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There are a lot of fun things.
I thought it would be better if I told you a little bit.
I'll go to the next time.
Tell me to make it for two weeks.
You have a good face.
This is the handsome actor.
Hello, I'm Tsuyoshi from Katakana.
It's not dangerous.
I'll fix it.
I don't like it. I don't know what to do when I want to quit as soon as possible.
I want to pay attention to it, but I don't know what to do when I can't use it.
I'm really sorry.
What's next?
I don't know.
Is there a place where guests go?
I heard that there is a magic bar.
Magic bar?
I see.
Do you drink alcohol?
You can see the magic of a professional magician while eating rice.
You don't usually come to places like this, do you?
Before that, let's get out of this building as soon as possible.
What's wrong?
There's a store under this building that says,
It's a store that sells vending machines.
It's a dark place like that.
It's not dark.
Shinjuku sells vending machines.
You say that in front of the people in the store.
It's not this store. It's not this store.
It's in the building where this store is.
Shinjuku is scary.
A place where you can experience the life of a master
I've never been to a bar before
Oh, really?
I don't drink alcohol
I've never talked to a master in a bar like this
I've never talked to a master
I don't know what to say
I don't think that kind of person can talk to a master
What's your name?
My name is Kokoro
I have the same name as my grandmother's dog
The conversation has started
Nice to meet you
When do you do magic at a magic bar?
Do you do it in front of the people who are drinking?
Yes
When the drink comes out
Until the drink comes out
I do it for about 90 minutes.
Then you don't have time to drink.
That's right, so I don't buy it anymore.
If you drink it, you really don't know.
Everyone really doesn't drink it.
I want to see it seriously, so I don't drink it.
It's three times as much as the number of people who drink it.
I don't know what magic is.
No matter what I do, I think it's magic no matter what I do.
What kind of system is it?
Is it magic fee?
So, instead of everyone drinking the drink,
charge is higher than a normal bar.
If it's a normal bar, it's 500 yen.
If it's expensive, it's about 1000 yen in Ginza.
But magic is 8000 yen with a charge of 3000 to 4000 yen So, it's about 3000 yen to 4000 yen in Ginza.
What's with that face?
What's wrong?
As expected, I can't complain in front of you.
No, no, no.
I just want to complain.
But I'm holding it in. I'll decide after I see it.
How much is it?
It's not a real salary, it's a daily salary.
It's 15,000 to 20,000 yen.
I'm a magician, so I have a lot of skills.
It's more expensive than working at a bar.
If you get 200,000 yen a day, it's 600,000 yen a day.
I have to buy it.
That's what everyone says.
Is that so?
The TV is buying magic.
That's right.
There's only one person who buys it.
One person who doesn't buy magic.
That's right.
It doesn't matter.
The TV is saying that it will buy magic.
That's what the TV said.
Even if I correct it here, no one is watching this TV, so it doesn't make sense.
I'm sorry.
Don't say that no one is watching.
I'm sorry.
By the way, according to what I heard, this magic is a 1000 yen system if you look through it.
It's going to be the original.
It's possible that it's going to be negative.
Have you ever been negative?
I've never been negative.
Well, if you're a professional, you'll know.
That's right.
What is it?
But will some of them be found out? I'll give you 1,000 yen every time you see through it. How much has been taken in total so far?
Our young staff, but 30,000 yen. Eh! This guy is really bad at it! 30 of them were discovered!
No, I'm selfish. Even if you get hit from the store. That's right! Sounds like fun!
Don't you regret it? sure sure. I agree. I'm going to reflect on it when it's gone.
No, hurry up.
OK, let's go.
To be honest, there are some things that can be overlooked, and some things that are impossible.
Please give up on those things and enjoy it.
Today, we're going to use this light bulb.
It was shining suspiciously just now.
It was shining suspiciously? Really?
A little...
That's a lie.
I'll look it up.
It's a lie.
Is there a manufacturer called Asahi? I don't know the manufacturer. Asahi, I'm here, I'm here.
Don't even know the box under here? Both sides.
I bought it for 100 yen. There are no seeds or tricks.
That's right, that's right. It's okay, it's okay
For me, I use a flashlight. Then, first of all, please put out your hand and make a hole.
It feels a little wider. That's right, that's right. I'm going to put a socket in here.
I'm going to pinch the light.
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
I'm serious.
Fukuda should be able to see it because he's holding it.
I didn't touch it from the side.
I'm going to make a hole.
I don't know anything.
I'm scared.
I'm going to pinch the light.
What is it? I'm sorry.
Wow! It's amazing! It's a moon! It's a moon!
What is it? What is it? I'm scared. I'm shaking.
I'm scared.
What do you do with this butt?
The butt is a socket, isn't it? If you remove the socket, it will disappear.
Please show me the one that was standing earlier.
Yes.
Please show me the lamp that was standing.
The lamp that was standing?
Yes, the monster lamp.
Can you put this on?
Oh, it's getting closer.
