AISubs v3.4
[The 4th episode of "Supereta Idol Education Program"]
This is "Supereta Idol Education Program" aimed at catching up with super idols, Nogizaka 46.
- Alright, alright, alright... - Yes.
- So this is the 4th episode... - Yes.
How is it? Have you figured out more or less about the members?
- Like, "Ah, this kid looks a little dangerous"... - Yes, yes, yes...
- Have you been able to figure that out little by little? - Like, "This kid comes forward a little", or "This kid is a little reserved"...
- If there's a possibility that a star like Maian Shiraishi or Manachan Akimoto will be born from one of these kids... - No, no, no...
- Right? - You have to have us born!
- No, no, no... - You're so powerful...
- Of course... Are those kids going to save us again?! - No, no, no...
- Alright, let's have them come forward! Please come forward!
- Ah, Koushi!
- Ah, that's good. Good, good, good...
- What's up? What's up? What's up?
- What's up?
- One, two... - We're Nyankees, New Monras!
- There it is!
- Since we're Nyankees, New Monras... - Yes!
- Well... - Well, we've started again this week!
- We don't need an assistant!
- We're not assistants!
- Don't promote us without permission! - Yes, we're leaving. Sorry.
- How bold of you. - How bold of you, really.
Now, once again, this show is brought to you by super smart idols.
In order for you not to be swallowed up by the rough waves of the entertainment world, we will train you mentally and carry out a dramatic program.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Yes.
- Kou is saying that he only thinks about crossing the Nogizaka. - Yes.
- Please think about that one thing now. - Yes.
- Seriously. - Seriously.
How many years will you be able to catch up?
- Umm... Next summer. - That's fast!
- That's really, really fast. - No, but...
- You're saying that you're going, right? - Yes.
- Everyone, give me a high-five. - Yes.
- I'm going! - High-five!
The members are energetic with a high-five louder than expected by Tsunaga-san.
What will they do tonight, their fourth hour?
Let's get right to it.
Do you all have any images of your future?
- I do have some. - You can't say you do have some!
Those who are successful decide their path to the goal.
- Yes. - For example, Ohtani Shouhei-kun of the Major League...
- Yes. - Since he was in first year of high school...
- Yes. - He has set himself a goal of winning first place in a draft since he was in 8th or 9th grade.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That became a hot topic. - Yes.
- If you don't go that far, you won't succeed. - Yes.
"I want to sing well," or "I want to be the best idol," or "I want to make money."
- Right? There are many different approaches. - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - So, today's lesson is this!
Think about graduating!
It's my fourth time.
It's been a month and a half since you debuted, and that's why you're able to make a comeback!
I see!
If you set up a plan for what you'll be like when you graduate and what you'll be like there, can you do it exactly like that?
Yes, yes, yes.
"What should I do next?" You don't have time to think about it!
You don't!
It's already your fourth time, and your nose is like a bee's!
You only have one wing left!
There's a lot of residue here.
And you don't have a butt anymore.
So, I think there are a lot of things that top idols do before they graduate.
Yes!
What do you think they do?
How about shaving their heads?
Huh? What is it?
"What is it?" You can't see it anymore!
"What is it?" Right?
He laughed!
Get up!
I think those who succeed experience a downpour.
Yes, yes, everyone does.
Even for us, there was a downpour.
If you're an absolute artist, there's definitely a downpour!
So, Dr. Osada conducted his own research...
and created a downpour graph for top idols.
"A" goes down with "B", "C" goes up with "C"...
and "D" goes to the bottom of life.
But "E" causes a huge downpour and graduates!
This time, members were asked to draw what happens from "A" to "E" according to this graph.
First of all, let's look at graphs of Kanazawa- san, Yamaguchi-san, Ito-san and Hayasaki-san.
Here is Kanazawa-san's graph!
Yes, it came out!
Ah, it's a graph like this.
It's a graph like this!
Yes, yes, there is a downpour.
Well, this is the debut, right?
Yes.
This is the debut, and there are various things like this, and it goes up and goes down a lot like this.
And here it says "graduation", but this is Kanazawa-san's graph.
First of all, "A" point!
What is this?
I'm really shy, but...
Ah, is that so?
I can't talk about anything in the interview, and I can't appear in the interview.
You can't talk about anything in the interview, and you can't appear in the interview!
You can't say a single word.
I can't say a single word.
This is...
They say you don't have to come anymore.
Such a shy Kanazawa-san was able to regain her popularity by folding clothes.
"Start", what is this?
Before I became an idol, I sold clothes for a part-time job.
Ah, is that so?
It's a little faster to fold clothes.
Is that so?
No, it's not like that... yes, yes.
Which one?
It's the same!
It's fast for me too, when I was working at UNIQLO.
Do you want me to fold it for you now?
Eh?!
This is difficult!
Eh?!
Having said that, let's have him show us!
It's quite difficult, like this...
