AISubs v3.4
This is the super idol "spread idol education program" aimed at catching up with super idol "nogizaka 46".
This is the third recording.
It's still hard.
It's hard.
It can't be helped.
I hope the audience will enjoy it.
Of course, the audience will enjoy it.
It's like our introduction.
"downtown style".
That's good.
You have a completely different attitude.
There was something interesting.
I'm scared!
I'm not "downtown style".
That's a little scary.
Let's listen to it.
Please come in.
That's good.
Why are you looking back?
It's okay.
How long are you going to do that?
How long are you going to shake hands?
What's that?
I tried to look back.
You tried to look back?!
That's really innovative!
You didn't try to look forward, did you?
That's amazing.
That's really innovative.
Please look forward.
We've finished twice now.
What do you think, everyone?
How about you, Ms. Yaegashi?
I can do it.
What's with you, Ms. Yaegashi?
You haven't come out since then.
You come out first, but you haven't come out since then.
Have fun.
Let me say it again.
This show is brought to you by super-sparse idol training program.
In order not to be swallowed up by the entertainment world,
we will carry out extreme programs to train our mental strength.
Everyone, let's do our best.
Thank you for your support.
Today, we will continue with our class.
I couldn't say anything.
Today, we will continue with our class.
Continuing from last week,
we will think about idol transformation!
Yes!
Well...
In this week's variety show,
in order not to make a lot of things happen,
we will practice the skill of transforming words into idol-like words.
Yes.
This time as well,
NG Zero's target is to transform exciting words into words that can be used even by idols.
We will decide from the survey we received in advance.
Well, let's take a look.
Here are the words that are not suitable for idols that will be transformed first!
This is the worst!
The worst!
I'm sure you all don't think of this, but
it's possible that you'll end up on the same site as "jungle pocket"
It's totally possible!
It's totally possible, right?
Yes.
Well, let's go!
The first word that we'll announce is...
"Yaegashi"!
Yes!
"Yaegashi", here it is!
"Kimagure Heart"!
I see...
What does it mean?
You know, there are people who have "ten legs" or "twenty legs", right?
"Ten legs" and "twenty legs"?
I thought there were people like that, and it sounded like "kimagure", so I added "heart" to it.
"Ten", "twenty" sounds like "kimagure", doesn't it sound cute like that?
Well, it's not bad as an idol transformation, right?
With "heart" in it...
Yes, "kimagure heart", right?
Like, "my feelings are a little "kimagure" now, right?
Do you have that kind of image?
What kind of "kimagure"?
Like "hundred"?
"Hundred"?!
What kind of world are you living in? You're only thirteen, aren't you?
What are you looking at?
Well, let's move on!
The next word is...
"Yagisugira Yoshimoto"!
Yes!
These three people have the same answer.
Oh, my!
Yes, they have the same answer.
Here it is!
"Purin", "purin", "purin"!
Ah...
"purin" is "purin"
Ah, "purin", right?
How about this one?
Ah, but this one might be good!
Well...
If you let it solidify...
It's like you've sucked in a little sweet honey...
There's that kind of feeling...
It's like you've "putchin" a little...
It's like you've "broken" a little...
Ah, you've "putchin" a little?
It's like you've "putchin" a little...
And it's like you've "shaken" this "feeling" a little...
Wow!
Right? There's a lot of things like that...
You're giving me such a hard time!
"purin" might be good, right?
Ah...
How about you three?
Why did you change it to "purin"?
Well...
I thought it sounded similar...
Ah, "purin" sounds like "purin"...
And you, Sugiura?
I wonder if Osada-san was right...
You've improved a lot!
I like your resilience!
I like it!
And you, Yoshimoto?
Well...
I just put a circle on it...
And it became cute...
Like, "Ah, can I have some "purin" please?"
It's almost "purin" now...
That's good!
Well, let's move on!
Next up is Mochinaga, but it's a bit of a problem...
So, Mochinaga's "purin" idol transformation is like this...
"Ara" mode!
No, no, no...
This is already...
"purin" isn't bad!
This is definitely someone's "purin"
It's highly likely that someone "cunning" it.
Because, "ara" mode, what does it mean?
I also thought it was "purin"
But I thought it would be too easy to understand
So I changed it to "ara" mode.
Ah, I see! You changed "purin" to "sara"
That's right!
But if you change it to "ara" mode, you won't know the reason.
It's kind of like "ara" mode.
You don't have to force yourself to do it.
This is "purin" conversion.
But "purin" is...
That's right! "purin" is good!
"purin" is...
"purin" is good.
It seems like you can use it easily.
If you use it like this, you won't get scolded, right?
You will get scolded, right?
