AISubs v3.4
Super Idol
This is a program to catch up with super idols "Nogizaka 46"
It is a series of super idol training programs.
Now, that's it.
Yes.
Well, we finished the first recording.
Yes.
Last time, you said quite a lot when you appeared.
Yes, yes.
You said "Please say it brightly when you appear."
Yes.
I think you learned a lot.
Of course.
Yes.
Please say it brightly when you appear.
At the end, you made a strange movement.
Ah, yes.
If you look at it as a whole, there is something at the end.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are various patterns.
Yes.
There are various patterns.
There are various patterns, so...
I don't know many patterns.
Yes.
Please think about it.
Yes.
Now, let's go.
Please come in!
Oh, tea!
Tea, tea, tea!
What's wrong?! No, no, no!
No, no, no!
You are not the director!
You are!
So, how was it?!
I didn't know you could do such a performance!
Iwamoto!
Yes!
You are amazing!
I didn't know you could go to the director's position!
No one has done it before, right?
I've never seen it even as an entertainer.
Wonderful.
Now, I'll say it again.
This program is a super-sparta-style idol training program.
In order not to be swallowed up by the rough waves of the entertainment world, we will carry out a radical program to train our mentality.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you okay, Kinoshita?
Yes, of course.
Right?
Of course.
Are you sure you're okay?
She's scary.
What kind of person is she?
She's scary.
How about you, Yaegashi?
In terms of atmosphere.
Well...
It's easy.
That's nice.
Easy?
Why are you suddenly talking like a rapper?
Easy?
Yaegashi is a rapper who talks about "easy" at his youngest age.
Will he be able to be active in his short career?
When an idol appears in a variety show, what is the most necessary element for an idol?
It's choosing words suitable for an idol.
I see.
For example, when an idol wants to go to the bathroom, what do you call it?
Like...
Going to pick up flowers or something like that?
Yes.
Something like an idol.
Yes, yes.
Something like...
Not using dirty words.
Yes, yes.
Something like that, right?
Yes, yes.
Well, well, well...
That's fine.
That's fine, right?
Can you change the pattern a little more?
Like you said in the script.
That's fine.
Do your best here.
I want you to do your best here, too.
Let's go, let's go.
In this world, it's important for idols...
...to transform dirty words into idol-like ones.
So, today's lesson is...
Thinking about Idol Transformation.
Oh, yes!
Well, you know, when you're recording a variety of shows...
...there are some words you don't want to say.
How can you transform them into idol-like words?
Like "dirty words"!
Idols can't say that, right?
By the way, how do you say "dirty words"?
"Dirty words"?
"Dirty words" is...
...seriously...
"Dirty words"!
Is "dirty words" fine?
I don't have a script for that!
I'm not saying you should do it well.
In this lesson, we'll use idol-like words...
...in other words, idol-like words...
...to decide idol-like words.
Let's see.
The first word that idols change is...
"onara" (fart)
Idols may fart because of nervousness.
When they fart...
When they hear "ah, what?"
Ah, what? What?
If you're a nasty host, do you have a sense of etiquette?
"What? What?" "What? What?"
I heard a loud sound.
If you get caught by Sanma...
"Ah, I see." "Ah, I see."
Let's see.
The first word that idols change is...
Hayasaki!
"Yes." "Yes."
Here is Hayasaki's answer.
Yes.
Beautiful CO2.
Is that CO2?
Isn't it gas?
I think it's CO2.
Yes.
What do you mean?
Beautiful carbon dioxide.
Do you think it's carbon dioxide?
Yes.
Carbon dioxide.
How do you say it?
Ah, what? What?
I heard a sound.
Ah...
Beautiful CO2 came out.
Don't be silly!
If you keep talking like that,
it's like you're saying it's CO2.
It came out.
You can't say it's CO2.
Yes, beautiful CO2.
What was that?
Yes, beautiful CO2.
If you say like that, I'll say "Beautiful CO2?"
