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Hey everyone! How are you doing?
This week's episode of Child Machine is broadcast from the Magic Kingdom.
I wonder if the children in the world are watching?
I don't think they're watching.
I think it's a problem if they're watching.
Well, well, well.
What should we do to get them to watch?
Hmm, why don't we ask Mr. Ueno from Hensei to get us another frame?
Mr. Ueno from Hensei?
I'd love to, but I don't know what to do.
I'd love to be able to broadcast in the morning, but there's a lot of work to do.
There's not much time to spare.
I'm sure Mr. Ueno is having a hard time, too.
Meg, I don't know what's so hard about this.
In conclusion, we'll have to have the little one stay up until this time.
Well, let's get this show on the road!
Let's do it together!
Saturday Night Child Machine!
Let's find the mistakes!
From now on, there will be a lot of normal family lessons.
But there are three mistakes in it.
Raise your hand if you know the answer.
You know, those who remember the year don't think about it at all.
That's right.
We don't have anything to do with what happened over the years.
It doesn't matter what happens if you mix two or three things.
You're not going to study?
I don't mind, but you're going to ask me about the things that don't matter, right?
Who would want to make a kamakura box in a good country?
It's Yoritomo, though.
I guess I don't think so, so I can't remember.
No one wants to make it in a good country.
I can't remember what year it was, though.
I wonder if there's any other way to remember it, other than making it in a good country.
Woof, woof!
All of a sudden, a kamakura box?
What's that?
Well, a dog goes woof, woof!
One by one.
Woof!
All of a sudden!
It's 9 and 2.
A dog goes woof, woof!
And suddenly, a Kamakura Bakuf appears!
Suddenly, a Kamakura Bakuf appears!
Did a Kamakura Bakuf appear all of a sudden?
No, a Bakuf doesn't appear all of a sudden.
Who is this from?
I don't know.
Because he barked like a dog and suddenly became like this.
Can I order some fries?
Hmm, but I wonder if I'll be able to memorize Inami- sensei's Gora-bashi.
Ah, then I'll cry. Uguisu Heian-kyo.
Uguisu basically cries anywhere, so I can't memorize it.
What!?
Suddenly!?
Heian-kyo.
There's a lot of sudden events.
Did you do it all of a sudden, Heian-kyo?
No, it's been Heijou-kyo all this time.
From the Kyoto people,
No!
It was so sudden, it was like, oh my god!
But it's really big, right? Can you make it that sudden?
Yeah, that's true.
It's difficult.
Oh, one potato, please.
Thank you very much.
By the way, when did you become a Heian-kyo, Toshi?
Wow!
So sudden!
Heian-kyo.
From the point of view of Kyoto, right?
Yes.
Then, what about the Christ- kyo that was popularized in Igo?
Well, this is the Igo of Igo-shogi.
This is it.
Igo!
So sudden!
Christ-kyo.
Another Christ-kyo, huh?
Well, I've always been a shogi player.
But all of a sudden,
I was told to play Igo.
So I went,
Igo!
Christ-kyo!
That's what happened.
Who told you to play Igo?
Xavier.
I wonder if he'll remember.
By the way, the Kamakura family was founded in 1185 B.C.
The Kamakura family was founded in 1185 B.C.
I wonder if I can remember it.
Now, did you find three mistakes?
Then the correct answer is
The table bell is sighing
And the waitress is pantomime
Did you find the third one?
Matchy's cola is actually a black drink
Something other than cola
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that Manako came up with
Shabu-shabu?
I don't have that much time
It's not the time to eat meat
Please forgive me, Mama
Let me eat breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that I put out my butt
Kimchi hotpot?
I'm not a peyong
I heard that children don't eat gochujang in the morning
Please forgive me, mama
I can't do any work that takes up all the work
B-chan, everyone loves you!
Paru Paru's Let's make and play!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
Usugu-kun, you're in a hurry.
What do you think you can make by looking at this material?
There's clay.
It's the first time I've seen clay.
Let's make an animal out of clay.
Something that moves forward.
Again?
Yes.
Clay version?
Yes.
Today, we're going to make a Koto Koto Orilo.
Koto Koto Orilo?
Yes.
You know what?
A wild monkey comes down like this.
What?
A toy.
A monkey comes down from above?
Yes.
He comes down like this? Wow, that sounds fun!
Good luck!
OK, let's make it.
There are so many materials today, so please help Guzu- Guzu-kun a lot.
OK.
First of all, let's make a tree that a monkey comes down from.
OK.
We have to make a tree.
Here we go!
What should we do with the soil underneath?
The soil underneath?
The part where the trees grow.
For example, this is where Osaru-san goes down.
Should we make it with this?
Or with clay?
I see, I see.
Is this the foundation?
It looks like the foundation.
I think so.
Let's do this today.
Let's make a hole in the middle.
So, here...
Here, it's a little dangerous, but...
I'll make a hole in the middle with a drawing.
And then...
It's in!
It's done!
Good!
With this...
It's done!
The tree is complete.
I want to make the tree look a little cooler.
Do you want to wind it up?
Are you going to roll this?
What are you going to do after this?
I don't know
What did you forget?
What are you going to do?
I forgot
Are you going to roll it?
Is it different?
Hmm
I feel like it's different
It was different
Hmm
A little more
Put the clay here
Make it a little more stable
Uzu Guzu-kun, that's it! Let's try Guzu Guzu-kun!
With clay, let's fix it here
Clay
I got it
Insert it here
It's in here
Ah!
Guzu Guzu-kun, that's it!
That's right!
I completely forgot that I could put it in here.
