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This time, the four of us will have one face.
In the middle.
This way? This way?
Is it too close?
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Isn't it too close?
A little more.
The center of the nose should be on the screen.
Like this?
Or the other way around.
Like this?
It's starting to look better.
Kitahara-san, you're doing it wrong.
A little more.
Is it too far?
Is it that hard?
Can't you do it while looking at the screen?
I really can't do it.
You're bad at it.
The top is perfect.
The bottom doesn't fit.
Kitahara, you're doing it wrong.
You can tell by looking at the screen.
I can't tell.
This way?
No, no, no.
No.
The nose should be on the screen.
Isn't it too close?
Can you tell me?
Look at the screen.
A little more.
It's too close.
A little more.
The center of the nose should be on the screen.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're very precise.
A little more.
It's too close.
A little more.
No.
Can you tell?
Your mouth is on the screen.
Why did you push me?
Why am I the only one who can't do it?
Which way?
Over there!
That's good!
It's like I'm watching Zen Art.
Let's do it together.
Can you do the Yonpara?
Ready, go!
Yonpara!
That's why you suck.
I'm not good at this.
This program is brought to you by Space Group.
Yonpara Request Box
Yonpara Request Box!
Yonpara Request Box
So, this is not a game.
It's a request from the viewers.
What do you want Not Yet to do?
Yay!
So, here it is.
They want to see your kiss face.
I won't show it.
You won't show it?
It's a request.
The viewers want to see it.
It can't be helped.
The viewers are gods.
If you can't answer what the viewers want to see,
you're disqualified as a professional.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Oshima-san, be careful of your face.
I'm glad.
So, the kiss face.
It's weird to just do a kiss face,
so let's say a word and do a kiss face.
I don't want to do it.
You can't do it.
Get as close to the camera as possible.
So, let's start with Oshima-san.
I don't want to do it.
Why not?
Who should go first?
Why don't we start with you?
That's right.
Let's start with you.
Show us a sample.
What should I do?
For example,
you can say good night.
Let's start.
Oshima-san's kiss face.
3, 2, 1, go.
I ate the garlic, is that okay?
Is there anything else you want to say?
I want something cuter
Isn't it cute? I ate the garlic
It's pretty cute
Please say something that will make the viewers' hearts flutter
Kitahara-san, I'm counting on you
What should I do?
Kitahara-san's kiss, 3, 2, 1, go!
That's good! Please do it!
What do you mean by that's good?
That's what guys usually say
What do you mean by that's good?
It's like forcing a guy to kiss you
It's like that
I'm sure it's not like that
Let's go with Sashihara-san
Until the kiss, 3, 2, 1, go!
Sashihara-san's reaction is a bit slow
It's hard to get involved
Oh no, it's the high notes
Can I film it?
What's going on?
Have you never been in love?
Yokoyama-san, please do something cute
Good morning!
I can't do it, I don't know
It's cute
But the kiss wasn't good
I want to see it too
Can you do it closer?
I want to see it too
I really want to see it
Then you have to make a face like you are receiving a kiss
Us?
That's right
Us?
Because you are the only old man here
You are not in a good mood
I understand
Then I will do it
What a noisy mouth! Shut up!
What are you making your senpai do?
I wrote it in red
So, who had the best kiss face?
Please point at someone other than yourself
Yokoyama-san, where are you pointing?
Please go back
Is that okay?
Yokoyama-san, Sashihara-san, Sashihara-san, Yokoyama- san, Oshima-san, Yokoyama-san
Oshima-san is Kawashima-san
Me?
I am Ikedai Hitori-san
Am I in?
Yes, I am Ikedai Hitori-san
I got 4 Para-kinga!
Thank you
I also got 2 of them
Do you know Magical Banana?
Yes! Let me hear it!
Well, it's a project that I made up.
It's called Drunk Apple.
Well, to put it simply, it's a combination game.
For example, if it's an apple, it's red.
And then, someone points a finger at it.
If it's an apple, it's red, and someone points at it.
And if the person who said it is red, it's a tomato.
And if it's a tomato, it's round.
That's how you connect to someone.
If you repeat this and make a mistake, you're disqualified.
Of course, if you say the same word, you're disqualified.
But there's a time delay for this, too.
I don't know if it's going to work.
I'm not forcing you to do this, but...
Please don't point at Sachihara-san.
Wait a minute!
Well, let's start with Oshima-san.
