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Everyone, how are you?
This week's episode of Child Machine is also from the Magic Kingdom.
This is the 6th episode of the show.
How long do you think we'll be able to continue?
I think it'll be one cool episode.
One cool episode?
It's been 3 months, so we're already halfway through.
What? We're only halfway through?
What should we do to keep this up?
You'll have to do your best, Producer Mori.
Mori, you're welcome.
But recently, you seem to be interested in Omokuro.
What do you think?
What did you say?
Mori, you're so full of energy!
Don't get mad.
If you have a friend to back you up, you might be able to keep going.
Let's get started!
Let's do it together!
Saturday Night Child Machine!
We hope you enjoyed the video!
We are looking forward to your comments!
Let's look for mistakes!
Now, you will see a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
Raise your hand if you know the answer.
Do you want to do that again?
Do you want to do it?
I wonder if there is.
Okay, I'll do my best today.
Well then.
Now, let's start the third round of Kimoichi Itoi competition!
Ootoro's nigiri, but Ootoro's color is blue!
Kimoi!
Let's go!
A chair, a seat, and the warmth of the old man sitting in front of me.
Gross!
An egg from the liposome.
It's a unique world as always.
I've come to win.
This is bad.
Before that, let's drink some cola.
Here you go!
Oh, no.
Now, now.
Go.
This one's hard.
Gorgonzola.
That's not gross.
Electric shock!
Here it is!
It's the gorgonzolaRa!
I just can't believe how gorgonzolaRa it's going to look like out here!
Okay, okay.
Go on, go on.
Go?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...
Go...go, go...go, go, go...go...go, go, go...go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go...
Go.
Well, that's not important.
Go...go...
That's it!
It's a crow, isn't it? I see it every day.
Oh, no. It's already gone.
It's black.
Shouldn't we get away from it?
Black?
It's full of dark spots!
Gross!
That was close.
Yasmin, Rina, and I...
Rizu are all over the place.
I have a good idea.
I have one.
What is it?
It's D.
D again?
There are so many Ds.
I'm going to win.
Apples.
Apples taste better than oranges.
I'm going crazy.
R?
R.
Did you find three mistakes?
Then the correct answer is
The spare wheel on the table is Katsura Sanshi
And the waitress responds in Swahili
Did you find the third one?
Out of the potato
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time
NaZo NaZo NaZo NaZo NaZo Rock
Take my NaZo NaZo
I can never answer
Next question
Nandemo sugu ni akichau inu tte
Every dog gets tired of everything
Don'na inu? Don'na inu?
What kind of dog? What kind of dog?
Nani? Nani? Akidaken?
What? What? Akidaken?
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Nandemo sugu ni akichau inu tte
A stupid dog with no concentration is the correct answer
Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery Rock
My mystery, mystery, please answer
but can you answer
Then the problem!
I'll ask you to give me something to eat right away
The planet is, the planet is
What is it? A planet?
I'll ask you to give me something to eat right away
Shall I tell you the answer?
A surprising answer, baby
The answer is the Earth
Because only creatures exist on Earth
Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, rock
Do you understand my mystery?
You probably don't, yeah
Here's the question
What is the role of a loser at a party?
What do you want to do?
Boo, boo, boo
Shall I tell you the answer?
An unbelievable answer, baby
I want to dig into the answer
When a person comes out
It's a big deal
Of course
Then the question
We meet at 12 o'clock
If you're 90 minutes late,
What do you want to do?
Boo, boo, boo
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer is 1 o'clock
It's a big deal
Don't think too much
Think honestly about me
I don't know the answer, but I'll do my best to answer it!
Hayabusa
Paruparu-san's
Let's make and play!
Paruparu-san, what are you going to make today?
You are always in a hurry
I want to make it as soon as possible
What do you think will come out when you see this material, Guzu Guzu-kun?
There's a hangar, isn't there?
Hangar and monsters
It's a little close
Really? Is it close?
Yes, I'm going to make a gobo hangar today
Gobo hangar?
I made a hangar version of the car that I packed and released my hand once before, right?
I made it
And today is the hangar version
Yes
A monster?
You said you wanted a monster.
So it's not a monster.
I can make a monster run.
You can make a monster run?
Wow!
I want to make that!
Let's make that!
Here we go!
Let's make it right away.
First of all,
The hanger that will be the base.
Stretch it out like this.
Stretch it out.
This part should be square like this.
It's a shape of a stone.
Yes.
And then...
It's easy.
Really?
Yes.
First of all, you have to put on the rubber band.
So, help me with this.
Yes.
There are two of these, right?
Yes.
Just one...
Put this one rubber band on the other rubber band and throw it like this.
Try it up to here.
What?
I wonder if I can do it.
Throw it inside.
Throw it inside?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like this?
I think I can do it.
I did it!
Then...
I did it, I did it.
Put it in here.
It's a little difficult, but...
Put it in here.
Put it in here like this.
And pull it.
That's difficult.
See, if you pull it, it becomes like this.
Oh, wow.
That's a bit...
Can't you do it?
It's a bit difficult with my hands.
Then...
Put this rubber band on the ball.
This is...
It's better to be strong, so today we're not going to use cellophane tape, but tape.
Let's use tape.
This tape.
It's a tape with a color, right?
Put it on the tape and stick it here.
Then stick it to this ball.
In the meantime, you can make a monster.
Monster?
Yes.