I was surprised. It came out suddenly.
I thought you said it.
I was surprised.
Let's continue.
The next one is Kanazawa's.
Here is Kanazawa's answer.
Butt sigh.
This is cute.
Let's try it.
What was that?
I heard it from Kanazawa.
Butt sigh.
But it's cute.
Butt sigh.
When you say "butt," it doesn't sound like you're running away.
It's like that for me and it's literary.
It's good.
Next is Shogama's.
Let's go, Shogama.
Here is Shogama's answer.
Rappa.
"Rappa" means "fart," right?
That's right.
"Rappa" means "fart," right?
I see.
Let's try it.
Wait a minute.
Shiogama, you can't raise your butt.
I can't?
You can't do that.
You can't raise your butt.
If you do that, people will think you're losing money.
Don't raise your right butt.
I can just sit down?
You can just sit down.
Wait a minute, Shiogama.
I heard a sound, but what is it?
A trumpet was played.
You can't raise your butt.
You can't say you're cute?
No, I can't.
You can't rap?
You're a man.
If you do that, I can't say anything.
You can't say anything.
I see.
Next is the last one.
The last change is...
Imai!
Yes.
Now, Imai.
Now, Imai's change is this.
Surprise butt concert.
This is long.
I'll try it once.
Can you hear me?
Imai, what is it?
Surprise butt concert has started.
She's cute.
She's good.
She's like an idol.
The word and how you say it may be important.
That's right.
Which one is the weakest?
Well...
But...
The sigh of the butt?
Oh, this one.
It has a perfect line.
I think this one is the best.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
If you say it during the performance or during the concert,
say "the sigh of the butt."
Yes.
I think you farted.
You said it.
Thank you for everything.
Please come again.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
Kuroti, Bokuao, Iwamoto, Nigi-nigi, Migi-kiki, Oakare, Haraheri, Kyukei...
Sendon...Kuruma shrimp...looks delicious...
You haven't finished it yet!
How old are you now, Nishimori?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old?!
That's crazy!
Next, the word that idols don't like to change is...
Prohibition!
I don't like this!
I don't want to do this!
But...
Last time, there was a scandal.
If there is a scandal, we may have to do this.
Sadly, we can't say that there is no possibility of this.
It's a little heavy to say "it's prohibited now".
Let's change it like an idol.
Let's take a look.
The first one to announce is...
Shogama!
Yes!
Let's go, Shogama!
Yes!
The first one to announce is...
Home time!
Well, it's good!
It's true!
It fits with the era.
It's true that home time is home time.
For example, if Sunaga is prohibited,
Huh? Sunaga isn't here. What happened?
Ah, I'm spending my home time now.
Yes, it's very soft.
It's mild.
It's mild. This is good.
Let's move on.
The next one is...
Mochinaga!
Yes!
This is Mochinaga's conversion word.
"The beginning of winter"?
"The beginning of winter"!
Mochinaga, why did you choose this word?
It's cool and refreshing.
The beginning of winter
It's a painful season.
It's a painful season
It's like Hayasaki did it.
Hayasaki, what's up with you?
The beginning of winter
I'm scared!
The beginning of winter
It's easy for us to say, "Spring will come someday."
Spring will come someday.
It's easy for us to say.
The last one is "rainbow forest."
The translation of "rainbow forest" is...
Guam trip.
Hey, you said "Guam trip."
You haven't reflected on your words!
The day after the press conference, I'm not going overseas.
You said it excessively!
The day after the press conference, I'm not going overseas.
Don't say things you can avoid.
What is this?
Since it's a long holiday,
let's make it a happy holiday.
That doesn't mean you can't go.
Maybe you did something bad because you wanted to go to Guam.
That's not good.
Have you ever been abroad?
No.
No? Where do you want to go? Guam?
I don't know where Guam is.
Where is Guam?
Europe!
What country is it? Europe!
Is there a country in Europe?
I don't know.
How old are you, Nishimori?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old?!
