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This week's weekly AKB is the Talk Battle of the Know-it-All!
A talk theme that suddenly appeared,
and a crazy talk show where you have to know everything and talk about it!
This time, there were many extreme statements.
I feel like I'm being touched.
I don't know what kind of statement will come out, but the Talk Battle of the Know-it-All will continue after this!
Weekly AKB Talk Battle of the Know-it-All!
The Talk Battle of the Know-it-All is a talk show where you can talk about the theme of the show.
You have to talk about it in detail, and even if you don't know it, you have to talk about it like you really know it.
The winner is the one who can talk more in 7 minutes.
In the talk battle of the Know-it-All so far...
I didn't eat when I was 17 years old.
In the battle between Miyazawa and Yagami, Miyazawa, the representative director of the Japanese soccer team, won by eating.
In the second round, Sato Amina vs. Suzuki Shihori, Sato Amina, who played her heart out against the monkey planet, won!
What is this?
And in the third round, Umeda Ayaka vs. Yamauchi Suzuran, the Talk Battle of the Know-it-All will be a talk show!
The unexpected battle was the first half of the Mejiro City.
Finally, the second half of the show! After this, the Know-it-All Queen of the Project Gai will appear!
Now, let's announce the first member.
Now, please close your eyes.
The member who has been hit in the shoulder, please leave the stage with your eyes closed.
Now, everyone, please close your eyes!
The opponent doesn't know the battle until just before the battle.
Who will be the first to fight?
The first person to fight is...
Where will she go?
She has gone.
Thank you for waiting. Now, everyone, please open your eyes.
She's not here.
The first round is the battle between the Know-it-All and the talk show.
Kikun, what do you think of the same age Mito?
Moeno-chan is not the type to talk a lot.
Oh, that's not true.
I think she doesn't want to fight with Kikun.
Oh, there's something like that.
No, it's not that. Maybe she doesn't talk much.
If it's Moeno, the one who talks a lot will probably be able to put her feelings on the line.
Kikun is probably...
The type is different.
She's a silly character, so I'm worried if she can do a proper ad-lib when she's told that.
What about Kikuchi?
Kikuchi...
Now, let's get started. What kind of reaction will they make?
Now, my microphone will connect to yours.
Now, curtain open!
Go!
Nito-san, when the curtain opened, you were acting like Hayashiya Parco-san.
What do you think of your opponent, Kikuchi-san?
This is bad.
She'll definitely say something weird.
I see.
Now, Kikuchi-san, Nito-san, what do you think of your opponent?
She's easy to talk to.
They're close friends.
They're on the same team.
I see.
Then, what do you think?
They can go on.
Why are you two acting the same?
What's the point?
If you don't talk, you'll look like an idiot.
Will Nito be better at pretending to know or will Kikuchi be better?
After this, we'll announce the talk theme that will affect the match.
The first talk theme is Steve Jobs.
I like this.
Steve Jobs is one of the Apple's founders known for their iPhones and iPads.
He passed away at the age of 56 this October and became a hot topic all over the world.
Do they know Steve Jobs or will they be fooled by him?
The talk battle begins.
I've liked this for a long time.
You like it, right?
Did you know about it?
I knew about it.
You know, the one that's been on Hollywood recently.
Yes, yes.
It's amazing.
It's cool.
It's cool just because he's a foreigner.
It's cool and I respect him.
He's good at acting.
He's good at acting and he's powerful.
I want to see him again.
You know, Steven is...
It's not his name.
He has a child.
He has a baby.
He's young.
He's young, but...
I wonder if he's going to be an actor or actress.
I wonder.
He's going to be cute.
But if I were in his position, I'd like him to do it.
Acting or something.
He's a human.
I'd like him to do it when he has a child.
You'd like him to do it.
I'd like him to do it if he's interested.
I'd never do it.
You'd never do it? Why?
When he has a child.
You're going to be in trouble.
I think it's going to be hard.
When he's about my age,
If he says, I want to be an actor,
I'd say, okay.