It's getting closer.
The magician of the comedy world.
Let's try it.
It's getting closer.
This is so nothing.
Amazing.
If it's done.
If it's done, I'll start next week.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
This program is provided by the sponsor you see.
I didn't touch it.
I didn't touch the light bulb.
Not at all.
I didn't touch it.
Let's start cooking.
There are a lot of ingredients.
Today, I'm going to use burrito and natto.
It's hard to take it off.
Please close the lid.
Should I close it?
Please close it.
There's nothing.
I touched it for the first time.
There's nothing.
I've never seen it on TV.
It's fresh.
Please put out your left hand.
Yes.
Please pinch here.
Yes.
That's right.
It's scary.
What was that?
It's scary.
I don't get it. What is this?
Wait a minute. Can I do it again?
Let's do it again.
I'm going to close this first.
My hands are getting numb.
I feel like there's something.
The bolt is coming off.
Oh, my God.
This is so much fun.
Let's take it off.
Don't tell me you're going to close it.
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
If you look at it with your eyes, you can see it.
But I'm going to be careful not to see it with my eyes.
I can't lose.
This is definitely possible.
You can get 1,000 yen.
I can't lose.
I want you to follow the direction of the ball.
Put the ball in your pocket.
Which do you think the ball is in, the pocket or the shaker?
Shaker.
It's a shaker for magic, isn't it?
What is it?
From here.
One, two, three.
It's a pocket, isn't it?
Why? There are two.
But this is normal, isn't it?
It's not correct, is it?
Close the ball pocket.
One, two.
What?
Close the ball pocket.
What?
Something strange is coming out.
Close the ball pocket.
Please put out your hand.
No!
What? Are you really okay?
It's a pigeon
I'm really scared of living things
It's not a living thing
It's a pigeon
I'm scared
It's a cucumber
What? I'm scared
Desprino
It's delicious
Ask me what it is
What do you mean?
That's what I'm talking about.
I don't want to do it anymore. It's funny.
The soy sauce is big.
I don't want to do it anymore.
What should I do? I'm scared.
Can anyone see through this?
Please do it again.
You have to do it twice.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Finally
I'll prepare the ultimate one.
I'm scared.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Please do it again.
If you don't know how to do it, you can do it wherever you want.
I don't know how to do it.
Stop it!
Okay.
I'll show you how to do it.
I can do it.
Can I look at it?
Yes, you can look at it.
I can do it.
I have a pen here.
Oh, this is...
Please put a sign with a mark and a number on it.
A sign with a mark and a number?
Is that so?
Should I write it like this?
Yes, write it big.
That's what it looks like.
That's how it looks.
Yes, that's perfect.
Please write it down.
Then,
I'll fold it.
Oh, fold it.
You'll know if you fold it.
Actually, it's not a card that's that big.
It's okay if you fold it.
It's not that big of a deal if you fold it or not.
Please write it down.
It's a little strange.
It's actually a wallet.
There's a reason why there are so many chucks.
Put it in your stomach.
Pull the chucks.
It disappears.
It's gone!
Where did the chucks go?
It's gone.
It appears in your pocket.
Wait.
It's gone!
Which one do you not need?
I don't need this one.
Then, I won't use the one you don't need.
No, you can't use that one.
No, no, no.
You can't use that one.
I chose this one out of two.
It's very important.
You can choose that one.
No!
I'm sorry. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm scared.
No, you can't use that one.
I want to see it too. I didn't see it.
Open it. Open it.
This is too scary.
Please take it off.
I'll take it off.
You can change it.
It's wet like it was in the first place.
No way.
This is no good.
Yeah!
Why?
This...
This is impossible.
This is bad.
Thank you very much.
I enjoyed more than 4,000 yen.
This is the first time I've hustled with Sashihara.
You looked so bored earlier.
I'm dancing in my heart right now.
Kokoro, are you the best here?
To be honest, I'm not good at it.
Like the lyrics, each person has a different fan.
I like this person.
I have a lot of fans.
Fukuda's number one.
You're so small.
You're in a different place.
That's what I'm saying.
It's over. It's over.
The golf was too long.
Now that I think about it, I should have played golf alone.
I want to go home without going to the next scene.
I want to end it with this.
Where are you going next?
I'm going to fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
I'm happy to be friends with you.
Getter's is not a fortune-teller.
If so, you and I are going to be friends.
You're a man.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What kind of story is it?
Let's go fortune-telling.
I'm a woman, so I'm curious about what I'm interested in.
I'm curious about what I'm interested in.
I'd like to see a lot of fortune-tellers.
Thank you very much.
Reiko Kurihara
Someone played with you before.
Yes, Reiko Kurihara.
Really?
Yes.
What kind of music did you play?
I don't remember much, but I think it was amazing.
It's pretty good.
I spend New Year's Eve with Kojima Kotaro once a year.
New Year's Eve is the only time I get to play with her.
I also played with her this year.
Thank you very much.