Then "purin" it is!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
You should say it when you see it on the internet.
"Ah, you're from "purin", right?"
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Sugiura?
Ah! Thank you for your hard work!
Eh? Um...
purin
Eh?
She laughed! She laughed!
She laughed!
She said "purin" while hiding it.
It sounds like "purin" now.
(I'm not sure if I'm breathing or not)
Thank you.
It's handshake, isn't it?
Yes, it's your time.
I can't accept this!
This is weird!
On the other side of the girls who are a little crazy
A prank was spreading
Saturday night at 9 o'clock on November 4th
Is there a lot of people going out in the morning?
No, I just imagined it!
Is Kanazawa around here?
The next inappropriate word is this!
Pervert!
Ah, this is really the most direct and most little, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a word you want to hide, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, Kanazawa will convert this.
Yes.
Now, Kanazawa's answer is this!
Morning friend!
What does this mean?
Is there a lot of people going out in the morning?
No, I'm sorry, but I just imagined it!
Is Kanazawa around here?
Kanazawa thinks it's morning.
You don't have to say it!
I wonder if it's like that!
The word is very good.
It's a beautiful word.
Ah, it's morning friend.
What does it mean?
What do you say when you want to go there?
I'll go and meet my morning friend.
If you say it like that...
I see.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
The "o" in "o" means "friend" in a dirty way, right?
I don't know.
I have to come up with a word.
Next is Sugiura.
This is Sugiura's change.
Good morning.
It's morning, isn't it?
You don't have to sympathize with me.
What does "ohayo gozaimasu" mean?
It's like...
Stop it.
If you're doing it now, you're doing it yourself.
Don't make a gesture like that.
Be careful.
Gesture...
I made a gesture like that.
Don't make a gesture like that. Be careful.
There is a real "ohayo gozaimasu".
It's a little complicated, isn't it?
For example, if you say "ohayo gozaimasu" in the morning and you want to say it,
and you have to say it, how do you say it?
Ah, ohayo gozaimasu.
Ohayo gozaimasu.
It's an expression.
Next is Imai.
Here is Imai's answer.
A smiley object.
Like a smiley bomb.
Don't you know?
You don't know a smiley bomb song, do you?
What is this?
Mr. Matsuo, can you smile for me for a moment?
The mouth at this moment looks like...
Hey!
Whose mouth is this?
What are you talking about?
It's a ridiculous expression.
Why do you make me do it?
Yes, I like it.
It's ridiculous.
Your mouth is like a poop.
It's terrible.
Why do you make me do it?
Next, Nishimori.
This is Nishimori's transformation.
Diamond pyramid.
What does it mean?
There is a common illustration.
It's often drawn in a triangle.
If you turn it into a pyramid and make it shine a little more,
Is it bright?
I see.
It's cool.
It's a little cuter.
Is there anything else behind the pyramid?
Akita, do you have anything?
Something pyramid.
Diamond pyramid.
Diamond is fine.
How about you, Hasegawa?
Pira pira pyramid.
It's suspicious.
It's pretty good.
Chocolate pyramid.
Are we talking about chocolate planet?
Your mouth and chocolate pyramid.
If you turn it into a poop, it's terrible.
Is it a poop planet?
It's terrible.
That's all for the poop transformation.
Which one do you like?
Let me see.
Morning friend.
Morning friend?
I like a smiley object.
A smiley object?
Let's make it a smiley object.
[Smiley object]
Excuse me.
Of course I don't know!
Really? Wait a minute.
I don't know.
Africa? Is Africa this way?
Okay.
This area.
Okay, I'll park here.
My map says you are in...
Argentina!
Argentina, Argentina...
Argentina...
Europe!
What?
Is it correct?
Soft-boiled bananas are good!
I'm sorry about the pines.
But I think I'll cut my nails.
On top of the pines?
You'll cut it on top of the pines?
Japanese version of slum.
Japanese version of slum?
This is quite sophisticated.
Thank you very much.
Japanese version of slum.
Okay.
From now on, it's intermediate version.
Not words, but sentences.
We'll have you convert them.
These are the sentences and words.
Kill the flies that come up from the poop you threw in the garbage house.
It's a ridiculous sentence.
An idol shouldn't say a sentence like this.
It's already too much.
Idols and ordinary people don't say it that much.
But if you can convert it beautifully, you can say anything.
If you can convert it beautifully like this, it's amazing.
Now, Hasegawa!
Yes.
Let's see Hasegawa's answer.
Here it is!
The customer who was taken away by the ripe banana wet with furima
I commend you!
Nice!
Furima!
Furima, I see!
The ripe banana is nice!
Yes.
The ripe banana is nice, isn't it?
Yes.
This is quite high quality, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Right?
