AISubs v3.6
This is an extreme role-playing spartan idol training program aimed at catching up with super idols NOGIZAKA46.
Salute! Bow! Bow!
Nice to meet you!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I don't think it's going to work out.
Kinoshita is getting excited. Is it okay?
How is it, everyone?
Recently, Kyoko-tan, do you have any episodes that you don't care about?
I don't care about it.
Oh, Kinoshita!
Santa Claus didn't come.
What?!
Has this ever happened?
Well...
What about last year?
He came last year.
Oh, I guess I'm an adult now.
By the way, what did you ask for?
Kuma-chan's pencil case.
Kuma-chan's pencil case?!
Huh? Six years old?!
I don't care about it.
Kinoshita-san's Idol Talk "Santa is Here" challenge is over.
Today's lesson is...
Now, do you know why this member is dressed like this?
No, I don't know.
Is it because he's sick or something like that?
No, it's not like that.
I don't care about it.
Yes.
What is it?
Now, today's lesson is this!
Think about "santa is here" idols!
What does it mean?
Well, you know...
Back in the days of "Idol War",
there were various kinds of idols.
So, to be honest,
as an idol in Tokyo,
I think it's quite difficult.
It's a quick decision.
So, "santa is here,"
go to the rural area!
Run away!
Once.
No, no.
You should have debuted already.
If you go to the rural area...
It's better to do it earlier.
So, there's "santa is here," right?
But, if it was in Tokyo, you wouldn't be so popular.
No, "santa is here" is over.
In Tokyo...
In Ringo...
"santa is here," what does it mean?
No, no, it's like...
You know...
Like "santa is here," right?
But, you don't go all the way.
"santa is here," right?
Yes, you can't go to "lumine" in Tokyo.
No, you can't.
You don't know which way you went.
It doesn't matter.
So, "gorgon" and "parachute" teams...
They're all from Fukuoka.
Fukuoka.
You went there, so you became popular.
That might be true.
If you think it's Tokyo, you'll definitely become popular!
I don't know, though.
That's...
Yes.
North is Hokkaido, south is Okinawa.
There are roughly 2,500 local idols all over Japan.
Among them, the land that Bokuan will target this time is...
The land of idols on the second floor.
Yes.
I'd like you to aim for a local idol in a certain area.
Yes.
Yes, it's here!
Yes!
Oh.
Here!
Do you know this place?
It's Kagawa Prefecture.
Wow.
Do you know this place?
Kagawa Prefecture.
Let's go closer.
Yes, here.
Hmm.
It's a city in Kagawa Prefecture.
Yes.
Sanuki City.
Oh!
It's here!
Yes.
Kagawa Prefecture, Sanuki City.
Yes.
Surprisingly, there are no local idols.
Oh!
That's right!
Yes.
The name "Sanuki" is famous in the world, but...
Yes. Yes.
There are no local idols.
This doesn't make sense.
That's true.
Yes.
It's a good place to be.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Oh, and everyone...
Yes.
Mr. Ohenro.
Correct!
I see.
That's right.
Yes.
Does everyone know Ohenro?
What does he do?
He's a waterfall fish.
(Laughter)
Well, well, well...
It's not too far or too close, but...
Yes.
With that said, this time...
Kagawa Prefecture, Sanuki City...
Yes.
We'd like to go after them.
Yes.
The first target is...
Ohenro Idol!
The first target is...
Ohenro Idol!
Sanuki, Oinuki, Gobounuki!
Catch up!
Matsumoto Akiko!
Catch up!
Matsumoto Akiko!
Matsumoto Akiko is Kaga prefecture's senior.
Ah, she's from Kaga.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, I see.
She's Kaga's star.
The only one!
I don't think she's the only one.
Now, in order for the members here to become Kaga prefecture's local idols,
we've been thinking about what we should do in advance.
I'd like you to announce the results this time.
Now, everyone! Do you want to become Kaga prefecture's local idols?!
We do!
Okay! Good!
Do you like udon?!
We love it!
Everyone! Do you have a waist?!
We do!
In order to become a Sanokishi idol, first of all, we asked everyone to think about...
Here it is!
The group name of a Sanokishi idol! This is the most important!
Like the one you mentioned earlier, Aomori's...
Yes, Ringo Musume.
Yes, yes.
What about Hakone?
Um...
What about Hakone?
Um...
How about Tougekko?
Tougekko?
Tougekko.
Tougekko?
