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Yes, it started this month too!
sbn48 + 10!
It's a show where girls experience various things and polish their brains!
This time, we, sbbn48, would like to present it with 15 secondary school students!
This is the first time only for secondary school students, but are you excited?
And if you notice, it's almost March. March is our birthday!
It's a company secret!
I'm 26 and 28 years old!
You're older than me!
How old are you?
She got it wrong!
You're 25!
It's fun!
But it's a big lie!
It's a big lie!
Since it's the graduation season in 3 years,
there is a member who will graduate in these 2 years.
Who did you choose?
Me!
We're graduating!
So,
we're not graduating these members.
- My feelings for graduating are... - Don't cut my head off!
48 minutes and 10 minutes of intensive 48 minutes!
- So, what will we be experiencing this time? - Right!
- But, spring is getting closer... - Yeah.
- Why don't we go and look for spring? - Oh, that's a good idea!
- It's getting warmer, too. - Yeah, it's getting warmer.
- Do you have anything you want to do in spring? - Yes!
In the middle of Tokyo Bay, which is still cold, you will challenge boating!
"Throw something into the bin," it says!
It says you have a strong will to lose.
Will to lose?
What is will to lose?
It's like you don't want to lose to anyone.
It's true that you have a strong will to lose.
It's my first time fishing, so I'm a beginner.
I'm a senior.
I'm nervous.
Yuki is...
I'm sorry.
The gesture of throwing the ball is like a fish.
Throwing a ball in a trash can is like putting a weight on your butt.
It feels good when you put it in.
Do you put it in a lot?
Yes, I do.
You said you understand each other, right?
So let's throw one at a time.
But you two have to put it in.
Do you think you have patience and guts?
All in one!
Yes!
Anything else?
And you know, someone who looks like they'd be a pain in the ass.
Someone who looks like they'd be a pain in the ass?
Like wine or something?
If it's not wine or something, you're going to return it, aren't you?
Come on, both of you, represent your life and do your best!
I know it's cold, but let's catch 35 of them and give one to each of you!
Your favorite words. I'll do my best!
It's exactly 3 o'clock.
3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
What's up with your hat?
Today is "Choose Day".
I'm wearing a hat for "Choose Day".
Is it a new hat for this summer?
Wait a minute.
It's "something" and "something".
It's Tuesday.
So, today...
There's a wall.
What's this?
Subway menu?
SD menu.
There's an order.
What does it say?
Show your patience and guts!
This time, two first-generation students...
Two first-generation students and a total of four people will go fishing in the middle of Tokyo Bay, which is still cold.
Fishing...
Two first-generation students will go fishing in the middle of Tokyo Bay, which is still cold.
Do you want me to go fishing?
Go fishing!
Two first-generation students will go fishing in the middle of Tokyo Bay, which is still cold.
Show your patience and guts!
First-generation students...
Does it mean...
First-generation...
First-generation students and two more people will come.
If you say you're a student, it means you're a student of us.
- That's right. - If you say you're a student...
You're a jerk!
You're making me mad!
That's right.
- We're... - Yeah.
We're first-year students.
I see it in your eyes.
- I don't see anything that can push me in. - That's right.
- I don't see it anywhere. - That's why...
I'll hold it in and say...
Don't push me in!
What's with you?
I want to make other people believe it.
- Let's do our best. - Okay.
- Let's do our best. - Let's do our best.
I've been on a squid fishing boat.
- A squid fishing boat? - Yes.
- A squid fishing boat... - I was on a squid fishing boat in Wakayama.
I had to catch a red squid in order to go home.
- A red squid? - Yes.
- So... - So...
I was so nervous.
The staff, members of "Souzei" and "AKB" were all exhausted and drunk.
I was the only one who was fine.
- I think we can look forward to it. - Yes.
This time, we went to a boat that was in trouble.
- I hope we won't forget it. - I hope we won't forget it.
- There is a place called "Tokyo Bay". - I hope we won't forget it.
- I hope we won't forget it. - I hope we won't forget it.
- Are you okay on a boat? - I'm fine.