It's amazing that I'm wetting this garbage house.
Nice!
It is true that furima is sold like garbage.
I don't know about it.
Isn't there bonsai?
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
I think I should be used as a singer.
If you were used as a singer, you would say many bad words.
Actually, that's right.
I think it's good.
Well, next question.
Here it is!
Hangre, who has been hanging around for a long time, has fallen down and his face is swollen.
It's ridiculous.
Who came up with it?
It's amazing.
Who came up with it?
It's ridiculous.
I didn't come up with it.
It's true.
It has been transformed like an idol.
Well, Hagiwara!
Yes.
Here is Hagiwara's transformation!
Hangre, who has been hanging around in a small amusement park, has fallen down and his face is swollen.
I like "kyurun".
"Kyurun" seems to be popular.
I want you to do "kyurun".
Where does "kyurun" come from?
"dogeza" is like "apologize" and "kyurun" is like "kyurun".
Not "pien"?
"pien" is "sorry" and "dogeza" is "kyurun".
Above "pien"?
Above "pien" is "kyurun".
This may be a little popular.
"Do "kyurun".
"Kyurun" is like "forgive me".
Certainly.
It's not bad, is it?
It's not bad.
"Kyura kyura" on the face.
"Kyura kyura" is "kyura kyura".
giant
"giant" is "hamburger".
"giant" is a good name, but it's amazing in a movie.
"hamburger" is a good name, but it's amazing in a movie.
"hamburger" is "hamburger".
That means "giant" was "hamburger".
Next, "imai".
This is "imai"'s answer.
Japanese Slamgai
Yankii Nyumonra
made him eat dango and put natural juice on his face.
Scary!
It's getting worse!
It's still mild.
So, it's Japanese Slamgai.
Yes, it's Japanese Slamgai.
The word "slamgai" doesn't come out much from idols.
Yankii Nyumonra
It's kind of unique.
What is "ra"?
It means "half-eaten", right?
Well, well, well.
So, it means "they ate completely un-eaten Nyumonras".
"Eaten"?
I think it's "half-eaten".
"Dango-bushi" is scary!
It's scary!
It's like a real slamgai!
It's like a real Slamgai is eating dango-bushi!
It's scary!
It's like saying "If you eat dango-bushi, I'll forgive you".
And there is "tsuba", which means "natural special juice".
What do you always see?
It's scary!
So, who did you like the most today?
Hmm, let's see...
I guess it's Imai.
I think you two did well.
Let's move on to the reflection session.
Reflection session?
Yes, Inoguri.
Who?
Hmm, let's see...
It's good that you liked it, but...
You didn't do anything today.
Can I say something?
What is it?
I've been telling you to talk this time, but you didn't say a word.
You're right.
You didn't hear me, did you?
No.
But you wanted to talk.
I did.
And I was stuck here.
Did you want to say something?
Something you wanted to say.
No, I didn't.
You didn't?!
You're disbanded!
Okay, you're disbanded!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Stand up!
And...
Attention! Bow!
Thank you very much!
You're out of order!
What is it?!
I thought you were good at it!
It's all messed up!
You're disbanded!
You should practice more!
Stand up.
You look sad.
You look anxious.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
That's how you approach a ghost!
- Asunaga. - Yes?
- I wanted to talk to you, but I couldn't. - Okay.
How do you like this recording?
It's my first time talking like this.
Huh?
You're right.
- I was nervous. - Oh, you were nervous.
I wasn't sure if it would be okay for me to talk like this.
- No, it's fine. - You don't have to make mistakes.
All your mistakes now will be your fortune.
- Oh... - Okay?
- You're such a teacher. - I'm telling you this now.
- Keep making mistakes now. - Okay.
They will all be your fortune.
Please look forward to my next success.
- That's right! - She said it all of a sudden.
- I'm looking forward to it! - Okay!
- Do your best! - Okay!
- She's a real teacher. - Yeah.
She's amazing.
(She's amazing)
I had an eye contact with Mr. Matsuo and Ms. Matsuo-sensei,
- but I avoided them. - You did?
- Yes. - You avoided them.
- I was scared. - You were scared?
I didn't know what to do.
But you still want to talk and step forward, right?
Yes, and I had a baby next to me.
- Oh, you talk a lot with your baby. - Yes.
I see.
I see what you mean.
I'm not like this in the dressing room.
What do you mean?
I'm like, "Let's do it!"
- What? - What?
- Oh, you're like that. - Yes.
But you're not like that in real life.
I'm stuck.
- You're stuck? - Yes.
Okay, okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
He looks anxious.
- Like this? - Like this?
- What's wrong? - I've only seen this in a rapper's detergent photo.