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The national idol group, AKB48!
The main MC of this show, who has surpassed 1 million views on Everyday Kachuu-sha,
and has been crying non-stop for some reason,
is Sashiko, also known as Sashihana Dino!
This show is brought to you by Sashiko Variety!
To make Sashiko an idol from a year ago, the producer, Tsuchida, gives various instructions every time.
On those days, Sashiko's new member committee, which is organized by the program sponsors, holds a raffle!
On the last episode...
Come here!
Tsuchida has prepared a qualification for Sashihana, who has been slacking off lately.
Who is that person?
Come here!
Former member of AKB48, now the captain of SDN48, Noro Kayo!
You'll be competing against each other.
The person who wins will be the main MC of the next episode.
Come here!
We will have a serious battle with the face of the show, MC Nozawa.
How will the battle go?
Sashihara vs Noro, who will fight with Tsuchida?
It's a tie!
The rules are, Tsuchida, Sashihara, and Noro will hit each other with a hip, and the three of them will show their answers at the same time.
The one who has 10 answers with Tsuchida first wins.
In addition, this game is getting smaller and smaller.
It's smaller than a wipe.
But Sashihara is confident that he won't get smaller.
We've been doing this together for a long time.
Don't underestimate me for three months.
Don't underestimate me.
Let's go.
But...
Noro, you got a point.
Yay!
What should I do?
Did you see that?
No point!
Yay!
Noro won.
Thank you.
Sashihara is getting smaller and smaller.
And...
It's a tie!
He's crying.
I didn't think it would be so different.
Let's move on to the next question.
This is the 12th question.
Why?
That's the question.
Is there such a miracle?
I didn't know you were from Japan.
That's the question.
Noro is...
a reach.
No way.
Sashihara is in a big pinch.
What will happen to Sashihara?
There is still a chance to win, so please do your best.
Yes.
She is in a state of mind.
It's like the last episode of Ashita no Jou.
Don't burn it.
Let's move on.
Let's choose this one.
Who is the impersonator talent?
This is...
But...
It doesn't matter, does it?
No, it doesn't.
3, 2, 1, go!
Maeda Ken.
Maeda Ken?
I've seen him a lot.
I've never seen him impersonating Ayaya.
Tsuchida san is a god.
Korokke san.
Korokke san is the most orthodox.
Korokke san is like a god.
Kannazuki san.
I've seen him on this show.
I've seen him on this show, too.
But I've chosen Maeda Ken.
You have to do it.
I'm sorry.
Noro-chan is good at impersonating.
I'm sorry.
She is safe.
Will Sashiko be able to win?
Let's move on.
What is the first thing you order at a Korean restaurant?
Let's find out together.
Go ahead.
Let's find out together.
NAMURO got 3 points!
NAMURO got 10 points!
NAMURO wins!
NAMURO won the game.
What should I do? I'm on TV in Oita prefecture.
You are on TV in Oita prefecture.
It's funny.
You are funny.
I like Chijimi.
You like Chijimi.
I like Chijimi.
You order a drink at NAMURO MORI.
Then you order Chijimi or PURUKOGI.
You are funny.
What should I do?
You are an assistant.
I can't believe it.
NORO will be the MC.
NORO.
Let's get started.
Where is the bathroom?
NORO will be the MC.
Is this the one you were wearing?
No, it's a new one.
It's the same.
I'm an assistant.
I have eyes in my mouth.
What are you talking about?
Nice to meet you.
Please welcome us warmly.
Thank you.
There is a new qualification for NORO.
This program is like a consultation program.
I'm going to fight.
Put on a mask.
I'm going to fight.
I'll be back next week.
I'm sorry.
After the commercial,
NOROKAYO really starts.
The adult talk variety show started this evening.
NOROKAYO
The adult idol group SDN48 has finally started.
Among them, the main MC of this program has been having a hard time with his skin care.
NONTY.
NOROKAYO.
This program is NONTY's adult talk variety show.
NONTY
Tonight's show is the adult talk show, Noro Kayo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is Noro-san, the main host.
Noro-san, I heard you participated in the A.K.A.G.A. M-1.
Yes, I did.
I participated twice.
You're an adult.
M-1 is a tournament for adults.
Did you participate twice?
Yes, I did.
How many times?
I participated in both until the second round.
So you passed the first round.
Yes, I did.
That's amazing.
Noro-san, what are you aiming for?
That's what I'm aiming for.
