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Everyone, how are you?
This week's Child Machine is broadcast from the Magic Kingdom.
Today, we have a question letter.
Another lie letter.
It's from Takuji Kawakubo, who lives in Gunma Prefecture.
Thank you.
It's a lie at the age of 2.
What is the string coming out of Agota's chin?
It's a dog.
It's a long hair that comes out of a mole.
I don't want to say this before the show ends.
Are you a real bear?
Yes, I'm in it.
It's on air for about 8 minutes, but it's actually on air for about 20 minutes, so I don't know if I'll live or die every time.
That's right.
I'm sorry for the dreamless answer.
Well, it's a lie, so it's okay.
Well, let's start tonight.
Everyone together.
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's play with Paru Paru's Tsuru-Tte Asaro!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
You're so quick-witted, Guts Guts-kun.
What do you think will be made by looking at this material?
Because there is a dragon, the dragon moves like this, and this box goes like this.
Today, we're going to make a shakutori dragon.
A shakutori dragon?
If you pull or shrink the thread, it will move like a shakutori bug.
Wow!
Let's get started!
First, I want to make a hole here.
Let's see...
I want to try using the cutter for the first time.
The cutter is dangerous, isn't it?
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Alright, carefully...
Ah, the cutter is difficult.
You don't like the cutter?
I don't like it.
This time it's a bit difficult, isn't it?
No, it's easy.
It's amazing.
Put a notch here.
Put it here, too.
Then, put the rubber band here.
You're not hesitating today, are you?
Yes.
I think I can do it today, too.
Really?
Yes.
I feel like I can do it.
You can do it, right?
Yes, I can do it today.
This completes one.
I'll make a cut here.
Huh?
Is it different from what I thought?
It's a little different.
This is...
And...
Oh, I made a mistake.
Did you make a mistake?
What should I do?
I messed up.
It was the other way around.
The other way around?
It was this way.
I'm in trouble.
You're in trouble?
What should I do?
I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble for the first time.
What should I do?
Can you fix it now?
I can't put it on.
What should I do?
But it's fine.
Let's use a lot of cellophane tape.
Can we use a lot of tape?
Stick it on...
What's wrong?
I think I made a mistake.
You made a mistake, too.
What should I do?
I'm in trouble.
Let's do our best.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Actually, it's this way.
I see.
Actually, it's this way.
I see. Can't you do it the other way from now on?
No.
Well, it's okay.
Can you do it?
I think it's okay.
What's wrong?
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
I'm tired again today.
I made a mistake.
This is a complete failure.
I wonder if it's going to be a different toy.
It's a different toy.
Oh, what's this?
What kind of toy are we making today?
Today, we're making Chakutori Dragon.
Oh, it looks like it's going to work.
It looks like it's going to work.
Alright.
Thank you, Guzu Guzu-kun.
It looks like it's going to work today.
I think you can make a different kind of fun toy.
All right.
OK.
It's coming along nicely.
It's done!
Nobiru Nobiru Dragon is complete!
It's amazing! It's interesting!
It stretches diagonally, doesn't it?
The face is torn apart, but it stretches!
It's so much fun!
I wonder what's going on.
The dragon is growing.
The face of the dragon is growing vertically?
That's right.
Wow!
The dragon is growing!
At this point, Mr. Paru Paru is in a daze.
Unfortunately, he chose a different toy.
So, good children, please come here.
The box is assembled with a cellotape of Paru Paru San Hissatsu.
Why didn't you use it this time?
I'm really sorry.
There was a time when I made a hole in the box.
There was a time when I tied it with rubber.
There was a time when I put a string through the bottom.
Why is the finished product so different?
You did a great job.
Roku, the mystery?
What is your mystery?
Here it comes.
What kind of dog gets sick of everything?
What? What? Akita Prefecture?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Shall I tell you the answer?
It's a surprising answer, baby
The answer is a stupid dog
The stupid dog with no concentration is the correct answer
Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, rock
Please answer my mystery, mystery
I wonder if I'll be able to tell you
Here's the question!
I'll ask you to lend me something that belongs to someone
What planet is it? What planet is it?
What, what planet?
Buh buh buh
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer that will surprise you, baby
Goodbye
The answer is the Earth
Because only creatures exist on Earth
Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, rock
Do you know my mystery?
You probably don't, yeah
Here's the question
What is the role of a loser at a party?
What do you want to do?
Boo, boo, boo
Do you want me to tell you the answer?
