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There are a lot of fun things.
I thought it would be better if I told you a little.
Hello.
I'll be there in a few minutes.
Please wait.
I told you to make it for two weeks.
You have a good face.
This is the handsome actor.
Hello.
I'm Tsuyoshi from Katakana.
It's not dangerous.
Turn it around.
I really don't like it.
I don't know what to do when I want to quit so quickly.
I want to do it with care.
I don't know what to do when I can't use it.
This is really not funny.
What's next?
I don't know what to do.
Is there a guest?
I heard that you go to a magic bar.
Magic bar?
I see.
Do you drink alcohol?
You can eat while watching a professional magician.
I don't usually come to a place like this.
This building is dangerous, so let's get out of here.
Why?
What's wrong?
There is a store called Tocho-ki under this building.
I'm scared.
It's a dark place.
It's not dark.
They sell Tocho-ki in Shinjuku.
I heard that in front of the store.
It's not this store.
This store is in the building.
I'm scared of Shinjuku.
I came to a magic bar for the first time.
Do you drink alcohol?
I don't usually drink alcohol.
Do you talk to the master at a bar like this?
I don't talk to the master.
Do you talk to the master?
I don't talk to the master.
What is your name?
My name is Kokoro.
I have the same name as my grandmother's dog.
The conversation has begun.
Nice to meet you.
When do you do magic at a magic bar?
Do you do magic in front of a drunk person?
Yes.
When the drink comes out, I do it for about 90 minutes until I go home.
Then you don't have time to drink.
That's right.
That's why I don't do magic anymore.
That's true.
If you drink, you don't know what magic is.
That's right.
Everyone doesn't drink.
That's right.
I want to see it seriously.
The person who drinks the second time is the third time.
That's right.
I don't know what magic is.
I think it's magic no matter what I do.
That's right.
What kind of system is it?
Magic fee?
That's right.
Everyone doesn't drink, but the charge is higher than a normal bar.
A normal bar is about 500 yen or 1000 yen in Ginza.
Magic fee is about 3000 to 4000 yen.
That's right.
It costs a lot of money.
That's right.
How much does it cost per person?
It costs about 4000 yen at first.
It costs a lot of money.
What's wrong with your face?
What's wrong?
As expected, I can't complain about this face-to-face.
I want to complain, but my face is the only thing I do.
But I'm patient.
I'll decide after I see it.
By the way, how much is the hourly wage here?
It's not hourly wage, it's daily wage.
It's about 15,000 to 20,000 yen.
It's a daily wage.
I'm a magician, so I have a lot of skills.
That's right.
I work at a bar, so it's expensive.
If you get 200,000 yen a day, it's 600,000 yen a day.
That's right.
That's a lot of money.
But you have to buy magic, right?
That's what everyone says.
That's right.
There are many people who buy magic on TV.
That's right.
There's only one person who buys it.
There are people who don't buy it, but there are people who don't buy it at all.
That's right.
No matter what, I buy magic and do it on TV.
That means that no one is watching this TV, so it doesn't make sense.
I'm sorry.
Don't say no one is watching.
I'm sorry.
By the way, according to what I heard, this magic is 1000 yen if you look through it.
You can get the original price.
The original price may be negative.
To be honest, have you ever been negative?
I've never been negative.
Do you know if a professional person goes crazy?
That's right.
What is it?
But do you ever get caught?
There is.
I give 1000 yen every time I look through it.
How much did you get for the total amount so far?
It's 30,000 yen for my young staff.
He's really bad at it.
He's been seen through 30 times.
He's really bad at it.
But it's free of charge.
Is that so?
It looks fun.
You don't regret it, do you?
That's right.
If it's gone, I'll regret it.
Let's get started.
To be honest, it may be seen through, and it may be impossible.
But please give up and enjoy it.
Today, we're going to use this light bulb.
It was shining suspiciously just now.
It was shining suspiciously? Really?
That's a lie.
Let me look it up.
Yes.
It's deep.
I want to see the sash.
Is there a manufacturer called Asahi?
I don't know the manufacturer.
There is Asahi.
There's a box underneath.
I bought it at a 100-yen shop.
There's no seed or bait.
That's right.
I'm going to use a flashlight.
First of all, please put your hand out.
Make a hole.
It's a little wide.
That's right.
You can put a socket in here.
I'll plug in the light.
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
Fukuda should know best.
He's holding it.
That's amazing.
I didn't touch it from the side.
Please put your hand out.
I don't want to.
I'll make a hole.
I don't know anything.
I don't want to. I'm scared.
Please put more light in it.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
That's amazing.
It's a skip.
I'm scared.
What do you do with this?
It's a socket.
If you remove the socket, it will disappear.
Please show me the one that was standing.
It's a monster flashlight.
Please put this on.
I got it.
I got the light.