From the apple?
Let's start with the apple.
If it's an apple, it's red.
If it's red, it's a post.
If it's a post, it's a postcard.
If it's a postcard, it's a letter.
Where did you put it?
If it's a letter, it's a fan letter.
If it's a fan letter, it's a handwritten letter.
If it's a handwritten letter, it's a postcard.
If it's a postcard, it's a postcard.
Wait, wait, wait!
Can I say something?
What is it, Sashihara?
The image quality is so bad, it's starting to look like an RPG.
It's like the old 8-bit.
I want to take a picture and send it to everyone.
Take it, take it.
Take it and show it to everyone.
How bad is the picture?
I'll send it to everyone.
I sent it.
Okay, show it to everyone.
Isn't it really cool?
It's Hitori-san.
Wait a minute.
Am I being filmed from this angle?
It's like I'm looking at it from above.
That picture is really good.
Sashihara-san.
Yes.
Can I continue the game?
Go ahead.
Sashihara-san, please start Yonpararingo.
Yonpararingo.
If it's an apple, it's red.
If it's red, it's a small tomato.
If it's a small tomato, it's a vegetable.
If it's a vegetable, it's a plant.
If it's a plant, it's a plant.
You always put it backwards.
I always get it wrong.
If it's a plant, it's delicious.
If it's delicious, it's chocolate.
If it's chocolate, it's sweet.
If it's sweet, it's fruit.
If it's fruit, it's apple.
You said apple first, so you're out.
I can't believe there's someone who can lose with this.
Thank you.
I'm finally going to be chased.
I'm glad I was chased.
Thank you, Kitahara.
Thanks to you, Kitahara, I got a 4-pack gold card.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
It's a tape change.
Yes!
I can't wait. I want to continue.
We're done with the tape change!
Yes, it was a long time. Thank you.
I was smoking in the middle of the tape change.
How did you spend your time during the tape change?
The four of us were talking.
Will the four of you see each other again?
No, we won't.
Come to think of it, if you've been talking for so long, you should have come.
I really think so.
You're all Otaku, aren't you?
That's right. No, I'm not.
I'm the only one who's different.
To be honest, I want to ask you this.
You're an idol, aren't you?
How did you feel when the agency decided you were an Otaku?
I've always wanted to ask you that.
Otaku doesn't mean that the signboard star is Dacho Club.
Don't you feel uncomfortable that an idol is coming here?
No, I don't.
I think there are a lot of great people here.
Thank you for your comment.
I want to be in a variety show, so I'm happy that I can be on TV with the barter of various people.
I don't think it's a good idea to use that kind of word in a barter.
What about you, Oshiba?
I don't even handle idols, so I'd like to do it as a new development.
Oh, I see.
Gekidan is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing. I love Kisugaman.
Oh, I see.
I was in a drama with you, but I don't think you remember it.
I remember. It's Munagata Shikou, right?
Oh, you remember?
My first starring role.
You didn't tell me at all.
I remember. It's my first starring role. It's Munagata Shikou.
That's right.
Oshiba, you don't know, but you did it in a really good time from 9 o'clock for two hours.
It was 7%.
It's a shame.
I don't talk about the main character after that.
So I don't talk about it much anymore.
Let's move on.
Next is...
Next is... 4 to 2!
Nigaue!
Normally, when I say something like this, you say yay.
You're too relaxed.
Yay!
Say yay.
Nigaue!
Say yay, Yokoyama-san.
Yay!
Yes, it's yay.
Yay!
Now, we're going to have everyone draw a Nigaue.
The person who draws it the best wins.
I think there's a sketchbook and some magic in there.
Yes.
Yes, there is.
So, is there anyone good at drawing Nigaue?
I'm pretty good at it.
You are, right?
Yes.
You drew me, too.
So, Oshima-san, you're the best at drawing.
Yes, I am.
Yes.
Who's not confident?
Yes.
Everyone's average.
Oh, really?
Yokoyama-san, you're not good at drawing.
I've never been good at drawing.
I'm not good at it at all.
I see.
Now, I'm going to announce the theme.
Yes.
This time, it's Antonio Inoki-san.
Hey, everyone, Kanda-san is in the background.
Really? Who's Kanda-san?
Who is it?
Hey, everyone, look. Kanda-san is in the picture.
I don't know who it is.
Kanda-san is in my picture.
Kanda-san is in the picture.
