.
The content, right?
Well, everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
I'm a little bit weak.
A little bit "gu", a little bit "gu" like that?
A little bit "heee" like that.
Well, then, go ahead!
Yes, that's it!
Beautiful, isn't it?
The colors are beautiful, aren't they?
Yes!
It's elegant, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Well, then, today, let's say the usual thing in a loud voice!
I only think of catching up with Nogizaka!
I want to appear on TV like Nogizaka during Shirokuji!
If you think about it like that,
Mr. Chocobra, who is regular all the time, is mechankosugoi!
That's enough!
It's not for us to say.
Let's go!
Today, we would like you to talk about other people's programs.
This is absolutely necessary.
Among them, the most important one is the afternoon program.
Yes.
We also want you to say "what is it?"
what is it?
It has increased a lot, hasn't it?
Yes, it has changed a lot.
So, we would like you to challenge the introduction of the latest trend goods of the afternoon program "Hiss Skill".
Yes, we often do it.
Now, one by one, we have to introduce each recommended product.
Of course, we can't just explain it.
We have to present what the viewers want.
Yes.
We would like to switch to afternoon mode and do it.
I see. Let's do it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation, Matou-kun.
Now, today's guest is...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
What is it? It was afternoon-like.
You changed it suddenly.
I switched it suddenly.
Was it afternoon?
It's afternoon. I'll say it again properly.
Yes, I'll do it.
Thank you for your cooperation, Matou-kun.
Now, today's guest is...
Now, the official rival of Nogizaka, Boku ga Mitakatta, Aozora!
Thank you for your cooperation!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
Now, without further ado, let's move on to this segment!
Yes!
Items of Boku ga Mitakatta Aozora that I wanted to recommend!
Please introduce these items!
First of all, Imai!
Yes!
What products did you want to recommend?
Recently, I have been collecting cleaning goods.
Among them, there are various goods.
I brought my favorite goods.
What is it? I'm curious about it.
Then, please introduce it immediately!
What I recommend is...
What is it?
It is being broadcast live! It is being broadcast live in the afternoon!
Which one is it?
It is broadcast live in the afternoon. So we don't have much time.
Yes!
Which one is it?
It is a mirror polishing strong!
Wow!
Mirror polishing!
I see!
What kind of goods is it?
This goods is...
Unlike ordinary sponges, it has a diamond sheet sponge.
If you wipe off the bath water and other dirt with it, it will be clean at once.
Will it be so beautiful?
Yes!
Then, Matsuo-san, please try it!
Matsuo-san!
What is it?
Matsuo-san, please listen!
This is an ordinary sponge.
Can you wipe off this dirty mirror?
Me?
Yes!
It is getting better, isn't it?
This is water red.
It has various colors like red stone.
What?
It may not be clean if you wipe it off.
It may be clean if you wipe it off.
Yes!
Then, I will use it!
Yes!
I will do it now!
I will do it!
Strong!
The surface has a diamond mirror.
Diamond mirror?
Yes!
Here!
Yes!
If you rub it like this, it glitters.
I can't see it at all!
How is it? How is it?
You haven't rubbed it with something else. Are you okay?
Is it really a sponge?
Where is it?
It's getting dirtier and dirtier.
You can't say that!
Please compare it.
Compare it.
How is it?
If you look at it from here, it's really angular and yellow.
That's right.
How is it?
By the way, according to the manual, if ordinary people use it, it will be extremely beautiful.
Let's continue.
Anno-chan, let's go!
Ah, Anno-chan!
While one of you is going forward, the other one is going back to its original position.
Go back!
What are you doing?
While one of you is going forward, the other one is going back to its original position.
What is going on?
What is the product that Anno-chan would like to recommend?
What is it?
We don't have much time.
It's a live broadcast.
You are whispering.
What is it?
This is a homemade candy maker.
A hold-homemade candy maker?
Yes.
This candy maker is about 6cm bigger than a conventional candy maker.
This red tray is the largest one.
Even 6cm?
Yes.
I can't understand the criteria.
We will make it right now.
These colorful candies are still a fashion now.
What's wrong?
I fell into the water.
What are you doing?
I was doing it.
You didn't do it.
You can do it.
Be careful.
Don't break it.
It's not "haa". If it was "poka poka", I don't know what Iwai-kun would say.
Alright. Go! Go! Go for it! Go for it!
I don't want to eat the one you made.
Who wants to make it?
Then, Miena-chan, go ahead.
Then, you two work together.
In pink.
Touch.
Touch?
I'm going.
You're going.
I'm going.
You're good! Good job!
Wow!
You're good!
And...
What are you doing?
Why?
What are you doing?
One more time.
You can do it.
I'm going.
What are you doing?
Do it properly.
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Mato, move the plate closer.
What are you doing?
Move it a little.
Alright.
Good job.
Alright.
Okay.
In the middle, right?
That's right.
I see.
You're good!
Good!
Good job!
Alright!
Good job!
Again!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
You can do it!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
You must do it bigger on the outside.
Wow!
What are you doing?
Just a little bit is enough.
I can't do it all.
Hahaha!
Okay! Okay!
Okay!
Okay, Matsuo, eat it.
Me?!
Please taste it.
What does it taste like?
It's like a spider web.
It's like it's flying!
What?
It's like it's flying everywhere!
Please try it.
It's sweet!
It's not an indie game, is it?
It's good!
It's good! It's good!
Well done!
Yay!
How much is it here?
Here?
It's 9,075 yen.
That's quite expensive.
Well, it's Honda.
I won't sell it for 10,000 yen!
Thank you!
Please go back!
Thank you!
Ah! I'm buried!
Next up...
Yagi-chan, it's your turn!