The magician of the comedy world.
Do you want to try it?
I got the light.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
That's amazing.
If you can do it.
I can do this from next week.
That's amazing.
This program is provided by the sponsor you are watching.
I didn't touch it.
I didn't touch the light bulb.
I didn't touch it at all.
Please put this on.
There are a lot of lights.
Today, I use bread and natto.
It's hard to remove.
Please close this as well.
I will close it.
Please close it.
I will close it.
There is nothing.
I touched it for the first time.
There is nothing.
I've never seen it on TV.
I'm sorry.
I closed it.
Please put your left hand out.
Please pinch here.
That's right.
I'm scared.
I don't understand the meaning of this.
What is this?
Please wait a moment.
Please do it again.
I'm scared.
Please do it again.
Please close this.
My hands are numb.
Please put your left hand out.
I feel something.
The light bulb is coming off.
This is amazing.
This is really fun.
Please put your left hand out.
This is amazing.
Can you close this?
I closed it.
Thank you very much.
Please wait a moment.
You can see it if you look at it with your eyes.
I can see it with my eyes.
However, I will be careful not to see it with my eyes.
I won't lose.
This is like Daigo.
You can definitely win this.
You can get 1000 yen.
This is a white ball.
Please follow the direction of the ball.
Please put the ball in your pocket.
Which do you think the ball is in?
This is a shaker.
This is a shaker for magic.
What is this?
This is a shaker for magic.
It's a pocket shaker.
This is a normal shaker.
This is not a shaker.
Please put the ball in your pocket.
What is this?
Please put the ball in your pocket.
Don't put your hand out.
I'm scared.
What is it?
Is it really okay?
It's a pigeon.
I'm scared of living things.
It's not a living thing.
It's a pigeon.
I'm scared.
It's a cucumber.
I'm scared.
It's a Zespri.
It's delicious.
Please ask me what it is.
What do you mean?
That's what it is.
Stop it.
It's funny.
Soy sauce is big.
I don't like it.
What should I do?
I'm scared.
Can anyone see through this?
Please do it again.
Yes.
Please do it again.
You have to do it twice.
That's right.
I don't like it.
Finally.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
Do whatever you want.
Stop.
Okay.
Please listen to this song.
I can hit it.
Can I see it?
Yes, you can see it.
I can hit it.
I have a pen here.
Please put your signature on the one with the mark and number.
The one with the mark and number?
Is that so?
Can I write it like this?
It's big.
I'll write it.
It's like that.
Okay, it's done.
Please put it on.
I'll fold it.
Oh, you fold it.
You'll know if you fold it.
Actually, it's not a card that's supposed to be there.
It's okay if you fold it.
It's not like you fold it or not.
Hold it.
Okay.
It's a strange wallet.
There's a lot of chucks on it.
Put it inside.
Please pull the chucks.
Oh.
It disappears.
It's gone.
Where did the missing card go?
It's the one I folded earlier.
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
It's coming out of my pocket.
Wait a minute.
It's gone.
There's no more.
Which one do you not need?
I don't need this one.
Okay, I won't use the one I don't need.
It's not good to use the one I don't need.
It's not good.
I chose this one out of the two.
It's very important.
You can choose that one.
You can open it.
Don't do that!
I'm sorry, I don't want to do this anymore
I'm scared!
You can't do that
I want to see it too!
I didn't see it!
Open it for me
This is too scary!
Please take it off
I'll take it off
I might rub it off
That's right
Go for it
It's wet like it was inside
That's a lie
You can't do that
Why?
This...
This is impossible
This is bad
It's completely...
This is bad
Thank you very much
Amazing
I had more than 4000 yen
This is the first time I've done this much
You looked so bored
My heart is dancing
Kokoro, who is the best dancer here?
To be honest
It's not about being good
Everyone has different fans
I like this person
We have a lot of fans
Fukuda's number one
You're so small
You're smaller than me
You're small
It's over
It's over?
Golf was too long
Now that I think about it
I should have played golf
I want to go home without going to the next scene
I want to end it like this
Where are you going next?
I'm going to do fortune-telling
Fortune-telling?
I'm close to Getter's Iida
If that's the case
I'm going to go with Muro
I don't know what you're talking about
Let's go
Fortune-telling
I'm a woman
I'm curious about what I'm interested in
I'd like you to watch it
Thank you very much
Someone asked me to do fortune-telling
Rui Kurihara
Can you do it?
Yes
What kind of fortune-telling do you do?
I don't remember much, but I think it's really bad
I don't know
I only do it once a year
I do it once a year
I asked you to watch it this year
I saved up this year
I have a job that will grow next year
That's not true
Wait a minute
You don't know what I'll do next year
That's a little weird
I'll tell you
I asked someone who was very lucky
I've heard of it
Who is it?
