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AKB48's Sashiko and Rino Sashihara.
This program is a Sashiko variety show.
Sashiko challenges herself every time.
This time, Sashiko's task is to have a conversation with Atsuko Maeda.
But...
What's wrong? You're crying.
In addition, idols also need a sense of humor.
So we're going to have a big battle.
I don't want to.
Good evening.
It's late at night.
AKB48's program is about to start.
There are a lot of people in AKB48.
I don't know who will come.
It seems that AKB48 members are coming.
Let's call them.
Come in.
Good morning.
Hello.
AKB48 members are coming today.
Really? Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know who will come.
Suda-san.
AKB48's Sashiko and Rino Sashihara.
Nice to meet you.
It's you.
What?
You look like AKB48.
What?
You look like AKB48.
Yes, I'm serious.
Really?
I didn't know that the main program was popular so soon.
AKB48 members are popular.
I'm sorry.
I don't know much about AKB48.
I like Ebisu Mascots.
I'm sorry.
Sashiko and Rino Sashihara are 18 years old.
They came from Oita Prefecture in 2007.
They won the second general election last year.
They became the 19th place.
They became a member of the heavy rotation.
Let's go!
In the rock-paper-scissors tournament, the winner is Ryuko Oshima.
She is one of the most active members in AKB.
What is your goal in the future?
My goal in the future?
Who is your goal?
Who is my goal?
It's easy to understand.
Mr.Hikomaro.
Stop talking about AKB.
My goal is AKB.
If you are aiming for Mr.Hikomaro, you should be in AKB.
Mr.Hikomaro is amazing.
For example, what is amazing about Mr.Hikomaro?
He eats a lot.
He talks a lot.
He eats a lot.
You started this program as an idol.
I heard Mr.Hikomaro's words.
The staff and managers are worried about you.
This program is Sashiko's training variety show.
Mr.Tsuchida gives Sashiko a lot of challenges to be an idol.
However, the program will be disbanded if the evaluation is low every week.
Sashiko, did you receive the order from the staff?
Yes, I received it.
How was it?
I'm confident.
I think I was able to do it.
Really?
Yes.
I will watch the program from now on.
Yes.
If it doesn't go well, I will change the program from the second time.
You are too open-minded.
I'm a singer professional.
You are too open-minded.
I can change the program as many times as I want.
But you are confident.
You may change the program every time.
Please wait.
But I'm confident.
Really?
Yes.
Let's watch the program.
In the midst of all this, there is an idol who doesn't seem to be doing so well.
It's Sashiko, or Sashihara Rino.
However, there is a sponsor who wants to make a show where Sashiko will be the MC.
However, if Sashiko's new membership is evaluated every week and the evaluation is too low, the show will be cut off immediately.
That's why!
Tsuchida Teruyuki, who is also a senior at the agency, stood up.
For Sashiko, Tsuchida gives her various trials every week.
Will she be able to become a one-man show?
Sashiko's battle begins now!
On the eve of December...
The agency, right?
Yes, the agency.
I don't really go there, so I don't know.
Sashiko appeared in the conference room where Tsuchida's instructions were placed.
Are you Sashiko Nakori?
Yes, I'm Sashihara.
Well, it's like...
Is Yabaijo here?
I'm an idol.
I'm scared. What is this?
Commander, congratulations on the start of the Kanmuri program.
Let's announce this project right away.
This time, it's a conversation with Atsuko Maeda, whom you respect very much.
The theme is the aspirations of 2011.
The time is 20 minutes. It's long!
This time, it's a conversation with Atsuko Maeda, whom Sashiko respects very much.
However, it's not just a conversation.
During the conversation, she will challenge Atsuko Maeda to a rude task.
If she can clear it, she will get a point.
Then, what is the task?
The score list.
If you make Atsuko Maeda laugh, you get 1 point.
If you exchange Atsuko Maeda's phone number and email address, you get 10 points.
Isn't that a low score?
I don't know.
If you make Atsuko Maeda do a comedy show, you get 20 points.
If you make Atsuko Maeda do a love tune, you get 20 points.
