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Wow, that was close!
I think I did well.
No, you didn't.
We have a special guest.
Look!
Johnny Depp!
Hina Kusparo!
Wow!
That's good.
I'm not drunk.
I can't change the ending.
Sometimes I can't even speak.
I wonder if everyone always comes here.
We're going to play a viewer-only game.
Yay! I love this game!
The pen name is Golden Roger.
It's a game for men in their 20s.
It's a 10-second game.
You have to use a stopwatch.
The members have to race to see how close they can get to the stopwatch in 10 seconds.
If you exceed 10 seconds, you fail.
I see.
That's what we're going to do.
The person who gets close to the stopwatch in 10 seconds wins.
We played a game where if you stop the stopwatch really fast, you win, right?
Yay!
Do you want to play that game?
Let's play that game.
Let's start with 10 seconds.
Are you ready?
Yes.
If you exceed 10 seconds, you fail.
Please get as close to the screen as possible.
It's not at the same time.
Can you stand up a little more?
That's good.
I can see it.
Please start when you like.
Where is it?
Ready?
Yes.
Look at this.
What?
12.59 seconds.
It's very slow.
Yokoyama-san, please.
I'll start.
Ready, go.
Yes.
Please check it.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's really fast.
It's strange.
No, it's not strange.
It's really fast.
7.53 seconds.
It's almost 8 seconds.
It's about 2 seconds off.
Kitahara-san, please.
Can you see it?
It's hard to see the timing to start.
I'll do it.
It's amazing.
It's hard to see the timing to start.
It's really hard.
I'll measure it.
5 seconds.
It's good.
I'm shocked.
It's amazing.
If you stop it in 9 seconds, you'll win.
I'll do my best.
I'll do it.
3, 2, 1
How many seconds?
7 seconds.
You guys suck.
Let me do it.
It's difficult. I want to do it again.
Let me do it.
Okuyama is the winner.
Here I go.
How is it?
8.41 seconds.
Let's do it together.
Wasn't it great?
It's gone.
You can't see it, right?
Of course.
I don't think you can see it.
No, no.
That was close!
I think I did well.
That's not good at all.
Wow!
9.44 seconds.
Yokoyama is amazing.
10.28 seconds.
Yokoyama is amazing.
10.28 seconds.
Sashihara-san is the closest.
Sashihara-san got one gold card.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
How fast?
Well...
The time limit is 3 minutes.
The person who gets the shortest number first wins.
Is it true?
Please show us.
All right.
Please start.
The person who gets the shortest number first wins.
I got one.
That's fast.
I can't press it.
This is difficult.
The screen is blinking.
0.6 seconds.
0.9 seconds.
0.6 seconds.
I can't press it at all.
0.3 seconds.
That's too fast.
That's amazing.
Look at the screen.
The screen is like this.
I can't press it at all.
I can't press it.
0.04 seconds.
I can't press it.
0.03 seconds.
1.2 seconds is the limit.
I'm scared.
The screen is gone.
I can't press it at all.
The stopwatch is not working well.
I think it's the same as Yuko-chan, Sasara, and Kitahara.
It's a little lighter, isn't it?
I don't know. This red one.
This, this, this.
It's the same.
Can't you break it?
The screen is gone.
The screen is jumping.
That's no good.
Why?
It's no good.
I don't know what to do.
I want to stop, but Yokoyama-san seems to be having a lot of fun.
I can't say I'm going to stop here.
It's out, it's out, it's out.
I don't know what to do.
What is it?
Yokoyama-san is so enthusiastic.
What is it?
Meiji is fast.
Unexpectedly fast.
That's amazing, Yuyuko-chan.
That's amazing.
Why are you so slow?
Because the screen is gone.
There are so many things to do.
Someone will tell Yokoyama-san that they want to stop.
I can't say it.
Hitomi-san, please say it.
I can't say it.
I've never seen such a passionate person on this show.
It's okay.
It's not good.
Look at this.
I'm scared.
Look at this.
It's hard to say that I'm going to stop.
I live alone.
You're doing it twice.
That's amazing.
You're screwing it with your strength.
0.7
0.3
I want to quit.
0.5
I want to quit.
You want to quit?
I want to quit.
I'm sorry.
Let's quit.
Please stop.
You can't stop.
I want to get 0.2.
Maybe you're the only one with that motivation.
Are you all tired?
I'm a little tired. I'm sorry.
I understand.
I'm drunk.
Next.
There was a great person, but he is gone.