An unbelievable answer, baby
I want to know the answer
When a person comes out
An emergency notice
Of course
Now, the question!
Let's meet at 12 o'clock at 9 o'clock
If you're late, what will you do?
Boom Boom
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer is 1 o'clock and a half
Don't think too much
Think honestly about me
I'll tell you a story.
Momotaro
One day, an old man went hunting in the mountains.
The old woman went to the river to wash clothes.
Then what happened?
A big peach came out of the river and said,
It's a river in the mountains, so it's not easy to catch a big peach.
If the flow is very fast, the weight of the peach exceeds 10 kg.
There was an unmeasurable pressure on my grandmother's body.
However,
my grandmother had been training in the mountains for many years and had the strength to carry the big peach out of the river.
On top of that, my grandfather used his strength to carry the big peach home.
He was very excited.
Wow, it's huge.
Let's cut it and eat it.
But his grandmother was calm.
You can't eat such a big peach, can you?
No, you can eat it.
No, you can't. It's 10 kg.
It's not about how big it is. It's super big.
If you eat all of this, it's poisonous.
I don't know what it means.
But I can't help but want to eat it.
If you leave it, you can just take it.
Grandma is calm.
Grandpa, think about it.
From the point where you cut it, it's somehow blackened.
It's going to be messy soon, isn't it?
Look at it.
Look at the ground and the ground.
It's already a little messy.
If you cut it like this, it will be messy in no time.
Then the rest will rot in no time.
If you leave it at home that the peach is rotten,
It's already smelly and I can't stand it.
Isn't it okay if you leave it in a cool place?
What?
What? Are you serious about that?
Then let's say you left it in a cool place.
An hour later, it's all black.
You're going to eat that, aren't you?
You're really going to eat it, aren't you?
The old man said with a straight face.
I'm sorry about that.
If you don't eat that, you'll be a prey for the crows.
If you let such a big thing rot, you'll be like a Hitchcock's bird.
You'll be like a Hitchcock's bird.
Why did you go to the second floor?
The old man and the old woman quarreled for more than three hours.
Finally, the old man said as if he was throwing up.
Then why did you bring it all the way here?
I don't even want to eat it.
The old woman said a little.
Sorry.
The momentum.
After all, the two were not confident that they could feel the big peach.
When I left it, I was afraid of becoming a Hitchcock's bird.
I decided to return the peach to the river.
When I brought it up,
the ground under my feet was starting to shake a little.
I felt like something was moving inside my thighs,
but the two were too scared of the Hitchcock's bird form,
so they threw their thighs into the river.
That's all.
Summer is coming soon. When summer comes, I want to go to the sea with everyone.
It's okay to go to the sea in Japan. I don't say it's useless.
Summer is coming soon.
I got stabbed by a jellyfish and my legs got swollen
Onee-chan was so sunburned that she was crying
Papa dropped his glasses into the sea
After all, I love the sea when summer comes
After all, I want to go to the sea
I want to go to the sea
Summer is coming soon
If it gets hot
The sea is fun
It's okay to go to the nearby sea
Going to Hawaii is an entertainer
Last year I buried my dad in the sand
I was stepped on by everyone unnoticed
My brother is a scary person
I was robbed of money
I don't want my mom to become a swimsuit
I was robbed of money
After all, I love the sea
When summer comes
Still, I want to go to the sea
I want to go to the sea
If the dog walks, it will hit the stick.
If all five people can get the correct answer within one minute of the time limit, you will clear the game.
Leave it to me. I'll do it.
Do your best!
Oh?
America?
Did I say that?
Hotel?
America?
I don't know.
America?
I don't know.
Calm down.
What?
America! America! America! America!
Wait wait wait!!
America! America! America!
Wait wait wait! America! America! America!
I can't find anything but Hawaii!
America!
I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
America! America! America!
America! America!
Nooooo, I mean...
Hey, hey, hey!
Are they really?
The last one is the hiragana quiz.
If you can't answer the question in 30 seconds, you'll get a punishment.
Today's question is this.
Ka-mi-ku-ni-niku-ni-ji.
That's fast.
One shot?
Correct!
Yay!
That's fast.
Yes, it is.
No punchline today.
You don't have one, do you?
No, I don't.
I used to have one every time.
What? You used to have one every time?
I used to have a punchline every time, but not today.
I'll punchline you!
So fast!
You'll do it?
If I have one every time, I'll do it this time, too.
Really?
Let's do it today, too.
Let's do it.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megutan's punchline.
Remember it.
Megutan's Punchline
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