AISubs v3.6
Now, now, now, now...
...ah, it's begun! ...now, now, now, now...
...ah, it's begun!
Now, now, we're off again this week!
Let's say it together!
Yes!
Good!
Ready...
Water park!
♪ Water park! ♪
♪ We're finally here! ♪
(applause)
(giggles)
This time, we're going to talk about some of our favorite topics.
It's a special edition!
We usually do the narration, but we're here again for the MC segment!
Yes, yes, yes!
(applause)
Shouji Shinagawa and Mai Oshima are usually MCs.
We're delivering them from various parts of the NHK,
but the most common one is the meaning of water park.
What?
The meaning of water park.
Meaning?
What does it mean?
Oh, is that so?
I've always wanted to try this.
Oh, so Ibuki-san...
The meaning of water park...
Do you know it?
Is this it?
Yes!
Sui...
Oh, sui...
Sui...
En...
Oh, this is a question I had when I was young.
(laughter)
Oh, was it that "sui"?
Yes, it was "sui".
Yes, "sui"!
"Sui"!
Oh, that's great!
I'm going to do it again, whatever it is.
(laughter)
(music)
Huh?
Something came up when I said "question".
What could it be?
Oh!
This is it!
Here we go!
Yes!
"Akita Sports Show Special"!
Yeah!
So, the first one is...
Ta-dah!
I want to score a perfect goal like a soccer player!
Yes, yes, yes!
The other one is...
Here!
I definitely want to win a draw!
So...
Ibuki, which one should we start with?
Let's start with soccer.
Soccer, I see.
Let's say "ready, set..."
Ready, set...
I want to score a perfect goal like a soccer player!
First of all...
Let's see how good the three beginners are.
First of all, Nakayan.
Next, Kana.
A big miss.
Lastly, Yonechan.
The goalkeeper catches the ball.
One person shoots five times and no goal is scored.
That's not good at all!
At that moment...
Who is it?
I'm sorry, who are you?
Who is this person?
He is a science expert, Mr. Kabamoto.
He is known as an expert in soccer guidance.
He is an amazing person!
Anyway...
I'll choose my favorite shoes.
Your favorite shoes?
You're going to play soccer now, right?
Even if he tells you to choose...
But...
All the shoes the teacher prepared seem to have nothing to do with soccer!
The three of you have chosen boots, high heels, and inline skates.
What kind of sports are you going to do?
I'm definitely going to put on my underwear like this.
Isn't it a little different?
Then this one?
Doesn't it look painful?
But it looks like it's easy to put on.
That's right. It's just sandals, isn't it?
Then...this one!
Oh!
Why?
Huh?
If you put on sandals, can you kick better?
I don't know any better.
What is it?
Can you kick this?
Oh!
Is that what it is?
That's what it is! It's not a ball!
Isn't it good?
Oh!
Yeah!
The secret of kicking better is...
flying nostalgic shoes!
Huh? Who is it?
Go!
Oh!
But it's so pretty!
Yeah!
If you pull your foot back and kick it out,
you can stretch the distance by making it wrinkle like a whip.
Let's kick the ball.
Can you take your underwear?
I'll take my underwear...
and swing it, right?
That's right.
Oh!
Yone-chan's kick is pretty good!
If you kick it with the ability of flying nostalgic shoes,
the ball will gain momentum!
The terrifying flying nostalgic shoes effect!
However!
Even if there is momentum, it is useless if the aim is bad.
To find out the accuracy,
This is it!
What is it?
What? What are you doing?
What?
UFO!
It's a fake!
Oh, no! It's an old woman!
It seems that the secret of getting the exact kick is hidden in the choreography of this UFO!
Now, let's dance and thinking!
When it becomes like this...
It's like this!
This is related to it!
So...
When it becomes like this...
It's like this!
Oh, you're right!
It's like "I'll give you a hand!"
Like this!
It's hard to do!
Wait a minute!
What kind of movement is it?
Wait a minute!
Is it like this at first?
Hmm?
Is it the movement of this hand?
No, it doesn't seem like it.
Could it be...
Could it be... this waist movement?
No, it doesn't seem like it.
Oh, my!
Which movement is the correct hint?
Looking at it, it's the movement of the hand, isn't it?