There was a great person in this store.
He slept outside and is gone.
Can I come back?
Yes.
There was a great person.
I'm grateful for this timing.
Is he gone now?
There was a great person.
He is gone.
This is a TV program.
He is gone.
He is not a good customer.
I see.
He is not a good customer.
I'm angry.
Please come back when he is gone.
I want to show this to everyone.
Next is YONPARA COOKING.
This is YOKOYAMA.
TSUCHIYA is good at cooking.
What is your specialty?
I am good at cooking stew and pasta.
She is a good woman.
She makes something for me today.
Now?
Yes.
What does she make for me?
I don't have a refrigerator.
I make something that I can make immediately.
Is it a product?
It's a dish.
I make a dish.
I move to the kitchen.
You can make it with what you have.
She is a good woman.
A woman has to be able to cook one or two dishes.
Is your wife good at cooking?
I think she is good. I haven't had her cook for a while.
What is your wife's favorite dish?
Gratin.
Cute.
Do you like gratin?
Yes.
I move to the kitchen.
Tartar sauce.
Tartar sauce made at home is delicious.
I move to the kitchen.
The kitchen is dark and I can't see anything.
It's too dark.
It's nice. It's full of life.
What will you make?
What will you make this time?
I will make fried rice without ingredients.
Can you make fried rice without ingredients?
Yes.
I will make it.
It's like a horror movie.
It's dark.
It's like a horror movie.
Is there no electricity in the kitchen?
Thank you.
It's scary.
It's like a horror movie.
Yes.
What do you mean by yes?
Is it okay? Is it stopped again?
It's moving, right? It's okay, right?
Right now, it's thawing the rice, right?
Ah, it's thawing. Please close the refrigerator.
Yes.
It's a waste of electricity.
I closed it.
Please close it.
Please thaw the rice first.
In the meantime, a special guest has arrived.
Who is it?
Johnny Depp!
Depp!
Jack Sparrow!
Wow!
It looks like him!
You should have answered the question about rice first.
In the meantime, a special guest has arrived.
Who is it?
Ta-da!
Johnny Depp!
Depp!
Jack Sparrow!
Wow!
It looks like him!
Wow!
It looks like him!
It looks like he's doing a good job.
Eh? Johnny Depp?
Jack Sparrow?
It looks like him even when you look at it closely.
Eh?
It's not the same person?
Who is it?
What is it?
He is not in this flyer.
Why?
He is not in the flyer.
He is not Japanese.
Is he Japanese?
I think he is a Caribbean.
Caribbean?
He is a Caribbean.
Caribbean?
Is it a joke?
Is he really Japanese?
He looks like a Japanese person.
I don't know him even if I get close to him.
Hello, Johnny Depp.
Hello.
Do you not talk like him?
But if you don't talk, you can't talk.
I can talk.
Can you talk?
I'd appreciate it if you could talk like Johnny Depp.
I'm not imitating him.
Hello, Johnny Depp.
Please go back to Biryakumari.
Thank you.
I'll give it to you.
He gave it to me.
Please do your best.
Isn't he amazing?
That's amazing.
I was able to answer.
It's very hot.
The rice is hot.
If you wrap it in a wrap and freeze it, it's better than keeping it warm.
Bye bye.
That's a good way to save money.
It's good for living alone.
I can't use up all the rice.
Isn't the kitchen far away?
I can't see you cooking at all.
Can't you see it?
I want to see what you put in.
Bring it to me.
I'll put this in now.
Two teaspoons of this.
I want you to teach me how to make it.
Can you show me how to make it before I put it in?
The viewers want to make it.
First, I'll make fried rice.
Do you only use eggs?
I only use eggs.
Only eggs?
I think I put in too much oil, so I reduced the amount of oil.
I'm putting in the eggs.
It's boiling.
I can hear you cooking.
Don't you have a quiz?
Let's guess the manga in Tsuchiya's room.
Let's do it.
What kind of manga is in Tsuchiya's room?
There are many.
The first person to guess the manga will get a gold card.
I'm sorry. I can't see your face.
You are bad timing.
The quiz has started.
Who is it?
Is it Mr. Kinpachi?
It's Mr. Kinpachi.
It's Mr. Takeda.
Hello. I'm Takeda.
It's been a while.
What's that sound?
It's the sound of my voice.
Hello. I'm Takeda.
I'm Takeda.
I'm Takeda. I'm fine. Thank you.
He is mixing rice.
