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What's going to happen?
Here you go.
This is terrible!
This is disgusting!
What's going to happen?
Let's move on to the next project.
Next is the 4 Para Bowling match.
I heard that you will be in charge of this.
That's right.
I'm sorry, but I won't take too much time.
Please do as you like.
I will explain while moving.
I can't take time.
You suddenly became selfish.
It's an aggressive statement.
Was it so shocking?
I'm sorry.
I have something to say.
I have a bowling match with a staff.
I can't do it alone.
This is Mr. Hayashizaki who works here.
Mr. Hayashizaki.
Please come here.
Hello.
This is a woman.
What kind of match is it?
It's a match to see who strikes first.
Can you play bowling?
It's not interesting at all.
Do you know the average?
The best is 136.
That's good.
I don't usually do that.
It's not interesting at all.
Why are you so selfish?
It's not interesting at all.
I will do my best.
Do you play bowling?
I did it when I went home the other day.
With my family.
Are you 45 years old?
Yes, I'm 45 years old.
What's your best score?
It's low.
Low?
What about the other two?
I think I can do 100.
You can do 100.
What about you, Kojima?
I think I can do 140.
You can do it.
I'm good at it.
Yuyuko is amazing.
You are good at everything.
I participated in a bowling tournament once a month in AKB.
It was a tournament for fans.
I see.
I often participated in it.
I got better at it.
140 is a great score.
Kitahara is not here.
What happened to her?
She is wearing shoes.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
It's okay.
You should wear shoes slowly.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm wearing shoes.
I'm going to play bowling.
I have an idea.
We have to guess who will win.
That's right.
Who will strike first?
Who will win?
The person who strikes first wins.
Look at this.
I'm wearing amazing shoes.
Look at this.
I'm sorry.
I can't see you at all.
You are too far away.
What kind of shoes are these?
Is this a leopard print?
That's right.
It's amazing.
That's great.
It's like Osaka.
You look strong.
You can do it.
I think I can do it.
You can do it.
It's okay if you have a leopard print.
I'll do my best.
Did you make a guess?
Yes.
Who will win?
Who will strike first?
Unagi-chan. Unagi-chan means Kitahara-san.
Thank you.
Kitahara-san and Zaki-bayashi-san.
Everyone is looking forward to Kitahara-san.
I'm happy.
I was happy because I thought I wouldn't get it right.
Please win this.
The person who gets this right will get a gold card.
Oh, I see. Then Yuko-chan may have 10 cards in total.
Don't worry about that.
Yes, please do it.
I'll do my best.
Please do your best.
Can I go right away?
Please go.
Please look at it.
Please get it right at once.
I'll do my best.
I got it right.
That's great.
I got it right.
Is this the end?
Yuko-chan has 10 cards in total.
That's great.
Kitahara-san is doing well.
If Zaki-bayashi-san throws the next card and doesn't get a strike, she wins.
I'll throw it.
Kitahara-san is amazing.
That's great.
I was surprised.
That's good. Be confident.
Can you do it?
You are very athletic.
I'm out of the camera.
I'm very happy.
Congratulations.
Hayashizaki-san, this may be a pressure.
Please aim for a strike without hesitation.
I understand.
I'll do my best.
Please do your best.
I'm happy.
Congratulations.
Oh no!
Poor thing!
I didn't expect it to be Gatta.
I'm so sorry!
Waitress!
I didn't expect it to be Gatta.
I didn't expect it to be Gatta and Strike.
Ms. Hayashizaki!
Yes!
What happened?
Well...
It's always like this.
I'm sorry.
You must have been under a lot of pressure.
Thank you very much.
Kitahara won.
Oshiba and Yokoyama won.
Congratulations.
Don't you give coins to both of them?
I will give you a coin.
Oshiba won 10 coins.
Congratulations.
This is the second time in a row.
Thank you very much.
I have already decided.
Have you decided what you want to do?
Let's announce it now.
Iguana.
What do you want to do?
I want to appear with the people I want to buy.
I see.
Did you reset the gold card last time?
I reset it.
Did you forget it?
Let's start again from scratch.
Everyone?
Everyone is different.
Did everyone reset the gold card?
Everyone is the same.
Everyone reset the gold card last time.
Is that a lie?
Kitahara.
You won 10,000 yen.
Let's start again from scratch.
This program is brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Let's play the next game.
Let's play.
There is a special program here.
What is it?
Do you know what day February 2nd is?
February 2nd is the birthday of my friend.
Do you know what day it is?
It's my friend's birthday.
Is it a friend?
It's a real friend.
Is it the same as my hometown?
It's not the same as my hometown.
It's not a friend.
Let's ask AKANE to answer this question.
AKANE.
Are you here?
I'm not calling you.
I was caught.
Don't play with people.
Please announce the date.
It's the birthday of HITORI KIKIDAN.
Congratulations.
HITORI KIKIDAN is 35 years old.
I'm 35 years old.
Congratulations.
You are young.
HITORI KIKIDAN quiz.
What is it?
We will answer the basic questions about HITORI KIKIDAN one by one.
This is a question about me.
HITORI KIKIDAN will answer this question.
I have a gift for each of you.
I will start with SASHI.
Please answer this question.
I want children to be smart.
I prepared this.
This is a Rubik's cube.
This is 2x2.
This is 2x2, so it's not difficult.
Can you give me this?
I will give it to you when you answer the question.
This may be difficult.
Is it difficult?
I will answer the question.
What do you call your wife?