If you make Atsuko Maeda say it hurts, you get 30 points.
If you keep talking to Atsuko Maeda for 30 seconds, you get 50 points.
If she can clear these tasks, she will get more than 80 points.
However, if Atsuko Maeda finds out about the project, she will get 0 points.
I can't make a mistake.
80 points is a pass.
I can't talk to Atsuko Maeda for 20 minutes.
What should I do?
Yes.
Please stand by.
It's almost time.
I don't want to do it.
It's good that she takes us to a place where we can think.
Maeda is recording a skit in a nearby studio.
Let's go to the studio and talk to her.
Please look forward to the next time.
What is this place?
Good morning. Excuse me.
Good morning.
Good morning. My name is Rika Sasahara.
Excuse me.
I came here to have a conversation with Maeda-san.
Suddenly?
Yes.
You came here on a whim.
Maeda Asuko successfully took her away.
Where should I start the conversation?
Finally, the conversation starts.
Today, I would like to have a conversation with Mayura-san.
Yes.
Please.
Look at Mayura's relaxed face.
It's 2011.
Today's theme is the goal of 2011.
Mayura-san, please tell us your personal goal.
What kind of TV is this?
This is a conversation program.
I don't know what it is.
Mayura-san, please tell us your personal goal.
I don't know.
I will be 20 years old.
I'm 19 years old, right?
Yes, you are.
So...
I don't know.
I want to be 20 years old.
That's short.
I see.
You also do comedy on mobile phone.
Yes, I do.
So, comedians...
Kiss.
It's strange to kiss here.
Recently, Tano Shingo is popular.
What do you think, Tano Shingo-san?
He is a massage therapist.
Yes.
I want him to give me a massage.
Really?
It's like this.
Don't you know?
I don't know.
I didn't know that.
Amazing.
You don't know comedy, but you know massage.
Yes, I know.
What is your goal as a member of AKB48?
As a member of AKB48?
I don't know.
I want to see how hard Sashihara works.
You mean, Sashiko Kuseni?
I think I should work hard.
I'll do my best, Sashiko Kuseni.
There is a catchy copy.
Do you know Sashiko Kuseni?
It's a blog, right?
Yes, it's a blog.
There is a word called Sashiko Kuseni.
What is it?
It's a joke.
I've never heard such a good answer.
It's a perfect answer.
We have to work hard as a member of AKB48.
Yes.
Well, let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
What?
You did it wrong.
You should have said it harder.
Let's do our best.
Well, let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
What?
You did it wrong.
It's a bit forceful, but she got 20 points.
It's a very difficult question.
I don't know much about Maeda-san.
I don't know much about her.
I don't think I know much about her.
I don't know much about Maeda-san.
I really don't know.
That's right.
I really don't know.
Let's break up.
Really?
I did it.
Thank you very much.
I got a lot of hope in this program.
I'm glad to have the opportunity to get along with Maeda-san.
So, to do my best as an AKB member,
I want to shake hands with her.
Let's shake hands.
Please.
Shake my hand.
You're not good at holding hands.
Please shake my hand.
I'm sure you'll hold hands.
Why?
Let's start with a handshake.
Do you doubt me?
Let's start with a handshake.
Why are you doing that to me?
What is your goal as an AKB member?
My goal as an AKB member?
I wonder.
My first goal is the Tokyo Dome.
I wonder what it would be like.
I feel like I want to stand on the Tokyo Dome.
But, if you stand on the Tokyo Dome...
I want to stand on the Tokyo Dome.
I want to meet the fans in my dreams again.
I've been doing it since I had a dream.
It's still early, but when it's over...
It's sad when it's over.
I see. It's really difficult.
Kamerushi?
Yes, it's difficult.
How have you been?
How have you been, Asu-chan?
What's wrong?
How have you been lately?
What?
How have you been?
In a word, I'm not good at it.
When I'm surprised, I'm like,
What? Really?
I have to get excited.
But after I said,
What? Really?
I can't connect.
I can only say,
What's wrong with you?
It's like a gag.
I don't know why.
Suddenly asking for a handshake.
It's strange.
