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This is the super idol "spread idol education program" aimed at catching up with super idol "nogizaka 46".
This is the third recording.
It's still hard.
It's hard.
It can't be helped.
I hope the audience will enjoy it.
It's like our introduction.
"downtown style".
That's good.
You have a different attitude.
There is something interesting.
You are scary.
I'm not "downtown style".
That's scary.
Shall we start?
Please come in.
That's good.
Why are you looking back?
It's okay.
How long are you going to do that?
How long are you going to shake hands?
What's that?
I tried to look back.
You tried to look back?!
That's really innovative!
You didn't try to look forward, did you?
That's amazing.
That's really innovative.
Please look forward.
We've finished twice now.
What do you think, everyone?
Yaegashi, what do you think?
I can afford it.
What's up with you, Yaegashi?
You haven't come out since then.
You come out first, but you haven't come out since then.
Have fun.
Let me say it again.
This show is an idol training show for super experts.
In order not to be swallowed up by the entertainment world,
we will carry out a dramatic program to train our mentality.
Everyone, let's do our best.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Today, we will continue with our class.
I can't answer.
Today, we will continue with our class.
Continuing from last week, we will think about idol transformation!
In this week's variety show, we will practice the skill of turning inappropriate words
into idol-like words.
This time, too, we will turn "bokuao" which aims for "ng-zero"
into words that can even be used as idols.
We will decide from the survey we received in advance.
Let's take a look.
Here are the words that are inappropriate for idols who transform first!
Ah, this is the worst!
The worst!
That's for sure!
I don't think that's the case, but!
Yes!
It's possible that you'll end up in the same place as "jungle pocket"'s website!
There's no way!
Yes, there is!
Now, let's go!
The first thing we'll announce is...
Yaegashi!
Yes!
Now, this is Yaegashi!
Whimsical heart!
It's like...
What does it mean?
There are people who have ten legs or twenty legs, right?
Ten legs and twenty legs?!
I thought there were people like that, and it seemed whimsical, so I added a heart to it.
If you said ten and twenty, wouldn't it be whimsical?
Wouldn't it be that cute?
Well, it's not bad for an idol transformation, right?
Well, with a heart...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whimsical heart, right?
Yeah, it's like you're feeling a little whimsical, right?
Is that your image of it?
Like a hundred.
A hundred?!
What kind of world is this? You're only thirteen, right?
What are you looking at?
Now, let's move on.
Next up is Yagisugira and Yoshimoto!
Yes!
These three people have the same answer.
Oh!
Yes, they're wearing the same thing.
This one!
Pudding! Pudding! Pudding!
Ah...
Pudding is pudding.
Ah, pudding, right?
How about this one?
Ah, this one might be good, though.
Yeah.
If you fixate it like this...
It's like you've sucked in a little sweet honey.
There's that kind of feeling, too.
It's like you've "putchin"ed a little.
It's like you've "broken" a little.
Ah, you've "putchin"ed a little?
It's like you've "putchin"ed a little.
And it's like you've "swayed" a little.
There's a lot of things like that.
It's like you've "putchin"ed a little.
Pudding might be good.
Yeah.
How about this one?
Why did you three change it to pudding?
Yes.
Eh, it kind of sounds like it.
Ah, it sounds like pudding.
Yeah.
How about you, Sugigura?
I think it's just like Osada-san said.
You've "putchin"ed a little!
It's good, that firmness.
It's good.
Yeah, it's good.
And you, Yoshimoto?
Yes.
I just put a circle on it and it became cute.
Ah, it's like you've "putchin"ed a little?
It's like you've "putchin"ed a little.
It's good.
Let's continue.
Next up is Mochinaga, but it's a bit of a problem.
Mochinaga's bad idol transformation is like this...
Ara mode.
No, no, no. This is...
Pudding is bad.
This is definitely someone's pudding.
There's a high possibility of it being a cunning.
Ara mode, what does that mean?
I also thought it was pudding, but I thought it would be too easy to understand, so I changed it to ara mode.
Ah, I see. You changed the pudding to ara.
That's right.
But if you change it to ara mode, you won't know the reason.
It's like a bit of an ara mode.
You don't have to force yourself to do it well.
You forced yourself to do it.
This is the pudding change.
That's all.
Well, but...
Pudding is...
That's right.
Pudding is good.
Pudding is...
Pudding is good.
It seems like you can use it easily.
Even if you do this, you won't get scolded, right?
You'll get scolded, right?
Yes.
Then let's go with pudding!