I call her KAWASHIMA.
You don't have to call her KAWASHIMA.
She is your wife.
I see.
She is not your wife's name.
I was surprised to hear that.
You are funny.
You two are married.
SHOGO.
I don't want to be called SHOGO.
SHOGO is correct.
What is this?
Congratulations.
I give this to my manager.
I give this to YUME.
Next is a question from KITARIE.
I will introduce the present.
This is the present.
I open this.
Don't open other people's presents.
I open this.
I want to show you this.
This is a 3D insect picture.
This looks very interesting.
This is good for children.
This is good for single people.
I'm interested in this.
This has two 3D glasses.
This is good for parents.
Please show me a little.
Can I see it?
Wait a minute. I'm scared.
I want to see it.
Don't jump out.
What is this?
Isn't there a page that is easier to understand?
Is this a cockroach?
What kind of page is this?
Is this a cockroach?
This is the one on the right.
You can see this in 3D, right?
You can see this in 3D.
I don't want to see it in 3D.
How can I get this?
I will give you a quiz.
This is a quiz.
In 2006, what was the most suitable celebrity for YUKIRAI?
This is difficult.
Around 2006.
Five years ago.
Six years ago.
What does HITORI look good on?
Please answer this question.
If you get this right, I will give you a present.
What does HITORI look good on?
Everyone seems to have answered the question.
KITAHARA, please answer the question.
I will answer the question from YUKO.
Yes.
Please answer the question as if it were a gag.
That's not my gag.
I'm not a short-sleeved man.
Thank you.
I'm not a short-sleeved man.
I have a short-sleeved man.
I'll give you a short-sleeved man.
I'm wearing a short-sleeved man.
Where is it?
That's Katsumata, isn't it?
I rarely wear it.
I'll give you a short-sleeved man.
I got this.
This is a book of the year.
That's great.
This is a book of the year.
I got this because it was a book of the year.
I got this from Ota-san and Yuriko Koike.
Did you get this because you wrote a book?
I got this from Kusei Takigawa.
I got this from them.
I read it.
Thank you.
RIKIRA, you are correct.
I'll give you a 3D insect.
Thank you.
Next is a question from YOKOYAMA.
Are you still doing it?
I'm done.
I want this.
What is it?
This is a rice pile.
What is that?
About 50% of the rice is made of rice.
Even if the baby eats it, it's okay.
But I don't want the baby to eat it.
What kind of explanation is that?
It smells like rice cake.
It smells like rice.
I give you a quiz.
I will give you a quiz.
This is a question.
After the disbandment of the duo, what was the first name of the entertainer you decided on?
This is a good question.
This is a quiz.
Are you making fun of me?
I don't make fun of you.
Is there anyone else?
This is a quiz.
My favorite food was Katsu curry.
I like Katsu curry now.
Why did you quit Katsu curry?
I was told by the agency that I couldn't see the future.
But now I'm grateful to the agency at that time.
That's a good story.
The name of the theater group is very good.
Is that so?
There is a big difference between the name of the theater group and the name of the theater group.
It was difficult at first.
When I went to the TV station, I was told that I was alone because I didn't know the name of the theater group.
I was told that I was like a big room.
I was told that the name of the theater group was the theater group.
I don't need that.
This is the last question.
I don't need that.
Thank you.
This is my last question.
This is my present.
This is a cute doll.
What is this?
This is it.
Is this cute?
This doll is actually...
It's cute.
It's amazing.
You can turn it like this.
Then...
Thank you. What is this?
You can see the structure of the body.
I don't need it.
There is a heart.
I don't want it.
There is also a small intestine, a pancreas, and a liver.
This is a liver.
If you eat too much or drink too much, it will turn brown.
Please be careful.
The intestines are raw.
Please play with children like this.
I don't want it.
This is a question from me.
What does the theater company keep secret from his wife?
Please answer.
This is a secret.
You can't say this on TV.
There are only four people on TV.
Isn't this broadcast on TV?
What are you talking about?
Is this a private time?
This is a private time.
This is a hobby time.
Did I work so hard during my hobby time?
This quiz is a private time.
Is this broadcast on TV?
Please answer.
I don't want to say this.
I know this.
There are two theater companies.
What does this mean?
Does this mean that there is a lover somewhere?
I don't have a lover.
OCHIMA, you are a guest.
I have a lot of connections.
Do you have any other questions?
Katsura!
I always have a fight with Mr. Ota.
I don't have a fight.
I'm always asked what kind of prize I'm going to give at the Iitomo special performance.
By the way, I haven't talked to Mr. Sashihara.
I haven't talked to him.
I was going to talk to Mr. Sashihara, but I was too scared to do it.
I wasn't scared.
I'm sure you're both shy.
I'm shy.
It's just right to talk on Skype like this.
It's the best way to open my heart.
It was a great show for Mr. Hitori.
It's easier to talk to me at this distance than to meet in person.
I didn't get the right answer.
Mr. Hitori will answer the correct answer at the end.
Please give me the correct answer.
Please give me the correct answer at the end.
She is secretly deleting the hard disk.
Why?
My wife is taking a hard disk of my program.
That's nice.
For example, if it's a program like Golden Time, I don't mind being watched.
But sometimes I don't want to be watched at midnight.
For example?
I delete the hard disk once every three times.
That's nice.
Reality is a silent self
This program was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
That's right!
Thank you.
I'll give you this book later.
I don't need it.
I don't need a book.
Thank you for celebrating my 35th birthday.
Thank you very much.