- I've never been drunk in my life. - You've never been on a boat, right?
- No, I haven't. - I'm glad you said you're okay on a boat.
- I think your strength is wonderful. - No, I haven't.
I've only been drunk to myself.
- "She" means "se", right? - "Yo" means "yo".
- "Yo" means "yo".
So...
- Can I do it? - Can you do a warp?
Here I go!
Welcome, everyone, to SDN48 Academy!
I'm Akane Fukuda, your problem-solving teacher.
In this academy, we, teachers and students,
will answer your problems and questions that you have on a daily basis!
You're only 21 years old, right?
You're the oldest, right?
It's an adult school for people over 20 years of age.
It's an adult school where only people over 20 years of age can enter.
You're 21 years old, but you're not over 20 years of age.
So you don't have to worry about those details.
How old are you?
I'm 26 years old.
Why are you 26 years old?
You look like you're 21 or 26 years old.
It's because you're cute.
Does it mean you look younger than me?
It might look like you do.
I'm a member of SDH's adult school.
It's an adult school for people over 20 years of age.
I'm going to solve your problems with adult answers.
You've been living your life.
You've been living your life for over 20 years of age.
Please give us your adult answers.
Let's get started with our first problem.
I'm the type of person who gets nervous easily.
When I was at work the other day, my hands were shaking when I put water on the table.
I spilled water on my customers.
Please tell me how to relax my nerves.
It's true.
I can understand you.
Can you understand me?
I can.
I'm nervous.
I'm always shaking like this when I'm hosting a show.
I'm really nervous right now.
I can't understand you.
I can understand you.
When you're shooting a cute song, you're shaking like this.
I can understand you.
I'm shaking because...
You're not strong enough.
I'm nervous.
What did you say?
I'm nervous.
Have you ever worked part-time at a restaurant?
Yes.
Friendship is not unique to Yui-Rin.
When you hit the shell, it's fine.
What do you mean?
It's fine.
But I think you can compare customers.
Like animals.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Even if you are alone, you may be nervous if you don't do it more than ten times.
Don't make a mistake.
Image training is very important.
How do you do image training?
In my mind,
for example me,
when I play "mushi" in theater,
I'm Natsuko. Good evening, I'm Natsuko.
I imagine everything until I leave the stage.
People who respect me often write in books that I do like that.
If you fail, it will be easier for you to do it again.
I'm like an imitator and an actress.
And I have a sense of friendship, because I'm a bit special.
But there are times when you fail.
I have that image even when I fail.
When I failed at my part-time job at a restaurant and my water bottle flipped over.
What?!
It was too much.
When it happens, I'm cute and say, "Oh, I spilled it. I'm sorry. I'm in trouble. I'm sorry."
If you apologize, they'll forgive you.
No, I won't apologize!
You just said you wanted to say it when you were in trouble.
No, I didn't.
If you apologize, it's okay. In a sense, you give up.
You think it's okay to fail, and you talk to them.
- That's right. - That's right.
An actress does an imitation.
It's okay to fail. You'll be in trouble.
- "You'll be in trouble." - "You'll be in trouble."
- It's starting to get popular. - "You'll be in trouble."
- That's right. - Is that okay?
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'd like to end the meeting now. - Yes!
- Yes!
- Ah, this is...
- That's good. I'll go. - What is it?
- What can you do for a girlfriend? - Oh!
- I don't know!
- What can you do for a boyfriend? - Oh! I haven't been able to do it for a long time, so if you go out with me, you can solve it, right?
- Wait a minute! I'm here! - Oh!
- I can't do it! - I like Yuki-chan!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Marinal loves Yuki-chan! - But I can't do it...
- Marinal... - I can't do it!
- I'm in trouble every day and I'm annoyed. - I can't do it!
- You can't do it because you choose. - What?
- You can't do it because you choose someone like Yuki-chan. - You're saying you can't do it.
- You compromise. - For example, if you don't have a girlfriend, you can't do it until you have a hobby or join a circle.
- You have to polish yourself. - That may be true.