As it is now, this program...
It's a little late.
No, it's not like that.
Please watch it.
There's a sequel.
The second half.
Maybe the bad staff will upload it to YouTube.
It's terrible.
Can Sashiko get 80 points?
To the second half.
I'm still doing it.
I'm glad.
Unfortunately, the studio is in Adachi.
It's not a pity.
It's too far.
I got on the train for the first time.
You can't do anything about it.
This time, I'd like you to challenge Oogiri.
Oogiri?
It's Oogiri.
Idols also have a good sense of humor.
So this time, we're going to decide who's the most boring.
We're going to play a game to decide who's the most boring.
First of all, this is the person.
Let's go.
Congratulations.
Let's go.
Let's take a quick look at Instagram.
Sugiyama.
You killed him, didn't you?
Spit it out.
If you have evidence, bring it to me.
Captain.
The result of the inspection came out.
Sugiyama, listen carefully.
The fingerprints on the knife used for the crime.
It's the worst.
Your face matches.
My face?
Thank you very much.
Look at this.
The stage is long, so the voice is loud.
It's hard for Onsei.
It's not the volume of the voice until now.
I'll call another group.
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
I'm Takuro Kimoki.
Nice to meet you.
Let's go.
A long time ago, in the Italian soccer league.
It's called Serie A.
It's an impersonation of a doctor running up to an injured player in a match on a rainy day.
And then...
Thank you very much.
So, this is what AKB looks like.
It's pretty...
It's pretty bad.
So, let's get started.
This time, we're going to announce the topic of the day.
We're going to announce the topic of the day.
So, let's get started.
The topic is...
What's this month's special article about?
Here's this month's special article.
How to raise your salary by 50 yen.
What's this?
It's not a book!
What's this?
I see.
It's not a book.
Sumi-san.
Since we're poor, let's do this.
Gari-gari nude.
Let's just keep going.
Sashiko.
How to make perfume with green onion juice.
Let's just keep going.
I'll do it.
Yamada-san.
Yes?
Try wiping your butt with money.
On the contrary?
He's a poor guy.
Seriously?
On the contrary?
Yuzo-san.
How to get food that the staff doesn't like.
I see.
That's good.
That's a good point.
Sumi-san.
Let's just keep going.
Cambodia tour.
Yamada-san.
Let's get food from a pigeon.
What's this month's special article about?
Let's stay at someone else's bathroom.
What does that mean?
Since we don't have much money, let's stay at someone else's bathroom.
I see.
She's angry.
That's a good point.
If we were in our 20s, we'd be being dragged around.
We'll be in our 40s soon.
Next question.
Out of 100 people, 16 people.
How many people are there?
Yes.
How many or how few?
You're serious.
It's not that few.
You're doing a good job.
Seriously.
I don't know the answer.
Out of 100 people, 16 people. How many are there?
A person who borrows a document from Tsutaya.
That's a good point.
I see.
You don't need a Hollywood movie.
A person who has 2000 yen bills.
Oh.
That many.
Everyone.
Oh.
That's amazing.
You're aiming for the top.
It's embarrassing.
Next.
Out of 100 people, 16 people.
A person who saw Kiyohara in Roppongi.
That's a lot of people.
Kiyohara is a lot of people.
By the way, I saw him recently.
That's amazing.
Next.
A person who came back alive from the battlefield.
What kind of information is that?
I want to learn calligraphy.
You're in a hurry.
Next.
I don't know the answer.
A person who has an unknown bruise on his leg.
That's sad.
The final is Sugi-san.
I don't want to do this.
You two are in a hurry.
Next.
Yes.
Next.
A male idol unit.
Ekozamurai.
It was born.
Ekozamurai was born.
What is the title of the debut single?
Yes.
After this, Sasuko's delusion with a switch on.
Hey, did you know? Maeda Atsuko is an entertainer!
What? There's no way Atsuko is an entertainer!
Oh, you're right! She's an entertainer!
So Maeda Atsuko has finally graduated from AKB?
That's pretty interesting!
I've never seen Atsuko like this before!
Show me the money, too!