Tougekko.
Isn't it onsen?
Touge's...
Yes, Touge's Tougekko.
Tougekko.
How about Kyoto?
Um...
Kyoto's...
Maiko... chan!
Something like that, right?
Yes, yes, something like that.
First, Mochinaga!
Yes!
Now, this is the group name Mochinaga came up with!
"Sanuki Udon", which I wanted to eat!
It's been dragged by me for quite a while, but...
Why did you come up with this?
Well, it's the standard form of idol groups.
Is this the standard form of idol groups?
But if you don't know how to do it, you'll feel like you're at an udon restaurant.
It's new.
It's been around for a while.
Next up is Shiogama!
The group that Shiogama came up with is...
"Noodle-pper"!
What's with this "convenience goods" thing?
"Noodle-pper"!
It's not like that!
Um...
There's an idol group called "fruit-san".
So I borrowed it.
So you borrowed it.
It's a suspicious word.
When I see it, I think it has an "edgy" aspect.
That's true.
"Noodle-pper" and "slipper" are...
I don't want to say it clearly, but...
I'm sorry to say it in front of girls like you.
"Ojisan" is a little confusing.
It's a confusing name.
Next up is this group that Kinoshita came up with!
Hiraga Gennai!
What is this?
Sensei, you seem to like it!
I like it!
Sensei, I like it, but what is this?
First of all, Hiraga Gennai-san is from Sanuki- city.
Really?
And Hikaru Genji-san.
I see.
Hikaru Genji-san is dancing roller skating.
As idol of Sanuki-city, we would like to dance while eating udon noodles.
That's really good!
In order to show your waist.
Yes, that's right!
And after the show, you show it to everyone.
That's really good!
Now that we know the name of the group that Sensei came up with,
what did Sensei come up with next?
What did Sensei come up with next?
Sanuki-city lies!
As idol of Sanuki-city, we would like to talk about the lies of Sanuki-city.
We would like to talk about the lies of Sanuki- city.
We would like to talk about it one by one.
First of all, Hasegawa.
There is no water-related problem at the end of a pot.
Wow!
That's possible.
It doesn't exist!
Maybe...
If you add water,
I think you'll get angry.
Why did you put rice in it?
Put noodles in it!
I see.
Next, Yagi-no.
Sanuki-city lies!
The string of my jersey is udon.
This is a lie, isn't it?
This is a complete lie.
I think it's good for emergency food.
Even though you have a strong waist,
you become a rubber girl?
You have such a strong waist!
That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to Sugiura's Sanuki-city lies.
Here it is!
Yakult 2000. I've never drunk it.
What does this mean?
Shikoku is
a little far from Japan.
I know.
She said it's a little far.
That's why I can't reach it.
Yakult 2000.
Yakult 2000?!
I've drunk Yakult.
No, no, no. Was there Yakult 2000?
What?
In the first place, no one drank Yakult 2000.
I drink it every day.
My Yakult 1000
Yes, you do.
It was released in 2000!
Isn't this in Sanuki-city?
Everyone drank it!
You know 2000!
When you drink 1000, your sleep quality increases and your body becomes like that.
What happens to 2000 when you drink it?
My lower back gets better.
It's not your stomach, it's your lower back that comes out of your stomach!
You don't have back pain?
I want you to drink it a lot.
I think there's a lot of Biffy's gold in Yakult.
What gold is in Yakult?
Hikakin.
There's Hikakin in it?
Isn't there a Hello YouTube in it?
That's amazing.
It sounds like it'd work.
Everyone's second hometown, Sanuki-city.
We'll play a game to promote it.
Here's the first game!
Oheno Chambara!
You'll play a one-on-one Chambara match with your eyes covered.
You'll rely on the bell and find your opponent's location.
If you can hit your opponent first, you win.
The Oheno Chambara you're wearing is a tool for business.
If you can use it well, you'll be able to win against Sanuki-city.
Who wants to go first?
Hayasaki, Hayasaki.
First, Hayasaki Oheno and Kinoshita Oheno's match.
You hit it like this, right?
Wow!
Hayasaki, show me again.
Wow!
I'm scared!
She's doing her best.
Okay, let's go.
Ready, start!
One, two, three, four, five...
Okay, stop!
Okay, Oheno and Chambara, ready, start!
I can't pull it out!
Find it! Find it!
Listen to your opponent's bell!
You can pull it out.
I'm scared!
