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What took you so long?
I finished my makeup in 10 minutes, so I waited for about an hour.
I waited for an hour.
I'm a little late.
What are you doing today?
I'm practicing for the stage.
Oh, I see.
I just got a call that it was over.
Really?
It's called being sloppy.
Sloppy.
I'm going to practice for the stage.
I've never done this before.
I've never done this before either.
It's probably the root of time.
What are you going to do?
I have no choice but to go.
Let's go.
Look how excited she is. It's like she's on a stage.
It was different from what I had in mind.
Hello.
Prologue
I think a woman with thick legs is more important than a woman.
If you say that, it's not a woman without a chest.
But it's still a face.
I hope the woman is kinder than us.
What do you mean?
What if they say something like us now?
I'm not scared.
Don't say that!
Is that so?
He's already tired
What should I do?
Excuse me
Excuse me, can you stop practicing once?
Why are you here?
Good morning
The location is from 9 o'clock, so it's already 9 o'clock
Can you stop practicing?
I'm still practicing until this point, so if I can stop suddenly...
Really?
Please go ahead
Wow, wow, wow...
Good morning
I was told good morning in this outfit
Good morning
Everyone was surprised
What's wrong? I just got to the place where the herpes was healed
Ah, I see
The herpes was healed, but it's still in good condition
That's good. But Mr. Yamada might be a little angry today.
Why is that?
He was stopped on the way.
Speaking of the situation, I'm going to shoot a video from now on.
What's that all of a sudden?
Well, it's my judgment, so I'll ask Mr. Yamada.
First of all, can I borrow Mr. Fukuda for a while?
Yes, please.
Thank you very much.
I can go to the movie theater, right? That's great.
Then, let's go.
Oh, is that okay?
Yes.
Excuse me, I'll borrow it.
Can we go to the movie theater in this outfit?
All of us can go to the movie theater.
I'm glad.
Famous people are the first guests on the show.
Yes.
You came out last week, didn't you?
It's the first time a comedian has come to the movie theater.
But last week, Yamada-san never came.
Are you ready?
Are you going there?
Yes, I'm going.
This is over, right?
Yes, it's over.
You look like a strange old man.
Let's finish today.
Is it okay to finish?
Mr. Fukuda is in a good position.
I heard Mr. Muro's song a while ago.
It's a musical song.
You were good at it.
Can I wear it?
Wow, the way you say it with your nose.
I said you were really good at it.
I'm sorry to interrupt your practice.
No, no, no.
I'm wearing the same clothes as the previous recording.
It's too much to change clothes.
I was told earlier.
It feels like the same heat is coming.
That's all.
The only change of clothes.
I'm ready to change my clothes.
Thank you very much.
This is my old friend, Mr.Yowada.
He is a member of Team B.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
He is a member of Team B.
I only wear a skirt when I sit like this.
That's right.
I only wear a skirt when I sit like this.
That's right.
This is a very good spread.
This is a brand of Mariko.
What kind of relationship do you two usually have?
Have you ever been to FUNAKA SETSU?
Yes, I have.
Yes.
We invite each other once a week.
Which is the most frequent?
We meet once every two months.
Where do you go?
Recently, Sashara made me something like a butter pan at home.
Hey! You're cooking, aren't you?
I've never cooked anything but my parents
How was the taste? It was really delicious.
Butter pan? Like a butter soy sauce pot
My white miso butter pan was super delicious
don't ask my name
I'm that kind of person
Muro, what are you doing?
i want to hear it too
even last week
I got a call last week on the 50th
I came here today during rehearsals.
They say follow me
Wow!
So delicious!
Subscribe to my channel!
Let's all drink together!
I've been fasting for 3 days.
I've been fasting.
When I asked you to go out for dinner yesterday, you said you've been fasting.
Aren't you scared?
I've been fasting for 3 days.
You really don't eat anything?
I don't eat anything at all.
I drink two cups of coffee in the morning and evening.
You're pretty thin in those three days.
I lost 3kg in three days.
That's scary.
I'll do my best to lose weight.
That's not the end. That's the start.
You don't have to lose weight at all.
I got really fat at the end of the year.
Well, today's project is...
We've had a lot of loose projects so far.
That's true. We've only had dinner.
It's interesting.
We haven't been able to go to the project yet.
That's true.
There's a reason for that.
As you can see, Goki is in the middle of training.
That's right.
He's about to go on stage.
It's going to be hard for me and Sachi to match our schedules.
So I talked to the staff.
I think we'll be able to get a big role when we have to match our schedules.
I've decided.
Mr. Aoki.
Mr. Aoki is busy.
Really?
He's a star.
I don't have anyone to manage my schedule.
I'm sad. Mr. Aoki went to Mr. Bart.
Mr. Aoki is independent.
This time, I'd like to suggest a person like this.
I'd like to suggest a person like this at my university.
That's good.
That's good, isn't it?
I'd like to suggest a person like this at my university.
