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Everyone, how are you doing?
This week's episode of Child Machine is broadcast from the land of magic.
It's about time for the summer to come.
I wonder if my friends are okay.
Yeah, it's not that cold yet.
What are you worried about?
I'm worried that my friends might get cold.
The weather might get cold,
but your friends won't get cold, so it's okay.
Aren't you worried about your friends?
I might be feeling a little down, but I don't know.
All right, Meg-tan is going to blow away the rain.
No, the rain is the rain, and it's an important blessing for crops.
Then Meg-tan will be feeling down instead of everyone, so don't feel down, okay?
Feeling down.
Wow, Meg-tan is feeling down.
Meg-tan has to be feeling down.
Yes, I've changed my mind.
That's fast.
Well then, let's begin this week.
Everyone together, Saturday Night Child Machine!
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's look for mistakes!
From now on, there will be a lot of normal family lessons.
But there are three mistakes in it.
Raise your hand if you know the answer.
Do you plan to have a summer vacation soon?
Aren't you in a hurry?
No, I have to plan my schedule for the day.
I made it last year, but I couldn't protect it at all.
That's why.
I woke up at 4 a.m. every morning to jog.
I had a feeling I was going to pass out.
Be careful this time.
I guess waking up is the key.
I guess...
6 a.m.?
No, 6 a.m. is the day you pass out.
The day you pass out.
I don't usually wake up at 8 a.m.
So, 7 a.m. then?
No, no, no.
I can't do that.
I can't take a summer break.
It's going to be a long day, so let's order some fries.
That's a good idea.
Here you go.
Here you go, here you go.
So, I wake up at 9 a.m.?
What do you think?
I'd like to wake up at 9 a.m.
I want to spend the day in the morning.
What do you do in the morning?
What? Well...
I look at the sky.
And I listen to Terry's advice.
Is that what you mean?
I guess not.
But there's nothing else to do.
Don't you just study?
I'm not the type to turn my head in the morning.
Doesn't that mean I'm awake then?
Yes, it does.
So, I'm awake at 11?
That's right.
You have an hour left in the morning.
You have a way to spend it, right?
I guess so.
But I'm already feeling refreshed.
I don't think I'll be able to do anything if I just listen to the sound of my heart beating.
Besides, Okada's opinion isn't a good one.
Then why don't we go for a walk or jog?
I can't do that in the summer.
I don't like the temperature above 30 degrees Celsius.
Then there's no point in waking up at 11 o'clock, right?
Right.
Then let's make it 13 o'clock.
Okay.
May I help you?
One potato.
Of course.
What do you do when you wake up at 3 o'clock?
I study.
I told you that you can't study in the morning.
But it's not morning.
You wake up at 3 o'clock, and you spend at least 4 hours in the morning.
So you can't study until evening.
I see.
Do you sleep until 5 o'clock?
Then you won't be able to study until 9 o'clock, right?
I usually start playing games at that time.
So you can't study for a minute.
That's right.
What a difficult schedule I have.
Did you find 3 mistakes?
The answer is correct.
The bell on the table is the sound of the train.
And the waitress has a strange stick that Shontoku has.
Did you find the third one?
The potato in the next seat is Mahjong.
If you can't find it, be careful next time.
My dad is a chief of staff
He's scolded by the chief and hated by his subordinates
He's standing right in the middle
My height is 170cm, and I'm in the middle
My weight is 65kg, and I'm in the middle
All of them are middle-sized, so I'm a middle- sized daddy
I like that kind of daddy
But my mom doesn't like it
Daddy, my daddy is
I'm the head of the department, and I'm in charge of business management.
My business performance is always pretty good.
That's why I'm always in the middle.
The seat is 200g in the middle
The beer is always in the middle
Everything is in the middle
Always in the middle
Papa
I love you, Papa
You don't have to be a chief
I was born in Nagoya, in the middle of Japan
I always go out in the middle of the clouds
Which one is the middle?
Today is also the middle
Papa
Papa, do your best
Because I will also be a chief
The limit of what you can think of!
Rie-man-shoku!
Paru-paru-san's
Let's make and play!
Paru-paru-san, what are you going to make today?
Today...
Guzu-Guzu-kun, what do you think will happen when you see this stage?
There are a lot of straws.
That's right, there are a lot of straws.
It's completely different, Guzu-Guzu-kun.
More and more amazing.
What?
More and more fun.
Fun?
What is it?
The straws go hand and foot and walk like this.
It's a little close.
Really?
Today...
We're going to make Batabata Niwatori.
Batabata Niwatori?
The arms and legs move at the same time.
At the same time?
Yes.
Wow.
Yes.
Sounds fun.
That's why the chicken flies away.
What? It flies away?
I don't know if it flies away or not, but it flutters.
Flutters?
Yes.
Wow.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Let's make Batabata Niwatori.
Uzuguzu-kun, today I made two chicken faces and wings in advance.
Is that so?
Let's get started.
