AISubs v3.5
This is the super idol, Nogizaka 46, which aims to catch up with the super idol, Nogizaka 46.
Beyond the hill road, the blue sky was spreading out!
[Applause]
Yes, it's fun!
What do you want us to do?
We've done quite a lot already.
How many of you are missing?
Four of us, I think.
Four of you?
Four of you had age restrictions.
Oh, I see.
I see.
We're not doing back-up jokes or anything like that.
We had a class about scandalous photos last time.
Do you remember?
We did.
We talk about how important scandalous photos are.
But, that's like calling them "manzai" photos.
Do you know what's even more important than scandalous photos?
The chance of going to Guam, after the scandal?
No!
That's not it!
- It's not that kind of chance. - It's not a chance for you to cheat!
Listen up! After you've done something wrong, you'll definitely be punished!
And so, today's lesson is this!
Think about apologizing!
Well, it can't be helped. If you mess up, you'll definitely have to apologize.
I've never messed up.
Of course you have, but someone will definitely do it!
Definitely!
Definitely someone will do it. Well, it doesn't have to be apologizing.
Even if you're always supporting them, if you apologize and it's good or funny, it'll all be fine.
If you do it now, you'll probably go blank, but if you do it in advance, you'll be trained.
Now, let's review.
If you mess up, you get a chance!
If you apologize, you get a solo concert!
Go for it! Senba Kicchou!
Senba Kicchou, you don't know how to say it?
What's Senba Kicchou?
First of all, we'll look at the unpublished photos of the class that we'll be considering about the scandalous photos we took last time.
Next, Imai!
Yes!
Here are the scandalous photos I want you to take of me!
Huh?
A child?
Huh? What do you mean?
Huh?
What do you mean there was a child?
I'm sorry.
Is this a handshake party in hell? I'll steal your moon and eat it.
This is crazy.
Don't eat my moon.
This is crazy.
This is going to be a problem, isn't it?
This is going to be a problem.
Why did you want to do this?
I love babies.
When I see babies crossing paths on the street, I think they're like cream buns.
I think they're cute.
But I don't have a chance to touch them.
So I'm letting you do it at this timing.
You can't do that.
You want to eat this on a daily basis, don't you?
I want you to do this haircut as it is.
You're tearing it up.
This is not a cream bun.
This is a warning to children not to take their eyes off.
Mom, don't take your eyes off.
This is a warning from the police.
From the police?
This is a warning from the police.
We have children like this.
If you do this when you're a baby, you won't be forgiven, will you?
No, I won't be forgiven.
I'll simply call the police.
Let's move on.
Next, Mochinaga.
This is the scandal photo I want you to take of me.
I'm curious about this.
I had a serious fight with an elementary school student.
When I realized it, I was screaming, "I won't give you the jackpot!"
What is this "jackpot"?
What is it?
Do you like coin games?
I like it.
Do you like coin games?
Yes.
You always like it, don't you?
I love it.
Do you usually go to the arcade and play coin games?
I like my family.
We often play together.
Do you often play coin games with your family?
I've never heard of it before.
Do you want to sit where you want to sit?
That's right.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you want to sit where you want to sit?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you have a favorite coin game?
Yes, I do.
What kind of coin game?
"Momotetsu" coin game.
"Momotetsu" coin game?
Yes.
I didn't know about it.
I've been playing it for a long time.
You've been playing it for a long time?
Really?
That's good.
You'll get a job right away with this game.
Do you like all kinds of games?
I like all kinds of games.
That's good.
It's interesting that you only like one coin game.
It's good that you like coin games.
I only play coin games.
That's good.
The last one.
Let's go.
Miyako.
Yes.
Here is the scandal photo I want to be taken.
What?
No way.
What?
Oh, my!
I'm an 18-year-old idol who is shy of flowers. Full make-up as a tribute product.
The back of my face is more sad than sad. The drugstore is my make-up room.
Recently, I'm often asked for self-make-up.
I want to try various things, and I'm nervous now.
Are you nervous?
On the other hand, there is a possibility that you will be popular on social media as a beauty influencer.
Yes.
Are you familiar with make-up?
Yes, I am.
Oh, are you familiar with it?
Yes, I am.
I'm a beauty boss with a wooden face.
What?
I'm a beauty boss with a wooden face.
Oh, you are a beauty boss with a wooden face.
And you are a drugstore full make-up artist.
I don't like it.
Yuri-chan, how do you like the use of the tribute product?
It's the best.
Good morning.
I'm going to make you look like me now.
Like me?
What do you mean like me?
What should I do?
Ready, go!
This way!
Go back! Go back!
