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Hey guys! How are you doing?
This week's episode of Child Machine is broadcast from the Magic Kingdom.
It's 8 in the morning right now, but I wonder what time it will be at the bottom of the screen.
I think it's about time for the Giants to come in and extend their night time.
I think it's probably past 2 o'clock.
It's past 2 o'clock.
It's time for Golden Week, Meg-tan.
Golden Week?
That's right. Golden Week didn't exist in the Magic Kingdom.
What's that?
You know...
We have a lot of days off.
Most of the week is a day off.
If we have a lot of days off, is it because of Golden Week?
Of course.
We want to rest.
Is that so?
Meg, I want to be with you all the time.
You're lying.
You want to rest if you have a handshake event on the weekend.
What's a handshake event?
That's right. I'm not Koji Haru right now.
Koji Haru? Oh, you're from AKB48, right?
That's right. Basically, she's in the 7th place.
7th place?
Yeah. She's not in the top or bottom.
She's always in the middle of the top and bottom.
That's Koji Haru.
Is that so?
Well, let's get started tonight.
Let's do it together.
Saturday Night Child Machine
Tonight's Child Machine
Find the Mistake
From now on, there will be a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know the answer, raise your hand and answer.
Do you go hiking?
That's good. To get rid of the smell of the day, breathe in the air of the earth.
That's good.
That's good. To get rid of the smell of the day, breathe in the air of the earth.
That's good.
Thank you for repeating exactly the same words.
But what do you do when you go hiking?
I wear a hat with wings on my head,
and I dress like a fisherman.
I wear pants that are down to my knees.
It's like a mountain climber.
Let's go. Let's all go.
But I don't have any of the clothes I'm wearing now.
No, you don't.
It's just your imagination. You can wear whatever you want.
Okay, let's make a plan for the end of the week.
Let's all go. Let's all go.
Where should we go?
I think we should go to Mt. Takao.
I think so, too.
But...
How do you call a mountain?
Well, if you walk for about 10 minutes, you'll feel like you're giving up.
Actually, I'm a mountain person, too.
That's right.
You said you didn't like the slope, didn't you?
If possible, I'd like to ask for a hitch.
Me too.
Then...
Yoyogi Park, I guess?
We got close at once, didn't we?
But feelings are important.
If you think of hiking, it's hiking.
But...
Isn't there a bug?
I don't like bugs.
Kawahaka?
I don't like them at all.
I also don't like kato-hae.
I get it.
Then, a park without kato-hae...
Disneyland style?
That's a good idea.
Well, it'll cost a bit of money.
But if you bring a bento, it'll be like hiking, right?
Ah, I don't like cooking. Sorry.
Me neither. I can't stand it.
Actually, me neither.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Three cokes.
Three cokes, right?
What do you think?
I wonder if it's here.
Then, let's go hiking here.
Well, if we walk to the place where we usually go for a walk,
the atmosphere will be like hiking.
That's right.
Well, but if it's the same day,
I might just go for a walk.
That's right.
Well, if it's the same day, I might just go for a walk.
Well, it's just a feeling, after all.
That's right.
Then, we'll see you here on Sunday.
Thank you.
Now, did you find the three mistakes?
That's correct.
The name tag on the table is the name of Shiro Ito.
And the waitress is Sugi-chan.
Did you find the third one?
Friends who couldn't find the wedding ring on Katchin's finger, please pay attention next time Friends who couldn't find the wedding ring on Katchin's finger, please pay attention next time
Eat carrots and protect the earth
Itadakimasu!
Ni!
What?
Gaoh?
Gaoh!
Lion!
Zoo!
What?
Why do you keep doing high-fiving?
Huh?
Kuguru?
I don't get it at all.
What is it?
Passing through the ring...
I got it. I got it.
Are you happy?
What is it?
I don't get it.
Trico the signal.
Passing through the blue.
Paru Paru's
Let's play with Kuguru!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
Today is a toy that can be made easily in a very short time.
What is it?
What do you think Guzu Guzu- kun can do with this material?
Hmm, I wonder if it's a train.
Guzu Guzu-kun is a fool.
No?
Today I'm going to make UFO water.
UFO water?
In this UFO...
We're going to draw an alien and make a toy where the alien goes in.
Can you make something that amazing?
That's right.
As expected of Pearl Pearl.
Let's get started.
Let's go.
One, two, let's go.
Let's get started.
Let's go.
I'm going to use this paper cup.
I'm going to turn this paper cup into an alien.
You're going to turn this into an alien?
That's right.
Okay.
In order to turn this paper cup into an alien,
I'm going to draw an alien's picture.
Okay.
What color do you think would be good?
An alien, right?
Hmm...
I think purple would be good.
Okay, this one.
What kind of face does an alien have?
I don't know.
I wonder if it looks like this.
This should do it.
The alien is complete!
The alien has ears, right?
That's right.
Now, so that the alien can go in smoothly like this.
Oh, so it's the same shape as the alien and UFO.
So that it can go in smoothly.
It's amazing.
I'm going to make a hole here for both of them.
I'm going to make a hole, so I'm going to put this drawing on it.
