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Hi, I'm Yonpara. I'm a comedian.
This is the second recording today.
After the last recording, the response of the fans on the Internet is...
It's not good at all.
This is...
It's crap. It's a mess.
But there are some people in the national border who like this program.
I will do my best for such a change.
So, I'd like to talk to you on Skype again today.
Is it connected?
I'll connect it from now on.
Skype on!
It looks good.
Oh!
The image quality is beautiful!
Oh, it's gone!
Oh, it's connected!
Oh, the image quality of Oshima-san is beautiful!
Good morning!
Oh, it's connected to Sashihara-san.
Oh, Kumiko-san is behind you!
You were there just now, weren't you?
Ugo-san, the recording is about to start.
I'm going to go say hello.
What?
I'm going to go say hello.
You're going to go say hello?
Oh, you're in the office.
Oh, you're in the office?
Yes, I'm in Otapro right now.
No, I'm recording right now.
How free are you?
That's why you get beaten up on the internet.
Please be careful.
What do you mean there are only two out of four?
That's enough.
Where are you right now, Oshima-san?
I'm in the middle of filming a drama.
You're in the monthly office, right?
Yes, that's right.
How's the recording of the drama?
The recording of the drama is...
Today is a very busy day, so it's a bit difficult.
Difficult.
You seem to be working with a lot of members.
Have you gotten along with them?
That's right.
We've gotten along well.
Have you eaten together?
Yes, we have.
Who are you close with?
Yoshitaka-chan, Karina-san, and the three of us went out to eat.
Wow, that's a fancy dinner party.
That's right.
What did you eat at that time?
At that time, I ate...
I ate ginnan.
Did the three of you eat ginnan?
We ate a lot.
Was it a Japanese-style meal?
Yes, that's right.
Who pays for the bill at that time?
At that time, Karina-san paid for it.
I knew it.
In that case, Karina-san is like a senior.
That's right.
I'm the oldest.
For example, what did you do when you went to eat with the members of NOT YET?
I really wanted to hear Yuko-chan's voice, but I couldn't hear her voice at all.
I can hear Kitahara-san's soliloquy.
What's wrong, Kitahara-san?
I thought Yuko-chan was talking to the members of NOT YET.
But I couldn't hear Yuko-chan's voice.
Can you two talk to each other?
Who?
Can you talk to Oshiba-san and Kitahara-san?
I love you!
Yuko-chan!
I can only hear Yuko-chan's voice.
I see.
I don't have much time today.
I got a call from Sashihara.
Sashihara!
Sashihara-san!
Here she is!
Itomo! Itomo!
Where are you now, Sashihara-san?
I'm at a manga cafe in Mankitsu, Shinjuku.
If you're going to a manga cafe, you should come here.
That's true.
Itomo, you've been a regular for a while, right?
That's right. Nice to meet you, senpai.
Have you gotten used to it?
Ota-san from Bakusho Mondai is amazing.
I don't know what to do.
I've been with him a few times, but I don't know what to do.
It's okay. Everyone is confused.
I'm sorry.
I got a call from a fan.
He said, why is it okay to have only one actor?
I'm sorry.
I wish everyone would come.
Where is Yokoyama-san now?
Where are you now, Sashihara-san?
I'm at a manga cafe in Jona-san.
Is that okay?
If you're going to a manga cafe, you should come here.
That's true.
Are you able to avoid voice trouble?
Why don't you talk to each other?
Yuko-chan!
Rino-chan!
Everyone, how are you?
It didn't go well.
Let's cut the line once!
Watch out!
Sorry to keep you waiting. I believe it will go well this time.
Skype on!
Come on! I'm counting on you.
I can't hear it from Yuko-chan.
It's the same for all three of us.
If you reconnect, the image will be better, right?
Yes.
Now, the audio trouble should be fixed.
Everyone, please talk to each other.
What time do you finish work today?
I have a performance today.
I see.
I can hear you better than before.
How about other members?
Yuko-san.
I can hear you better than before.
Yes.
I can hear you.
We have to move forward.
We have to shoot a lot of videos today.
How about two videos?
Two videos?
Yes.
