AISubs v3.7
8. Piano Sonata No. 5 in A Minor
Yu. Na. Moni. On. Yu-na-mo-ni-on channel!
Yeah! Let's do it!
Today's project is...
Try to eat 10,000 yen worth of McDonald's!
Yay!
McDonald's!
Until now, I have been taking care of you with a lot of pranks and things like that.
Today, we will eat normally and peacefully.
It's peaceful, isn't it?
Huh?
While I was coming here, I was thinking about what someone might be thinking.
No one, right?
Let's check the taste first!
First!
Yes, today we will eat peacefully!
Yes!
This time, we will order using Uber Eats!
Everyone, you didn't eat anything today, right?
I ate a little in the morning.
Hey!
When you eat a lot like this, isn't it painful to eat while you haven't eaten anything?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why I thought it would be better to eat in the morning.
I opened my mouth and ate a little.
First of all, is there a burger you really want to eat?
First of all, for me, for one person, it's 1020 yen.
Oh, that's amazing!
But if you calculate it simply, it seems like you don't want to eat 2,500 yen per person.
Yes.
Oh, Super Bee is really delicious.
What is Super Bee?
Spicy Beef Burger.
Can I put a lot of black oolong tea in it?
No, I think it's okay.
It's okay.
Black oolong tea is called "spicy hot beef".
No, it's okay!
How about six?
Oh, it's okay!
If it's six, you can't split it up, right?
Eight is good.
I bought one.
I drank a lot, too.
It's really cheap.
Eight.
Oh, Fantadero is good, too.
Two microns...
Oh, it's okay.
It's amazing, Fantadero.
Isn't it good to drink a lot?
Oh, it's 9550 yen.
Oh, it's a lot!
It's a little more than I thought.
One, two...
Order!
Ta-dah!
Thank you for the meal!
Wow!
Thank you for the meal!
I think we can do it!
I think we can do it better than we thought.
Thank you for the meal!
Don't you eat too much?
One, two...
Thank you for the meal!
We did it!
We can eat three hamburgers in the end.
That's right.
We can do it!
I think we can do it!
I want to talk about a toy I used to remember when I was a kid.
Wait, you don't remember it?
I thought you might not remember it.
Shall we choose it?
Isn't it good?
It was really popular in commercials.
Don't you know "shabetta"?
Don't you know it?
When a kid talks about a toy...
"shabetta"!
It's really cute.
Can you say it like that?
I don't know it.
It's scary.
I will talk about my past.
I was in a happy set of "hamtaro" in a commercial.
What?
Is it true?
I was there for only one second.
There were four teachers.
You two were child actors.
What kind of audition was it?
Did they ask you to say this line?
Did you say it in advance?
That's right.
Like, "one copy, please."
When I went there...
There was a waiting room, but everyone was a mother.
The waiting room was only for mothers.
I was like...
Why do I have to go there?
Why did you go there at that time?
What made you go there?
When I was in high school...
My mother told me that I should go to a school like "olipro".
She told me that I should study for about a year like a lesson.
I didn't think it was fun.
So I studied for about a year.
After that, I went to AKB.
You auditioned a lot, didn't you?
I auditioned for AKB a lot, too.
But before that...
You know, "free paper" sold in many prefectures?
Like "Beautiful Girl Encyclopedia"? (beauty and girls magazine)
That's right.
I've been on "beauty and girls magazine" before.
Wow!
I've seen it before.
Stop it!
I've been wanting to join AKB since then.
I got a story from some agency.
When we were talking about joining AKB,
they asked me if I could join AKB.
It's rude of you to say that now.
But it's good if you can't join AKB.
How many times have you joined AKB?
Four times.
What?!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
You've joined AKB for the fourth time.
Yeah.
I joined AKB until three in ten and eleven.
I thought I could join AKB because of my face.
So I wrote a long story.
Only twelve stories.
It was like self-promotion.
I've been eating lettuce to grow up a little.
I've been trying to overcome my weakness of lettuce.
But I said it's ridiculous.
Then I was dropped my document.
I was like, "Oh, I'm being watched."
So I changed my mind and joined AKB.
But you've joined AKB for the thirteenth time.
Yes, I have.