Think about it in my way.
That sounds good.
I'm calling you.
So, including Sasshi's point of view,
I think it's a viewer's point of view.
I'm sure it's not just my preference.
And today, I'm going to take these two.
I was called.
I'm just a judge.
I know Sasahara very well.
Right?
Yes.
I know him very well.
That's right.
I often watch TV.
You are a fan.
We are on the same level.
This program is brought to you by the sponsor of this program.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm waiting.
The first group is GENIUS.
That's good.
JARUJARU?
PIECE?
PANZA?
They are very familiar.
Really?
Do you know them?
Absolutely.
Do you know them?
Yes.
This is the combination of Sashihara and Mino.
I'm so happy.
Can I call you?
The first performer, please.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I don't know you.
I'm PANSA.
I knew it.
Thank you very much.
Take-naga-san! Take-naga-san!
I'm not Take-naga-san.
I'm not taking a long time.
Before I was called, I was called PANSA.
I was expecting a lot of things.
I was thinking of going home at that point.
Who is it?
Don't you know? I'm a big fan of them in the theater.
I'm Shison-no. Nice to meet you.
Shison-no!
Shison-no-san, it's hard to do that.
Let's have a meal together.
No, no, no.
I'm not like that.
Then you have to go home.
Why?
It's fun.
Nice to meet you.
Let's have a light meal.
I'm a little nervous.
I don't think my throat will pass.
What is the reason for eating?
I don't know.
If there is something, I will tell you immediately.
Who else is in the same class as you?
Edo HARUMI is in the same class as me.
I'm not good at cooking.
Everyone is stupid in the way of cooking.
TATSUYA is stupid in the way of cooking.
Thank you very much.
I want you to look it up.
I'm embarrassed by that.
I'm always on my cell phone.
I'm embarrassed by that.
If you search for Jisun, you'll find Jiro.
Stop it!
It's true!
That's the power balance.
My parents-in-law own a sushi restaurant in Shizuoka.
That's me. Stop with your personal information.
Stop it.
Your favorite food is a sublet of a pigeon.
No, it's not funny.
I'm really interested.
Thank you.
Both of you are wearing the same glasses.
We are not wearing the same glasses.
We are wearing the same glasses.
Both of you are wearing the same glasses.
That's not true.
Please.
What do you want to know?
My hobby.
Your hobby?
Yes.
I'm proud of myself.
Please stop.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yoshimoto fashion ranking is announced every year.
I'm in the 7th place.
If I were in your place, I'd be in the 8th place.
Then, today's long one...
Yes. I made fun of this.
When I made fun of this, I thought they were lame.
This is the 7th place.
Poor kids.
I wanted to teach them.
I want to make Sashihara stylish.
Thank you for such a project.
Sashihara fashion selected by the 7th place.
7th place with this face.
That's not true.
It's not true.
It's okay if I say it, but you say it.
That's right.
You can talk about anything.
You can read a fashion magazine.
Who reads it?
I'll read it.
Then the first book is sold.
The first book is sold.
Jiro, don't you have a hobby?
A war game.
It's connected to the Internet.
It's very interesting.
Surprisingly, Jiro was caught.
It's very funny. Jiro is very funny.
His explosive power is amazing.
He didn't say anything.
Do you have a hobby?
I have a hobby.
I like to collect a lot of strange manga other than the fashion I mentioned earlier.
A lot of strange manga?
It's not good to say strange.
I collect Ebisu's manga.
I collect such things.
I don't read it at all.
Manga.
I don't say it out loud.
There was a war game.
What kind of game is a war game?
With a foreigner.
This is a strange way of thinking.
They look down on us.
Why are you laughing with a foreigner?
This is definitely strange.
You'd better not say it.
They are underestimating us.
It's strange.
It's a war game.
It's normal.
What kind of game is it?
Put on a headset and talk.
It's a cultural communication.
It's better to do it.
I want to do it.
I played a game with Jiro.
I want to do it.
It's funny.
You've been abroad, right?
It's funny.
It was a happy day.
You're a fast learner.
I've been drinking with two people lately.
He's a good student.
When someone else comes, he says something weird about me.
He's also a good human being.
I'm so angry.
You can hit me first.
Really?
He is protected by a big organization.
I know.
He is protected by a big organization.
You guys are big, but you are not protected.
He is protected by a big organization.
Let's do it.
What do you think, Sashii?
Both are interesting.
From now on, we will make use of Sashii.
That's right.
I will give you a gift.
What is the theme of this Sashihara?
I will give you a gift.
What is the theme of this Sashihara?
If you are not in AKB48, what you want to do is the best 5.
Let's make our dreams come true.
Sashihara is an idol, so she can't go to the place she wants to go.
She can't see what she wants to see.
I'm not sure if it's a variation or not.
We want to be an S.P.
I see.
Let's melt into the city and make Sashihara's big dream come true.
Sashihara.
You don't like the outside of the house, do you?