I want to be a variety show host.
You want to be an MC.
It's rare for an A.K.A.G.A. member to participate in M-1.
You sing, dance, work hard and become an idol.
You want to be an actress.
Idols are pushed by the agency.
But comedians are not pushed by the agency at all.
I was told to come up on my own.
I was told by the agency when I was 18.
You're fast.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Please wait.
But the group called M-1 is a group of sexy ladies.
Wait a minute.
It's called 48.
Wait.
You're not here?
Are there 36 people?
If you don't wear it, I won't listen to you.
No, it's not like that.
Last time, I think I was a little too nice to Noro-san.
The staff was kind to Noro-san.
Recently, even though I'm Sashiko, I didn't change my appearance.
Suddenly, my appearance has changed today.
From that point of view, I think it's unfair.
Because this is not Sashiko's habit.
It's a program called Norokayo.
No.
Don't talk. I won't talk anymore.
I want you to do it again.
I've heard your wish many times on this show.
I want you to do it again.
What?
I want you to do it again.
Noro-san, please.
The adult variety show has begun.
I'm going to talk about eroticism from this time.
I'll treat you well.
You're not good at it.
You can't do anything.
I can't do it.
That's why I want you to do it again.
Let's do it again.
Originally, it was done as a program of Sashi Ara.
Is that okay?
Please.
It was a program of Sashiko.
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
Let's go over there.
I'm going.
I'm sorry.
The winner of this game is the one who wins three games first.
Sashiko's revenge.
The fifth game of the MC seat.
You're ready to fight.
Are you going to fight seriously from now on?
I'm serious.
The player is also serious.
I'm not serious.
I'm serious.
I understand.
I have a microphone here.
Let's fight with a microphone performance.
The first game is a microphone performance.
Let's fight.
I don't need a sign.
Let's fight.
It was originally a program of me.
Please stop.
The honorific language is strange.
Stop it.
Please change.
Sashi Ara.
Speak out more.
You were doing your own program.
That's where the entertainment world started.
No matter how hard I feel, I decided to recover today.
I understand your program.
Tsuchida-san, you are Tsuchida-san, right?
I've been thinking that you are like Nono-san.
So, please do your best today.
I've been doing my best.
You know that, don't you?
Do you know how grateful I am?
Thank you.
Not now.
I can't do it.
I understand.
I'll be careful from now on.
Thank you.
She's been doing her best before the battle.
Can she win?
The first battle is...
I'm good at this.
Rock-paper-scissors.
The first battle is Rock-paper-scissors.
The winner is the Japanese player.
I'm ready.
Please wear a mask.
Yes.
It's narrow.
I can only see up to here.
If you can't see, push the hammer from above.
I'm scared.
But it's justice to fight.
I understand.
Let's do it.
Let's see who wins.
Please start.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Sashiko's offense and defense are too weak.
Noro is the point player.
But it's not over yet.
I'll do it again.
Will Sashiko, who is still strong, recover?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Noro's victory.
Sashiko, who lost too easily.
Sashiko's power is gone.
Why does this always happen to me?
Do you wear a mask?
You lost because you were confident.
It's kindness.
Is it a handicap?
It's a handicap for Noro.
Please think about it.
What will you do in the second round?
Drinking soda fast.
I've never heard of Sashi Ara drinking soda fast.
The second round is soda drinking fast.
Noro looks like an overwhelming advantage.
Will Sashiko be able to win?
I'll give you a crow.
You're good at this, right?
This time it's a disadvantage.
I'll take it off.
You can't drink it if you wear a mask.
This time it's soda drinking fast.
Let's see how fast you can drink it.
Are you going to drink it cleanly?
No.
I'm renting a studio.
Will Noro be able to drink it cleanly?
Or will Sashiko be able to drink it cleanly?
Are you ready?
Begin.
Look at her face.
It's good.
She looks like she doesn't like carbonated drinks.
She looks like she's having a hard time.
She's about to puke.
You have to do your best.
What was that, Tsuchiya?
This is the last spurt.
Time's up!
The winner of the second round is Noro-san!
Thank you.
To be continued.
I can't do this anymore.
You're crying every week on this show.
I can't do this anymore.
Nono-san, who reached 2 wins early, and Sashiko, who is in tears.
Will it end with a loss again this time?
What should I do?
Sashiko vs. Nono-san. 50,000 wins.
Nono-san is in the lead with 2,000 wins.
Next!
There's more?