Hayasaki, a little more forward!
Kinoshita, Kinoshita!
Not that way! That's dangerous!
The other way! The other way!
Your own...
That way!
Listen to your opponent's bell!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Wow!
Kinoshita, your own...
That way, forward!
Yes, that way!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Wait!
Don't come!
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Around here...
Time's up!
What is this?
Hayasaki wins!
I did it!
Kinoshita, aren't you scared?
No, I'm not!
You ran so fast!
That's dangerous!
Raise me up!
Please!
This is pretty long.
I think it's about one whole piece.
It's three times as much as I thought it would be.
For that knight, P.R., the following game is...
This is...
"Get Up! Self-Burned Woman"!
Self-burned woman!
Now, everyone will play a game using Sanukishi's specialty, Jinenjo.
This is a game where you use a Jinenjo sucker to suck out and stretch it out for the longest time.
That's amazing.
Jinenjo is also a specialty, isn't it?
I guess it's a set because you eat udon noodles.
Do you know Jinenjo, everyone?
The one that stretches.
The one that stretches...
Her voice didn't stretch at all, though.
Miyakoshi-san, Yagi-san, Mochinaga-san and Hasegawa-san will play this game.
As you can see, each of them has their own Jinenjo.
Who will be able to make Jinenjo fly up the most?
This is already kneaded, isn't it?
It's already kneaded, but...
How much...
Please!
You can do it!
This is quite long, isn't it?
Maybe it's a whole piece of it.
The instructor has three times more than I expected.
- Are you sure you're OK? - Please raise me.
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble!
Let's go!
Fly up, Jinenjo!
Ready!
One, two...
Oh, that's how you raise it.
- Oh, I see. - I see.
- Oh, it might be good. - Oh, it's good.
- It's starting to raise! - Oh!
- Hasegawa, Hasegawa, it's over. - It's over!
- Yes. - Oh!
- It sounds good. - Oh!
- Oh, how's it?
- It's getting burnt! - It's getting burnt!
- Now... - It's rising!
- Oh! - Oh, wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Now... - It's rising!
- Oh! - Oh, wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Did you win? - Miyako won first place. - I won!
Miyako, like a self-taught girl, please work hard in your idol life in the future!
- I'll do my best! - That's all!
And now, for the last game that looks like a knight...
Here it is! "Shime Shimei! Ohello!"
Now, Kiyohara-san, Maezono-san and Kano Eiko- san...
In the past, they did "ohello" to fix themselves up.
"Ohello" is also famous, but...
In Sanuki-city, there is "ohello exchange salon", which is also a place of love for "ohello".
If you happen to meet these people...
Can you say a word like an idol?
If you don't say a word like an idol, you can't be an idol of Sanuki city.
That's right.
Now, one by one, you will meet a famous person on the way.
We will check what kind of words you can say to him.
That's ridiculous.
I will say who I will meet just before.
I see.
This is difficult.
Even for an entertainer...
This is an exciting project.
Who will go first?
Kanazawa...
Do you want to go first?
Yes, I will go first.
Okay.
If you happen to pass by Kanazawa...
Let's say Saito of Janpoke.
Saito of Janpoke.
Saito of Janpoke is not strange.
That's right.
Last year, Saito of Janpoke visited Ohenron.
I will walk this time.
You walk and ask me if I am Saito of Janpoke.
Okay.
Then I will say what I am.
Please say a word after that.
Is it a focus?
Is it a game like a focus?
Don't explain it like a focus.
I didn't think you could do such a thing on this show.
I'm happy.
Okay.
"Passing by Ohenron".
Ready, start!
This is Saito of Janpoke.
Are you Saito of Janpoke?
What is it?
Don't deny it.
Time's up!
What do you think, Saito-san?
I don't know.
What?!
In any case...
I think you'll reflect on yourself straight away.
That's good.
Next up...
Let's go with T. Keo.
T. Keo-san.
Let's go with Hinojita-san next.
Pet bottle...
Let's go with Powerhara.
Can you go first, Hayasaki?
It's not "shashan."
Let's go!
Powerhara...
She threw a pet bottle at her junior.
Reflect on yourself...
And somehow...
Make up for it.
So, cheer up...
And give advice.
I hope you can do that.
T. Keo. Hinojita-san...
Who threw a pet bottle...
If he came to Ohenro...
Ohenro... Ready... Start!
Excuse me!
Are you Hinojita-san?