- What you can't do is your own fault. - But if you're nice, you'll come to me.
- That's right. - If you polish yourself, you'll come to me.
- Even for men, if you polish your nails well, or if you don't polish your hair well, or if you can see your socks, that's a good thing.
- Then you'll come to me. - I totally understand.
- I totally understand men's nails and their sexy points. - If you have beautiful ears...
- I think it's a woman's thing. - That's right.
- It's true that women don't like thick-skinned people. - That's right!
- We don't like thick-skinned people! - We don't like thick-skinned people.
- Beards? - Beards?
- But appearance is important. - Appearance is really important.
- If you have fashionable beards, that's fine, but I don't know about beards.
- Which one is it?
- Beards are important, but there are different kinds of beards. - Do you have any other advice for men? - I don't like it when men don't show their feelings. - I like it when men say, "Do you have any more?"
- Girls can't just be kind. - You're too kind.
- But don't you think it's pretty advanced? - Advanced?
- Beginners have more familiar... - I see.
- Well... If you have dirty nails, you'll pull them out, right? - Yeah.
- Your nails are terrible! - What's wrong with them?
- Be careful of your appearance. - Yeah, that's important.
- And your manners and eating habits. - Yeah, and how you eat!
- You know how you eat spaghetti? - Yeah.
- At that time, people who use chopsticks and forks are separated. - Chopsticks?!
- What?! - Chopsticks?!
- But people don't hate forks and knives, right? - For the first time, I want to eat it.
- I want to eat everything but chopsticks. - It's a lie.
- I want people to eat forks and knives properly.
- It doesn't matter which one you use, right? - Forks and spoons are properly used.
- Forks and spoons are a little low. - Forks and knives are normal.
- Forks and chopsticks are a little low. - Even for women, there are men and women who like hard food.
- Yes, there are. - For such people, it is better to eat hard food with chopsticks.
- Isn't it different for each person? - It's not like that.
- It's not like that.
- Isn't it?
- What I want to say here is…
- it might be too early for this, but there must be a lady
- who really wants you to know about fashion…
- Some of you might even say that it's no use in an obey fashion.
- How about those boys and girls who have their nails cut up or not wearing high heels with their shoes off,
- that might be what you would like.
- Then everyone will have his own opinion.
Let's say you're like this and you fall.
Let's say it.
Go in front of the camera and tell us who you are and what you're like.
Let's say it.
Miyuki!
I am...
What? What are you doing?
No matter how bad the final is, you're better than me.
Let's say it.
Let's say it close.
Miyuki, you did your best today, too.
I can see that, too.
Girls tend to be weak.
Yuki-san, Yuki, you did your best.
You can't do it!
Go ahead.
Well, everyone says I'm cute.
Even men say I'm cute.
So, I don't like it when people say I'm cute.
Do you know what I mean?
I like it when people say I'm cute.
I like it.
OK.
Let's say I'm on a date and this is the road and I'm walking on this side.
It's dangerous, so I walk on this side.
I'm Natsuko.
Let's go.
Natsuko, you're tired of walking and your legs are tired, aren't you?
I'll hug you like a princess.
No matter how old you are, you can definitely do it!
You should definitely try it!
Really!
But...
No matter what men say, you'll fall for them.
You've never fallen for someone?
I've never fallen for anyone, but I like girls like Minami-san a lot.
She's white and wild, and she lifts up her cargallt.
So you're saying I can shave my beard off here?
Then you'll fall for her, but you won't fall for her.
Maya is a pervert, but when she's walking...
"Do you have luggage?" "No, no, no."
I said I do.
She's a bit forceful.
Forceful, huh?
Yeah.
Like a carnivore?
Yeah, like a carnivore.
A carnivore is nice, right?
But there are men who sometimes walk out of town with a woman's bag.
But I don't do that!
I don't do it either!
But it's nice to go that far.
I do, I do, I do.
No, no, not that far.
Well, you know...
You mean like heavy luggage?
Yeah, yeah.
Heavy luggage.
I know, I know.
This is the first time I'm hearing Kansai dialect from you.
