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So, here we go.
Sunday night variety show, YONPARA.
This is a new program of NOTYETT.
As you can see, NOTYETT is not here now.
I asked the staff.
I'm sorry, I don't have a script.
I went to a meeting with Yasu Akimoto.
He said, I don't care what you do, but we can't get together because we're busy.
So, I asked him to make a program that can be established without getting together.
So, we're going to use Skype, which is popular now.
It's an innovative program.
So, the four of us are now on standby with Skype.
I don't know that I'm the MC yet.
It's 11 o'clock now.
It's 11 o'clock in the morning.
So, I'm going to call the four of them.
It says start on Video 2.
If I say start, will it start?
What should I do?
Start!
Is it connected?
It's connected!
Wow!
It's connected!
Good morning!
It's me!
Good morning!
You look cool!
I don't know what I'm saying.
Changun clan!
What?
Changun clan?
Kisugaman!
Changun clan!
It's Kisugaman.
I think this system is impossible.
It's a mess. I don't know what I'm saying.
It's fast!
It seems that someone said that Changun clan was the MC.
Changun clan!
Changun clan is good.
It's not that Changun clan is good.
Who is eating bento?
Sashihara!
Why are you eating bento?
What are you eating?
What?
Bento?
I'm at the TV station.
Yokoyama-san, are you in a car?
I'm in a car.
Where are you going?
I don't know where I'm going.
Are you in a car that you don't know where you're going?
You shouldn't drive such a car.
It's dangerous.
Thank you.
Are you okay, Yokoyama-san?
I'm okay.
Where are you, Kitahara-san?
I'm at the recording studio.
Are you recording now?
I'm going to record.
I see.
What about you, Ooshima-san?
I'm shooting.
You're close.
You're too close.
I'm shooting JJ.
What?
I'm shooting JJ.
You're shooting JJ.
You're fashionable.
You're in the same group, but you don't know what you're doing.
I don't know.
I see.
Do you use Skype?
Yes, I have.
I see.
I use it.
I see.
We started YonPara.
Do you know what kind of program it is?
It's a program where the four of us talk to each other on Skype.
It's a program where the four of us meet on Skype.
Yes, we meet and play games together.
Sashihara-san said that the connection is bad, so please turn off the video.
Sashihara-san's connection is especially bad.
I can't hear you at all.
The connection may be cut off on the way.
There are times when the connection is bad.
The connection may be cut off on the way.
Yes, that's right.
I want to know how late you are.
So I'm going to clap my hands.
If you can hear me, clap your hands.
Then I'll know what time it is.
Here I go.
You're late!
What?
You're that late?
I can't believe it!
You're that late?
Are you really from Brazil?
How can you be that late?
I can't believe it.
I'm going to check again.
I'm going to clap my hands.
I can't do it anymore.
Someone help me improve it.
I can't do it.
Let's do the title call.
Title call?
Oshima-san, you do it.
Do you know that the title is Yonparada?
You know it, don't you?
Not yet?
I don't know if there's a subtitle.
I don't have a subtitle, but if you want to put it on, please put it on.
Let's all put it on.
You want to put it on, don't you?
Yes.
Don't you have a sketchbook around there?
No.
I don't have a sketchbook around there.
You don't have one?
Why do you have one?
I dropped it.
You have a cardboard box, don't you?
Please take the sketchbook in your hand.
There's a lot in there.
Yes.
There's a cardboard box, and there's a lot of tools in there.
What is it?
Don't drop it.
There's nothing in there.
There's no frozen satoimo in there.
It's the staff's fault, isn't it?
The staff should decorate it a little more cutely.
Rokkaku satoimo.
Hey, everyone, show me what kind of cardboard it is.
I'm curious.
What is it?
Tangerine.
Is the sponsor a farmer?
That's amazing.
There's a lot of tools in the cardboard box.
Yes.
Please take the sketchbook.
Yes.
If you have a subtitle for YonPara, please write it down.
YonPara.
Let's decide which one is good.
What is it?
Please hurry up. I don't care about editing.
Hurry up.
I can change the channel.
Please hurry up.
Please start from the one who wrote it.
She wrote it suddenly.
I have decided the subtitle.
You are fast.
Please write the subtitle of YonPara.
YonPara.
It's good.
It means not yet.
Who else?
Yokoyama-san.
YonPara.
What?
I'm sorry.
I don't think it's good at all.
I'm alone!
Oh, I see. That's what it means.
Let's go!
I'm going.
Kawashima-san and not yet.
Don't call me Mr. Kawashima all of a sudden.
The viewers don't know that I'm Mr. Kawashima.
It's like someone I don't know suddenly came out.
Kitahara-san.
YonPara. Have a wonderful day from tomorrow.
That's what it means.
Are you all here?
I'm YonPara.
That's not a subtitle, is it?
It's like the title of the show has changed.
What do you think?
Please decide by four people.
Please decide by one person.
Well...
Let's make it easy to understand.
Four people's paradise is not yet.
Let's go with YonPara.
Please call the title.
One, two, three.
Four people's paradise is not yet.
No subtitle from next week.
So now, we're going to play a game.
What do you mean you're hungry? You were eating!
Fine, then eat.
Let's play the first game!
The first game is...
Yonpara Dekosen!
What is this?
This is a theater.
Am I like this?
Do I look like this?
You're tired.
Now I know what you think of me, Oshima-san.
You don't have a good impression of me, do you?
