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Everyone, how are you?
This week's Child Machine is broadcast from the Magic Kingdom.
It's 8 a.m. in the Magic Kingdom right now, but I wonder what time it will be at the end of the world.
I think it's probably still midnight.
I think that's basically the time when you can't wake up unless you have a lot of free time during the day.
Aren't the kids awake?
I don't think there are any children who happened to wake up at night.
How are you, everyone who happened to wake up at night?
I'm not feeling well because I've been up all night.
I wonder if cherry blossoms are in full bloom at the bottom of the sea.
No, it's completely fallen.
This year, it bloomed early and fell in an instant.
It's already fallen around the Okasho.
What is the Okasho?
The Okasho is the first of the Himba Classics.
Huh?
That's it.
You're doing a horse racing show, aren't you?
No, I'm not. I don't do horse racing.
I see. You're Megutan now, aren't you?
Well then, the show will begin tonight.
Let's do it together.
Saturday Night Child Machine!
If you don't, you're a child machine!
From now on, we'll show you a very ordinary family restaurant scene.
But there are three mistakes in it.
If you know the answer, raise your hand and answer.
Wow, that's funny.
What's wrong with Yasumi?
What's wrong? You didn't talk to me at all today.
It's nothing. I'm fine.
You're really depressed, aren't you?
Oh, my. What's wrong?
Why don't you ask Kora to calm you down?
Ii! Ii!
Let's talk.
There's a boy named Yamanaka in the class next door, isn't there?
No way! He's a stalker!
He's the worst!
What?
We just happened to meet on the way to school.
Maybe he likes you and wants to tell you how he feels.
No, he doesn't want to tell you how he feels.
What?
No, he doesn't like me at all.
He actually hates me.
The more I want to hit him, the more I want to hit him.
I hate him.
You hate him, don't you?
Not just that, my whole family...
Don't tell me...
You're getting a divorce?
What? A divorce?
I'm sorry. I have three bottles of coke.
I can't help you.
I don't have any.
I won't bring any.
I'm sorry. Please hurry.
I can't.
You're right. It's quite a shock for a parent to get a divorce.
But Yasumin has a younger brother.
We don't know if Yasumin will follow his mother or father.
But if you have confidence in yourself, your future will be bright.
We're not divorced at all.
We're actually a very close family.
It's just that...
Could it be that your grandmother passed away?
No, she's very well. She's very well.
Then your grandfather was so well...
When?
Yesterday.
I was just a little girl, you know.
But you know, Yasumi...
If you don't get better, your grandfather won't be able to go to heaven.
So don't cry.
I'll send your grandfather out with a smile.
If you're so healthy, your grandfather will be gone.
No, my grandfather is very healthy.
He's very, very, very healthy.
Then, why are you looking so sad?
We're all laughing because our grandpa looks like you.
He's not even close!
That's odd.
Now, did you find three mistakes?
Then the correct answer is
The spare wheel on the table is a shocker by its own mouth
And the waitress doesn't listen to what she says until she gets tired
Did you find the third one?
In the potato
Mahjong view
If you couldn't find it, be careful next time
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that Manako came up with
Shabu-shabu?
I don't have that much time
It's not the time to eat meat
Please forgive me, Mama
I was surprised at the menu that I put out my butt
Kimchi hotpot?
I'm not a peyongjun
I heard that children don't eat gochujang in the morning
Please forgive me, mama
Hey, mom, you're so lazy.
Let me eat breakfast.
I was surprised at the menu that came out while sleeping in half.
I can't do it.
It's not the time to roll it up.
I can't do it.
The modern yoga that makes you remember the past!
Ready, set, go!
Paru Paru's
Let's make and play!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
Guzu Guzu-kun, what do you think you can do with these materials today?
There are so few today.
That's right.
What is it?
It's a chopstick and a bowl.
This is a chopstick, and this is a bowl.
That's not right.
That's not right?
Guzu Guzu-kun.
Today,
the giraffe's neck
is going to be really long!
I'm going to make a toy!
What is that? That's amazing!
You can make something that amazing with such a small thing?
That's right!
As expected of Paru Paru-san!
This is easy!
Amazing!
Well then, let's make it!
Oh!
I'm going to fold the paper I cut in half in half.
Fold it in half.
And this one too.
Fold it in half, and this is Kirin-san's neck.
Neck, right?
Body and neck.
It's difficult.
Is it difficult this time?
Hmm...
It was a little unexpected.
What? Unexpected? What happened?
Hmm... I'm in trouble.
You know how to make it, right?
Of course!
That's right, right?
Hmm...
What? Is there not enough material?
I feel a little lacking.
Really?
Hmm...
Oh!
It's okay!
Oh! Great!
I'm going to put this straw inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
In the length of this straw, I'm going to make a cut here and put it in here like this, and I'm going to put my neck in here.
So, in order to do that, I have to make a neck.
The neck is half of this, again.
You're going to cut it in half again, aren't you?
That's right.
Round it up.
It's a little necky, isn't it?