What is it?
I heard you threw a pet bottle...
At Powerhara...
That's right.
But...
I don't think you should drink...
Pet bottle drinks anymore.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Is it okay if it's a can?
It's okay.
Time's up!
What do you think about that?
You should know...
The cause of it.
That's my advice.
But, if it's a can...
If it's the same word...
It's more dangerous.
Scary...
It's late. Is it 6 p.m.?
Ohenro, where many people come to repent.
When they pass by Ohenro, what kind of words can they say as sanokishi idols?
The next one is...
Osojuhachi. Osojuhachi. Do you know Osojuhachi?
Bears?
Oh, yes! Bears.
There was a really dangerous bear that caused a lot of damage, but it was removed.
Well, Osojuhachi...
Well, if you ask me...
Is it a bear?
It's difficult.
Well, since you know it, let's go to the next one.
Since you know it...
Osojuhachi, who is reflecting on his own actions, came to Ohenro...
Well, let's go. Ohenro, where many people pass by Ohenro...
Ready, start!
Scary.
It's quiet.
Bah!
It's morning.
What is it?
Osojuhachi?
She said "yeah".
Can you say "yeah"?
Let's be vegan.
Can we be vegan?
Yeah!
Let's be vegans.
It might be good.
But we have to run away first.
We can't run away even if we run into each other.
We can't run away.
Well,
Matsuzo.
What did you like the most today?
What I liked the most was...
Let me see...
The funde in broad daylight.
That was really...
good.
Kinoshita, I think it was good.
Thank you very much.
I think it's good to have something like that.
So, Kinoshita, Niwako, and Sanuki will run away!
What?!
Yay!
Is there anything you didn't like?
Hmm...
I think it's Sugiura.
I didn't like it at the end.
At the end...
Yakult 2000.
A mysterious new product.
Well, it's your first time, right?
It's my first time.
Where is Sugiura from?
It's Aichi Prefecture.
Aichi Prefecture?!
I hope you'll have a lot of bread.
I hope you'll have a lot of radio.
What do you want to be in the future?
I want to be a super-shiny idol at the age of 18.
You want to be a super-shiny idol at the age of 18.
I want to be one.
How old are you now?
I'm 15 years old.
You have three years left.
I see.
Do you have a goal as an idol?
I don't know.
Hey, don't treat me like an old man!
Don't treat me like an old man!
Tell me!
An anime called "Aikatsu".
"Aikatsu"?
An anime?
It's like we watch "Slam Dunk" and start playing basketball, right?
I think you're right about that.
That's right.
Is this your first time in SUGIURA?
This is my first time.
Where is SUGIURA located in your hometown?
This is AICHI Prefecture.
A lot of people live in AICHI.
That's right.
There are a lot of things to do.
HANSA MUKAI is in charge of it.
I don't think it's just me.
I can't do radio.
How is it recently?
Recently?
How is it?
Recording.
Recording is fun.
Is it fun now?
It's fun now.
I have more and more emotions now.
You have more and more emotions now.
I felt like I could show myself more.
You seem to be frustrated.
You seem to like losing.
Do you want to do variety shows in the first place?
What do you want to be in the future?
I'm 18 years old and I'm a super idol.
You are 18 years old and you want to be a super idol.
I want to be an idol.
How old are you now?
I'm 15 years old.
You have three years left.
Do you have a goal as an idol?
I don't know.
Don't treat me like an old man.
Don't underestimate me.
I'm an anime character called AIKATSU.
My name is ITTIGO HOSHIMIYA.
Is it a two-dimensional anime?
You are an amazing generation.
There is such a pattern.
You want to be an anime idol and want to be an anime idol.
There is such a pattern.
It's an era.
It's like watching SLAM DUNK and starting basketball.
That may be the case.
It's like watching CABBIT'S BAR and starting soccer.
That's right.
The ball is a friend.
You know it well.
It's my own head.
It's not like this.
Well, good luck from now on!
Yes, I will do my best!
Have fun! I'm counting on you!
I will do my best! Thank you very much!
Yes, dismiss!
Yes, and?
Please give me a work of YAKULT2000.
There is no such thing!
Oh, I was nervous!
Did you really think there was one?
I really thought there was one.
What is it like a demand competition material?
Thank you very much!
How much is YAKULT2000?
About 270 yen.
One?
Yes.
It's quite a lot, isn't it?
What does it taste like?
YAKULT.
It looks painful!