But soccer is about feet, isn't it?
Feet! Feet! Look!
What?
You kick like this when you kick a ball?
Correct!
What?
Does kicking a ball with this UFO's feet lead to accuracy?
Let's kick it!
I'll kick it to the left.
Great!
Yeah!
It's great!
When you kick a ball with your feet, the ball hits one point.
So it's hard to tell which way it hits.
But when you kick a ball with your feet, it hits many points.
So it's easier to kick a ball with your feet.
I see.
That's right!
You're getting better!
What?
Also, let's find a secret to kick a ball with more power.
Feet are UFO's and arms are Ponyarara's.
Here's a hint.
It's a famous gag.
How about "kinchanbashiri"?
"Kinchanbashiri"?
"Kinchanbashiri"!
I don't know "kinchanbashiri".
Isn't it difficult?
You have to do it sideways.
I know.
That's right!
You're getting better!
Oh!
That's right!
The moment you kick, if you move your kicking foot and opposite arm like this...
...a big twist appears all over your body.
By transferring this twist's power to the ball...
...it becomes a more powerful kick!
Now, AKB48!
Make sure you score a goal tonight!
First of all, Yone-chan will try.
Oh!
Goal!
It's decided at the right end!
Next, Nakayan!
Oh!
It's decided!
A super shot that touches the goal post at the last minute!
The autograph is mine!
Go for it!
A super powerful shot!
If you compare it with the kick's form at first,
the swing of the feet and the twist of the body have become more dynamic!
You can now accurately kick a powerful ball!
Watch out!
Um, UFO shot?
UFO Ein shot was cute, wasn't it?
No, no, no. I want to try it, too.
What did you just say?
I want to try it, too!
Well, Ibuki!
Yes!
Shall we move on to the corner of the topic?
Shall we?
Yes!
Ibuki Goroh's...
I am...
Swingster!
Ibuki Goroh's Swingster!
So, Ibuki came here in this outfit today!
When I was at Mito High School, I did this all the time for 17 years!
One, two, three, four, five!
UFO!
Here!
One, two, three, four, five!
UFO!
One, two, three, four, five!
UFO!
How do you feel now?
You did it with your legs and hands, didn't you?
Well, I don't think I did it properly.
When I did it, I did it like this!
Wow!
I'm sorry about that.
Actually, Ibuki might know it, too.
If you don't practice kicking while doing this Ein shot, you can't become a professional soccer player.
Ein shot?
Yes.
Is this Ein?
Yes, it's Ein.
Ein!
When I saw the soccer player's kick, it was like...
It's like this, right?
It's like that, right?
That's right! That's exactly it!
It's like that, right?
That's right!
Then I'll try it!
Yes, please!
Are you okay?
I lost my sense of balance!
Next up is...
I definitely want to win the tug-of-war!
In order to win the tug-of-war...
What is it?
It's long, isn't it?
It's pretty long!
But it's not there!
And at that moment...
What is it?!
Actually, they are sportswomen like...
Energetic and energetic students of Pike University!
The match is between three AKB members and two assistants.
Five people from one team will fight!
One, two...
Wait! Wait!
Oh, no!
What?!
W-why?!
That's too bad!
Huh? Who are you?
Suddenly appearing is...
The legendary tug-of-war professor, Mr. Yamamoto...
Who led his own tug-of-war team to world domination!
And then...
Wow! That's amazing!
It's a different kind of screen!
Wow!
It's a different kind of feeling!
What is this?
Their bodies are leaning back so much!
In fact, these couples are...
...the strong team of "now-te" that is active in sand- pulling competitions all over the country.
That's why, you know...
By leaning back...
...the center of gravity is applied...
...and I think that's important.
If the body is perpendicular to the sand...
...the sand can only be pulled with the power of the arm.
However, if the body leans back...
...a very strong force is generated to pull the sand.
But, I understand what you're saying, but...
You have to lean back and do it.
I'm scared!
It's really scary to fall straight down without bending your legs.
That's where it is!
What is it?
I can hear footsteps.
I'm scared!
What is it? Read it!
A strong force is generated to pull the sand.
It's Dr. T!
Dr. T!
That's right! Dr. T is...