That's crazy!
Does anyone know?
Guam.
I know Guam.
Oh, Kinoshita.
America?
Correct!
It's scary that only Kinoshita didn't know.
I feel like I can study there.
How about the best one, Amato san?
Forbidden.
Oh, but...
I think it's "home time".
Right!
That's the best one.
It's easy to understand.
Guam is really...
It's hard to understand.
I like the word.
What?
The word "Guam trip" is cool, isn't it?
The word "Guam trip" is cool...
This is stupid.
This is...
You should be careful.
You should be careful about this.
I looked it up.
You looked it up?!
Hohobon
"Hohobon"?!
Hanakuso
It's a surprise gift for flowers.
The next word that is not suitable for idols who are about to change is...
Nikibi
Well...
I don't mind saying it, but...
I hope you can make it a little cute.
First of all...
Kanata!
Kanata's "nikibi" change is this!
Youth's bonus
This is...
This is... cute, isn't it?
Kanata, what's that on your forehead?
This is...
This is... "Youth's bonus"
Oh, good!
This is good!
When you say it like that...
I feel like I have a lot of bonuses.
There are a lot of benefits.
Youth benefits.
It's nothing.
That's good.
Next.
Goat.
Goat's answer is this.
Sign of life and stress.
That's what it is.
That's the reason.
It's a proper reason that I met you and was able to do it.
Why did you do it?
Sign of life and stress.
That's what it is.
It's not converted.
What is converted?
I looked it up and it came out.
You looked it up and it came out.
You put it in your dictionary.
I bit it a little.
You bit it a little.
You're looking at it a lot.
It's as it is.
I'll tell your aunt.
Let's continue.
Under the tree.
Under the tree's conversion is this.
Dekopon.
What is this?
Isn't it dekopon?
What does it mean?
The pronunciation is dekopon.
The pronunciation is...
The pronunciation is like that.
It's like "kaanchi".
No one knows.
Only parents know.
Ask your parents.
The teacher said "kaanchi".
She said "kaanchi".
That's it.
How is it?
You have something on your forehead.
This?
Dekopon.
Don't mess with me.
Dekopon is a forehead, isn't it?
I'm thinking of something else.
You have something on your cheek.
What is it?
Hohopon.
Hohopon?
When it comes to the head, it's "headpon".
Headpon?
It's like a headphone.
Headpon?
Is there something you can do with your head?
I don't like it when idols do something with their heads.
I don't like it.
It's like an old man.
I often make it like that.
It's dirty.
That's it for today.
Which one did you like?
Well...
If I had to choose...
"Youth's loss", I guess.
"Youth's loss" was the cutest.
"Youth's loss".
And...
And there were a lot of problems afterwards.
A little bit.
It's like an elimination law.
Yes.
From now on, we're going to train you how to change into an idol.
From now on, we're not only going to use the words we've prepared, but we're also going to train you how to change into an idol on the spot.
These five people are going to try it out.
Okay, so from now on, the five of you, starting from Matsuo, are going to say words that are inappropriate for an idol on the spot.
You're going to change into an idol on the spot, just like in "Kokon Tozai".
I'm going to judge whether it's correct or not.
Okay, let's go. Are you confident, everyone?!
- Hey! - I don't like this.
Even if it's a lie, you have to say "yes" here!
If you say "yes" here, even if you fail, you can say "what was that just now?"
So you can say "yes" here!
We have to do it quickly!
- Let's go. - Are you confident, everyone?!
- Yes! - Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Instant Idol Transformation Game! Ready, set...
- Pam! - Pam!
- Onara! - Onara!
- Oshiri no Tameiki! - Oshiri no Tameiki!
- Rappa! - Rappa!
- Un! - Un!
- No, no, no. - Un!
You suddenly stopped playing games.
You surprised me! I was like...
Ah! I said rappa! Ah! I can't do it anymore!
- You suddenly... - No, no!
- Like this! Like this! Like this! Like this! - Thank you!