It's dangerous, so be careful.
I'm going to make a hole.
In the middle.
It's open.
I'm going to make a hole here.
I'm going to pass the thread through this hole.
It's really fast today.
It's easy today.
It looks like it's going to be amazing.
It's really easy.
I'm going to pass it through this alien.
It's difficult.
It's really easy.
It's easy.
I'm going to pass the thread through this hole.
It's done.
Oh, it's done!
Then, cut the thread to the appropriate length.
Okay.
Then, here... What do you call this knot?
Tama-dome?
What do you call it?
Hmm, what is it? Tama-musubi?
Tama-musubi!
I'm going to do Tama-musubi.
Okay.
Thank you.
With this...
Let's see...
That's right!
This blue sticker...
This...
I'm going to put it where the UFO stopped the bullet.
I'm going to put it here.
Like this.
And now, it's time to complete it.
So fast!
Completed?
Completed!
Did you do it?
I did it! It's easy, isn't it?
Wow, so fast!
UFO Suisui is complete!
How did you do it?
This is called,
Shuru-shuru!
It's the thing where aliens go inside the UFO.
Shuru-shuru!
I did it!
Oh, you can put it in the bottom
Let's play with Guz Guz-kun!
Thank you!
Hold this
Hold the string
This alien
Shuru shuru shuru
It's in!
I didn't use anything around here
Let's use it next time!
Yeah! Let's use it next time!
Here you go, everyone.
Put a straw on it.
The long thread is also on standby.
Take out the plate.
This is how UFOs are made.
Once you've painted it nicely,
Use the straw and the thread to make a work of art.
You did a great job.
I can't say that
Help me, Ucoma
I can't say that
I don't want to go out
I'll just go out now
If I go out, I'll go to heaven
Ah, this toilet is good too
Unko-Ban
U-ko-ra, U-ko-ra
We can do it! Genkai Yohga!
Cyber Attack
Zabuton-kun, you're not the only one who's always having a hard time.
I'll tell you a story.
The Monkey-Crab Conference
One day, a crab was walking with a rice ball.
A monkey came and said,
Hey, Mr. Crab, I want that rice ball.
What? All of a sudden?
I'll try to get it myself.
Rice balls are impossible. You know that, right?
Rice balls are...
You plant rice, you grow rice.
Well, it's easy to say, grow rice.
But it's really hard.
You have to take good care of rice.
If you get a typhoon and collapse, it's over.
There's a question of whether to use pesticides, right?
It's said that it can be found in rice fields.
It takes a year to take care of it.
It takes 88 days.
When it's done, we harvest it.
It takes a lot of time to harvest it.
Finally, we harvest it.
It takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
At first, it's easy.
Even if the baby cries, don't cover it.
It takes a lot of time.
Then, it's the first time you hold it.
It's a rice ball, isn't it?
Are there any monkeys who can do that?
It's true that it's close to humans.
It's said to be a clever animal.
Even so, it takes a lot of time to cut a tree with a stone.
It's a kind of animal that's said to be amazing.
By the way, the only one who cuts a tree with a stone is a crab-eating monkey.
I'm a Japanese monkey.
Entering a hot spring or stealing a convenience store bag from a car.
That's the limit, isn't it?
I'm at that limit. I want to eat rice balls.
Am I wrong?
The monkey was a genius.
He was smarter than the crab.
He tried to solve the problem.
But the crab was persistent.
I stole the rice balls that humans ate.
I stole them with determination.
That's why humans...
...love us very much.
There are even restaurants that eat us.
Humans eat us all.
They eat our hands, legs, and heads.
If they find me, they'll catch me...
...and put me in a pot.
And then I'll...
...become red.
And I'll smell delicious.
That's why...
...I took this rice ball...
...without looking back.
This rice ball.
That's why...
...I want to eat it.
This rice ball.
The crab...
...sweated.
But...
The cunning monkey doesn't sympathize with the crab.
But I start to get sunburned and my eyes are red
When I run away from the enemies, I spread poop on my tail
You're a little gross, Mr. Taba
You're a cute, cute animal
Basically, you're a cute animal
I found it
A big flower koala with a plump body
But a male crow with a sharp eye
I'm scared of my voice
The yukari I always eat
Actually, it's very poisonous
It's a little gross, isn't it, Mr. Koala?
If you eat at a sushi restaurant, you'll have to pay a lot of money
Cute, cute animals
Basically, they're all cute
I found a little cute place
The last one is the hiragana quiz!
Megu-tan, if you can't answer the quiz in 30 seconds, you'll be punished.
Today's question is this!
Should I start?
Yes, start!
T!
You're fast!
Correct!
Yay!
You're fast today.
That's right.
I see.
Then, no punchline today.
I'm glad. I don't have to punchline.
I see. No punchline today.
Yes.
No?
What?
If everyone in front of the TV had a punchline,
I think I'd be able to remember it.
Is that so?
Yes. But I don't have a punchline today.
Hmm...
You don't have a punchline?
I got it. I'll punchline.
Really?
Yes. I want you to remember it.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the words with Megutan's punchline.
Remember.