I've been doing it since I was a kid.
Anyway, I'd like him to do what he wants to do.
I think so.
What about Steven?
It's off.
What do you like about Steven?
He has a nice smile.
What do you like about him?
I wonder.
Beard?
You're so long.
I like beards.
He's got a nice beard.
He's still in his 30s.
No, no.
That's right.
He's an old man.
He's not that old.
But when he gets older,
He's going in a dandy way.
He's getting older and older.
He's got a dandy face.
He's got a clear face.
Who do you think he is?
Steve Jobs.
He's a Hollywood actor who made a mistake.
He's got a clear face.
He's cool and I respect him.
You released a song the other day, right?
What's the title?
What was it?
It's that.
What was it?
I know.
He's an old man.
I know.
He's an old man.
Wait a minute.
What was it?
It's Miracle Donuts.
That's right.
Don't sing that.
It's a donut that melts in your mouth.
Sing it for me.
It melts in your mouth.
It's Japanese.
I don't know English.
But I didn't know the English version.
Then Kikuchi, sing the English version.
Miracle Donuts.
That's not it.
Rito, you're wrong.
Rito, sing the English version.
Miracle Donuts.
It's the same.
That's the chorus.
The end.
The talk battle is over after a song that makes no sense.
I'm back.
I'm mentally exhausted.
What happened in that room?
When I saw Ayarin, I thought it was going to be bad.
I don't like to mess around.
There are many.
The winner of the Hitaka Talk Battle is...
Ito Moero.
The winner of the first round is Ito Moero.
After this, he said a lot of things.
Let's stop.
The next battle is...
Matsui Sakiko vs. SKE Yuria Kizaki.
How is it?
Yuria is stupid, but she likes 2D.
She has a lot of imagination.
She's good at it.
I think she's good at it.
Matsui, what do you think?
Sakiko is good at turning.
Sakiko is a very creative person.
I like it.
She makes a lot of radio notes.
Really?
She's good at turning.
Let's get started.
What kind of reaction will they make?
Curtain open.
Yuria Peace.
Matsui, how do you feel?
I've been watching it.
I'm worried about what will happen.
Matsui is your senior, right?
I think so.
I'm nervous.
Be careful not to say the wrong word.
Let's say the wrong word.
No.
What should I call Matsui?
Sakiko.
Everyone calls me Sakiko.
That's right.
Sakicho.
Sakicho?
Sakicho.
Let's stop saying Sakicho.
Why?
Let's stop saying Sakicho.
Sakippo.
Let's say Sakicho and Sakippo and Ijiri Okada.
Why?
Sakiko.
Let's say Sakiko.
Let's start with the first topic.
Nadeshiko Japan.
Nadeshiko Japan is a representative of Japanese soccer girls.
They won the 2011 FIFA World Cup.
Do they know Nadeshiko Japan?
Or are they just pretending to know?
Talk Battle Start!
Do you know Nadeshiko Japan?
I've been here recently.
Do you like it?
I like it when people ask me if I like it or not.
But I'm really interested.
Who do you like?
The players.
I like the players who are the best.
The long hair type.
Shima.
Shima Saware.
Matsui.
Sakiko.
Sawa.
Who?
I like...
I like boys.
Saito.
I like Saito.
Do you call it shooting?
Shooting?
Shooting.
I'm excited.
Did they win this year?
Yes.
Japanese are excited.
What was the name of the tournament?
Well...
Word Cup?
Worst Cup?
Yes.
If you had to name someone else, what would you name them?
I'd name them Kunoichi Japan.
That's a strong name.
Like a ninja.
Kunoichi is a good name.
That's a good name.
Do you have anything?
I...
I like Miso Soup Japan.
Miso Soup Japan?
It's a good name.
I want to make miso soup every morning.
It's a good name.
What's your nickname?
Do you use ingredients?
Tofu.
Nameko.
She's young.
She's very smooth.
Nameko.
It sounds like a joke.
