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Everyone, how are you doing?
This week's Child Machine is also from the Magic Kingdom.
Today, I will introduce a letter.
I got a letter.
It's from Hideki Kubota, who lives in Tochigi Prefecture. He is three years old.
What? A three-year-old is sending a letter to such a late-night show?
Megutan, good evening. I'm three years old, but...
I always wake up late at night and enjoy the show.
You're not three years old, are you?
I drew Megutan's face on my own today,
so I'd like to share it with you.
If you take part in the show,
I'll be very encouraged.
Three years old?
And this is the second page.
Wow, Hideki-kun, you're a genius.
I'm not three years old.
Thank you, Hideki-kun.
I hope you become Picasso in the future.
I can't become Picasso.
Let's start tonight.
Let's do it together.
I'm going to ignore it tonight.
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's find the mistakes!
Now we're going to show you a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know the answer, raise your hand and answer.
Hey, leave it to me today.
What?
What? Why?
Actually, I got a temporary income yesterday.
What?
When I said that, I thought it was today because I lost my salary yesterday.
Really?
Coincidentally, I was thinking the same thing.
You're going to treat me to a meal?
What are you going to do?
Well, for now,
I'll take care of today's work.
What? What? What?
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait a minute.
What?
If you want to treat me, I'll buy you steak.
I'll buy you expensive food, too.
Fine. Bring it on.
Let's go!
Got it!
Good.
Bring it on.
Well, I'm not hungry.
Me neither.
By the way, me neither.
Then, there's no point in bringing it on.
Of course.
I'm going to the bathroom.
That's not what we're going to do.
Come on, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
I won't ask you for anything anymore.
Thank you very much.
Poor thing.
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
Okay.
Ready, set, rock-paper-scissors.
Next is rock-paper-scissors.
Wait a minute.
The winner will pay for this.
Now, did you find the three mistakes?
The answer is correct!
The person at the table is a popular comedian.
And he's trying to pay for the waitress.
Did you find the third one?
The person next to you is eating something that's not on the menu.
If you didn't find it, be careful next time!
I can't say that I love you
Help me, Ucoma
Hey, take me to the toilet
I'm not embarrassed anymore
Poop Man!
That's right, Poop Man
I'm pooping
with my whole body
Help me, Poop Man
I'm pooping
I don't even want to go out
Now I'm just going to go out
If I go out, I'll be all over the country
I don't even want to go out
Uncoba, Uncoba...
Bacon Cheese
Garlic bread
New face
Say hello
In the circle
Ah! Ah! Wait!
Frog! Frog!
Frog's
Frog in the stomach
What was it?
What is this?
I don't know.
Two birds with one stone.
A frog in the fire.
Paru Paru's
Let's make and play!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
You're so quick-witted.
What do you think will be made by looking at this material?
Paru Paru-san is here.
That's right. Paru Paru-san is here today.
Paru Paru-san is going to dance in this field.
Today, I'm going to make Paru Paru-san.
What is Paru Paru-san?
If you put Paru Paru-san here and let it go, Paru Paru- san will roll over and fall.
It's like rolling over.
It's really easy today.
Everyone can do it! Let's do it!
Let's make it right away.
Cut it in half.
You said it was easy today.
It's really easy today.
In a flash?
Cut it like this.
Like this.
What?
I can't make it.
What?
I can't make it.
I wonder.
Huh?
What's wrong?
This is strange.
It's different from what I expected.
Huh?
It's really easy today, isn't it?
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes.
Really.
Really easy?
Really easy.
Alright.
Like this.
Oh, you're going to fasten it.
Like this.
I'm going to use cellophane tape.
You're good at using cellophane tape.
Yes, fasten it.
I'll put Paru Paru-san here.
What?
Put it here.
It's done!
What was it again?
Shiriagari Paru Paru-san!
It's done!
Let's play!
Paru Paru-san, you're really good at this.
That's right, I'm getting ready to roll.
Now, let's start!
Amazing!
You rolled over!
Paru Paru-san!
What's wrong?
I did it!
You did it!
It's fun!
Today is the most fun!
That's right!
Let's try it too!
Good!
Let's put this over here.
Just roll it around.
Roll, roll, roll!
Paru Paru-san!
Paru Paru-san, you're going to fall.
Paru Paru-san!
It rolls around a lot.
It's my first success, Guzu Guzu-kun!
Your first?
Huh?
Your first success?
Today was a huge success!
That's right.
Let's play again! It's fun!
Guzu Guzu-kun, do it!
One, two, three!
One more time!
One, two, three!
Wow!
Amazing!
