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Everyone, how are you doing?
This week's Chairo's Machines is also from the Magic Kingdom.
It was a late-night broadcast on TV,
but now it's a morning broadcast!
No, no, no, Meg-tan.
It's the same late-night program as usual.
What?
I heard it was before the show called Good Morning.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Even if it was before Good Morning,
it was before Good Morning, so it was the Third Generation.
It wasn't in the morning. It was late at night.
If you press this show a lot, it'll be about that time.
Hmm. If it's a cheerful friend, it must be the Third Generation.
Hmm. In that case, a friend has to sleep in the evening.
Huh?
Everyone!
Please sleep in the evening.
No way, no way, no way.
Well then, let's get started tonight.
Everyone together.
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's look for mistakes!
Now, you will see a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know the answer, raise your hand and answer!
What do you think of Abe's mix?
It's good, isn't it?
What do you think?
Abe-chan is doing his best.
Abe's mix.
I don't really get it.
Yasumi, don't you think the fries are delicious these days?
Yeah, maybe.
That's Abe's mix, too.
No way.
Abe's mix has made farmers very motivated.
They're motivated, and they're working hard on potatoes, too.
So, the people who cut and fry the potatoes
say, Abe's mix, Abe's mix, and they're working very hard.
Abe's mix is amazing.
I don't really get it.
Then try it. You'll get it.
Yes, that's it!
Recently, Yoshimura has suddenly become kind.
That's because of Abe's mix.
Is that so?
Why?
Yoshimura...
English teacher, right?
English equals...
America.
America,
I really like
Abenomics.
I like it.
From America,
I want to go to Japan.
I'm sending a good wind.
It's a very good wind.
Obama-chan is sending it.
Obama-chan is Yes, we can.
Yes, we can.
It's a very good wind.
It's coming from the Pacific Ocean.
It's coming hard, so it's coming hard.
It's coming hard.
It's like Abbe's Mix Bravo.
It's coming like this.
I feel like it has a positive effect on Japanese people who can speak English.
That's why it's called Yes We Can.
Yoshimura was also influenced by Obama-chan.
It was very good.
As a result, it was kind.
It was wonderful.
Abbe's mix is wonderful?
That's right.
One delicious potato, please.
Understood!
Do you understand Abbe's mix?
Somehow.
As expected of Abbe-chan.
Somehow, recently my hair is getting dry.
That's because of Abenomics.
There's a negative side to it?
Somehow, that's because
Abenomics is doing really well.
The results are good.
The atmosphere is good and the energy is up.
It's really good.
Really good.
Now, did you find three mistakes?
Then the correct answer!
The table bell is the voice of mahjong
And the waitress is the white person who is popular now
Did you find the third one?
The person next to you is sleeping, but his eyes are open
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time!
Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery Mystery ROCK!
My mystery, mystery, take it!
You can never answer!
Then the question!
You'll get tired of everything quickly!
What kind of dog is a dog?
What kind of dog?
What? What?
Akita dog?
Shall I tell you the answer?
A surprising answer, baby
The answer is stupid
Will I be able to answer?
Here's the question!
What is the planet that asks you to give it to someone?
What is the planet?
What is it?
Mars?
What is the planet?
Shall I tell you the answer?
A surprising answer, baby
Goodbye
We are the Earth
Because only the earth exists
We are the only living things
Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Rock!
Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery
Rock!
Do you know my mystery?
I'm sure you don't know, but I'm sure you don't know
Next question!
What do you want to do?
Boo, boo, boo
Shall I tell you the answer?
An unbelievable answer, baby
The answer is, I want to struggle
When a person comes out
Occasionality
Of course
Now, the question
At 12 o'clock, we meet
If you're 90 minutes late, how many minutes?
What do you want to do?
Boo, boo, boo
Shall I tell you the answer?
The answer is, at 1 o'clock
It's decided, isn't it?
Don't think too much
Think honestly about me
Mr. rice of the commander
I will play a wonderful melody today
Let's make and play Paru Paru
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
You are quick-witted
What do you think will be made by looking at this material?
Bicycle
Paru Paru-san, today I will make a round squid
I will make a round squid?
Yes
You will connect the squid to the stick
and when you spin the stick
the squid's legs will spin
10 times
What?
What does it mean?
It's a little difficult
I don't know
It looks fun
I will explain again
You will connect the squid to the stick
You will connect the squid to the stick with a rubber band
When you spin the stick, the squid's legs will spin
The squid's legs will spin
So the squid's legs will open
Let's make it!
Okay, let's get started.
First, let's make squid legs.
Let's make legs.
Okay, help me with this.
Okay.
You have to put weight on the legs.
So, cut the straw along this size.
Cut the straw along this size?
Yes.
So, you have to cut 10 of them.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
You're skipping every time.
This is hard.
Should I do it like this?
Yes, like this.
I'm going to stick it with rice tape.