Nono-san is reaching.
This is the last one.
If I win next time, I can win the next one.
If you lose next time, it's over.
I think I can use the jersey.
And when people are talking, you have to scream.
I can't help it.
What's the next match?
The next match is...
Dekopin Endurance Battle!
Dekopin Endurance Battle.
In the third round, the one who screams after being pushed by Dekopin loses.
This game requires endurance to endure pain.
Sashihara-san, have you been playing Dekopin since you were a student?
It's my hobby.
I think Nono-san has the power.
Is that so?
Nono-san has the power.
Nono-san, you have to do this.
Nono-san, you have to do this from here.
I think it's impossible.
But...
This mask will protect me today.
What's that?
I don't want to say this, but you're a bastard.
Will the game be decided easily and Nono-san will continue?
Or will Sashihara-san show a miraculous reversal?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Noro-san wins. Noro-san, you go first.
Yes, I'll go first.
If you make a sound, you lose.
Yes.
Noro-san, you go first.
Please.
Sei, sei, sei, sei, sei.
Is that an ACG?
Sei, sei, sei, sei, sei.
I was totally fine.
Come on.
I'll go.
It doesn't matter if you make a sound.
Ei!
Yes!
Yes! Noro-san said it!
After she said it, she looked at my face and said,
Ah!
When we replayed it,
she was looking at Tsuchida's face and said,
I did it!
Noro-san said it!
This game is Sasahara-san's win!
Yes!
Noro-san is the winner!
It hurts.
Noro-san's cute side has been revealed.
I'm a girl.
You're a girl.
It's a good game.
So far, Noro-san has 2 points and Sasahara-san has 1 point.
I can do the next game, right?
Yes, what is the next game?
Tarai Tsundome Battle!
This is a pretty dangerous battle.
Yes.
The fourth game is Tarai Tsundome Battle!
Raku-san is 2 meters tall and weighs 0.5 kg.
She will stop the fall of a tarai with a string with her intuition.
The one who is closer to the head and the tarai wins!
However, if you hit the tarai, you will be disqualified.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
High school.
You go first.
Please sit down.
Do you need a helmet?
Is this a helmet?
I don't need a helmet.
Please sit down.
Do you need a helmet?
No, I don't need it.
This is sundome.
I'm scared.
When you release your hand and catch the tarai,
I will measure the distance between your head and the tarai.
Look at the tarai.
This is handmade by the staff.
Let's start.
I will start.
You are disqualified.
SASHIKO is disqualified.
I've never seen such a slow start.
The distance is 0 cm.
You are disqualified.
This is sundome.
Please let me hit the tarai again.
You can't hit the tarai.
The distance is 0 cm.
It hurt.
I will punch your head.
It's NORO's turn.
Will NORO be disqualified and decide the game?
3.
2.
1.
I will start.
You are disqualified.
Noro-san grabs her by the collar as soon as she lets go.
With a record of just a few centimeters, she easily defeats Sashiko.
The fight is over.
You always...
No, no, no.
You're the one who said it this time.
You're the one who hit yourself.
That's strange.
Please, I'm really sorry.
I'm in trouble, too.
It's about Noro-san and Sashiko.
Noro-san, I'm begging you.
Sashiko is serious about her love for the program.
And Noro-san's decision is...
It's okay. You're a cute junior.
You're so kind, Noro-san. Thank you.
When I see the staff, I can feel their love for Sashiko.
Is that so?
Noro-san said, Is that so?
That's what fans are like.
In the end, Sashiko won the program with a thorn.
We'll be back next week with the usual Sashiko.
Thank you, Noro-san.
The movie, Moshidora, will finally be released this Saturday.
Management?
What's the definition of baseball club?
What's a customer?
The main character is Maeda Atsuko of AKB48.
If you're a high school baseball club manager and you've read Management,
you should definitely go to the movie theater.
Also, Moshidora's theme song, Everyday Kachusha, is on sale.
Please pay attention to Sashiko in the movie.
Also, Not Yet, the long-awaited second single, will be released this summer.
Don't miss it!
Thank you for your precious comments, such as,
I can't get over it even if I'm not good at it,
or, I can't get over how much I love this show.
And, the miracle report, 7th place!
Last time, it was 19th place, right? That's 7th place.
It's just a report.
This will be taken out soon.
Next time, it's going to be an impromptu lecture!
What was that?
I thought it was a push.
It was a push.
I'm so glad!
Don't miss it!