- Matsuo's courage! Wait! - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I was scared just now!
I said "rappa!" and I ended up saying "rappa!"
- Who said it?! - I... I...
- You made it obvious, didn't you?! - I made it obvious, didn't you?!
- You made it obvious, didn't you?! - It's not okay!
Okay, let's go!
Rapid-fire idol change game! Ready, go!
- Bikibi! - Seishun no Omake!
- Keimusho! - Tokkunshae House!
- Onara! - Beautiful CO2!
- Geppu! - Hamonin!
- It's okay, right?! - Hanakuso!
- Ohana no... Surprise... Present!
- It's okay, right?! - It's okay, right?! - Yes!
- Tachishon!
- Biji!
- Baji! - Biji is fine, but his hands...
His hands are in trouble!
- His hands are stuck! - Come on!
- An idol...
- His favorite song is playing! - His favorite song is playing!
- This is...
- The lyrics are good! - The lyrics are good, but...
- His hands are stuck! - Please be careful about that, too!
- It's playing! - Yes!
(The lyrics are in the song, but the song is playing in the video)
- First of all, who do you think did the best job today? - Yes!
- Who do you think did the best job today? - MVP...
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Well, I guess it's "butt sigh", right? - Yes, I see!
- Well, you know... - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes! - Hmm...
- Well, but... - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's an elimination method! - Yes!
- Well, the person who did the best job... - Yes!
- Well, that's fine, but... - Yes!
- The person who has to reflect on himself... - Yes!
- I'd like you to participate in the reflection session! - Yes!
- Now, who did the best job? - Yes!
- It's Nakano Nishimori! - Yes!
- There was a little "guam" problem... - A little, you know...
- It's a little dangerous, this... - If you were in your teens or something like that...
- Well, if you were 15 or 16 years old, you'd be cute...
- If you were 20 years old... - Don't say it, please!
- Well, if you say it, you're older than me, right? If you say it like this...
- What are you a little angry about? - Well, I don't think everyone understands it...
- No, no, if you say everyone doesn't understand it, that's different...
- Then, if everyone eats poop, will you eat it? - No, no, no!
- Even if you say it like that... - Even if you say it like that...
- Because it becomes like that...
- Yes!
- Well, Nishimori is still here.
- It's a little cruel that you don't know where Guam is.
- Why do you look like you're going back and forth?
- You have to know where Guam is.
- You might have a chance to go there for work.
- Is Chile weak? - I don't even know Japanese.
- What? - This looks bad.
- This might be bad if you don't do a lot of things.
- But I don't think Nishimori is the only one like this.
- That's right. There are a lot of suspicious members.
- I think I'm the smartest of the members. - Really?
- Maybe. - You're really crazy.
- I'm told I'm smart. - Really?
- How many prefectures are there in Japan? - 47.
- Just barely. - Just barely.
- Can you say Shikoku? - I'm from Kochi, so I can't say Shikoku.
- I see. - Tohoku. Tohoku prefecture.
- Is Tohoku here? - Yes.
- Where are you pointing at? - Where is it?
- It might be in Kyushu.
- Aomori. - Yes.
- Iwate and Akita. - Yes.
- I'll say it in order. - Yes.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Fuku... - Fuku...
- Fukushima or Fukui or something like that.
- Which one? - Which one?
- Fukui! - No!
- Shima! Shima! Shima! - It's not Shimo-shima!
- It's Shima-shima. - It's Fukushima.
- Be careful. - Yes.
- Don't go anywhere. - Yes!
- I don't know what to say. - Okay.
- How many are there in Tohoku? - Six.
One is not enough.
- Huh? - What do you mean "huh"?
- You are not reflecting. - I always reflect. - I know you do.
- I'm not saying "huh" or "huh?"
This generation...
There is no one to look back at this.
They just stand here and wait for people to say "thank you"
- Excuse me, excuse me. - Huh...
- You need to learn that, too. - Sorry about that.
He found out about it.