Everyone can do this!
That's right!
Amazing!
What's wrong?
I'm having a lot of fun today!
Happy!
Yay!
We're going to play a lot today, aren't we?
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I was happy that I was able to do it, but here are the good kids.
Of course, the hair is curled up vertically, and when the side is firmly covered, the battery is put into there, and the other side is also covered to make it stick together.
The rolling is different. Excellent.
I'll tell you a story.
The return of the crane.
One day, an old man found a crane trapped in a mountain.
Ah, what a pitiful thing to do.
A beautiful crane like this.
The old man took the crane out of the trap.
Then the crane flew away with a voice of joy.
That night, when the old man told the old woman this story,
When the old woman was excited, she heard the sound of knocking on the door.
Hmm?
At this late hour, the old man and the old woman approached the door, wondering who it was.
The old man said,
Who are you?
Then, the voice of a thin woman came back.
I am a traveler who got lost in this mountain.
I am sorry, but can you stop it?
The old woman said,
No, I am scared.
But the kind old man is positive.
If you are in trouble, let's stop it.
No, if you open it so easily,
I will help you.
He may be just a man who makes a woman's voice.
Then, the man comes in as soon as he opens the door,
and takes our money.
He thinks too much.
Poor woman.
No, no, no.
The woman...
I'm not going to travel alone on this road.
It's definitely a scam.
A traveler scam.
No, I'm seriously thinking too much.
I hear a voice from the outside.
I'm not a scammer.
Please let me in.
Please.
However,
the old woman
does not give up as a wish.
Finally.
The old woman said.
What?
You want to stop me because I'm a woman?
No.
So don't say that.
Absolutely.
You want to show a woman a good place.
You want to be told that I'm super kind and cool, right?
The end.
If you want Asia. You're thinking about something like A wa Yokuba, right?
don't think about it I'm not thinking about it.
I, grandma, you know I'm a one-track, right?
What a lie. One-track is a lie.
Lies, lies, lies. A lie, a lie, a lie.
Five years ago, I briefly met Kiyoshi from the neighboring village. Five years ago, I met Kiyo-san from the neighboring village.
You think I don't know?
What is it?
It's a misunderstanding. Kiyo-san wants to say that kind of thing casually.
Finally, the old man and the old woman have a big fight.
The old woman will reveal the old man's cheating one after another.
The troubled old man said,
It's okay. After all, I...
I'm back at my grandmother's place.
Don't say anything convenient.
Hey, traveler.
You're actually a man, aren't you?
Then let's cheat on me.
No, I'm a woman.
TSUKA.
I'm a crane.
No, I don't need that.
Come on, I'll put you in, so hold me.
The old man was angry.
Young man, next week is my grandmother's birthday.
I want you to eat delicious fish.
I go fishing in the mountains every day.
What?
You remembered.
Of course.
Happy birthday.
Grandpa.
Come here.
I love you.
That's why.
Traveler, please go somewhere else.
I can't tell you anywhere else.
Well, it's okay.
I don't know what you mean by okay.
I'm a crane, old man.
Oh, are you a crane, not a scammer?
Oh, Grandpa, the fire of Irori was burning fiercely.
The end.
Today is my favorite curry day!
But I don't like carrots! Leave them!
That's when Papa said
The carrots I left behind
The carrots everyone left behind
Come together and become a mountain
The crows eat up the huge candy
And come to attack the earth
The friends of justice won't appear
The self-defense force won't be able to fight back
Eat a carrot, I'm a hero
Eat a mouse too
Giant candy
It's going to destroy the earth
Avengers won't come
Abe-san and his mom won't come
Eat a carrot
We'll protect the Earth!
Itadakimasu!
The last one is Hiragana Quiz!
Megu-tan, if you can't answer the question in 30 seconds, you'll be punished.
No!
Today's question is this!
What is it?
Ani!
Nini!
Nini?
Niki!
Nini!
Huh?
There are two Ninis.
Huh?
The same word?
Huh?
Huh? What's this?
Huh?
Nini...
Nini?
What?
Nini only appears in the video!
What should I do?
You don't have any other Nini, right?
I don't have any other hiragana other than Nini.
Really? Is that possible?
There is nothing other than Nini.
Well...
Not Nini...
Well...
Boo-boo!
The correct answer is W.
It was W.
W?
Ah, AWA.
NIWA.
WAKI.
WANI.
Ah, I see, there was W too.
Only two came out.
Two, all in my head was two.
No, there is also W.
That's right, there is also W.
Then, the punishment is a punchline.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megu-tan's punchline.
Remember!