He is young.
He is Takeda.
How is he?
He is young and handsome.
He is a doctor.
Help me!
What are you doing?
It's convenient.
I don't know.
He is angry.
He doesn't look like Takeda at all.
He has a unique way of laughing.
Many people are angry at Mr. Koga's impersonation.
I'm happy if he is angry.
He looks like Takeda.
I'm adding soy sauce.
He is adding soy sauce.
Thank you for cooking.
I'm making fried rice with rice, egg and soy sauce.
Let's guess the manga.
Nana.
Do you have Nana?
I don't have.
I like Onori.
Black sheep.
Do you have Black sheep?
I have.
Correct.
We got the gold bar.
We got the gold bar in the second episode.
I like Onori.
I'm going to make the sauce.
I'm going to make the sauce with the soup.
I see. That's a good idea.
I'm going to put the sauce in the boiling water.
That's how you make the sauce.
Do you read manga?
I love manga.
I found it.
Thank you.
Don't you read manga?
No, I don't.
Do you watch movies?
Yes, I do.
What's your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is...
I don't know.
It's done.
That's fast.
It's easy.
I'm going back.
That's fast.
My favorite movie is Kage Hinatani.
Thank you.
I haven't seen it yet.
That's terrible.
You haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it yet.
Why?
I thought it would be cool if I didn't see it.
It's cool, but...
I'm not interested in movies because it's my original work.
I want to protect my existence.
I really want to see it.
I want to see it, but...
How long did it take to write Kage Hinatani?
It took about a year and a half.
It's really interesting.
It was really interesting.
Thank you.
Only smart people can be comedians.
Is that so?
Hitori was in a love scene.
Was it Hitori?
What do you mean?
I was in a love scene with Hitori.
I saw it.
Shut up.
I was hit by Hitori on the Internet.
Hitori is disgusting.
What kind of person was Hitori?
Hitori kissed Hitori's beautiful skin.
That's right.
It was disgusting.
Don't say it's disgusting.
I have a kiss scene with Miki Nakatani.
What? That's amazing.
Are you enjoying it?
I'm enjoying it.
Are you enjoying the kiss scene?
I can't say I'm enjoying it.
I'm nervous.
Are you doing it on camera?
No, I'm not.
Are you doing it on camera?
I'm sorry.
It looks delicious.
It doesn't look like fried rice with sauce.
It's fried rice with sauce.
It looks delicious.
It looks like fried rice with soup.
It must be delicious.
Let's eat.
It looks delicious.
It doesn't look like fried rice with sauce.
It's soup.
It's okay to eat only eggs.
Let's eat.
Oh!
Delicious!
I want to eat it!
Delicious!
I want to eat it!
Homemade food is delicious!
It's good!
Is there anything missing?
Not at all!
Seasoning is only soy sauce, isn't it?
For rice.
But the soup is seasoned properly.
This is...
There were three soups, right?
It was three.
I recommend it to everyone before payday.
It's delicious!
Is that soup like a kakitama soup?
It's like a kakitama soup, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
There are many kinds of soups.
So, there are many flavors.
There is a crab flavor.
Yes, there is.
It's delicious!
This is good information.
It's good!
I'm drunk.
I can't think of the ending.
Sometimes I can't speak.
But everyone always supports me.
So...
Do you remember this?
Self-portrait Download Result Announcement!
Really?
It was a long time ago.
It was the beginning of the program.
Everyone drew a self-portrait.
I drew it.
It's not Sento-kun.
It's nostalgic.
You drew a self-portrait.
I did.
Yes.
I drew it.
Everyone drew their own self-portraits.
Viewers can download their self-portraits on the program's website.
The person who has the most downloads wins.
I did it a few months ago.
The results are finally out.
It's a clear result.
It was a close game.
That's not true.
The winner is...
Sashihara-san!
What?
Sashihara?
That's right.
Could you please be a little happier?
Oh, Yokoyama-san, you're not moving.
Yokoyama-san, you're not moving.
Thank goodness.
Why? Thank you very much.
I'm not moving.
Sashihara-san, you're the winner.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Sashihara-san won a gold medal.
I was the most confident in my victory.
It wasn't because of popularity.
You can run away from this.
You're right.
Isn't this Katagi-san?
Katagi-san?
Katagi-san.
Katagi-san?
It's not Katagi-san.
Congratulations on winning a gold medal.
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy.
From now on, we're going to play a game for viewers.
The pen name is Kentaro.