Okay, Yagi-chan!
Okay!
Go ahead!
Yagi, what product would you like to recommend?
Okay! The product I'd like to recommend is...
This!
Which one?
"The Animal Region"!
Okay!
This one! It's like a toy mini crane game.
Why do you recommend this one?
This one is...
I recommend it for people who don't have many friends.
For example...
When you're wondering what you should eat for dinner...
There are people who can't decide, right?
I'm like that, too.
This one has 10 capsules in it...
If you put your hair in it...
for example, "shake", "savar", or...
What is it?
It's broken.
It's like a supermarket.
It's not a supermarket.
What is this?
What were you trying to decide?
Someone will do it for you.
It's like this in the afternoon.
Can you do it fast?
You can do it, right?
Yes.
Do your best.
There is something like this.
You have to introduce something you are not interested in at all.
What is this product?
What?
When I don't know what to buy,
I put in a piece of paper with words on it,
and I buy something with words on it.
How do you use it?
Can you show me?
Put in a coin.
Is it this?
Yes, there is a coin in it.
There is a sound.
You can't see it at all.
It's easy to understand what kind of product it is.
Yes.
I'm moving it to the right now.
You can't see it at all.
There is a black circle that you want to see.
Yes.
I'm aiming for blue.
There it is.
Good.
She grabbed it.
Good.
Bring it to me.
Then...
Drop it.
OK.
What's inside?
What does it say?
This is it.
What's wrong with you?
Are you bleeding?
It looks like an injection.
It says "squat".
What's this?
"Squat 10 times".
OK.
Welcome back.
What does "squat" mean?
I wrote it in my training menu.
I see.
It says "squat 10 times".
OK.
If you want to do it, why don't you two do it?
Which one should we do?
Squat.
Do you know what "squat" is?
It's like this.
10 times.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
It's meaningless if you don't do it properly.
7...
8...
9...
10 times.
You did it.
Thank you.
Hayasaki will introduce the next product.
Please show me the product I want you to recommend.
What's this?
I've never seen it before.
This is a home-made running machine.
It can be folded.
Thank you very much.
It has a super low sound design.
People who live in an apartment can do it quietly.
It can be folded, so it won't get in the way.
Mr. Matsuo, would you like to run?
You don't do it yourself, do you?
I'd like an ordinary person to do it for me.
Can I ride on it?
Yes, please.
It's solid.
I did it.
Speed ​​00
Speed zero zero.
I forgot.
I thought you were doing it with your nails.
Shioga, can you do it?
Me?
Three, two, one.
It's starting.
Am I doing it right?
How is it?
It's amazing.
It's firm and amazing.
It's fast.
It's like a jogging level.
If you can do this at home, it's amazing.
It's this compact.
Shioga, can you run?
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Should we go in?
Be careful.
You can do it.
Is it coming?
It's starting.
It's amazing.
I've never seen anything like it.
I'm surprised.
You did it.
Hayasaki.
Hayasaki, can you do it?
Let's go.
You should stand more.
It's coming.
How is it?
That's dangerous! I'm getting nervous!
Isn't it this side of the game?
What kind of technique is this?
Amazing!
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
Next is Iwamoto!
Yes!
What will you show us?
Okay, stand in front of me.
Can I jump over here?
Can you just jump from there?
Why do you take such a big step?
Can you do it?
It's amazing.
I recommend you this.
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's wobbly.
This is a product called Icarus that you can easily train at home.
Icarus?
What is it like?
I think it's faster to do it than to explain it with words, so I'll do it.
Matsuo-san, please.
Me again?
I'm counting on you.
What is it like?
Matsuo-san, please carry it for me.
Me?
I have to ride it, don't I?
Can you ride it?
I'll ride it from behind.
What is it like?
It's scary.
Can you carry it for me?
What is it like?
It's amazing.
Where?
What is it like?
Behind you?
Can you carry it for me?
I'll go around it.
I don't have time.
Wait a minute.
Thank you.
It's light.
It's a fitness machine for body and liver training.
By installing this app, you can experience more than 300 training menus.
You can exercise in conjunction with 39 different games.
Today, I'm going to be a tyrannosaurus and chase a dinosaur.
You're going to be a tyrannosaurus and chase a dinosaur?
I'm going to start "ghost".
What is it like?
It's starting.
Please be careful.
What is this?
What are you doing?
You are fast!
What is this?
You did a good job!
Wow!
What just happened?
Wow!
Do you shake it?
Do you run by shaking it?
Yes.
I will stand up and show you.
Wow!
You did a good job!
You are about to fall.
A little more!
You ran away!
What a shame!
Can you run away?
One more time!
One more time?
They are coming!
Stand up and run!
Wow!
Do you hold it like this?
No.
You have to shake it like this!
Wait!
I think this is linked.
Bluetooth or something.
It looks like "Nanchan" in the afternoon.
Wait!
I will put it in!
Stand up!
Iwamoto is awake.
Wow!
I think you should have dropped the ballon.
Today's lesson is over!
How did you like it?
How about you, Yagi?
I couldn't participate in most of lessons.
Yagi, you know...
You know...
More!
By the way,
if you do various poses like this,
you can train your body.
If you have a pose you want me to do...
A pose you want me to do?
Yes.
Can you do this kind of pose?
This kind of...
This kind of pose?
I'm angry.
Here I go!
Wow!
What a balance!
Isn't it amazing?
This is something amazing!
Don't you feel you're being trained?
It's amazing!
By not seeing it,
you can feel more balanced.
Can you do "ti" too?
"Ti"!
Can you do "ti"?
Here I go!
"Ti"!
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing!
Time's up!
Thank you!
Please stand back.