That's right. It's necky.
I'm going to use cellophane tape to fix it.
I'm going to cut it.
Ah, I have to put the neck through here too.
I see.
I just have to put the neck through here first.
It's like this.
Oh, it came off.
It looks like it's going to break.
Is it going to break?
Ah, like this.
Look, the neck is coming off.
Oh, the neck is coming off.
And then...
Like this.
Well, it looks like it's going to come off, so let's tape it down.
And then...
It's going to take some time today.
It's going to be hard today.
We don't have enough materials.
That's right. It was unexpected.
Then...
I'm going to use cellophane tape to tape my body, too.
Cellophane tape is very useful today.
It's very useful.
But I feel like it's stuck here and won't fly away.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
That's why...
Well...
I should make it bigger.
Have you ever made this before?
I've made this about 50 times before.
That's a lot of work.
Can you make it every time?
You can do this with all kinds of animals.
Even if it's not a giraffe.
Do all kinds of animals have long necks?
That's right.
Hey!
Oh, wow!
It's easier to draw the neck.
Ah!
It's more stable.
I got it!
Wow!
It's like this!
Is it complete?
Well, I have to draw Kirin-san's picture.
It's not complete.
Kirin-san is yellow and brown.
It's Kirin-san's.
First of all, let's draw the legs.
Draw a pattern
I will also draw a pattern on the neck
Make a face? That's right. It's a little creepy without a face.
That's right.
I thought it was a neck, so I prepared a face reader.
Then
at this size
Round up Round up
So, just stick it together Oh, it's quick and easy
It's hard to put this together
I think this is the hardest part, it's hard
good
and!
draw the eyes
I will also draw the mouth
I will also draw the ears
good
Finally! Whoa!
Did you do it?
I did it!
Oh, that's great!
If I breathe in from here,
I think my neck will pop.
That's great!
Then, Kirin-san's neck is done!
Here I go!
Wow, it's flying!
It flew away!
It's not just stretching, it's also flying.
Here you go, good kids.
Combine different straws of different thickness.
Oh, it's surprisingly easy.
Well done.
Salaryman Aspara-san Let's Enjoy
I'll talk to you
In the village next to the sea, there lived a fisherman named Taro Urashima.
When Taro finished fishing and was walking on the beach, the children were excited.
When Taro looked inside to see what he was doing, he saw a big sea turtle.
Everyone was bullying him, wasn't they?
In a hurry, Taro stopped the children.
Then the turtle said,
Thank you very much, Mr. Taro Urashima.
You're welcome.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Next, Mr. Taro.
Thank you very much.
Would you like to go to Ryūgū Castle?
Mr. Taro replied,
No, I don't want to go with someone I don't know.
That's fine.
Ryūgū Castle is very fun, so let's go quickly.
After all, you can't breathe in the sea.
It's a fantasy. It's a system that can be done.
What is fantasy?
It's absolutely impossible.
Humans breathe out and fish breathe in.
If you get in the water, it won't last a minute.
Yeah, that's what it's all about.
Taro-Sanga
If you don't get on my back and go to the sea, this story won't start.
It's been a while since we started, but we're in the middle of the prologue.
If the drama doesn't develop quickly, the audience will see it.
As a result, think that the good Taro has been deceived.
As he was about to enter, he got on the turtle's back.
He promised that he would come up as soon as he was in pain,
and that he would dive into the sea.
Then Taro immediately became in pain,
and he hurriedly tapped the turtle.
Uso, why was it so hard?
No, no, it was impossible.
After all, I don't feel like breathing in the water.
Well, I understand.
I understand.
On the contrary,
The thing you've been talking about.
Is it possible for the princess to come over here?
You've got some nerve.
You don't seem like the best person in the village.
No, that's why I said the opposite.
The princess is basically a sea creature.
She can't breathe on land.
Why aren't you a fantasy?
Hey, why are you talking to me?
What?
It's too late.
Kame-san and Taro's argument continued until sunset.
In the end, it ended with a farewell.
Kame-san thanked Kame-san in another way.
Kame-san didn't contact Kame-san after that.
That's all.
It's like a cute ribbon, the color of a hippo's tail
I found it
A big flower koala on a plump body
But the male is out of love
I'm scared of my voice
The yukari I always eat
Actually, it's a male
There's a lot of poison
It's a little gross, isn't it? Koala-san
If you eat it at a sushi restaurant, you'll eat a crazy amount of money
kawaii kawaii doubutsu san kihon teki ni wa kawaii minna no chotto kimoitoko mitsuketa
The last one is the hiragana quiz!
Megu-tan, if you can't answer the question in 30 seconds, you'll be punished.
Today's question is this!
What's the word in this?
Rin?
What does that mean?
Nan?
Shi?
Ri?
Bupuu!
Correct!
The correct answer is Su.
Su?
Ri-su.
Na-su.
Su-su.
Su-shi.
Su-ri.
The punishment is Panchira.
Everyone in front of the TV, remember the word with Megu-tan's Panchira.
Remember it.
Su.