That's right, that's right.
And then, close it.
Close it.
And then, close it.
Ah, amazing!
Now, it's solid.
Guzu Guzu-kun, that's amazing!
I feel like I've been of use for the first time.
It's really the first time.
Really?
Then...
It's done, right?
But we have to make Osaru-san, right?
Because Osaru-san will fall.
Then, what color should we make Osaru-san?
What color is Osaru-san?
Hmm... brown.
There's no brown.
Hmm...
But pink is cute, I guess.
I see.
Pink.
Then, let's make Osaru-san.
You want me to make it?
Yeah.
Then, first fold it.
Fold it in half.
I'll try folding it again.
The monkey is coming out!
The monkey is complete!
Osaru-san? The monkey?
Osaru-san! The monkey!
Then, since the monkey is this, I'll put the monkey in between!
Put it in between!
Put it in between, and this goes here...
Wow, that was unexpected!
The monkey is complete!
Hmm...
This one?
Ah, this one!
Ah, that's it!
I think that's it.
Isn't it this one?
Ah, that one.
I wonder if you wrap it.
I think so.
But...
That's right.
Like this.
Let's cut this part.
And then stick this part.
I see.
How long has it been since you made this?
It's been about a year.
I see. Then you must have forgotten.
And then, you do the same thing here.
Oh, you make it in several places?
Yes, you make it in several places.
I see, I see.
And then you cut it.
What is the role of this?
This is to make it fall one by one.
Oh, I see, I see.
Oh, this makes it fall one by one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see, I see.
Yeah, it's going well.
It's going well?
Yes.
Oh!
It's getting fun!
Okay.
Ah!
What does that mean?
Eh? Really?
In a flash!
Oh!
In a flash!
So easily!
Kotokoto Osaru-san is complete!
Then, shall we play?
Yeah!
Kotokoto Osaru-san, right?
Kotokoto... Kotokoto... Kotokoto Ochiro!
Kotokoto Ochiro?
Kotokoto Ochiro version complete!
Let's play!
Kotokoto Ochiro by Osaru-san.
Great!
Right?
I can't wait to see it.
Here.
Just let go of my hand.
Kotoko Ochiro.
Let's do it quickly.
From here?
Yes.
One, two.
Hold it properly.
Here we go.
One, two.
Ah! I just said that!
You just said it!
One more time!
You ready?
Kotoko, you did it!
Is this the most fun you've ever done?
Yes, this is the most fun I've ever done.
I know, right?
Here you go, good kids.
It was correct until you put the clay in a round box.
This is used as reinforcement.
Oh, it looks like a tree.
The monkey attached a washing pin and put the stick through a small hole.
Just add one or two washing scissors and it's amazing.
Today is my favorite curry day!
But I don't like carrots, leave them!
At that time, Papa said
The carrots that I left
With the carrots that everyone left
Become a mountain together
When the crows eat the giant candy
They come to attack the earth
The friends of justice don't appear
The Self-Defense Force can't be defeated
When the carrots eat, I'm the hero
When the rats eat the giant candy
They come to attack the earth
The Avengers won't come
Mr. Abe and Mama won't come
When the carrots eat, they protect the earth
Itadakimasu!
Ni!
I'll tell you a story.
Please continue.
The monkey talked with tears in his eyes.
But the cunning monkey did not sympathize with the crab.
Then I'll give you this persimmon seed, so let's exchange it.
Why? Why do I have to exchange it with a persimmon seed?
Wait, wait, wait.
If I plant this persimmon seed at home, the persimmon fruit will grow.
How many years have I been talking about the span?
The span is long.
I'm hungry right now.
If I plant this persimmon seed at home, the persimmon fruit will grow.
How many years will it take?
I think it's relatively early.
It takes three years to sow and eight years to harvest.
That means it takes eight years.
The crab knew such a trick unexpectedly.
The monkey was in a hurry.
I think it won't take long.
No, no. Not eight years.
Not eight years.
I'm scared.
Mr. Crab.
You're stubborn.
No, really.
Let me eat it.
Yeah.
Well, that's fine.
Is it okay at the end?
Do you know the story of ants and Kirigiris?
Mr. Crab.
The situation is the same as it is now.
They have taken the rice balls they are eating now.
They are trying to throw away the seeds of the persimmon in the future.
If you grow persimmon trees, you can eat persimmons as much as you want.
You can eat persimmons as much as you want.
Oh, I'm sorry. I just said something good.
You have a lot of children, don't you?
They come out of your mouth like this.
They're all children, aren't they?
You can feed all those cute children with persimmon.
You can't eat all of them.
No matter how ugly they are.
I'm serious.
I'm thinking about you, crab.
That's why I'm giving you this suggestion.
Finally, the crab came out with the story of a baby.
And he fell into the water.
All right, then.
I'm going to exchange it for that persimmon seed.
You finally understand.
The monkey ate a lot of rice balls.
Then...
It's hard.
The rice balls are hard.
It's been a while, and it's not good at all.
I don't need this.
The monkey is...
He threw the rice ball at the crab, and left.
The end.
Mobile! Genkiyoga!
Def-Def-Spiral!
Here is today's quiz!
To be continued
Haa...
Kome!
Ga... ne!
Bupu!
Incorrect!
What is it?
The answer is...
Ne!
Ne?
Hane...
Kone...
Kone?
Gane?
Ne ga?
What is Gane?
Ne ga?
Ah, this one.
Ne ga!
Ne ko!
Ah, ne ko!
That's right.
As a punishment, we'll give you a punchline.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember Megu-tan's punchline!
Remember it!