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Sashiko's trial
Among all the people involved in this program
A group of people who have suffered some damage to AKB48 Sashihara
Sashiko's victims' association is formed
One by one, they appear and speak about the damage
Of course, Sashiko has the right to become a lawyer and assert his legitimacy
After hearing their arguments, the judge, who is also a regular on the show, gives the verdict
You know, I think you should cry
I'm scared, I'm scared
Seriously
I don't feel like getting angry at all
Now that the four witnesses' reports have been completed, Sashiko is a little disheartened
The staff members are saying that this person is not funny
Will there be a sudden turnaround from here?
I don't know
There is no pattern in the rock-paper-scissors tournament
Next witness, please come in
It's been a long time
Sashihara-san, you're the real deal.
You're the real deal.
Yes, I remember.
Please tell us your name and occupation.
I'm a NEET idol, or NEEDLE.
My name is Hiyoki Tamao, and I'm 30 years old.
What kind of damage did you receive from Sashihara-san?
I'm a live idol.
Sashihara-san and other live idols competed in this project.
Of course, it was our defeat.
But Sashihara-san didn't receive a single punishment.
Really?
Didn't you get punished?
I didn't get punished, so I came all the way from Chiba as a representative of live idols.
It's not that far.
It's Chiba, so it's not that far.
It's about an hour by train.
By the way, which part of Chiba are you from?
I'm from Sotobosen.
Sotobosen?
That's far!
That's a long way to go.
This program itself is usually warm.
I watched the next episode of Kaiunjutsu.
Why don't you roll a snake?
I'm sorry.
You usually roll a snake, right?
Yes, that's right.
If I were you, I would ask the staff to roll a snake.
You can take a good picture, right?
Don't you care about the angle of the picture?
It's the angle of the picture.
The angle of the picture?
If you were an idol, you would do that, right?
I would.
Marisa Yaguchi, a former Morning Musume member, fell into the water many times on a quiz show.
Yes, that's right.
Kei Yasuda, a former Morning Musume member, had a nosebleed and had his teeth removed.
But he endured it and became an idol.
There was a tunnel, right?
If you don't have an AKB sign, you have to line up with people like that.
You're worried about the future of Sashihara-san.
Thank you.
It's true that I didn't die in the penalty game.
I understand.
If you say so, let's make it clear on the spot.
What do you mean?
Let's have a showdown.
What?
What kind of showdown?
I've been reflecting on myself.
I lost the showdown and didn't play the penalty game.
Let's have a showdown between the two of us.
It would be nice if you could go home cleanly today.
That's right.
It's sudden, but let's have a showdown between the two of them.
The ingredients for today's showdown are here.
That's amazing.
It's funny.
This is a bamboo steamed rice bowl.
It smells fragrant.
It's hard.
This bamboo steamed rice bowl is a simple dish that is served with warm rice by frying bamboo steamed rice, which is widely eaten in Southeast Asia.
The winner is the one who eats more of this bamboo steamed rice bowl in one minute.
At this point, it is advantageous for Sashiko, who is familiar with various AKB-related programs.
Let's start the idol battle!
This is delicious.
This is really delicious.
You eat a lot.
Are you a glutton?
After eating the food on top, you eat it with rice.
This is not delicious.
This is delicious.
This is really delicious.
You are laughing.
NONO is also angry.
NONO is a senior in baseball.
I don't eat this.
Please eat this.
I noticed that it was 3 seconds ago.
9 seconds.
That's all.
I'm sorry.
The winner is HIROKI.
SASHIKO is more and more enthusiastic.
After this, SASHIKO's victims appear one after another.
This is rude.
This person wasn't rude.
SASHIKO's revenge begins.
What is this person?
This is the next testimony.
This time, another AKB member sent a video.
Again?
Do you know who it is?
The AKB member is NOT8.
Please watch the video.
Hi, I'm Rie Kitahara from AKB48.
I went to a comic book store.
And Sashihara was so bad at it.
But I was worse than him.
I don't want to say it, but I couldn't show you the result.
I couldn't show you the content at all.
Can I show you this?
Do you have anything?
I'm going to show you the result by numbers.
This is the second-highest winning rate in history.
The second-highest winning rate?
I'm going to show you the result by numbers.
You can call me.
I want to say it out loud.