This is a game for 20-year-old men.
It's called Yonbara Hide-and-Seek.
If one person hides somewhere on the screen, the other three will guess where he hid.
Kitahara-san seems to be able to hide.
I think it's me.
Kitahara-san will hide and guess where he is.
Please look behind the other members.
Kitahara-san, please hide.
How many seconds?
10 seconds.
Start!
Please look behind the other members.
Oshima-san, it's not the time to fall in love.
Where are you?
I'm not here.
I'm here.
I understand.
It's hidden.
I don't think you can tell.
The hidden one I imagined was a bit different.
I can see it on the screen, but it's hidden.
I don't think you can see it.
It's in the aquarium.
It's coming out of the aquarium.
It's coming out from the aquarium.
It's going to be 20 seconds.
You can't guess it.
Come out once.
Please stand up once.
I don't think you can see it.
Please turn around.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
It's over.
Look at this, everyone.
The first person who guesses it right will receive a 4% discount.
It's not in the aquarium.
Behind the drum.
It's not behind the drum.
Here.
What do you call this?
Behind the concrete.
The door?
It's the left of the drum, right?
The left.
On the left side of the drum...
Is it behind the pillar?
Yes.
Behind the pillar.
Okay, so...
Everyone, please call out,
Mr. Kitahara!
One, two...
Mr. Kitahara!
Yes.
He got it right!
Yes, Oishino-san is correct!
You got it right, Rie-chan.
If you say the range of 10 seconds, that's all you can do.
10 seconds is...
No, but it might be wrong.
It might be wrong.
It comes out of the water tank.
I won't do it.
Then do you want to do it again?
You can't even do Sashihara-san.
There's nothing in Sashin.
That's right.
It's impossible, right?
Okay, then I'll stop playing hide-and-seek.
Next, pen name, Eriri, 10 years old, female.
Raise one leg.
I want to see who has a sense of balance.
So...
It means to stand on one leg, probably.
Stand on one leg.
Yes.
Stand on one leg.
This is...
If you don't close your eyes, you can do it all the time, right?
It's better to close your eyes, right?
Yes.
So, raise one leg.
Close your eyes.
Please stay still as it is.
The person who stayed until the end gets a gold card.
Ready, start!
Kitahara-san is in danger.
He's shaking a lot.
That's impossible.
Sashihara-san has a sense of stability.
Ah!
He's in danger.
Oh, no!
Oshima Yuko is doing well.
Oh, no.
Yokoyama and Doshima.
Which one?
I can't laugh.
Yokoyama is looking sideways.
Do your best.
Which one?
Yuko looks like a god.
Oshima Yuko is stable.
She looks like a monster engine.
Don't tease me.
Yokoyama is in the second turn.
She is turning.
I'm going to tease you.
Oshima and Yokoyama.
Which one is going to win?
Oh, no.
God is shaking.
She is being deceived again.
I'm getting tired.
God's play.
Oh, no.
She is getting tired.
Do your best.
I'm getting tired.
It's a battle of physical strength.
Oh, no.
Well.
Yokoyama is turning.
Which one?
I want it to end soon.
Which one?
Which one is going to collapse?
Collapse.
She is turning.
She is collapsing.
Everyone is turning.
Oshima Yuko gets gold.
Great.
Next is a pen name.
Chuson.
She is in her teens.
It's simple.
The one who can say the A for the longest time gets gold.
I'm not good at it.
The one who can say the A for the longest time gets gold.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'm getting tired.
Are you ready?
I can hear it clearly.
The four of them are singing.
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
Which one is it?
Wow!
YOKOHAMA is long!
Wow!
YOKOHAMA is the winner of the first round.
That's great.
Next,
Pen name,
Peso.
He is a man in his forties.
Thank you.
I don't know well,
but he is going to dance YONPARA PARADISE.
What?
What does it mean?
Peso is going to play such a game.
He is going to dance YONPARA PARADISE.
I don't know what it is.
Are you going to dance YONPARA PARADISE?
We are going to dance YONPARA PARADISE.
Who is going to dance YONPARA PARADISE?
I see.
Yui, please sing.
It doesn't matter.
What is YONPARA PARADISE?
We are going to dance YONPARA PARADISE.
I think it's going to be painful.
Please sit down.
The one who dances YONPARA PARADISE wins.
What is it?
I think dancing YONPARA PARADISE is mentally tough.
YONPARA PARADISE.
What?
YONPARA PARADISE
How old was he? 40?