So you're in the same age group as me in Shibuya.
Wow.
What did you say?
I don't know.
What did I say?
I don't remember.
I don't know.
I think you were an adult.
Wow.
I've always liked AKB.
I've always wanted to join AKB.
But I didn't have the courage to take the audition.
I was supposed to take the audition on January 6th.
But I applied for the theater on December 27th.
Umeda Team B's performance was canceled.
I don't know if I can join now.
But I still want to stand here.
So I decided to take the audition.
I couldn't join in the end.
But I saw you in the lobby and wanted to stand here.
So I took the audition.
That's a good story.
Was there a dance teacher?
There was a dance teacher.
What was her name?
I didn't know.
What was her name?
I really wanted to meet her.
She was in the 14th class.
Was only the 14th class about symbols?
It was really difficult.
But suddenly there was a dance teacher.
A dance teacher?
All of a sudden, there was a dance teacher.
You don't know anything about music. You don't know anything about hope.
That's why we're all in despair.
How's everyone's stomach?
It's surprisingly eatable.
It's eatable.
It looks like you can eat it all up.
If you think about it normally, you can't eat it all up.
Maybe it's a drink.
Don't eat it all up.
I want to eat it.
Motorcycle is important.
You brought your lipstick.
You're a girl, aren't you?
Kawaii.
Salad, potato, moon burger, shaka chiki, and nuggets.
What?
We ate it all up.
What's left is black oolong tea and yogurt.
Wow.
Black oolong tea and yogurt.
We also ate melon soda and cola.
What?
L-sized.
It's still 3 o'clock.
Isn't it the worst?
We ate it all up.
What?
What's left is black oolong tea and yogurt.
Wow.
Look at it.
Let's drink it all up and talk a lot.
Okay.
What's the biggest mistake you made when you drank?
I...
You go first.
It's okay.
I'll drink it up for you.
It's an accident.
I drank it up and went home by taxi in the morning and fell asleep.
I fell asleep in the taxi.
When I woke up...
It's scary.
I didn't really wake up.
When I got close...
He woke me up.
But thanks to that, I didn't report it.
He told me to be careful and forgive me.
I just said it.
It's an accident.
It's an accident. I'm sorry.
It's an accident.
But I also had a trauma.
I mistook the floor of my room.
When I got home and pressed the elevator button, I pressed the wrong button and fell asleep.
I thought I was going home, but my mother told me not to open the door.
Then my older brother came out and we had a fight.
I was scared of my older brother, too.
What I thought at the time was...
When I was practicing hakatazano, I was crying a lot in Hiroshima dialect.
I was crying and fighting in Hiroshima dialect.
In the end, my mother was worried about me.
In Hiroshima dialect, I managed to kill that person.
That's Hiroshima dialect.
No, I'm glad I practiced hakatazano.
I still feel bad when I get on the elevator.
I'm scared when I see people in the distance.
I'm scared of Hiroshima dialect.
I think you're having fun coming out of the country.
There's only one thing that can beat those two people.
Which one?
In my bag...
It wasn't a bag you said you didn't like anymore.
I used to use those goods in the past.
Murayama's...
I don't know if it's funny or not.
Mogi-san, is there anything you don't like?
There's a lot.
What is it?
I think it's really self-defense.
You know, we had a stage performance.
At the end of the performance, we had a toast job.
But a lot of people didn't want to buy it.
So I just told Miyon-chan about it.
I woke up in the morning in memory of Tomi.
I was sleeping in the bathroom.
I was angry in the bathroom.
I was like, "What should I do?"
And then...
- Something terrible happened. - What is it? I'm scared! I don't know!
Well...
I got a call.
- You got a call, didn't you? - Yeah, I got a call.
I don't know! I really don't know!
I don't remember waiting for it!
- You're the worst! - You're the worst!
- You're really the worst! - You're the worst!
- I cut it off. - Yeah.
- I don't remember it at all. - Yeah.
But I just kept a fan around that time.
But I really don't know what I did after that.
- I don't know why I was in bed. - Yeah.
- I feel like I was carried to bed. - I was told that!
- I was told that and then... - You were carried away.
- I was like, "What? Are you serious?" - Yeah.