Two videos.
I can hear you better than before.
If we shoot four videos, we will use the audio trouble.
I don't want to do that.
I have received a lot of complaints on Twitter.
I don't want to do that.
We have no choice but to do this.
This is a program like this.
Everyone, do you remember the rules of YONPARA?
Yes.
If you collect 10 YONPARA gold pieces in the game, your dream will come true.
How many YONPARA gold pieces do you have now?
Two.
One.
SASHIHARA has two, KITAWARA has one, and YOKOYAMA has two.
What about you?
Nine.
There is a document here.
You have eight.
Please do not make fun of me.
YOKOYAMA has two.
It's KITAWARA and SASHIHARA.
Two.
You have two.
You have ten.
I have a dream.
Can you say it in order?
What do you mean by bad?
Please listen to me.
That's too much!
Please say it in order.
Who wants to say what?
Sashihara, what's wrong?
Sashihara, isn't your face too bad?
I don't know that.
You should know it yourself.
What should I do?
Is it because of the lighting?
I think so.
You look happy.
I don't think so.
Yokoyama-san, what's wrong?
I'm hungry.
Can I order?
What?
It's a game.
Is it Jora-san?
What?
Jora-san is here.
I'll order.
Hamburger.
I know.
I prepared it.
Let's play this game.
Gekidan-san.
What is it?
When you speak,
raise your hand.
Gekidan-san will speak.
Good.
Oshima-san is good.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I know.
Sashihara, you don't know what you're saying?
I don't care.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'll do it.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Let's play this game.
Family restaurant order game.
I can't hear your voice.
You can't hear my voice?
I can hear your voice.
I'll catch your voice.
Okay.
Yokoyama-san is here.
You can order now.
The first person to order
will win.
That's fun.
Do you have a menu?
Yes.
Look at this menu.
What do you think will come first?
I want to eat a lot.
Yokoyama-san is the only one who can eat.
That's right.
Let's order without drinks.
Do you mean a proper menu?
Yes.
Sashihara-san.
Let's order without salad.
Okay.
No soup.
No salad.
No soup, salad and drink.
Okay.
Do you have a snack menu?
Yes.
Yakida-san.
What's up, Yokoyama-san?
I used to work at a family restaurant.
I think I'll be able to do it soon.
This is the last question.
I hear a phone call from somewhere, is that okay?
I think it's a phone call from OTAPRO.
Where are you calling from?
I have decided.
I will start with SASHIHARA.
Curry udon.
I think so too.
This is curry udon.
KITAHARA.
Mozzarella cheese and tomato pizza.
Pizza seems to take time.
I understand.
Pizza.
OISHIDA, what do you do?
What do you want to eat?
I can't eat it.
Can I change the menu?
I want to eat NIANAGO.
Do you have NIANAGO?
I have it.
Is there such a menu?
I found NIANAGO.
I can't order this alone.
Then.
I feel like I'm really at a family restaurant.
I want to eat TANMEN with a lot of vegetables.
YOKOYAMA, who used to work part-time at a family restaurant.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat TATAKI DONZEN with tuna.
TATAKI DONZEN with tuna.
This seems to take time.
Please order now.
OISHIBA wants to eat TANMEN with a lot of vegetables.
YOKOYAMA wants to eat TATAKI DONZEN with tuna.
KITAHARA wants to eat MOZZARELLA and tomato pizza.
SASHIHARA wants to eat CURRY NANBAN UDON ZEN.
Is that all right?
Yes.
Can you tell me what kind of company OOTAPRO is?
I will introduce you to OOTAPRO.
What kind of company is OOTAPRO?
OOTAPRO is a company that sells TATAKI DONZEN and CURRY NANBAN UDON ZEN.
Do you often eat TATAKI DONZEN and CURRY NANBAN UDON ZEN?
Yes.
Please bring it in the order in which it was made.
OOTAPRO is a company that we often go to, so it's not new.
I will introduce you to the company.
The door over there is the entrance.
I ordered it.
Thank you for ordering.
Is this your poster?
Yes.
Is this a police or fire station poster?
There is also such a poster here.
This is a TVC poster.
