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I'm home!
Good morning!
Do you know what we're doing today?
What is it? Can we do something fun today?
Can we do something fun?
Peso!
Peso means that Shimada-kun will be sealed this year.
Are you ready?
What is it today?
Are you ready for this?
Test?
It's a test!
Are you ready for this? Test? It's a test!
This time, we will test the ability of the members who have not yet been tested in Weekly AKB.
Team 4 has 8 fresh members.
Team 5 has 8 members who have not yet been tested.
In addition, 4 members from SKE also participated.
Super simple questions and shocking idiotic answers.
Who can study the most? And who is the most idiotic?
Rukibu Nukiuji Gakuryoku Test
Are you okay?
Because everyone is in their teens, right?
That's right.
Only Oya-san is 21 years old, right?
Yes.
I have forgotten quite a bit.
You may have forgotten quite a bit.
Tsubasa-san is also 20 years old.
Tsubasa-san is also 20 years old?
Yes.
But I'm a university student.
You just raised the bar for yourself.
No, no, no.
That's right.
Kaneko-san, you've been trying not to stand out for a while.
What about you?
I'm good at social life.
I've done it twice.
You've done it twice?
You're an idiot.
But you're good at social life, right?
I'm said to be an idealistic person in history.
An idealistic person?
Then who have you been compared to so far?
Like Oda Nobunaga-san.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to take over the world.
Kaneko-san is trying to take over the world right now.
So after you take over the world, you'll be beaten by someone, right?
That's the plan.
Hirata-san.
Yes.
What are you good at, Hirata-san?
I'm good at English.
Oh, well, how do you speak?
I've been living in America all the time.
You've been living in America all the time?
Yes.
How long have you been living in America?
I lived until I was 12 years old.
Can you introduce yourself in English?
Hello, my name is Hirata and I'm 13 years old. Nice to meet you.
Her pronunciation is better than I expected.
I can't hear her at all.
Today, we're going to do a language test with these unique members.
There are three subjects in Japanese, Japanese, and English, and each of them has a score of 100 to 3 million.
Today, we're going to do a test with these senior members.
The person with the lowest score will be the winner.
That means you are being made fun of.
We will announce the results after the third round.
The person with the lowest score will be punished severely.
First is the language test.
The problem of making a sentence using words such as skill and emotion.
The problem of writing kanji.
The problem of filling in the blank and completing the haiku.
A total of 20 questions, 100 points.
The time limit is 15 minutes.
Hara, who finished the test quickly.
Hara, say something to someone who hasn't finished yet.
Everyone, don't give up.
Thank you.
Will Hara's wish reach everyone?
Time's up. Please put down your pens.
That's all.
Please look at the question sheet from the back.
Now, let's answer the questions.
This is the first question.
Can you see the question?
Please make a sentence using the phrase, my hand comes out of my throat.
This is a question that gets 5 points.
The answer is from Suda.
That's great.
Thank you.
Let's look at the answer from Suda.
Let's read it.
The more my hand comes out of my throat, the more I want you.
This is wonderful.
Suda is quite passionate.
I want everyone to like me.
I tried to express that feeling.
I wrote it because I was worried.
The fact that her hand comes out of her throat means that she really wants you.
Congratulations.
That's great.
This is the answer.
Abe-san.
This is the answer.
My hand comes out of my throat.
That's scary.
Wait a minute.
Does your dad get his hands out of his throat?
I think I can do it in one go.
You can do it in one go?
Okay, then I'll do it.
Look, look, Maria.
Is that how you do it when you're a baby?
Yes, Maria, Maria.
Look, Dad's coming out of his throat.
Yes, please remember it properly.
This is no good.
Here's the next question.
Make a sentence using the phrase, wear a cat.
The correct answer is...
Ichikawa-san!
Can you read it for me?
Omae, neko wo kaburu to wa nani goto na keshikara?
Ichikawa-san sounds like she's talking about herself.
Can you change it to Ichikawa?
Ichikawa!
Ichikawa, neko wo kaburu to wa nani goto na keshikara?
You know what neko wo kaburu means, don't you?
Yes, it's something like that.
That's exactly what it means.
It means to hide your true nature and behave calmly.
If you find out that it's neko wo kaburu in the future,
you'll find out that it's Ichikawa Miori.
Let's try that.
That's not true.
It's neko wo kaburu to wa nani goto na keshikara.
That means there's a correct answer.
This is bad, Okada-san.
This is Takahashi-san's answer.
Please read it yourself.
This is Takahashi-san's answer.
I don't want to read it.
Eat a cat.
No, no!
Scary!
It's deep, it's deep, it's deep!
Did you write this wrong?
Yes.
You really meant to wear it?
I wanted to wear it.
You wanted to wear it?
I wanted to wear it.
Now, Yamauchi-san is laughing, but your answer is also amazing.
It's not that bad.
Really?
I just didn't understand a little.
Then let's take a look. Here it is.
Yes, please.
My cat and your cat's face aren't the same. Wearing a cat is so cowardly.
What is this?
My cat and your cat's face are the same.
The cat is wearing it.
Ah!
The way you dress, the way you cut your hair, the way you dress...