He was 40.
How did you come up with that?
Please keep saying YONPARA PARADISE.
If you don't like it anymore, please sit down.
That's enough.
Who can dance YONPARA PARADISE to the end?
Ready, start!
YONPARA PARADISE
Who can dance YONPARA PARADISE to the end?
Ready, start!
YONPARA PARADISE
Who will sit down first?
YONPARA PARADISE
It's about to get tough.
YONPARA PARADISE
She's still holding on.
YONPARA PARADISE
It's getting mentally tough. Please sit down.
It's a good match.
Thank you very much.
It's a good match.
It may be a long-term match.
I think I can do it until this point.
Yokoyama-san, do more Paradise!
No!
We can only watch until the match is over.
Paradise!
Yoko-san is amazing.
I was happy.
It's amazing.
They are still in Paradise.
How long will Paradise last?
Kitagawa-san, do more Paradise!
Do more Paradise!
I'm going to lose.
It's good.
Yoko-san is amazing.
I don't think it will end.
It's over.
It's a draw.
It's over.
I can't get out of Paradise.
Come back.
Oshima-san, you were amazing.
I danced in Paradise.
Did you have a hard time mentally?
Not at all.
Are you okay?
Sashihara-san, you're a little down.
I feel empty after the match.
I don't know what I was doing.
When I say Paradise, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what Paradise is.
Paradise is like a spell.
It's like Paradise High.
Hii-chan, who just competed with me, said it with a cold look.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's tough.
Goya-kun, Pedo-san, are you okay with this?
The recording time is coming to an end.
Yes, I understand.
That's all.
It's over.
I can't believe it's over.
There are times when I can't even speak.
But everyone is always there for me.
YonPara is over.
YonPara itself is over, right?
Is YonPara over?
Yes.
Isn't YonPara short?
It's short.
Wait, then is YonPara Paradise the last one?
I think the show will end with that.
The four of us will continue to be in Paradise.
I think it will end with that.
It will end?
That's sad.
I think it was a good ending for YonPara.
I feel like it's the last one.
We recorded four times in one day.
So we didn't feel like we did it at all.
We wanted to record more and meet everyone.
I wanted to do it with everyone.
I think we only recorded 6 or 7 times.
We didn't.
And it's always a mess.
You don't have many memories, right?
What are you talking about?
I feel like it ended before I could make memories.
It ended in the middle of making memories.
I was waiting for someone to cry.
But no one cried.
It was too sudden.
I don't care if it's a lie.
I hope no one cries.
The show will end.
How do you feel now?
I can't believe it's over.
Sometimes I can't even speak.
But everyone always supports me.
I don't want it to end.
You're lying.
It's okay.
It's the last one.
Can you say something to everyone?
Ms. Oshima.
From now on...
Each of us will walk our own path.
We're not breaking up!
It's just the end of the show.
See you again, Yokoyama-san.
That's right.
It was fun.
What was the most memorable segment for you?
The segment?
The game.
What was it?
Niro-ni.
Niro-ni?
That's new for everyone.
She's a designer who created a new creature called Niro-ni.
What do you remember about this show, Kitahara- san?
The most memorable segment for me was when we did a handshake event on the bed.
It was really hard to film until late at night.
It was hard, wasn't it?
But it was fun every time.
I was worried about the connection at first.
It was a lot of fun.
Mr. Kitahara's first bowling strike.
I was very happy.
I don't get angry easily, so I was happy.
And you, Ms. Sashihara.
At first, there was a 10-second time lag for me.
Yes, there was.
I was worried about it, but it was a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun, and I was happy to see the fans.
Do you want to do it again?
No.
I haven't talked about it yet.
Recently, I started watching the members.
This program is very popular with members.
AKB members.
It's a program that you can watch at night without any emotions.
Put your emotions into it.
It's a program that you can watch without any emotions.
I thought it was a healing program.
It's a shame that it's over.
Let's do it again someday with these members.
Let's do it.
Let's dance to Yonpara Paradise together.
Let's dance together.
This program was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Thank you very much.
It's sad to say this, but let me say it.
SKYPE is off.
I'm crazy about you, who's working part-time
While smiling, I bring you an espresso
It's my exhibition
In front of you, my heart starts to beat fast
I can't say a single word
Give up! I'll do my best!
More than a dream
I want this time to continue, so I can be all alone for a long time
I want to talk to you longer than in my dreams
I long for you, pera pera pera oh
Reality is a silent self