Please say it out loud.
Let's go back to the way we were.
How was it?
This is a win.
I also saw the VTR at that time.
It was a really bad showdown.
That's right.
It was the 7th episode of Nakayoshi.
In the first place, I didn't want to do it.
It was the 10th showdown.
But in terms of cheering, it was the 9th showdown.
What is that?
It was so bad.
You had a quarrel with Inoki.
Thank you very much.
After that showdown, did the other members of AKB tell you anything?
There were people who watched the show.
They told me that they wanted to be on the show.
But no one came out.
You are very close with Kitahara.
Yes.
But no one came out today.
Only VTR.
I don't think Kitahara and Sasahara are very close.
We are very close.
You think so, but I don't know what they think.
No one came out today.
Everyone came out.
How about Noro?
I don't know.
Noro?
My schedule is like a TV program.
Kitahara doesn't come out.
Judge, how do you feel?
Kitahara is cute.
Sasahara is ugly.
Again?
Thank you very much.
Then...
Do you need a judge?
Next witness, please come in.
Do you know her?
She is a sports director.
What is your name and occupation?
My name is Fujino, and I'm an AD for Sashiko.
What kind of damage did you receive from Sashihara?
I was mentally shocked by the lack of love for Sashihara's program.
Oh, really?
Yes.
For example, I read Sashihara's blog to get to know him better.
You read his blog all the time.
Yes, I do.
The other day, I saw that he updated his blog 200 times for another program.
Really?
Yes, I did.
So I read all of his blogs.
200 times? That's a lot of love.
There is not a single phrase in his blog that says,
I love you, Sashihara.
There is not a single phrase in his blog?
Yes.
Let me say it.
The program that was uploaded 200 times is the program that was uploaded 200 times.
And when it wasn't uploaded 200 times,
I wrote,
Sashihara's staff is kind.
Did you see it?
You didn't see it, did you?
How about this?
Did you write it?
Yes, I did.
Compared to Weekly AKB and Ariyoshi AKB,
it's obviously less compared to the whole program.
You may not have written it,
but do you have a lot of articles about other AKB members?
Yes, I do.
What is this guy?
Sashihara-san!
What is this?
He wrote a lot.
I'm so angry that I'm tearing up.
Sashihara-san, why don't you love this program?
Because I love it so much.
Sashihara-san, if you cry, Noro-san will get angry.
Because he wrote a lot.
Because he loves everyone so much.
That's amazing.
If Sashihara-san cries, the studio will laugh.
There are no idols like that.
I understand.
Sashihara-san, you just said your love for the program.
Here is a video of Sashihara-san's love for the program.
Please watch this video.
Good evening, I'm Yuko Awashima.
I've played Sassy twice.
Was it the second time?
The one I played the game.
I usually decide the game when I play it.
Sassy is weak to any game.
She will definitely lose.
I thought she was a boring person.
You spend a lot of time with Sassy.
Do you have any complaints about her?
Complaints?
She complains a lot.
Does she complain about the show?
I think she does.
I don't know why she says that.
You should be careful.
Don't get involved.
She never lies.
She is Awashima.
I didn't say that.
She says that.
I've never talked about Sassy.
Really?
No.
It's a fun show.
I've never talked about Sassy.
How did you like it?
Goris, Kawaii, Sachihara...
I have one request.
Even if you don't hate me...
Even if you don't hate me, please don't hate me!
It's like a series of meaningless election impersonations.
The judge really wants to do this.
It's Atsuko Maeda's impersonation.
Even if you don't hate me, please don't hate AKB.
That's what the judge said.
Even if you don't hate me, please don't hate me.
My words don't mean anything to you!
That's what she said.
Next.
The next witness is this person.
Please.
It's a fake!
I'm a bad example of a friend.
I'm Junji Inagawa.
Nice to meet you.
Sensei, please.
I'm scared.
It's a fake!
Inagawa-sensei, I heard that you were victimized.
That's right.
I was on the show called A Little Scary Story.
I was on that show.
Inagawa-sensei was on that show.
However, Sashihara-san's attitude towards me was very rude.
Because he wasn't funny.
Because...
Inagawa-sensei was the scariest.
I trusted Inagawa-sensei, so when I found out that it was a fake...
It wasn't a fake!