It's good, right?
No, it's not good.
This isn't a big cut.
This means the cat is wearing it.
That's right.
You really didn't know the meaning of this.
I feel like you've been thinking carefully about this.
It's a twist.
What's scarier than a twist?
If you listen carefully, there's a meaning to it in your own way.
You're thinking like a fool is a fool.
Don't say a fool is a fool.
Let's move on to the next one.
Here it is.
Please feel this katakana.
It's the sun.
What is this?
There shouldn't be anyone who doesn't know this.
Let's move on to the model answer.
Izuta-san.
Oh, Izuta-san.
Yes.
Of course.
I wrote it in kanji.
Now, Kato-san.
Eh?
If you write the kanji for the sun, it'll be like this, right, Okada-san?
It'll be like this.
Here it is.
Dai-chou.
Sorry.
It's close.
We don't know.
Dai-chou is dazzling.
I thought it was correct.
Oh, oh, oh.
Is there anyone who can get it right?
Yes.
Kareko-san's answer.
Really?
This is wrong.
Now, here it is.
Everyone, look.
Here it is.
It's wrong.
Next time.
First, what do you call it?
What do you call it?
Ah, here it is.
Scary, isn't it?
Katakana.
Which one?
I know. I can write the sun.
It's the sun, right?
Why did you write this?
I didn't read the question. I read the 10th question and wrote it.
That's how it is.
It's amazing.
Even if you write the time, the time is also wrong.
I'll write it with the letter choku.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Let's move on to the next question.
Haiku, Shizukasa, Iwani, Shimi, Pekepeke's voice.
The answer is Oya.
I wrote it like this, everyone, please look at it.
Silence and the cicada's voice that seeps into the rock Shizukasa ya iwani shimi iru semi no koe.
It's good.
Is it read as dog?
This is penetrates.
I thought it was Ryudate.
It's a haiku, so it's a little bit of a part like that.
It's an expression that has been omitted a little bit.
Let's go.
Hara-san.
Yes.
Hara-san's answer is this.
Please read it.
Silence and the cicada's voice that seeps into the rock Shizukasa ya iwani shimi iru semi no koe.
What do you mean?
There's something like a hoarse voice when you enter, isn't there?
What kind of voice do you make at Koshien or sports day?
What kind of voice do you make when you enter?
soldier.
What kind of voice do you make when you enter?
Soldiers! Soldiers! Soldiers!
Let's move on to the next question.
A bell rings if you eat a lot Masaoka Shiki's answer is this.
This is a great answer.
Kaneko-san.
Why are you laughing?
Kaneko-san wrote it like this.
Kakeku-eba kane ga naru nari hooru-i.
How did you know this?
I didn't understand it when I heard it in my mind.
It's a customer who runs and eats. Kakeku-kyaku da no kakeku-eba.
Is it a tongue twister?
If I say I'll eat, I'll run away. Kuu to i-eba kake-ka-na-te.
You didn't know the answer, but you got it right.
At last!
I'm a little frustrated.
I lost.
Suda-san.
I'm embarrassed.
This is embarrassing.
By the way, Suda-san.
A girl?
A boy.
A girl boy's answer is...
Read this.
I'm scared.
Read it. Read it.
If it's a square, it becomes a wall.
What square?
Hey, don't eat a cat or a deer!
What is this? What does this mean?
If a deer is in Nara, there is a deer in Nara, isn't there?
If it's something you can eat in Nara, it's a deer.
There's a lot more.
But I think it's a mistake.
But the next person is a little angry.
I want to think about this carefully.
Let's go to Shimada-kun's recommendation.
Ichikawa-san's answer.
What did you eat?
Please read it. Here's the answer.
I'm sorry.
Please read it.
ali pastor.
I wanted to write Lemon.
Stop it.
A cat skin!
If you don't talk much, it will pass.
That's right.
Let's move on to the next question.
Please answer the meaning of this question.
Now, Ohya-san.
Here it is.
Let's see.
Let's cherish the things that happened in the past and learn more about the new things.
That's wonderful.
That's exactly right. Please give her a round of applause.
That's wonderful.
That's a pity answer.
Yamauchi-san.
Yes?
There is.
Let's take a look.
Let's read it.
Here it is.
Yamauchi-san.
What did Yamauchi say about the meaning of pooping?
Let's read it.
Here it is.
If you warm it up, you can eat it.
That's right, that's right.
Where does the kanji come from?
You warm it up, and the last kanji becomes new, right?
The cold thing becomes new, and you can steam it and eat it.
It's like the ingredients come back to life.
It's like the deliciousness comes back to life.
Yes, that's right.
And Kaneko-san, please read it out loud.
Here it is.
I'll make a new warm accident.
I don't know what it means.
That's my line.
Yamauchi-san said she got it.
Yamauchi-san will explain it to you.
Thank you very much.
I used four characters properly.
That's right.
Warm?
A child of a warm accident.
And it's new.
It's complete.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not going to do this from now on.
Why don't you go to KINDAICHI-SAN and ask him?
Next is the test of society.
The problem of fixing the Japanese alphabet to the official name.
The problem of answering the Japanese alphabet.