Okay.
Can you help me with this?
Just stick it like this.
Got it.
And then...
Can you do it?
Draw the squid's eyes and mouth.
Okay.
Draw the eyes and mouth.
The eyes and the mouth are like this.
Done!
Is this a squid?
A squid.
The texture is a bit weird.
Really?
Then I'll put the legs on.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Today...
The level is very high.
It's very complete.
It's coming very smoothly.
That's right.
10 legs are complete.
Then,
I'm going to roll it with a rubber band.
I have to put on the rubber band, right?
So that means...
The rubber band...
You just need to stick it on top of the squid's head.
Stick it on.
I see.
Stick it on.
It's almost done.
Let's go!
I'm looking forward to it.
On this stick...
Stick it on again.
Okay.
Kuru Kuru Ika-san is complete!
Let's play with this.
First, turn it like this.
Turn the top.
This looks interesting.
Will Ika-san's legs turn?
I think so.
Then I'll just talk about it.
One, two, three!
Round and round!
Wow!
It's done!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's not Waku Waku-kun, it's Guzu Guzu-san.
Waku Waku-kun?
Who is Waku Waku-kun?
Guzu Guzu-san.
Guzu Guzu.
I'm Guzu Guzu.
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
But it's amazing. It's turned.
It's turned. Let's play again.
Let's play again.
Turn it.
OK.
One, two, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
Turn, turn, turn.
It's not as wide as I thought.
It's not good for Guzu-Guzu.
Let's try Paru Paru-san.
Turn a lot.
At first.
OK?
Cara cara cara cara cara cara cara cara
Look!
My feet are my hands, if I do this
Isn't it useless?
Doesn't it just naturally go round and round and spread your legs?
Is that so?
Maybe that's what it is?
Then Guzuguzu-kun do it
e?
It's like this, isn't it?
Turn it a lot
It's spinning
Is it a big success today?
It may have been quite successful.
If you are a good kid, please take a look here.
Let's make a hole in the squid's head.
Attach rubber and straw.
Attach only the squid in a good way.
Put 10 legs on it and make it look like it.
When it's done, turn it around and it's really wonderful.
It's a limited edition that you can learn with your body.
Sub. Prime.
No!
Sub. Prime.
No!
Isn't it strange?
You shouldn't call me when you come.
You always call me suddenly.
I'm in trouble.
Come on, hurry up and come in.
It's all wet.
Here, wipe it with this.
Oh, I washed the clothes from before.
Come on, don't say that. You're not going home again, are you?
No, you're not. You're not staying with me tonight.
What?
You want to see it again?
I showed it to you last time too.
It's such a pain in the ass to see it this late.
I got it.
This is the last one.
It can't be helped.
Ta-da!
Let's get started.
First, pour water into a cup.
Add a little salt.
Add a little sugar.
Mix well.
Put a net on top of it.
Ready?
Gently...
Ta-da!
Isn't it strange?
The surface tension of the knitted eyes prevents water from spilling.
I was scolded by the chief, hated by the subordinates
I'm standing right in the middle
My height is 170cm and I'm in the middle
My weight is 65kg and I'm in the middle
All of them are in the middle, so I'm in the middle, Papa
I like Papa like that
But Mama doesn't like it
Papa
My dad is the head of the company, and he's in charge of the middle management.
He always has a good business record.
That's why he's always in the middle.
He eats 200 grams of steak in the middle.
He always drinks beer in the middle.
All of them are in the middle.
Always in the middle.
Papa!
The End
I love you, Papa
You don't have to be the president
I'm from Nagoya, in the middle of Japan
I always go out in the middle of the clouds
Which is the middle?
Today is also the middle
Papa
Papa, do your best
Because I'm going to be a president too
Last but not least, Hiragana Quiz!
Megu-tan, if you don't answer within 30 seconds, you'll get a punishment.
No!
Here's today's quiz!
Ta-da!
Ah!
Ah?
Ah-ri!
Si-ri!
Ri-o!
Ri!
Wrong!
Riki!
Ri-su!
Si-ri!
Ah-ri!
Ri!
Bu.
Asa.
Shi-sa.
Sa.
Shi-ki.
Ki-su.
Ki-ki.
Aki.
Oh.
Ki.
Shi-shi.
Bupuuu.
Hmm?
The answer is...
Mi.
Yeah.
Shi-mi.
A-mi.
Didn't you say mi in the middle?
Oh.
Mi-su.
Yeah.
Miki.
What is miki?
Ki-no-miki.
Yeah.
Ki-no-miki.
it's behind It's behind you.
difficult. It's hard.
I see. I see.
Well then, underwear as punishment. Then, as a punishment, I'll give you a punchline.
Okay, everyone in front of the TV. Then, everyone in front of the TV.
Memorize the words with Megutan's underwear. Remember the words in Megu-tan's punchline.
Remember. Remember.