She said that she will play with me this year, and I will play with her next year.
That's not true.
Wait a minute. You don't know me next year, do you?
That's strange.
I'll tell you.
I was told by someone who is very lucky.
I've heard of it.
Who is it?
I was told that I should watch it half a year before I get married.
Then I told her that I would watch it half a year before I get married.
That's the right answer.
What are we going to study today?
Nice to meet you.
Today, we are going to study something called station.
We are going to study something called station.
We are going to do that today.
But first, we are going to check your luck this year.
We also have your date of birth.
We are going to check your luck with this station.
First, let's start with Sachihara san.
Let's start with your work.
Looks good.
I don't know.
Is it really positive?
Looks good.
Next, Muro-san.
You should have said it first.
I didn't say it.
You said it too.
It looks good.
It's the same.
No, it's not.
It's a penalty.
Penalty?
You don't know?
I was shocked when you said it was a penalty.
Next, the director.
Yes.
Looks bad.
It's a good penalty.
It's a penalty. It's a penalty.
It's a good penalty.
First of all, there are three of you, so the second place is in the middle.
This year's second place is...
The second place is...
The second place goes to the director.
Yay!
As for the director, it's up to you.
Especially in the first half of the season,
I don't think you should start anything.
I think it's time to prepare.
If you're ready in the first half of the season,
It's going to be a new situation after September.
The problem is that the director is also a sponsor.
I think it's going to be difficult in the first half of the season.
I think it's going to be a new situation after September.
Do you think you'll be blessed?
Akimoto, Akimoto.
Don't call me by my first name.
When you're with me.
When you're with me, you can call me Akimoto.
I can't say that.
I'm sorry.
I'll announce the first place.
The first place is...
Sashihara-san!
I said it wrong!
You're still in the first place?
You don't need to be in the first place, do you?
Come on!
This year, you can look at it from a young age.
Even if you make a mistake, you'll get a big result.
But you have to increase your personal work.
It's a real game.
Sashihara-san is the best.
You're missing the point.
Your personal work is missing the point.
That's right.
I'm just curious about the fact that you don't have any friends.
You're working with your friends, but you don't have any friends.
I've been with him for a few hours, but he doesn't have any friends.
I'm not a fortune teller.
I'm just wondering if he has any friends.
Muro-san, you're not allowed to work alone this year.
Who would you like to work with? Who would you like to support?
Who would you like to support?
The balance of these three is very good.
Really?
Yes, it's good.
It's a good triangle.
But if it's just Mr. Sashihara and Mr. Moro, it's over.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat mine.
He's the type of person who brings delicious things to the end.
But he's being neutralized by the director.
That's a good person.
Dismiss.
Really? That's why you don't have any friends.
He's dead.
It was great.
It was fun.
It felt good.
I'm grateful.
It felt good.
How was it? Did you have fun?
It was fun.
I had fun, too.
It was fun.
It's good. I don't know if the people who watched it enjoyed it or not, but at the handshake event today, there was a person who fell in love with Ran Sashihara.
What? It's not what.
I fell in love with Ran Sashihara. He told me that he was an angel.
What are you looking at? I was a girl.
What kind of face are you looking at? I don't know. I was a girl.
I've been saying bad things with this face all the time.
I wonder if this looks like an angel.
What is it? I wonder if I made a mistake.
I think it would have been nice if there was someone who would look at me like that.
Well, today, too, I'm thinking of doing it with the two of us.
There are things that Mr. Muro wants to say, there are things that he wants to say.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work.
Why did you suddenly start saying hello?
Because we met.
I forgot to tell you.
It doesn't matter.
I couldn't say it many times, so I thought I'd say it many times.
What is this?
I'm going to do a musical with Fukuda.
So I want you to come to see this.
I'm tired of seeing this ad.
How many times have I seen it?
Please recommend a photo.
Mr. Muro is naked.
That seems to be the highlight.
He seems to be confident in his nakedness.
I'm not confident in my nakedness.
So please take a look.
Thank you very much.
I was surprised that you called me in the morning and asked me to come out.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
I don't show up on TV with sweatpants.
I don't have a beard.
I'm wearing a jersey.
I'm wearing a jersey today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
This program really ends on time.
It's wonderful.
It's the best.
Call me again.
Goodbye.
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I can't even talk about it.
We've been working on this project for two years.
Please take a good look at it.
The shoot starts at 9 o'clock, so it's already 9 o'clock.
Could you please stop the rehearsal for the stage?
We've been doing this for a while, so I think it would be nice if we could stop it suddenly.
Is that so?
I would like to make a suggestion of how such a person would be in my university.
Jiro-san, do you have any hobbies?
A war game.
I want to connect it to the bed.
It's so funny.
Good evening.
Well, let's talk about 〇〇 first.
Wait a minute.
I have something to do with it.
If you talk like that, you'll be 〇〇.
It's the same as before.
Let's talk about 〇〇 first.
I bought it. I'll do it with 〇〇.