The problem of filling in the blank and completing the history of the text.
The time limit is 15 minutes with a perfect score of 100.
Matching the answers of such a society.
Kaneko-san, you said that you are good at society, right?
Yes.
There is no more correct answer, right?
Yes.
There is no more, right?
Yes.
Now, let's go.
There was such a problem in society.
The American president, Fujii, is generally called a lady.
Here is the correct answer.
Sasaki-san.
Yes.
Oh, it's correct.
Yes.
I wrote it here.
Please read it.
Please.
First lady.
Thank you.
This is already easy.
And Kaneko-san, who said that society is absolutely confident.
Here is the correct answer.
Mr. Lady.
This will develop into an international problem.
The American president, Fujii, is generally called Mr. Lady.
That's a problem.
Kato-san.
I wrote it like this.
Now, let's go.
Pink Lady.
It means that the president's wife is always with two people.
Me and K.
Yes.
Now, let's go to the next question.
Here.
Yes.
Sekuhara.
This is what the official name is.
The correct answer is...
Izuta-san.
Yes.
Let's see.
Here it is.
Please read it.
Sexual harassment.
When I went to Hirata-san's place,
This is written in English.
I wrote it properly.
It seems that the meaning is sexual harassment.
Yes.
The existence of Hijiri-san itself is like Sekuhara.
That's right.
Now, let's go.
How did you write Sekuhara?
Kawae-san.
Please read it.
Sekuhara-sha-su.
I thought it was a new boy baseball team.
I thought I was going to write Sha.
After Sekuhara, Sha came.
When I touch it, I touch it quickly.
I wrote it quickly.
Sekuhara-sha-su.
If you translate it, it will be Sekuhara.
The next person has not entered yet.
Yamaguchi-san.
Yes.
It's a mix.
What is this?
Semik Harad.
What does Semik mean?
I don't know, but I think I should say it cool.
Please say it cool.
Semik Harad.
It's not cool at all.
Cool.
Hirata-san, please say it.
Semik Harad.
Hirata-san said coming soon after Semik Harad.
Can you tell Hirata to say coming soon?
That kind of picture will come.
Semik Harad coming soon.
I want to see it.
Let's go to the next question.
Here it is.
I forgot who it is, but during the test,
I was asked what Noda-san was doing.
By the way, is there anyone you don't know?
It's that person, right?
That person?
Nobuchi?
By the way, how much is it?
1000 yen.
Is it Hideo-san?
Nobuchi?
Who is it?
Hirata-san.
I thought it was a person.
That's right.
Let's go to the half answer.
Ichikawa-san, thank you very much.
Really, I'm happy as a person.
Let's go.
Nodoyoshi Hiko said that just before he became Prime Minister of the 95th cabinet of the Democratic Party,
he said that he couldn't imitate goldfish, which had a taste of soil.
Thank you.
Now you know who she is, right?
Yes, Hirata-san.
I often appear on TV.
What do you do?
I'm the Prime Minister.
Have you ever heard of the Dojo cabinet?
I've heard of it.
In front of the TV.
I thought it was amazing and watched it.
Well done.
Let's go.
Kawaii-san.
I'm scared.
Let's see what she wrote.
The Ultimate Idiot Answer
I, Maeda Atsuko, will graduate from AKB48!
6 and a half years after the formation of AKB48, Maeda Atsuko, who has always led the top, announced her graduation.
The decision of these tears will surely lead to the future.
AKB Art Club
The day before, AKB Art Club held the opening ceremony.
After the second class, they decided to talk about the direction of the future.
What do you want to do in the art club?
For example, design of the concert T-shirt.
I want to do that.
I want to make something like an animation.
In the midst of this, the production request came in early.
That is...
The design of Matsui Sakiko's solo album CD jacket.
It would be better if there was a face of Sakiko's CD jacket.
What kind of work will Taiya, who was suddenly entrusted with it, make?
That is the mission of the art club.
Let's do our best in the art club!
AKB art map complete record. The pattern will be released soon. looking forward to!
The question is to answer the famous phrase of the current Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda.
Ichikawa Miori is the one who answered it correctly.
And the answer of this person is...
Mr.Hawaii!
Let's see what it says.
Mr. Yoshihiko Noda said, just before he became the 95th Prime Minister of Japan, he said, I have my own taste in mochi. I can't even imitate a goldfish.
You can't be that kind of person, Prime Minister!
I have my own taste in mochi!
Please make me the Prime Minister!
You can't be that kind of person!
He's a brat!
That's good. And Mr.Yamauchi, what did you write?
Mr. Yoshihiko Noda said, just before he became the 95th Prime Minister of Japan, he said, I have my own taste in mochi. I can't even imitate a goldfish.
You can't be that kind of person!
If this was a comedy, you'd get 100 points!
Even though it's a sweet bean, you can't even imitate a konbu.
You can't even imitate a konbu.
You can't even imitate a goldfish.
Next week, we'll have an English test, and we'll have even more stupid questions!
Even if it's written on the paper, it's a curry bread man, right?
What's this?
Who is the smartest out of the 15?
And finally, who is the dumbest out of the 15?