Who else?
Wakame.
Wakame?
Wakame.
Matsui is a good name.
Have you seen the weather forecast?
It was the best weather.
I want to see your performance.
I went to the bathroom and it was the best.
I want to see it.
Matsui, please say the goal.
I kicked the ball and the goal came in.
I will start.
Goal.
That's it.
That's right.
It's getting hot.
It's different from the dance you taught Matsui.
Matsui, please.
I want to see it.
I know.
Shoot and say the goal.
The goal came.
Goal.
Wakame.
The talk battle is over.
It was good.
It was difficult.
It was Nadeshiko Japan.
Did you know this?
I know a little.
I don't know much about soccer.
You talked a lot about it.
I will announce the winner.
The winner is...
Matsui.
Matsui won.
From now on, it will be a dream match.
I will play against each other.
Who will be chosen for the dream match?
The winner is...
I'm going to lose.
The dream match is Matsui vs Miyazawa.
The last time they played, they showed a great fight.
They are different from food.
It's really good.
It's good.
The cheese looks delicious.
The name is Sakiccho.
The name is Shimone Tama Shin.
The skin is also good.
The color is also good.
What is the theme of the talk given to them?
It's expensive.
What kind of talk will they talk about?
Talk battle.
I understand the meaning.
I understand that.
It's expensive.
Compared to the past, things are expensive.
It was 100 yen, but it's 120 yen.
It's expensive.
I see.
It's expensive.
Why is it expensive?
It's expensive because it's expensive.
It's expensive.
I didn't know.
It's expensive.
You can be regret if you say this.
I see.
It was expensive.
It's expensive.
When you said that, it's too pricey.
Mr.Takeru also ate something and said it was expensive.
I'm eating.
The one who ate eating at the price of money.
When did I learn cheap?
In junior high school.
How was it, everyone? Dream match
A high level battle that only the ones who fought can understand
It's difficult
It's hard to spread the word
Yes, it's already started to be a poverty-stricken situation
Miyazawa-san
She's getting irritated
What's wrong?
Is there a limit?
Even though they don't have any knowledge about Endaka
They still go through the
But it seems like there's a limit
So they change the topic of the talk
The next topic is
What will happen if Lady Gaga comes to stay over tonight?
How will the two of them answer this question?
What should we do?
Lady Gaga will come over tonight
Which house will she come from?
She's doing a Santa campaign
She'll come to the Japanese house
She'll stay there for a few minutes
If Lady Gaga likes her
She'll stay there for hours
She'll stay there until she shows her face
I'm happy about that
I want to close my eyes and go home
You want to close your eyes?
I want to close my eyes and go home
This time, the theme of Lady Gaga is to make a costume with vegetables
She'll make a costume with onions
Onion?
The onion's skin?
The onion's skin is pretty durable
If you use a normal stone, it'll stick
How will Lady Gaga use it?
It'll be cute
It might be cute
Lady Gaga is good at dancing
I want to see her sexy dance
What?
She's shaking again
Can I use the chair?
Sure
The chair?
Is there such a thing?
That's all
Like this
That's it
I'll go home
I saw her
I saw her from behind
There's a dance that Dan-san and Lady Gaga do together
Can Dan-san dance?
That one?
I want to dance someday
Then, together?
Yes
Dan-san's dance
When she sings,
I am a flower
I'll sing like that
There is someone in the air
I'm in the air
That's it?
That's it
That's the last one
Which one?
After this, the new song will be announced
On November 30, the new song,
HASHIRITAI 7 NEW SINGLE, Hibou Sanryoku will be released
H-H-E-M-P-O-D-Y
So, the winner of the dream match is
There is a winner?
This is the actual winner
What?
The winner is
Miwakata-san
I was so nervous
The last dance was so close
That was really like that
You were doing an erotic dance
How was it?
It was sexy
I was entangled
I moved my body and the timing was the same
It was close
Wajiri-san, you were close today
Really?
Was it okay?
It was bad