- I was like, "What?" - Why? It's funny.
I really don't know.
I don't want to think about it for the rest of my life.
- Well, it was all an accident. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
You know, one of my funny episodes is...
One time, when you and I drank beer...
I got into a fight with you in the kitchen.
- And you were like, "I'm sorry." - Yeah.
And I was mad at you, too.
And you appeared there drunk, too.
And I was like, "But you didn't mean it, did you?"
- "You didn't mean it, did you?" - Yeah.
But I got a little drunk.
And I was getting better, and you came up to me.
And you said, "Can we go back to our room?"
And when we were about to leave...
- And you were there... - No!
No! I don't know! I don't know!
- You were like, "Yeah, yeah." - Yeah, I was like, "Yeah, yeah."
- I was like, "Yeah, yeah." - Yeah, it was funny.
- You can't stop breathing. - Yeah.
- It's funny when you can't breathe. - Yeah, you go crazy.
- I have a stomachache. - Me, too!
I'm sorry for taking so long. I can't sleep.
It took me a lot of time.
I'm done eating.
- I'm done. - Help me.
- I can't eat anymore. - No way!
You're not eating at all.
I can eat on a regular basis, but...
- We're all separated. - We are.
I think we need to talk about this.
- So I'm going to ask you this. - Okay.
- Why did you come up with that? - Right, you're right!
- Yeah, you're right! - Yeah, you're right!
The reason I can't eat this anymore is probably because I lost weight.
- I think everyone cares about it. - I think I care about it too.
I don't have a reason for it, but I don't know why.
Because of COVID-19, I can't leave the house, I'm too busy, and I don't have a job.
And I don't know what to eat at home, so I don't go out to eat, and I don't have a bento, so I don't eat and just stay at home.
- I see. - I don't eat much.
- But if you want to eat something, you can get it on Uber. - That's right.
- That's right. And I'm also a little stingy. - Stingy?
- But you're still too thin. - I'm still too thin?
- You don't know how to stay thin. - That's right.
- But I've lost a lot of weight. - Oh, you've lost a lot of weight.
- Yeah, I was in my peak shape in June when I looked at my weight. - Yeah.
- I've lost a little now. - When did you first lose weight from your face?
- Let me see... - Let me see...
- My face gets fat last. - Oh, your face gets fat last.
- When I was in my peak shape, I was the fattest. - About 10 kilograms.
- I weighed up to 13 or 14 kilograms. - 13 kilograms?
- Yeah. - When you were in your peak shape, you must have eaten a lot.
- You must have eaten a lot. - Yeah.
- When you go out to eat, you have leftovers at the end of the meal. - Yeah.
- And you don't feel like you have to eat fast or you'll eat it all yourself.
- I didn't feel like I had any food at all. - Oh, you're worried about it now, aren't you?
- Yeah, I'm worried about it now. - You've changed since you've been home for a while.
- You can only eat as much rice as you want.
- When I was in my peak shape, I was a weirdo and I ate a lot of breakfast.
- I used to eat a lot of rice and get scolded.
- But when I ate, I was praised. - Oh!
- When I ate a lot of rice, I was praised a lot.
- When I was in my peak shape, I ate a little bit of rice and ate strawberries.
- And I ate a little bit of rice and won.
- Oh, it's closed!
- It's closed! - Oh, it's closed!
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Oh, it's too strong.
It's good.
I should be eating this potato.
I'll eat it later.
We ran out of potato.
Wow.
Thank you.
We ate it all.
Is that the last one?
There's only one left.
Finally.
It's the last one worth 10,000 yen.
Thank you for your cooperation.
We did our best.
One, two…
We made it!
We made it worth 10,000 yen!
We made it.
I'm full.
What time did we start?
I don't know.
We made it worth 10,000 yen.
Yes.
We barely ate it all.
Yes.
It was wonderful.
We barely ate it all.
It was worth 10,000 yen.
It's cheap.
We barely ate it all.
It's cheap.
Yogurt was better than I thought.
I thought so, too.
Yogurt was better than I thought.
It was my first time ordering it.
Why don't you try it?
It's a terrible ending.
Let's say it together.
One, two…
Gochisousamadeshita.
We made it.