Where is Kanda-san?
Where's Kanda-san? Kanda-san?
Kanda-san.
Kanda-san, show yourself.
Oshima-san.
I'm saying I'm Kanda-san.
Kanda-san.
Hey, Kanda-san!
Kanda-san.
Kanda-san!
Kanda-san came out.
Oh, really?
Kanda-san came out.
Who's Kanda-san?
Don't forget that this is being broadcasted.
I'm sorry.
So, as we've heard, please draw Antonio Inoki- san's portrait.
Yes.
Let's change the topic to Kanda-san.
Kanda-san?
Ah, Kanda-san!
Everyone knows Kanda-san, right?
Yes, everyone knows.
Let's change the topic to Nigaoe.
Kanda-san!
The topic to Nigaoe is Kanda-san.
That's funny.
Japan Columbia.
Was it Columbia Japan?
Was it Nippon Columbia?
It's Kanda-san from Nippon Columbia.
But I'll have an advantage.
That's right, because you're there.
So, let's have Kanda-san decide.
Let's have Kanda-san decide.
That's right.
Kanda-san, please decide the topic for Nigaoe.
That's amazing.
Is this really going to be broadcast on TV?
I'm not sure if people watching TV know, but Kanda-san is in charge of Not Yet.
That's right.
I'm in charge of Not Yet.
You've met him in person, so you know a lot about him.
Ah, Kanda-san is behind you.
Everyone, there's Kanda-san.
Kanda-san, please wash your face.
Kanda-san, I don't want to see your face yet.
Let's have you wash your face.
Kanda-san, I don't want to see your face yet.
I'm looking forward to seeing Kanda-san.
I wonder what kind of face he'll make.
Kanda-san, how old are you?
I'm 37 years old.
How is it? Is Kanna-san kind?
Kanna-san is kind.
She is always kind.
Kanna-san is short.
What?
The length of her pants is short.
Kanna-san.
Is that so?
Eh?
It's a bit similar.
Oh, there's a voice saying that it's similar.
I'd like the other members to buy this.
I want you to collect gold.
Oh!
You didn't say anything, but you put it out.
You're free.
I did it.
You did it.
After everyone has done it, we'll put it out.
I did it.
Did you do it?
Yes.
I did it.
There's another one.
There's another one?
Yes.
Well, let's start with Sashaya-san.
It's similar.
Yes, this is the right one.
The right one.
Eh?
It's subtle.
Is Kanna-san like this?
It's a bit like Oya-san, isn't it?
Is this a girl?
To be honest, there's no feature.
There's no feature?
There is.
Can you show us, Yokoyama-san?
It's difficult.
I'll do it myself today.
Remember the face.
Honestly, the face.
I don't know.
I'll do it myself.
Yes, please.
Kanna-san's face.
The length of her pants is short, isn't it?
It's similar to the whole thing.
Can you show us your face?
It's very similar.
Kanna-san's face.
Can you show us a bit more?
The face is rough.
It's a double face. Is this okay?
It's similar.
Somehow, her hair is long.
And she's wearing glasses.
Her hair is a bit curly.
I see.
Kitahara-san, please show us.
Kanna-san's double face.
This is Kanna-san when she was a bit younger.
It's cute.
It's amazing.
It's like that.
It's similar.
I feel like I have a complete image of Kanda in me.
Oshima-san.
I'm Kanda-san.
You're so raw.
You're good.
I don't know, but I think it's similar.
It's similar.
So, Kanda-san.
Let's see who she is.
Oshima-san, please.
Kanda-san.
Kanda-san, please show us who you really are.
Oshiba-san, please.
Kanda-san!
Please come up.
Please come to the front.
Here.
Ah, you look like her!
It's Kanda-san!
The person in the picture is here!
It's Kanda-san!
You look like her!
You look a lot like her when you were Oshiba-san.
But I can understand your characteristics.
Did you have longer hair before?
Yes, I did.
I had long hair before.
I cut it recently.
I see.
Kanda-san, how do you usually look?
I look good.
Do you?
Are you listening to me?
I look good.
We're not talking though.
Kanda-san, I think you can see four pictures.
All of them are pictures of Kanda-san.
Please choose the one you think you look the most like.
I got it.
Here I go.
One, two...
Oshiba-san!
I knew it!
It's almost a picture.
This program was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
It was Kanda-san!
Oshiba-san is the guest of this program!