It's like a cooking show.
That's right.
First of all, let's make the legs.
Bend the legs like this.
There are two on this side, so I'll bend this one, and I'll put the washing scissors in here.
I see.
I'll put this one in, too.
Now, the legs are complete.
That's fast.
Isn't it fast?
So this is what happens.
The box becomes the body, right?
Yes, the box becomes the body.
Then you have to make a mechanism, right?
Because it moves.
Pull it with a thread.
Cut it in half.
And then, cut it in half.
Like this.
Is it a ball knot?
Good.
And then...
Ah!
And then...
Put it inside here.
Inside the foot.
Put it inside.
Oh, I see. If you pull the string like this, your legs will move.
Oh, I see.
Isn't that right?
Oh, I see.
That's right.
That means...
Put your hand...
Put your hand inside your hand.
Put it inside your hand.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Will it move?
How do you come up with this kind of toy?
I guess it's my imagination.
From zero?
You think about this kind of toy.
I come up with it right away.
When did you come up with this?
Last night.
You haven't made it yet?
No, I made it once.
I see.
That's how you did it?
Yes, that's how I did it.
Up to this point, I was doing well.
My hands are like this, so my hands and feet are like this.
The wings come here.
That's right.
And this is the face, right?
So...
It should be like this.
If you tie the string like this, it will move.
It will move.
After all, if you just make it yesterday, you will forget it.
Oh, but that's not the case. I'll cut my hand in half and put it in here.
Oh, you're going to put it in after all.
I'll pass it through.
His hands and feet will be attached to it, too.
I'll stick my hand on the box like this.
Then, stick hands...
I'll take it.
Oh.
OK.
And...
Attach the face.
Attach...
I'll stick it here, too.
So that your hand doesn't fall off.
Attach...
And put this straw...
Here...
And put it here...
Is it done?
Really?
Yay!
Pata Pata Chicken is done!
Do you play with your hands?
You pull the straw like this, and if you do it up and down, your hands and legs will move.
Really?
Yes.
Can I do it?
Yes.
Like this?
Ah, it's a little wobbly.
Eh?
And then?
Let's play with Paru Paru-san.
Wobbly, wobbly, wobbly!
Eh?
Wobbly, wobbly, wobbly!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Eh?
See? You play like this.
Ah, my legs...
They're all crumpled up.
It's okay, it's okay.
Eh?
And then?
With this.
Flutter, flutter, flutter.
The face is fluttering.
The hands and feet are not like this.
It seems to be a face today.
Is that so?
I was mistaken.
It's a face.
That's right.
The hands are fluttering.
I think it's pata-pata.
Here you are, my good children.
Mr. Paru Paru, why did you use the outside of the box?
Of course, we will make a device inside.
Attach the straw to the lid of the box and attach the wings.
Attach the head to the front and the legs are the last.
Tie the string that connects the wings and legs inside tightly.
The legs and wings are tightly tied. Well done!
Let's do it again today!
I'll tell you a story.
A rabbit and a turtle.
One day, when the turtle was walking,
a rabbit passed by and said,
You are so slow to walk.
I said.
The turtle was cut off.
What does it mean to make a fool of yourself without any pretense?
I got it.
Then, let's have a match.
The rabbit refused.
I don't want to.
100%. I can see the result.
The turtle is getting more and more angry.
Don't underestimate the turtle.
All right.
It's a game in a month.
Until then, I'll train the turtle.
It's impossible.
Even if you train the turtle,
the turtle's anger will not subside.
All right.
10,000 years later, let's have a match.
Then the turtle will evolve and gain the ability to walk fast.
Don't talk about a grand romance in this situation.
Anyway, let's have a match.
That's why I don't like it.
I don't want to waste my energy.
Let's have a match.
The turtle was quite persistent,
but the rabbit didn't come to the match.
Eventually,
they got along and broke up.
That's all.
Hey, mom
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that Manako came up with
Shabu-shabu?
I don't have that much time
It's not the time to eat meat
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that you put out your butt
Kimchi hotpot?
I'm not a peyongjun
I heard that children don't eat gochujang in the morning
Please forgive me, mama
Hey mama, you're so silly
Let me eat breakfast
I was surprised at the menu I put out
I can't do it
It's not the time to roll
I can't do the work of baking and cutting
Please forgive me
The last one is the hiragana quiz!
Yay!
Megu-tan, if you can't answer the quiz within 30 seconds, you'll be punished.
No!
Then, today's question is this!
Ta-da!
Oh!
Hmm?
Sake!
No.
Ike!
Hmm...
Sa...
Hmm?
Sa...
Hmm?
So...
So-i
I-i
Hmm?
Boo-boo!
The correct answer is
To!
To?
Sato?
Sato
Ito
To?
Tohno.
Tohno?
Yes.
Tohno-sama.
It's difficult.
The punishment is Panchira.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megu-tan's Panchira.
Remember.
Tohno-sama's Panchira