Eh, wait, I can't do it...
Then I'll do it as a customer.
Yes.
Then, Kanazawa, I'll leave it to you.
Yes.
I'll go and look at the stock.
Welcome.
Alright, I'll take this one.
Ah, thank you very much.
You're welcome, I'll take this one.
Thank you for your help.
Yes.
Eh, what should I do?
Ah, it's fine now, it's fine.
You're late! You're late!
Eh?
But I'll praise you.
Yes, it's pretty.
Oh, it's pretty. Suddenly...
Suddenly, it's fast.
It looks like a proper customer.
Suddenly, it's fast.
Certainly.
Yamaguchi's graph.
Yamaguchi's graph. Here it is.
Here it is.
I searched for it. I searched for it.
First, wiping incident. What is it?
I'm curious.
After watching an interesting VTR...
Even though it's a sad story...
I still remember it.
That's no good!
But it's real.
But it's really there!
You have to be careful about it.
It's real.
And this is B.
Live streaming incident. What is it?
I forgot to turn off live streaming.
I was like, "Ah, it's about time for me to do it."
It's real, isn't it?
And then, live overseas travel. Foreigners are popular.
It seems that Japanese people are popular with foreigners.
If I were to say it overseas...
I'd say I'm popular.
And then, G.
Which one is it?
This one is simple.
This one is simple. I can give up.
I don't like it!
I don't like it when it's given up so simply!
What is it?
If it's given up all at once overseas...
I'll give up.
Ah, so you'll leave it out of the country.
Ah, that's not good.
It's simple.
And then?
I came here with a bad feeling.
So, as a villain...
Ah, I see!
Yes, I'll take a break.
Ah, I see!
Isn't Yamaguchi a little realistic?
Realistic! Very realistic!
Ito Nobunaga, here you are!
Ta-dah!
You're gallantly climbing up a wall.
You're gallantly climbing up a wall!
I like it and I want to be a guest.
Ah, you do it sometimes!
It's like you're in another country.
It's dignified and good.
It's tough.
And!
Protecting elderly men from fraud,
adopting special fraud countermeasures image characters.
What is this specific one?
Something like ATM fraud.
Ah, there is.
It's often in the news.
That's how you become famous.
And "○○ and miracle disaster", what is this?
This is, um...
I picked up the wallet of the elderly man I saved in C,
and when I delivered it, it was his wallet.
Something like that.
And then,
he became president and became successor.
Successor!
You watch too much movies!
What?
You watch too much movies!
Here is the first question.
At first, you dyed your hair blonde on your own?
Everyone has black hair, but I dyed my hair blonde without saying anything.
Why? Do you want to do it?
I want to do it blonde.
I was thinking of dyeing my hair blonde if I failed the audition.
No, it's okay.
Here is the second question.
You posted a make-up video on social media.
You posted it on a cosmetics company commercial.
You have a lot of questions like this.
What is this?
I like make-up.
I often do my make-up at home with a mirror.
Are you doing it alone?
Yes.
How do you do it?
The foundation I use is...
I don't know how to say it.
Are you doing it like a YouTuber?
Yes.
Here is the third question.
You were found out about Marumaru Gayoi and posted it on a weekly magazine.
What is this?
I'm hosting Gayoi.
That's ridiculous!
You can't do that!
That's ridiculous!
Are you serious?
Are you interested in hosting Gayoi?
I want to be noticed by someone.
That's amazing.
What are you talking about?
I didn't know you had such an idea.
You were found out about Marumaru Gayoi and posted it on a weekly magazine.
What is this?
The host's father is a famous movie director.
The movie director chose me as the main actor.
I'm the main actor of the movie.
It's like watching a movie in a swimsuit.
That's amazing.
I can't imagine it.
I'm going to do a speech at a graduation concert.
It's like a graduation speech simulation.
That's fast.
The last moment of their idol life.
It's a graduation speech by Suzuki Hayasaki.
Please.
Wow, it's serious.
Thank you for coming to the graduation concert of Suzuki Hayasaki today.
At first, I dyed my hair blonde on my own and made a circle of the group,
and made use of my favorite make-up videos and so on.
But...
It's not for the members.
The host was chosen...
I won't say it, but it's a graduation speech.
The weekly magazine took it, and I caused a lot of trouble for the host.
However, the host's father chose me as the lead role, and I was able to contribute a lot, so I will graduate.
Thank you.
Don't say "wow"!
Who will cry for you?
Graduation speech by Suzuki Hayasaki
Excuse me.
Please.
What's this?
I've never seen it before.
What should I do?
I don't know.
Is it right?
It came off.
I like this part.
I'll peel it off and eat it first and eat it last.
I'll eat it.
It's delicious.
Thank you very much.
It's going to take a long time.
Let's move on to the next member.
I'm a little scared of this.
Next, Yagi, Sunaga, Yoshimoto and Hasegawa's idol life.