Hey, Sasuko, why don't you try searching for her?
Hey, did you know?
Oshima Yuko has a boyfriend!
Are you kidding me?!
There's no way that's true!
Good morning!
I'm so lucky.
Where are you going?
She's so cute.
Tori, didn't you like the baby?
It feels so good.
That's right, but she's too cute.
If you want to see more, search for it on Sashiko no Kise ni.
Male idol unit, Ekozamurai.
It's been born, right?
Ekozamurai has been born.
What's the title of your debut single?
Yes.
Basically, Utanpo.
It's not Eko, after all.
You've grown a little, haven't you?
In this short period of time.
You've grown.
Yes, J-san.
Shoto at 8 o'clock.
That's right.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Sugi-san.
Isn't it okay to be a white house?
I don't know.
Yes.
Garbage disposal night.
That's good.
It's kind of like that, isn't it?
Because it's Ekozamurai.
Yes, J-san.
Recycle Recycling Revival.
That's good.
Yes.
That's it.
Room and 1 yen savings and me.
Room and greetings and me.
I know it well.
Yes.
But it's good.
Really?
Room and 1 yen savings and me, isn't it good?
I'll go more and more.
Then, the next topic.
What is Mr. Sazae, who became the world's strongest?
Yes.
Certainly.
He has a bomb on his shoulder.
Who is that?
Mr. Sazae.
The picture is very similar.
Mr. Sosuke, is it okay?
Can you show me the picture?
I also have this power cup.
Here.
The picture is the same.
That's right.
Mr. Sazae.
Mr. Sazae, does it look like that?
Let's go.
Yes.
Mr. Ikiyoshi.
It's like this.
Mr. Yukiko.
Call me Mr. Sazae.
I see.
Yosamake.
You're wearing it.
This is Yosamake.
You're wearing it, Mr. Yuzo.
Mr. Sashimi.
At the end of the song, there's a part that goes like this.
He's throwing a bomb over there.
That's why he's the strongest.
You're wearing it, Mr. Sashiko.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's that.
Should I go home?
No, it's fine.
Mr. Yamai.
It's a collaboration.
Mr. Sazae, you're the strongest.
Yes.
Mr. Sashiko.
Super Saiyan for now.
What does that mean?
Don't ask anymore.
Mr. Yosuke.
I'll give up on the drawing.
After I swallow it, I'll spit it out.
You're the strongest.
It's boring.
I'll spit it out.
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Sashiko.
I'll beat up Mr. Isasaka.
Mr. Isasaka.
That's true.
You're the strongest.
You're a bad girl, Mr. Isasaka.
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Jay.
I'm a bit of a politician.
I don't know why.
You're the strongest.
Yes, Mr. Yamaguchi.
I have a Saikogan in my left hand.
It's a cobra.
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Sugi.
I have a Saikogan in my left hand.
I'm a bit of a politician.
You're a bit of a politician?
Yes.
You're a bit of a politician?
Yes.
You're bad.
Really.
I didn't expect this piece of crap to be a Tsukkomi.
Next up is Sashiko World's Sakuratsu.
Hey, look!
Sashihara Rino is doing something weird on her phone!
It's Sashiko, isn't it?
Don't say that and look at it!
Don't you usually search by hand for what's in the box?
Here's what's in the box!
It's so stupid!
Even though she's in 19th place, she's good!
Sashiko is doing her best, too!
For now, search for Sashiko!
Sashikoshiko?
Yes.
I'll take it.
You'll take it in due time, right?
Yes.
Thank you.
It's TBS, you know?
Who will be the winner of the Daikon battle?
We'll continue in the second half!
Today's evaluation by the Sashikoshinki committee.
Sashihara-san, please do your best.
I hope you'll visit Sashihara-san's website and download it.
Maeda, Oshima, and Sashihara are doing something like this!
Maeda, Asuko, singing, dancing, and composing!
This site will make you fall in love with Oshima!
What's in the box?
I can't do it!
The conversation between Maeda and Sashiko is finally over!
Do your best!
Maeda-san is an idiot.
Please look forward to the next episode!