Yes!
Congratulations.
You can say it when it's on the Jumpoke website, right?
Ah, you're from pudding, right?
Can you say it?
Can you say the next one?
Thank you for your hard work.
Um...
Pudding...
She laughed.
She said "pudding" while hiding it.
It's like pudding.
(breathing heavily)
(gagging)
Thank you.
(zipping)
(breathing heavily)
Y-you're Mr. Aki, right?
(gagging)
Yes, it's time.
(breathing heavily)
(laughing)
(yelling and screaming)
(screams and screaming)
(laughing and screaming)
The next inappropriate word is this one!
"Enchi"!
Ah, this is really the word you want to hide the most, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, Kanazawa will convert this.
Now, Kanazawa's answer is this one!
Morning friend.
What does this mean?
Eh, like...
There are a lot of people going out in the morning.
No, like...
Like, I'm sorry, but like...
That means...
It's imagination!
Like, "Is Kanazawa out in the morning?"
Does Kanazawa think it's morning?
You don't have to say it! You don't have to say it!
You don't have to say it, right?
Like, "Is that so?"
The word is really good.
It's a beautiful word.
Morning friend.
Ah, I see, "morning friend" is stronger.
How do you say it?
Like, if you want to go there for a bit, what do you say?
I'm going to meet my morning friend.
Ah, if you say it like that...
Ah, I see.
Right? It doesn't sound bad, but...
That "oh" part, make it dirty and say "my friend."
No, I don't know about that.
You have to make up words.
Now, next is Sugiura!
Sugiura's change is this!
Good morning!
It's morning, right?
Yeah, it's morning.
It's morning, right?
Everyone, it's morning, right?
No, you don't have to sympathize with me.
What does "ohayo gozaimasu" mean?
It's like... well...
Stop it!
If you're doing this right now, you're doing it yourself!
You're doing it yourself!
Please don't use gestures, everyone!
Be careful!
Gestures, right?
I did it when I was a tactician, but...
Please don't use gestures, everyone!
Please be careful, okay?
This is...
There really is a "ohayo gozaimasu" part.
It's a little complicated, isn't it?
For example, when you wake up in the morning...
and you want to say "ohayo gozaimasu" as you greet people...
and you have to say it, how do you say it?
Ah, ohayo gozaimasu!
Ohayo gozaimasu!
That's a facial expression!
Now, next...
Imai!
Now, Imai's answer is this!
A smiling object!
Like a smiling bomb!
I don't know!
I don't know the song of the winner!
I don't know!
What is this?
Wait, Mr. Matsuo, can you smile for me?
Your mouth looks like...
Hey!
Whose mouth are you talking about?!
What are you talking about?!
That's a ridiculous expression!
What are you making me do?!
Like this?
Yes, like that.
That's ridiculous!
Your mouth looks like a poop!
That's the worst!
Why do I have to say this?!
Next, Nishimori!
Now, Nishimori's answer is this!
A diamond pyramid!
What does this mean?!
There's a common illustration...
Yes, yes, there is.
It's often drawn in a triangle.
If you make it into a pyramid...
Wait, if you make it sparkle...
If you make it sparkle...
Will it be bright?
But it's cool!
Yes.
Make it a little cuter...
Like a pyramid...
Is there anything else?
Akita, do you have anything?
A pyramid of some sort.
A sparkling pyramid.
Make it a diamond!
How about you, Hasegawa?
A sparkling pyramid.
A sparkling pyramid!
A sparkling pyramid...
This is a little suspicious...
It's pretty good.
Yes, yes, yes.
A chocolate pyramid.
A chocolate pyramid!
Are we talking about "Chocolate Planet" or something?
That mouth of yours...
And this chocolate...
If you make it into a pyramid...
It's going to be a disaster.
It's the worst.
So, that's it for luck changes.
Which one did you like?
Let's see...
"Morning Friends"...
"Morning Friends" maybe?
"Morning Friends"?
I like "Smiling Objects".
"Smiling Objects"?
Let's do "Smiling Objects" then!
"Smiling Objects"!
Smiling Objects
If you'll excuse me...
Of course I don't know!
Really? Wait a minute...
I don't know...
Africa? Is Africa this way?
Alright!
This way!
Alright, I'll park here.
On my map, you are...
Argentina!
Argentina, Argentina...
Argentina...
Europe!
Is it correct?
"Canned banana" is good!
I'm sorry about "pien"...
But I'll cut my nails...
On top of "pien"?!
You'll cut it on top of "pien"?!