They will announce their miracles until graduation.
This is Yagi's graph.
Yagi and Rakugaki on the cheeks of members who are resting.
It says "Akki".
It's "Makki".
That's right.
For example, when everyone is sleeping in training camp, they put on costumes and write "Yagi" on everyone's cheeks.
This will make you angry.
And people who don't have "Yagi" written on their cheeks will be erased from the world and will be thanked.
What?
Let's take a look at it all.
In fact, when Yagi and Rakugaki wrote "Yagi" on their cheeks, it turned out to be a comet and many people disappeared from this world.
And because they kept casting spells for a year, people who disappeared came back to life.
Now, let's move on to the next member.
I'm a little scared of this.
I want to become a novelist.
No, I wrote it at 5 a.m.
Don't write it in the morning.
I can't do this.
Here is the graph.
While recording, she screams and breaks Mr. Oerai's ear.
What does it mean?
If I make a mistake during recording, I scream "oh my god" and break Mr. Oerai's ear.
I won't be able to participate in the CD for the rest of my life.
I was surprised.
What does it mean for a representative of Japan to praise you for your greetings?
I have been taking care of my greetings.
I was praised for it.
When I interact with foreign ministers, I greet them.
Is there such a thing as a representative of Japan's greetings?
About Mr. Oerai's ear.
What kind of greetings do you make?
Let's say it's a story.
You will greet me when I meet important people in the United States.
I will do it.
You will greet me before I say it, right?
Thank you very much.
Hey.
Who is this?
It's not a person.
What are you doing?
It's not a person.
What is that?
You didn't say anything.
Is it okay?
What is this?
Excuse me.
Can you give me a katsuage?
Katsuage.
Can you give me a katsuage?
Katsuage.
Katsuage. Katsuage.
I can give you this. Katsuage.
Please.
Do you like it?
Give me a katsuage.
Yoshimoto's graph, here it is!
In your dream school drama, you play a super popular actress who wants to bully you.
Do you want to play the role of bullying?
Yes.
You want to do it?
Yes, I do.
But I feel like you'd look good in that role, don't you?
I've been told so.
You've been told so?!
Because you have such a clear face.
I feel like it'd be hard for you to say it out loud.
I'm going to bully Matsuo for a bit.
Matsuo, come on.
I'm cleaning up after you, so say something nasty.
Ugh, I have to clean up again?!
What a bad drama.
You know what?
Do it for me, too.
No, why?
We're doing it together, aren't we?
I don't want to do it with you.
Why not?! Let's do it together!
Don't come near me.
You're so dirty!
Wow!
But you had a good vibe.
You had a good vibe.
I don't like it.
You look like you're looking at something really dirty.
And you're unmarried and you don't have a job, but you had some savings.
So you could open up a grampic facility.
You could watch TV all day.
It has nothing to do with being an idol.
That's where you're all from.
Where did you save up your money?
With my previous idols.
That's right.
Do you spend a lot of money?
I spend a lot of money.
I can't get enough of it!
I want to start a brand.
Why does everyone want to start a brand?
Here is Hasegawa's graph.
She sweated too much at her first concert and got a fan attack for playing a dirty role.
What is it?
I sweat a lot and sweat more than people.
I sweat so much that I take a shower after a concert.
Did you exercise?
I did physical exercise.
You don't look like you exercise a lot.
I don't exercise a lot.
I look elegant.
Will an omurice idol and I advertise omelets?
If you buy an omelet you advertised, you will find a hidden hero in a weekly magazine.
What is this delusion?
I want to start a heavy brand.
Why does everyone want to start a brand?
It's very heavy.
That's amazing.
Who was the best one?
Hasegawa's speech was good.
Yes, it was good.
There is nothing special about it.
But I want you to reflect on it.
Who was the worst one?
Yagi.
I said it before, but Yagi is my distant relative.
I wanted to give him a bath, but I couldn't do it.
I want to ask you about it.
Who was the best one?
Now, "yagi" (goat)
It's amazing.
Do you like writing stories?
Yes, I do.
The one I wrote when I was little came out recently.
What is it about?
There were four characters, but they were all girls.
All of them had thin names, but only one of them was "backler".
"Backler"?
Like "backmiller".
What is "back" about?
"Backler" is the main character.
Why "backler"?
I'm really curious about it.
Do something about it.
I know.
I'll tell "backmiller" about it.
Right?
Let's think about it.
Let's go.
Let's think about "yagi" and make a little drama.
A mini-drama?
You can do it.
Like a stage play.
Like Kokona playing "ijime".
Yes, like that.
Who is "backler" now?
"backler" is "sugiura".
"sugiura" is "backler".
I want to see it.
I really want to see it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Write it down.
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
That's all for today.
Thank you for watching.
Why did you touch me?
Thank you for watching.
She has a lot of personality.
Touching nose.
Nose, shat!
Thank you for watching.