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Everyone, how are you?
This week's episode of Child Machine is broadcast from the Magic Kingdom.
It's 8 a.m. in the Magic Kingdom right now, but I wonder what time it is outside.
I think it's midnight.
I don't think it's time to watch children at all.
No, it doesn't make sense to broadcast a children's program at that time.
On top of that, if you extend this frame with a small sports property...
It may be broadcast at 3 o'clock in the morning or unbelievable time.
No, no. Is the sports property bad?
All right, sports property!
No, no, no. Sports property is not bad at all.
Rather, everyone extends it because it is fun.
Well, it's okay. If the little one sees the recorded one tomorrow...
Well then, it will start again tonight.
Everyone together...
Saturday Night Child Machine
Let's make it and play!
Paru Paru-san, what are you going to make today?
You are so quick-witted.
What do you think you can make by looking at these materials?
Evangelion
Paru Paru-san, today...
We're going to make Go with a rubber band!
Wow! I'm so excited!
With a car toy...
With a car toy?
There's a toy that goes back and forth once, right?
We're going to make it with these materials today.
You can make that? Paru Paru-san, you're amazing!
Let's make it right away!
Go!
Then, first of all, let's make something that's on top of the car.
Something that's on top of the car?
What do you want to put on the car, Guzu Guzu-kun?
What is it?
A watermelon!
Then let's draw a picture of a watermelon.
Oh, I did it!
A picture of a watermelon.
Do you want a picture of a watermelon?
Well, it's easier to eat when it's cut, isn't it?
That's right.
Like this?
Yeah.
Hmm...
Can you draw a little rough?
Huh? Me?
Can you draw it?
Hmm...
Like this?
Good job!
Yay! Thank you!
Drawing the seeds...
Drawing...
Done!
Yay!
The watermelon is done!
So...
Next...
Let's make the tires!
Okay!
For the tires...
I'm going to roll them up.
Guzu-Guzu-kun, can you help me?
I just need to roll them up, right?
Yes!
Like this?
It's done!
It's done! That was fast!
I'm going to stick this on with cellophane tape.
Ah, are you okay?
Mizugano-kun
Yeah, like this
Yeah, you're good
You're good
Then I'll do it again
I'll do it again
I'm sorry
Tires completed!
So
Um
You move the tires
Like this, right?
A car.
Let's use a chopstick.
You're going to use a chopstick?
Let's use a chopstick.
That's right.
But...
Chopstick...
Ah! It fluttered!
It fluttered?
I'll break the chopstick.
Did it flutter just now?
Open the chopstick.
I'll stick it together.
It didn't work.
If you stick it together, it won't move.
What should I do?
If you stick it together, it won't move.
I'll put it on top.
I'll put it on.
in the same way
Okay, it's done.
It's fixed.
It's no good.
It won't move again.
That's right.
You know how to make it, don't you?
Of course.
That's right.
Let's use a rubber band.
It's a rubber band.
That's right. I was talking about rubber bands.
What should I do?
You know, don't you?
A rubber band that's better.
That's right.
It's a faster one.
As expected.
It's difficult.
How do you usually make it?
I usually make a simpler one.
I see. It's a little difficult today.
It fluttered.
I'll put it in here.
That's great.
If so, the tire will spin.
It's blooming today.
That's great.
It's moving.
That's great.
What should I do with the clip?
The clip is colorful, so it would be cute if I put it on.
Where should I put it on?
Right and left, one by one.
Should I put it here?
Is it here?
Isn't that good?
It's here!
It's kinda cool now, isn't it?
Wow, there's a pattern to put two on the right
Oh, that's cute!
Then, let's cut the watermelon
Oh, let's cut it!
That's it, that's it
Scissors are dangerous, so let's not use them
Let's not use scissors!
Scissors are no good, I don't need them
We might cut our hands with scissors
What should we do with the watermelon?
I made it to put it on the watermelon
Should we stop using the watermelon?
Let's put it on!
We can just put it on like that?
How bold!
But we haven't used the rubber yet
This part is a bit difficult
Carefully
Carefully Slowly
Slowly
I got it!
I think I did it!
You did it?
I did it!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
It's done!
Alright, Guzu Guzu-kun.
You can play with this today.
Yay! Thank you!
You have to go back once and then do this.
Go back and then...
This is fun!
Let's make it longer.
And pull.
It's broken.
This is how good kids make it.
The way to wind the tire was the opposite.
It seems that the split end was not broken, but the base of the car.
Clips are used like this.
Finally, insert the tire.
Well done.
The limit of what you can do with your body.
Nijirei Kokkai
Oto gyurugyuru onaka ga pinji
My stomach is in a pinch
Oshiri ni unko ga sematte kita zo
Even though I'm seriously in class, it's you
It's embarrassing to raise my hand
I can't say that I'm going to the toilet
Help me, U
I'm going to take you to the toilet
I'm not embarrassed anymore
I'm a manly poop man
I poop with all my heart
Help me, poop man
I want to be an adult and say I'm a poop man
I'm not standing still
Now I'm just going to go out
If I go out, I'll be in trouble
Ah, this voice is also good
UNKO-BAN
Turn on the power!