I'm sorry!
Goal pitcher! Goal pitcher!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
You are the best! You are the best!
Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!
Please.
Can I throw it?
Is it okay like this?
How much did you get?
10 million yen.
It's a little dazzling.
No, it's not dazzling.
What is it? It's doubled with a new one.
What?
I'm sorry.
Now that you've made up your mind, let's move on to today's class apology accounting.
Let's make a good preparation for the coming time in the future.
The first apology is this!
I'm in a dark sales problem!
Dark sales?
Yes, dark sales.
I'm in a dark sales problem!
As its name suggests, it's a problem caused by not going through an agency but going to sales and getting involved with such a bad organization.
We know very well about this important issue.
We are involved in it.
Yes, we are.
Who can do it?
I can do it.
Oh, Ito!
Let's go, Ito!
By the way, Sensei.
Yes?
Ito said she wanted to do this show.
Really?
You wanted to do it.
I heard about dark sales in the news.
I don't know when I'll get involved.
I'll practice it now.
Don't think about it.
Right.
Before you get involved...
It's OK.
Don't worry about it.
Now, Ito Yuzu will start her apology for the dark sales problem.
Thank you for your apology.
I wanted some money, so I did this.
Excuse me.
Yes?
How much did you get in particular?
One million yen.
One million yen!
What did you do for that one million yen?
I took monkeys like "Nikko Monkey Army" and...
You took monkeys like "Nikko Monkey Army" and...
I played games and made money.
You played monkeys and made one million yen?
Yes.
You were able to do business with monkeys and I think one million yen is your limit.
This is strange, isn't it?
I increased it a little by myself.
You increased it?
What do you mean?
I know my brother who just moved in.
Your brother who just moved in?
Yes.
Does your brother make one million yen now?
Yes.
How much did you get originally?
For how long?
It doubled in three months.
From one million yen to...
Your brother who just moved in?
Your brother who just moved in is so nice.
Yes.
What did you plan to use it for?
That's good.
I don't know what will happen in the future when I quit my job.
I wanted to save it.
You just started.
Have you ever thought about your members' feelings?
I'm sorry for doing it alone now.
Why are you grinning even though it's a private meeting?
I'm sorry.
It's strange, isn't it?
You don't have any regrets, do you?
I'm really sorry.
Time's up!
What is this?
What's with the "pile up and double up"
You're talking like it's a dream
I don't know what you're talking about
Next up is...this!
Me, O-rengo, gang-robbery case!
This is...
This is a case where I, as O-rengo, gang-robbed on a hill in Tokyo
This is not good
This is...
This is bad, it's like a "yankee"
This is bad
Can you do this?
Yoshimoto and Miyako
Yoshimoto and Miyako, let's go!
Yoshimoto Kokona and Miyako Surya will now begin their apology hearing for the gang-robbery case
First of all, can you tell us how you feel now?
It's a little boring
It's a pain in the ass
I don't think you're behaving well
What do you mean "boring"? There are people who get in trouble for this
Miyako-san, what do you think about that?
I think you should do what you like
"Do what you like"?
It's your own life
Can you say you're not responsible for getting injured while driving under the influence of drugs?
- I don't think so. - I don't think so.
- You don't think so? - I don't think so.
You said you did something reckless.
Can you tell us what you did out of your own mouth?
It was New Year's Day and I wanted to celebrate it.
I drove a motorcycle with 30 of my friends and went out of control.
Out of control?
Did you go out of control?
- From the center of Shibuya. - From the center of Shibuya?
You can't go out of control in places like that.
- You can. - Where can you go out of control in Shibuya?
- Tell us! - You start from the center of Shibuya and go.
- Where did you go? - Daiba? - Daiba?
- It's a little bright. - It's bright.
- It's a little bright. - No, it's not bright.
By the way, you were riding a modified motorcycle.
- Yes. - What kind of motorcycle was modified?
A bicycle that was left in an old apartment building.
- A bicycle? - A bicycle?
- A bicycle... - You made a bicycle into a motorcycle?
I modified it with a screw that fell under the vending machine.
I made the tires bigger.
How many cc of exhaust fumes did you increase?
- 5,000. - 5,000?!
It's a monstrous monster bike!
Is it a modified bike?
It's only 5 liters.
It's not like a Ferrari.
It's not like that.
By the way, Miyakoshi-san,
you were riding a modified bike.
What about the aero?
- Aero... - Aero...
- I heard you know a lot about it. - Yes.
- What about the aero? - What about the aero?
What was the aero like?
- The shape... - Yes.
When you were riding a modified bike with aero...
- What was it like? - Please tell us.
- Aero... - Aero...