Japanese version of "slam"
Japanese version of "slam"?!
This is quite expensive, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
Now, let's move on to the intermediate version.
Instead of words, you'll be converting sentences.
Here are the sentence words.
Pooping in a garbage house
Killing a fly that came to me
This is a ridiculous sentence.
An idol shouldn't say a sentence like this.
It's a shame.
Idols and ordinary people don't say it that much.
But if you can convert it beautifully, you can say anything.
If you can convert it beautifully, it's amazing.
Now, Hasegawa!
Yes.
Let's see Hasegawa's answer.
Here it is!
A ripe banana in a swing
Killing a customer who stole his heart
Nice!
"Swing"?
"Swing", huh?
"Ripe banana", nice!
This is quite sophisticated, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
Swinging in a garbage house
It's true that you swing in a garbage house and sell garbage.
I don't know about that.
Isn't there a sentence like this?
Thank you very much!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Killing
I think I can use it for my lyrics.
If you use it like this, people will say a lot of shit.
Actually...
Actually, it's like that
I think it's good.
Now, the next question.
Here it is!
Hanging a hungry man lying on his back
This is ridiculous, too.
Who came up with it?
No one came up with it.
It's true, really.
But it's an idol song.
But you changed it into an idol song.
OK, Hagiwara.
Here is Hagiwara's transformation.
She is a giant who got tangled up in a small amusement park.
She makes her face sparkle by making her face sparkle.
It's good.
Sparkle is good.
Sparkle seems to be popular.
Do you want me to sparkle you?
Where does "kirun" come from?
"dogeza" is like "apologize" and "kirun" is like...
"kirun"?
Not "pien"?
Do you say "kirun"?
"pien" is "sorry" and "dogeza" is "kirun".
Above "pien"?
Yes, above.
"kirun" is above "pien"?
This may be a little popular.
"kirun" is "do it".
"kirun" is "forgive me".
That's true.
I don't think it's bad.
She makes her face sparkle.
Sparkle...
Sparkle is "kirun".
She is a giant.
She is a giant who is hungry.
She is a good person.
She is a good person in a movie.
She is reliable.
She is hungry.
That means she thought a giant was hungry.
Next is Imai.
Here is Imai's answer.
She ate a Japanese slum dog, Yankee Newman, and spit out natural juice on her face.
This is scary.
This is worse.
This is milder.
So this is a Japanese slum dog.
Yes, it is a Japanese version of a slum dog.
The word "slum dog" doesn't come out much from idols.
Yankee Newman.
It's unique.
The way you say it.
What is "la"?
It means that it's half-spotted.
So it means that it's half-spotted.
This is scary.
This is really scary.
This seems like a real Japanese slum dog.
It seems like the bad guys are trying to kill it.
This is really scary.
It's like saying "I'll let you live if you kill it."
It has a tongue and spit out natural juice.
What is she looking at?
It's scary.
Who did you like the most today?
Let's see...
I think it's Imai.
I think it's good that you chose Imai.
Let's move on to the reflection session.
Reflection session?
Yes, Inoguri.
Who is it?
Let's see...
It's good that you liked it, but...
It's good that you didn't do anything today.
Can I say something?
What is it?
I've been telling you to talk this time, but you haven't said a word.
You're right.
You didn't hear me, did you?
No.
But you wanted to talk.
I did.
I've been stuck here all the time.
Did you want to say anything?
Something you wanted to say.
Nothing.
I got it.
It's "sunaga".
Let's call it a day.
Thank you very much.
Stand up.
Attention.
Bow.
Thank you very much.
It's a mess.
What is it?
I thought you made it.
It's messed up.
Let's call it a day.
Let's practice.
Let's call it a day.
You look sad.
You look anxious.
It's scary.
You're approaching it like a ghost.
- Asunaga. - Yes?
- I was going to talk about it, but I couldn't. - Okay.
How do you like it?
Doing it twice or three times and recording it.
That was the first time I talked about it.
That's true.
- I got nervous. - Oh, you got nervous.
I was worried if it would be okay for me to talk about it.
- No, it's fine. - You don't have to make mistakes.
All mistakes you make now will be your fortune.
- Oh... - Okay?
- She's a teacher. - I'm going to say it like this.
- Make more mistakes now. - Okay.
They will all be your fortune.
Please look forward to my next success.
- That's right. - She's suddenly so generous.
- I'm looking forward to it! - Okay.
- Do your best! - Okay!
- She's a teacher. - Yeah.
Amazing.