Monster...
Okay.
Then I'll use this paper.
But it's a monster of this size.
This square monster?
Yes.
So...
That's why...
Like this...
See? Like this.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
The face comes here, and the eyes come here.
I see. I got it.
OK.
With this...
Ah!
It's cool!
The monster has a big mouth.
It's cool!
Ta-da!
It looks good.
Ta-da!
OK.
Then...
I'll stick the rubber band here again.
OK.
If I don't stick it firmly, it'll come off.
OK, let's make it longer this time.
Now, let's make the tail of the monster.
The tail of the monster?
Yes, the tail, so make it smaller.
OK, let's make it with this paper.
Oh, this one is already completed.
Really? That's fast.
I'm going to put the face that Guzu Guzu-kun drew on here.
It's done.
Is that a tail?
That's a tail.
Make it a little cuter.
Make it cuter?
It's just a circle.
Oh, it's broken.
Let's stop a lot.
Paruparu-san, you don't have any duct tape, do you?
Huh?
Duct tape.
Duct tape?
Yeah.
Duct tape is strong.
Then go buy some.
Huh?
Go buy some duct tape.
Huh?
Pashiri?
Huh?
I don't have any today.
I don't have any money.
Huh?
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Then I'll just use this tail.
Is that okay?
But this is the tail, so it's fine. I won't use this.
You won't use this?
It's done.
Really? It's done?
Yay!
Okay.
What was this again?
What was it again?
Go Go Hangar!
Go Go Hangar?
Yeah.
Go Go Hangar is complete!
First, you spin the ball.
Like this. Can you see it?
And then...
It looks like it's moving really fast.
Then you let it go.
Just let it go.
Wanna try it?
Can I?
Sure.
Hold it here.
And then just let it go.
Here we go!
Pull it.
Let's try it again.
Pull it.
Paru Paru-san.
It's done.
Paru Paru-san, didn't you push it quite a bit?
Is that so?
Like that?
One, two...
Ten! Ah!
Good job, Guzugasa-kun!
It's a male toy.
What?
I've played with male toys before.
Can I try again?
Sure.
Just let go?
Pull it out.
And try without this.
One, two...
This time it's a back style.
That's right. I'm leveling up.
Last time it was the one that went forward.
This time it's the one that goes back.
Great!
Yeah!
It's fun!
Exciting!
Exciting?
Good children, please come here.
First of all, it's correct until you stretch the hanger.
Put a little bit of rubber on both sides of the hanger.
Make it into a ball.
Attach the elephant that you made beforehand.
Then pull it back.
It's fast! The elephant is fast!
Even though it's an elephant.
Well done.
Welcome.
I ordered a ping-pong ball.
I spilled the drink on the floor.
Wait a minute.
I cleaned the room.
I have a baby.
What?
I have a baby.
I brought something and dropped it.
Wait, how do you say that again?
Um, scoop?
What?
Eh?
That?
Why are you happy?
I don't get it!
See?
Isn't it strange?
Ah...
Is it good?
What is that?
Since I made it for you, if you get a little more excited, I'm going to go BOOM!
BOOM!
I'll forgive you if you're that happy.
What? You want me to make it again?
You're really selfish.
Then tell me you love me.
Tell me you love me.
If you say you like it, I'll make it for you again.
All right, all right. I love it too.
What? You want to see it again?
Oh, no. You're eating.
You're not running, are you?
You're such a troublesome kid, aren't you?
Actually, when you're eating, you sleep with your eyes closed.
Ta-da!
There's a balloon here.
Let's go.
Are you surprised?
I can't surprise you, can I?
Let's go. Watch me.
Ta-da!
One, two...
Wait a minute.
One, two...
Ta-da!
It doesn't break even if you stab it.
Look.
It doesn't break even if you stab it.
It's okay to pull it out.
How is it?
It's mysterious, isn't it?
It means that the top of the balloon is still sticky.
Cute, cute animals
Basically, they're cute
I found something a little creepy about them
A cute little hippo with a ribbon-like tail
But his eyes are red from the sun and the sunburn
When he runs away from his enemies
He spits poop on his tail
Cute, cute animals
Basically, they're cute
I found something creepy about them
Koala is a big flower in a big body
But the male is out of love
I'm scared of my voice
The yukari I always eat
Actually, it's very poisonous
It's a little gross, Koala
Koala
If you eat it at a sushi restaurant, you'll have to pay a lot of money
It's a little annoying, isn't it, Nanko-san?
Cute, cute animals
I found a bit creepy place
Then, let's begin the Hiragana Quiz!
Yay!
Megu-tan, if you can't answer in 30 seconds, you'll get a punishment.
No!
Then, today's question is…
Huh?
Floor
Oh, dream?
Dream
Comment!
Me-shi.
Me-shi?
Memo.
Me.
Correct!
Yay!
You did well.
I got stuck with Me-shi.
Me-shi?
Me-shi, right?
I did it.
You did well.
So I don't have to punchline this week, right?
Yeah.
You don't have to punchline this week.
You don't have to.
What?
You don't have to punchline.
I don't have a punchline.
You don't, huh?
What?
I thought you had one.
You thought I had one?
Yeah.
Then I'll punchline.
No way!
I don't have one.
You show me so easily.
If you think I have one, I'll punchline.
Yay!
Everyone on TV, remember the words in Megutan's punchline.
Remember!
Watch the next one!