Dr. Tsuchida, a specialist in brain research, who taught Tanamin how to overcome the fear of roller coasters.
What is it?
But, how do you overcome the fear of leaning back?
Here it is!
What?
This is a toy that doesn't turn into a roller coaster!
What is it?
Actually, there is a tip to overcoming fear of roller coasters.
What is it?
I think it's this.
What is it?
When you look up to someone and say "bang, bang, bang" to the police,
you know, when you are little, you say "bang, bang, bang, wow!"
You think of the police and say "wow!" and pull the coaster.
You don't have fear. You say "I'm so cool!"
I think it's this.
What is it?
It's like you want to be a wind.
You turn yourself into a wind and do like this.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
This is a message from Dr. Tico and Dr. Tsuchida.
The answer is...
It's long.
It's a water gun!
What is this? Why?
This is a message from Dr. Tico and Dr. Tsuchida.
We feel fear because of what we call "containers" in our brains reacting.
However, if we can concentrate on something,
the "containers" in our brains will react.
When the "containers" react and act in the end, the "containers" are suppressed and fear is less felt.
Among everyday goods, it is believed that holding a water gun and focusing on the action of aiming and pulling the trigger is the best way to suppress fear.
Oh, I see. So we should concentrate on something else, like holding sand.
This time for sure, I will win!
But then...
Oh, something came up.
What is it?
Huh? Are you still practicing?
Yes.
Pulling sand with "honyarara". What does that mean?
Pulling it with hands?
Oh, pulling it with hands.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Boo.
If it's not hands, then what do you pull it with?
Feet?
Feet.
Oh!
Wrong!
Oh!
Pulling it with feet.
Feet?
I know!
Oh, you know what?
Pulling it with feet means pulling it like this, doesn't it?
Pulling it so that it moves forward.
Oh!
Pulling it with feet like this.
Oh!
Correct!
Oh!
We did it!
That's how it is!
We did it!
That's right!
You should never let go of your feet from the ground.
If you pull it with your feet as it is, you can continue to pull sand with strong force.
This is the sand-type winning method I finally grasped!
1. First, stand straight with both feet together.
2. Focus on squeezing the sand tightly and tilt your body back.
For safety's sake, stand straight with only the person at the back.
Support the person in front of you so that they don't fall back.
3. With your feet firmly on the ground, tilt your body back little by little.
It's finally the final battle!
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
All right!
A.K.B. Forty-eight!
Finally, a great victory against a hostile rival!
Hey...
I want to pull out the sand.
What did you say?
I said...
I want to pull out the sand!
(Laughter)
Shall we go to that corner?
Shall we go?
All right!
Yo!
I'm Goro Ibuki's...
I'm...
I'm Suien-san's...
(Goro Ibuki's "I'm Suien-san's")
Then I'll go first, right?
That's right. Ibuki-san, please sit in this chair with a caster.
Please lean back a little.
If you do that, it will be easier to grasp the angle of your posture when you lean back.
You can lean back and pull out the sand like this.
Yes!
However, please be careful about safety.
As for the back of the foot, make sure you put it on the ground and move your feet sluggishly to practice pulling out the sand.
First of all, straighten your feet.
Straighten my feet, right?
Yes, straighten your feet.
Please remember this posture.
Sui-en-san! Sui-en-san! Let's go!
Sui-en-san! Sui-en-san!
Yes!
Here we go!
Sui-en-san! Sui-en-san! Sui-en-san! Sui-en-san! Sui-en- san! Sui-en-san!
Oh, I'm disappearing! Goodbye!
Oh, you're back! You're not responding at all!
Oh, goodbye!
Next up is this segment!
Yes! The long-awaited "Marry and Girl"!
Marika-chan is so cute!
Ibuki-san, do you like Marika-chan?
I'm actually interested in this "pet".
So you're interested in it?
By the way...
My birthday is January 2nd.
Ezaki-san...
I know...
Don't forget it!
If you forget it...
I'll cry...
Oh, you're doing this?
You're doing this pose?
At Sui-en-ser, we're answering your questions!
AKB48 members will check it out!
We're also looking forward to your comments about the show!
Lastly, let's do that call!
Yes! Let's say it together!
One, two...
Sui-en-san!