There is a picture of OOTAPRO's talent in the back.
Please show me that.
Is it available to the public?
Is it a priority?
I can't see it at all.
The part that sticks to the wall is OOTAPRO.
Please show me that.
Is it over?
What are you doing now?
Is the exploration over?
The exploration is over because the line did not turn at all.
Thank you, Tsurutaro.
Ah, this is it!
Leader! Leader!
Leader! Thank you, leader!
Ah, this is A-chan.
Ah! Ah! Excuse me!
Yes, Nozoyama-san.
Ah, the menu has arrived!
Now, what has arrived first?
Can I announce it?
Go ahead.
Ta-da!
Ah!
Tuna Tadakizen!
Ah!
As expected, you were working.
Ah, Yui.
That's right.
Oh!
So, Yokoyama-san, you have won the 4 Para Gold Card!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Yuko-san, did you make a mistake again?
Yuko-san, you made a mistake again.
I made a mistake.
It's the other way around.
So, let's start the game!
4 Para Deko Sen!
Yay!
What?
So, do you remember the Deko Sen we played last time?
The one where you put a Senbei on your forehead.
It's an evolved version of that.
Everyone, do you have a big Senbei in your hand?
Yes, I do.
Senbei.
What?
The person who puts this on their forehead and eats it first wins.
This is a delicious one.
It's delicious!
This is a delicious one.
Ah, you know it.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
It's a shrimp mirin-yaki.
Everyone, please put it on your forehead.
It's big.
It's that delicious?
Oh, it's delicious!
What?
Please get on.
Here we go.
Ready, set, go!
Yokoyama-san dropped it.
Which one is it?
The one who bites it first wins.
He can't bite it.
He can't bite it while it's on his mouth.
This is the scary part of Dekazen.
It hurts inside.
He can't bite it.
Now, which one will he bite?
It's not time for Yokoyama to show his pizza.
Now, which one will he bite first?
Oh, it's close.
You can do it.
A little more.
Oh, Kitahara is close too.
You can do it.
Oh, he dropped it.
It went all the way to his mouth.
But he can't bite it.
Oh, it's big.
Now, Kitahara is completely on his mouth.
He can't bite it.
Now, everyone has a chance.
It's so big.
It's no good.
Now...
There are some people who don't succeed.
Is it that hard?
Oh, Sashihara, you can do it!
It's a big circle.
Go! Do your best!
Bite it!
It went all the way to his mouth.
All the way to his mouth?
So, the big circle went all the way to his mouth.
Now, Oshima, can you do it?
Use your tongue!
I can't bite it.
Bring it all the way to your mouth.
Use your tongue to make it stand.
Then, make it stand.
Oh, it's close.
You can do it.
Go!
You can do it, Sashihara.
It went all the way to your mouth.
Be careful.
Oshima.
What's going on?
It's stuck.
It's a big battle.
It's impossible.
If you make it bigger, it'll get stuck in your front teeth.
It'll get stuck in your front teeth.
Just a little more.
It'll get stuck.
You can do it.
It's impossible.
You can do it. Just a little more.
It's impossible.
It's so close.
I can't see your face.
You can do it. Just a little more.
It's impossible.
It's too big.
The other side.
I can't see your face.
Where is it?
I got it.
My neck hurts.
Is it that difficult?
I got it.
You can move your mouth.
I got it.
I think it's going to take more than 3 minutes.
It's impossible.
We know that Yukidan has a butt today, so we'll do it properly.
Do it properly.
It's over.
It's big.
You did it.
You did a good job.
I thought it was impossible, so I ate it at the moment it was over.
You did a good job.
You did a good job, Rino.
You did a good job.
What's up, Yokoyama-san?
I received a pizza while I was making a pancake.
I saw it.
I received a pizza.
Reality is a silent self
Is the audio okay? I don't know what you're saying.
I can't hear anything other than a loud noise.
I can't hear you.
Well, let's do the first one.
Here we go.
The line is off!
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All right, it's gone.
Please wait a moment.
I want this time to last longer than a dream.
I want to talk to you longer than a dream.
Shut up!
I'm going to cut your line!