Before getting married
I told her that she should watch it half a year before the wedding
I told her that I was very lucky
Then I told the fortune-teller
If you marry this woman, you will die in half a year
That's right
That's not right
Wonderful
What kind of fortune-telling do you do today?
Thank you very much
This time, I would like to do a fortune-telling based on what is said to be the luck of the year
Everyone's luck of the year
I'll give you a date of birth
I'll give you a date of birth here
First of all, Mr. Sashihara
This year
I will focus on my work
Looks good
I don't know
Next, Mr. Muro
Say it first
I won't
You said the same thing
Looks good
It's a match
But it's not
It's a penalty
I don't know
I was shocked
Next, Mr. Sashihara
Looks bad
It's a circle
I don't like it
First of all, there are three of you
The second one
It's in the middle
This year
The second place is
Mr. Sashihara
The second place
Especially for Mr. Sashihara
With your own power
Especially in the first half
Don't start something
I think it's time to prepare
If you're ready in the first half
After September
It will be a new situation
The problem is
The director is also a sponsor
Someone who pays
A little this year
I think the first half is difficult
Until September
Will you be blessed?
Akimoto
Don't call me
When we are together
When you are with me, please call me
What can I say when we are together?
I can't say that
Next, I will announce the first place
The first place is
Mr. Sashihara
It's a penalty
The first place is Sashi again?
You don't need the first place
From this year
It's okay to be young
Even if you build a foundation
It will leave a big result
However
You have to increase your personal work
It's a real game
Mr. Sashihara is the best
It's missing
Correct
It's okay
I'm worried that you don't have any friends
I'm worried about that
You work with your friends
What do you mean you don't have any friends?
I was with him for a few hours
I thought he didn't have any friends
I'm not a fortune teller
I thought he didn't have any friends
This year, Mr. Muro
You can't move by yourself
Who do you work with?
To be honest, I don't have a main role
Do you say that so clearly?
You say that to the actor
I don't have a main role
I think it's better not to come
As far as I know, I don't have a main role
I was listening to you
Our manager is laughing alone
Why is he laughing?
Our manager is laughing
To be honest, this year
It's a new role
I've been playing a new role for 37 years
I'm still in my 30s
It's okay
The balance of these three is very good
Really?
It's good
It's a good triangle
But if it's just Mr. Sashihara and Mr. Moro
It's over
Don't eat it
Don't eat mine
Bring me something delicious at the end
That's the type
It's harmonized by having a director
That's true
Dismissed
What?
Really?
That's why I don't have any friends
Suddenly
What?
It's just 1 o'clock
He's dead
I'm glad you saw it
It was really good
It was really fun
I feel good
I'm grateful
It was really good
How was it? Was it fun?
It was fun
I had fun too
It was fun
It's good
I don't know if the people who watched it had fun
At the handshake meeting today
There was a person who fell in love with Mr. Sashihara
What?
It's not what
I fell in love with Mr. Sashihara
He said he was an angel
What are you looking at?
It was a girl
I don't know
It was a girl
I've been saying bad things with this face
Does this look like an angel?
It's strange
What is it?
Something is wrong
I think it would have been nice if there was someone who would look at it like that
But today
Actually, let's do it together
There are things that Mr. Moro wants to say
That's right
Thank you
Why did you suddenly start saying hello?
Because we met
There is a security guard
He is protecting that building
I forgot to tell Sashihara
It's okay
I couldn't say it many times, so I thought I would say it many times
What is this?
I'm doing a stage musical
I'm doing it with Fukuda-san
So I want you to come and see this
I'm tired of watching this ad
How many times have I seen it?
Please recommend a comment to Sashihara
Yes
Mr. Moro is naked
That seems to be the highlight
He seems to be confident in being naked
I'm not confident in being naked
So please watch it
That's good
Seriously
Yes, thank you
I was surprised
I got a call this morning and was told to come out
I'm sorry
Thank you
I don't appear on TV with sweatpants
I don't have a beard
I'm also wearing a jersey
Yes, it's a jersey
You two came in a fluorescent suit
Thank you for your hard work
Thank you very much
This program really ends on time
It's wonderful
Sashihara is the best
Call me again
Goodbye
Why are you saying goodbye again?
This program was provided by the sponsor
I can't say anything
It's like trying to do it
It's been 2 years
Please watch it for 2 years
The location is from 9 o'clock, so it's already 9 o'clock
Can you stop watching the stage?
I'm still doing it here
I think it will be stopped suddenly
Is that so?
I would like to make a suggestion of how such a person is at my university
What is Jiro's hobby?
A war game
It's connected to the bed
It's so funny
Hello
Good evening
First of all, let's talk about ***
Wait a minute
I have something to do with me
Kawasubo-san's name comes out as ***
It's Motokaro
Motokaro
I bought a different color yesterday
I will do something different