It was Inagawa-sensei!
What do you mean?
I lost a beard in the middle of the show.
That was an example.
That's right.
I had my eyes peeled off.
For example, what kind of attitude did you have?
For example, I was told...
To tell a scary story...
I slept in a pillow every night.
If I told a scary story to Sashihara-chan, she would say,
It's not scary.
If I told a scary story to Sashihara-chan, she would say,
Who is that?
At the end of the show, she said,
It's not funny.
At the end of the show, she said,
I've been doing a lot of things in front of people since you were born.
That's right.
I'm a big senior.
I know I'm a big senior, but...
In the end, it wasn't Inagawa-sensei.
I was being deceived, so I want to accuse you.
It's Inagawa-san, isn't it?
No.
You don't trust Sashihara-san?
I don't trust her at all.
Then Mr. Gattsunto.
Yes.
Can I ask you a favor?
The evidence.
It was sealed.
Yes.
I'll talk about the box.
Yes.
Last year, I couldn't open the door because of the rainy season,
but I felt a warm wind in the middle of the night.
I was so tired that I fell asleep.
When I fell asleep, I woke up by the cover.
Then I couldn't fall asleep.
I thought I didn't want to do that,
so I decided to eat cup yakisoba.
First, I opened the lid.
There was a gunpowder in it.
I opened the lid.
I poured hot water.
I opened the lid again.
It took 3 minutes.
I thought it would take 3 minutes.
I poured hot water.
I thought it would take 3 minutes.
When I was pouring hot water, I heard a strange sound.
I looked around, but no one was there.
This is a rap sound.
Why did you call me again?
You talked about this last time.
Thank you very much.
A lot of people are here today.
I have finished my testimony.
I will announce the results of the trial.
I can hear you.
I will announce the results of the trial.
I was angry.
You went to the bathroom and poured hot water.
Do you remember?
I remember.
We failed.
You did it.
It's a sales problem.
I'm in trouble.
I don't want to say this to my seniors.
Isn't it bad to fail?
Why do you say that?
You should do it again.
You have an energy system.
I have a lot of energy.
You should do it again.
This is a reaction course of the DACHO club.
Don't push it.
The scene of the problem has already been shot.
This is the scene of the problem.
The scene of the problem has already been shot.
This is the scene of the problem.
It's a mistake, isn't it?
It's a mistake that usually doesn't happen.
The problem is caused by the set.
I'm sorry.
I was going to go into the bathroom twice.
When I went into the bathroom, I was in my mouth.
I didn't have hot water in my mouth.
So this is a treasure video.
This is the most common mistake.
This is a mistake that can't be done in traditional comedy.
If you can, please cut this.
This mistake is caused by the comedian's life.
This is a mistake that everyone made together.
If you make this mistake, you will lose your job.
I haven't lost my job.
I have lost my job.
I only have ODEN and NETTO.
You have to eat ODEN and NETTO until you are a child.
You have to eat them until you are an adult.
If you don't make this mistake, you will be in trouble.
At first, SASHIHARA asked DACHIHO to do it naturally.
At that time, it wasn't hot.
If you do that, DACHIHO doesn't feel hot at all.
It's hot.
You broke the ice.
I opened the zipper.
You have a chance.
I don't care.
You don't have to do this.
HIKAKIN doesn't care.
So HIKAKIN's report is over.
I will give you a verdict.
After this, the verdict will be given.
This is serious.
The hearing is over.
It's time for the verdict.
The verdict, please.
I hereby give you the verdict.
The verdict is...
...that the show is over.
What?
This is heavy.
The results are out.
Soshia.
What?
Why did you make me cry?
Is it really over?
It's over.
Is it over?
This program is called One Cool.
It was originally One Cool.
It's a miracle that it's been 9 months.
That's right.
I'm glad.
It's a program that started with a little bit of variety, but I think you've grown a little bit.
What do you think, Sasahara?
It's true that I was in 19th place, but I'm in 9th place.
I think I've grown a lot.
That's right.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are watching.
I'm glad I was asked to be a national host someday.
I don't know what to do.
It was fun.
Thank you, everyone.
Say thank you to Oita's father.
That's right.
Dad, it's over.
Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't go to Oita.
We will deliver the title of SACHIKO to you for a limited time.
Thank you for your opinion.