No, I'm not like that. I don't talk because I'm shy.
That's right.
If you don't look at the camera, you hardly talk.
Did you hear the title?
I didn't hear it.
Yonpara Dekosen!
The rule is...
There's a rice cracker in the cardboard box.
Put the rice cracker on the cardboard box.
You have to move your face to eat it.
That's right.
If you eat the rice cracker first, you win.
Asahiyama-san!
It's not a game where you eat rice crackers.
It's not a game like that.
There's no one watching.
Put the rice cracker on your forehead.
I'm watching you.
I'm cheering for you.
Can you do this?
Can I do it?
I don't think I can do it at all.
You can do it.
Don't use your hands.
Do I have to put it on my forehead?
You can put it on your forehead.
Everyone, please put it on your forehead.
Sashihara-san, I can see your nose but is it okay?
Oshima! Oshima!
Stop it!
Not yet!
I said stop it!
What's with that face? We haven't started yet!
I can see salt in your eyes!
Everyone, please be careful.
We have information that you can see salt in your eyes.
Okay.
Yokoyama-san is on standby.
Are you ready?
Ready, set, go!
Oshima-san's face is moving well.
Oshima-san is in first place!
It's a great success!
I can see salt in your eyes!
Sashihara-san is in second place.
And...
Yokoyama-san and Kitahara-san are in the same situation.
It's amazing.
We are in the same situation.
You can do it!
Kitahara-san is in third place.
Yokoyama-san is waiting for you.
I can't see salt in your eyes.
Yokoyama-san, please hurry up.
It's a muscle!
It's a muscle, Yui!
Hurry up.
Yokoyama-san's image is getting worse.
Please hurry up.
Why are you shaking?
Hurry up!
Just a little more!
Her image is getting worse.
She did it!
Oshima-san is in first place!
That's great!
She got a 4-pack goldfish!
I got it!
Yokoyama-san!
Your image is getting worse.
I'm going to hang up now.
Can you cut out Mr. Yokoyama?
Oh, it's gone!
It's gone!
If you reconnect it, the image will come back.
What?
I'm going to cut it out.
Are you really going to play this in this state?
I don't want to see this.
Oh, it's connected!
The image is back to normal.
It's back.
Is it back?
That's good.
Shall we move on to the next game?
Let's play more and more.
The next game is...
Yonpara Koyori!
Koyori!
Koyori?
It's Koyori.
I think you all have tissues.
Please make Koyori with those tissues.
Ouch!
The person who sneezes first wins.
You open the box of tissues and do this.
Say goodbye.
What's wrong?
Sashihara!
What's wrong?
It's gone.
What happened?
It's gone.
What's wrong?
Sashihara?
It was cold, so I lowered the temperature of the refrigerator.
How loose are you?
Everyone, please make Koyori.
Sashihara!
Sashihara stopped!
It's not stopped, but it's about to reach the limit.
The radio waves...
Are you okay?
Yes.
Well, Kitahara-san's image is the most beautiful.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oshima-san, are you done?
It's pretty opaque, isn't it?
Are you okay?
That's right.
I have to go to Sashihara-san.
No way.
It's because it's zoomed in.
No way.
Are you okay?
Everyone, please make your own Koyori.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, Yonpara Koyori...
Start!
The person who sneezes first wins.
This is a pretty amazing image.
Is Yokohama-san coming?
Oh, he didn't come.
If you think he's coming, please raise your hand.
Everyone, when you sneeze, please get as close to the screen as possible.
Don't hesitate to sneeze at the speed of the camera.
Oshima-san is attacking in detail.
Oh, he's coming.
Oh, he didn't come.
He didn't come.
He's spitting out a lot of gum.
It's hard to spit out gum when you try to spit it out.
Kitagawa-san is going pretty far.
Oh, I spit on the keyboard.
Oshiba-san is strong.
Oh, he's gone.
It's not a rule that you can spit it out when it's over.
The other three are slow.
I haven't sneezed lately, so I forgot how to sneeze.
There's a kid who hasn't sneezed lately.
Oh, it's doubled.
Go, go, go!
Yokoyama-san, are you okay?
I do this kind of thing when I do an influenza test.
But it's so weak that I'm about to cry again today.
The tip of the Koyori is already bent.
You can't do that.
You're all slow.
I'll make it again.
Make it sharper.
It's amazing.
Can you do that?
No, I can't.
Oshima-san, you're close.
I'm free.
I see.
But this free guy is cheering for you.
It's okay.
I'll do it.
Until everyone can do it...
You're close.
Until everyone can do it...
Yokoyama-san is coming!
He's not coming.
Until everyone can do it, I'll do it.
I'm free, so I'll do it.
I have a tissue.
I'm free, so I'll do it.
Don't call me Kawashima-san.
I can't do it at all.
Is it that difficult?
I'm good at this.
You have to be this sharp.
Do you feel like you're touching it?
You're good.
It's so easy!
You can't even do this?
You're not good at it.
I feel like I'm going too far.
I'm going to make it really thin.
I see.
One more time.
How long are you going to do this?
Let's do it in a few minutes.
One more minute.
If you can do it in one minute, you'll get a 4-para gold card.
Why?
I made a special rule for you.
Start!
Who is that?
30 seconds left!
Alright! I got a 4% gold card!
You can't get a 3% gold card!
Not good at all!
10 seconds left!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
I didn't know she was this clumsy.
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I got a 4% gold card!
Who is this?
It's me!
You look like a villain.