Find the Mistake
From now on, we will show you a typical family lesson.
But there are three mistakes.
Raise your hand if you know the answer.
Now, let's start the formal meeting.
Never make a boyfriend!
You can't be popular!
Now, please tell us this week's episode.
Yes, Chairman Katachin's report.
Matsui-kun, Yasumin broke her phone last weekend.
She thinks she's totally popular.
Is that true, Yasumin?
No, I'm not trying to be popular.
Now, please show us the proof.
Here it is.
Yay!
I'm so happy!
You're so popular.
I'm not popular just because I'm on my phone.
I'm going to call that Hikari over.
I'm not going to do it.
You've done it!
Shut up, woman.
You're going to get what you deserve!
Shut up, woman.
You're going to get what you deserve!
Get that glitter off your face.
Yes, ma'am.
Shall we order something?
Yes, ma'am.
Beep-bong!
Beep-bong! Beep-bong!
When did you start having bad eyesight?
No, this is...
This is...
It can't be!
It's a shield!
I've confirmed the stand.
Masamune is a serious offender!
Why, Yasumi? Why did you do it?
No, I didn't.
I was too sleepy after studying for the test.
Show it! Show it to everyone!
It's not good as an etiquette.
You did it!
Shut up, woman.
Logo!
Shut up, woman.
Logo!
One potato and three cokes.
Yes, ma'am.
Get rid of Masamune!
Don't look like you're full of energy!
As a punishment for Masamune,
you'll have to wear these glasses for a week.
No!
Did you find three mistakes?
The correct answer is...
The table bell is your own mouth!
And the waitress is a Kabuki person!
Did you get the third one?
Yasmin's water is actually carbonated!
If you can't find your friend, be careful next time!
Crush the box tissue properly!
Don't be crushed even if you crush it!
Flavit
Hey, it's beautiful today too.
I'll talk to you.
Akazukin-chan, one day my mother asked Akazukin- chan
Hey, Akazukin-chan, can you deliver something to your grandmother's house?
Yes, I understand, mother, but...
Today, according to the coordinates, I'm going to make your pants black.
What? What? Why?
Your pants are red, aren't they?
No, today, since your dress and cardigan are monotone,
I'm going to make your pants black.
That's not what I meant.
You know, the red pants are your trademark.
Your name is Akazukin-chan.
What? My name is Akazukin?
Is there no other name?
Maybe there is, but it's basically Akazukin-chan.
Mother, you're a mother, but you may have a name. What do you mean?
Ah!
I'm sorry about that. I apologize for that.
But to be honest, physically speaking,
this whole story is titled Akazukin-chan.
What is the title?
I'll go with the coordination I want to do.
Akazukin-chan does not show the attitude to give up as a step.
I'll go with the coordination.
Is ーzukin ーred or ーblack?
ーThe mother ーand ーthe ーconclusion ー
ーhave ーbeen ーfor ーmore than ー3 hours.
ーIf ーthe ーconclusion ーdoesn't come out ー
ーthe ーday ーwill be late.
ーThe ーmother ーhas ーreleased ーthe ーconclusion ー.
ーThe ーcharacter ーthat ーeveryone ーwants ー
ーhas ーbeen ーfor ーmore than ー3 hours.
I don't think there's a need to go against it.
It's not like that, is it?
Even if I say that I'm a character by wearing a red dress,
I'll get tired of it right away.
Because it's not that my humanity and individuality are taken over,
it's just that the dress is red.
That kind of thing.
If a girl with a little more personality wears the same red dress, it's over, isn't it?
Then, I don't always wear red.
I want to show you as soon as possible.
When I said that, the red dress was torn off.
I'm not a red dress anymore.
What are you going to do?
Little Red Riding Hood ran out of the house, her hood was still black, and she looked extremely plain. Seeing her so plain and noseless, even the wolf wondered if he would talk to her, but she was so hungry. For the time being, I called out today
It's not Akazukin.
I'm not going to Grandma's house today.
Oh, really?
If I don't go, the story won't end.
I hate my mother, so I hate her mother, too.
So I won't go.
Oh, really? If I don't go...
I'll have to come up with a lot of things to do.
The wolf and the black-skinned girl, not the red- skinned girl,
were so excited about what was going to happen,
that they stood still on the spot.
The wolf said,
Actually,
I tricked you into going to my grandmother's house.
I ate your grandmother.
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I thought that it was okay to be red after all.
Con-fri-ance
Hey mama, stupid mama
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that Manako came up with
Shabu-shabu?
I don't have that much time
It's not the time to eat meat
Please forgive me, Mama
I was surprised at the menu that came out of my butt
Kimchi hotpot?
I'm not a peyongjun
I heard that children don't eat gochujang in the morning
Please forgive me, mama
Hey, mom, you're such a waste
Let me have breakfast
I was surprised at the menu that came out while I was half asleep
I can't do it
It's not the time to roll
I can't do the work of toasting and toasting
Please forgive me, mom