Let's play a game.
No, no, no.
There's a good SP.
If you're attacked by an enemy in this town, how do you fight the enemy?
That's my favorite.
Don't get carried away.
I want to know the most.
I've always been talking about who can survive on an uninhabited island with his parents.
Oh, I see.
What do you want to do?
What do you mean by you don't want to do?
If you're so stuck in a situation, then you can do something.
It's fun to try it.
He'll quit right away if he doesn't want to do it.
I'll do it until the end.
We can do something like taking care of each other.
If you don't do it, I won't do it.
Let's get rid of that guts.
I'm getting angry just by listening to it.
But I'm going to cry.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if it's a woman's tears.
Women's tears come out when you press a button somewhere, right?
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'm going to have a discussion.
I'm scared of how to turn off the fire.
I'm going to have a discussion.
I don't play golf at all.
Let's go snowboarding.
Then I don't want to cry anymore.
I don't cry at Saseya's land because it doesn't make sense.
I'm scared.
I don't sing at all.
I use Skype the most.
That's good.
I like home.
Let's do it at Jiro's house.
I'm going to Jiro's house.
Who do you live with now?
I live alone now.
Let's go snowboarding together.
If I'm not there, I'm going to play at Jiro's house.
The story has changed completely.
What do you have at home?
I have all the game consoles. Xbox, PlayStation 3, Wii U, and so on.
I have a lot of small tools.
Let's go play with that.
If you don't have time to play with the small tools, I'll play with you.
I'll connect you.
That's great.
If you have a moment to play, please play it.
Let's go to Jiro's house.
Which one?
Hasegawa's house.
I don't have any games in my house.
What do you have?
I have Ebisu's manga.
And I have a Ninja Turtles toy.
Mutant Turtles?
I like American toys.
I'm not interested in Hasegawa at all.
Why?
I'm not interested at all.
But I got it. I got the good part about you two.
No, you didn't get it.
I got it!
We've been together for a long time, so I knew right away when the switch went off.
As soon as I said I was going to go to Hasegawa's house, it went off.
It's scary.
It went off.
Don't get hurt.
But...
Let's go.
Let's go to Jiro-san's house.
Follow him.
You killed a young man.
One project has passed now.
Please look forward to the next episode.
Let's go to Jiro-tei.
We did it.
It was a good idea.
Let's go to Jiro-tei next time.
Jiro-tei is nothing.
Let's go to Jiro-tei next time.
It's a simple game.
It's scary.
Let's go to Muro-san's house.
I don't want you guys to come.
Let's go.
I don't want you guys to come.
Let's go to Muro-san's house.
That's the worst.
How many times do you hold a sash when you go to Jiro-tei?
0.5 times.
That's because you and Hasegawa-san are bad.
We don't do that anymore.
You can't do that much when you go to Jiro-tei.
I'm a little shy.
What do you do at a stranger's house?
Please wait.
There's one more person who can do this, right?
Yes, there is one more person.
I don't know if you can be in that frame yet.
Don't try to get out of the frame all of a sudden.
That's what it's really like.
I don't know, but it's a key point right now.
Please wait. We can't have a chance.
Because it's definitely going to sell.
No, that's not true.
I'm serious.
I can see you in the long run.
I can't.
If you can't do it, the next person will do it.
Oh, I see.
We'll go to the Jiro store.
One-on-one.
Jiro is moving.
We'll talk for two hours.
We might get caught.
We'll talk to each other.
We'll go to Jiro's house.
Sashi and Jiro will play together.
Mr. Susono, it's okay now.
What?
Don't say that.
It's okay now.
We'll talk for two hours.
Already out? I thought it was out already. But I really want to see the next person.
If he gets a piece next time, that would be better, wouldn't it?
Stop it.
I'll never forget that.
By the way, the next person is an actor.
That would be better, wouldn't it?
Stop it. Don't look at my face and say it.
But it's fashionable, so it's okay.
I hate this guy.
There are people who say they hate Sashihara.
On the contrary, it's not good for everyone.
He's not a bad guy at all.
We're bumping into each other.
What are you talking about?
We're always bumping into each other.
We've never bumped into each other.
We don't bump into each other when we're on TV.
It's like, I'm a little bit of a pro.
Okay, then.
Switch.
Yes, I'm sorry.
We'll come back later when we have another screening.
Thank you very much.
Next up is the actor.
Yes.
The actor.
I think this person is pretty good.
I think you can expect it.
Then I'll call you.
Yes.
Let's go.
Thank you.
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What's the theme of this program?
I'm sorry.
Do you like taking a bath in the dark?
It starts with a bridge and ends with a bridge.
What are you talking about?
What did I say?
I don't know where I am now.
It's different from being handsome.
Are you not handsome?
Take it off.
It's great.
It's moist.
It's great.
Everyone is different.
I think you're the most different.
Don't touch your neck.
Don't pay attention to it.
Please look forward to it.