Time's up!
- It's a monster. - How was it?
I modified it and increased it by 5,000 cc.
- Increasing it is... - From a bike to a motorcycle,
- it's reduced by 5,000 cc. - It's incredible.
It's incredible and you can eat with it.
- It's amazing. - Yes.
And after this...
Yomi Yomi Giant Dog 2 years in a row!
B-class questions!
- How much is it? - About 1 million yen.
- That's cheap! - 1 million yen?
- That's cheap! - Is it annual income?
Is it annual income?
Please.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh!
Finally, this is it!
Yomiuri Tugging!
B class questions for 2 years in a row!
This is a press conference that professional baseball coaches often hold.
To be honest, it has nothing to do with me at all.
But I'm not sure if I can answer all of these questions in one press conference.
So, who can do it?
Me!
Akita! Akita, you can do it!
Me!
Akita, let's go!
The last one to challenge this difficult apology interview is Akita!
Now, the owner Akita Rian will start his apology interview about the B-class problems of "Yomiuri Kyojingun" for two consecutive years.
Thank you for your time.
At first, you were determined to win the series, but now you've made this unfortunate result.
First of all, please be honest with me about what was the problem.
Well, I think it's probably because I was too cute and I couldn't concentrate on practice.
You were too cute and you couldn't concentrate?
Yes.
But if you knew that, you should have improved.
You were too cute and you couldn't concentrate. What happened? What was it like?
You had my gloves and ball and you looked at me and you were already standing still.
Were you playing?
No, I was practicing.
Practicing?
Yes.
So, specifically, which player did you feel sorry for and couldn't concentrate on practice?
Well, I want to say "everyone", but I think it's Leonardo da Vinci.
Leonardo da Vinci?
How much was the contract?
It was about one million yen.
One million yen!?
That's cheap!
Is it annual?
Yes, it is.
One million yen per year!?
One million!?
I thought you'd get caught.
Even with a small ball...
Yes.
Are there any other questions?
Yes.
Why were you so strong this year?
That's a good question.
Well, I think it's because there were so many players who were fascinated by me.
Players who were half-hearted?
Yes.
I think it was good for that half-hearted player, but who do you think it was?
Everyone seemed to be tired of me.
Who did you think was the most tired of you?
Can you give me a specific name?
Yes.
Leonardo da Vinci II.
Leonardo da Vinci II...
I don't think there was anyone like that.
By the way, I heard you were particular about improving your pitching form.
Yes.
What kind of pitching form did you teach?
Can you show me your pitching form here?
Yes, of course.
As a coach...
Time's up!
That was terrible.
Coach, how was it?
I don't know why Leonardo da Vinci did that.
One million yen...
Are you okay with that at the end?
You didn't get it at all.
Well, we've done it today.
Please tell us the worst one.
Umm...
Yoshimoto!
Yoshimoto is a little...
He's got a good lung capacity of 5,000.
I'd like to give you some of that.
Well, I've never heard of a bike made by hand of 5,000cc, but I'd like to know a little more about it.
Which manufacturer's engine do you think it is?
Panasonic.
Panasonic?
By the way, which manufacturer's tires are these?
Which manufacturer?
Mitsubishi.
Mitsubishi?
Were you really a yankee?
No.
Well, I'm often misunderstood, but I'm not.
Is there anyone you admire?
I like Mr. Nanao.
But you're totally aiming for him, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
I'm not.
You're not aiming for him?
I'm not aiming for him.
You're not?
Sawaji Erika.
I've heard of her for the first time.
She may have found a great talent.
All right, just go for it.
Thank you.
She's cute.
Go home.
Thank you.
She's no joke.
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
Seventeen?!
Yes.
You're young.
She said you're young.
What does "young" mean?
It means you're young.
I don't know.
You don't know?
You don't know "Onitsuka", do you?
You don't know "Bebop High School", do you?
I don't know.
But you know "Rogue de la Ciboulsa", don't you?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I think you should read it.
It might be helpful.
Manga?
Manga.
Yes, Yankee Manga.
I've never read manga.
Oh, you've never read manga.
Yes.
What do you usually watch?
Usually...
TV or...
Drama.
What do you watch in drama?
Romance drama.
Romance drama?
Yes.
Do you want to be in it?
Yes.
But you're definitely a Yankee character, aren't you?
No, I want to be in it.
What is it?
A bullying character in a school drama.
It's perfect for you.
You have your own atmosphere.
Let's start with Kanako Enomoto of "Ienahiko".
She's over there.
She's amazing.
See you.
Yes, thank you.
It's amazing that she makes her debut and aims for that place.
It's scary.