Kansai dialect all of a sudden.
Okay, next is Yui.
I'm a man.
Mari-chan, I'm a woman.
I'm walking like this, right?
Then...
Like this.
Not like this, but like this.
You were a teacher, weren't you? You came in here and did a lot of research.
No, I wasn't a teacher! I wasn't a teacher!
But you did a good job just now. Are you satisfied now that you did a good job on Yuirin?
Teacher, Yuirin, why don't you give it a try?
Really?
Can I? Can I?
Teacher, come here.
Wait a minute, I'm going to do it seriously.
It's bad to do it on your own, isn't it?
In terms of success, it's good for you to lead us or give us some meat food or something like that, isn't it?
Also, it's good for you to be gentlemanly.
Gentlemanly and tsundere.
I think you can definitely make a girlfriend if you practice like this.
I'm sure you can do it in less than a week.
You can walk around the city and say, "Can you open the door for me?"
Oh, is that so?
If you're there, go ahead.
It's good for you to put it all together.
Why don't you mix up some of the techniques you've just come up with and give it a try?
That's a good idea.
A solution!
Let's do it.
I will be a member of society from April,
but my senior advised me that I can't do any one-shot games or impersonations.
Do you have any one-shot games?
Please show me your examples.
I don't know, but let's do it.
Let's do it.
What should we do?
Shall we start with one-shot games?
There are a lot of them.
There are impersonations and one-shot games.
I'd be happy if you could do the one you like for now.
Here we go.
It's not kung fu!
I'm just playing with the air.
The wall between me and my boss is getting higher and higher.
If you do that, everyone will lose their friends.
I want to know.
Are you happy?
What? Did you lose your friends?
What?
I don't know, but it's Shin-chan's.
Really?
What about this?
Do you still have it?
It's a home parade.
Am I SK-II or is SK-II me?
If I really imitate Momoi-san, I'll really get an audition for CDN48.
So you should do your best too!
So you can do it other than Yukappo?
Yes!
I look like this and I'm an anime voice, but I think I can do karaoke.
Like "New Year's party"
I often sing "Enkar" (karaoke)
If I sing Ishikawa Sayuri-san's "Tsugaru Kaikyo uta"
My boss will come and say "ZON!"
So I sing with my fists raised.
Let's hear it!
Do you sing in a "moe" voice?
No, it's not "moe".
So you sing with all your might?
Yes, with all my might.
From the moment I got off the first night train, Aomori Station was covered in snow.
Listening only to the sounds of the sea
It's the first time I've heard such a powerful voice.
I'm better at singing than singing in a woman's voice.
I made a mistake.
Can you teach us how to sing?
Enka! I like Enka!
I'm getting old.
No, you're not getting old.
Yes.
Singing Enka.
Yes, anything else?
Also, if you have a one-shot gag that you can use,
your boss's money will be taken away.
One-shot gag?
One-shot gag.
It's a one-shot gag.
Well, I'm doing it like this, but if you have a lot of it,
Let's do it.
Vitality.
Huh? There's some sweets left over.
Seniors, there's some sweets left over.
There's a "desu" at the end.
Oh, that's right.
I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.
What else is there?
Asako running on the train.
I think people will laugh at us because we don't have walls anymore.
I'm sure people around you will use it, too.
Because you use it, don't you?
Yes, we do.
We use it a lot.
It comes out naturally, doesn't it?
You can write it down on blogs, too.
Yes, you can write it down.
You can do it yourself and make it popular.
At work, you can say, "I'm in trouble!"
You can make something out of it.
Yes, you can make something out of it.
Don't you have anything else?
Yuki, you're good at massaging.
Oh, massaging.
But I think a ski ship is good.
You can go on a drink party like this.
That's a little different purpose.
Yes, it is.
But it's different.
It's better than asking your boss.
But if your boss is a man and the client is a man,
you can say, "I'm in trouble!"
I think it's common.
Is there a popular gag or a famous gag you know?
Yes, there is.
Is it "dodosukosukosuko"?
Yes, it is.
This way, this way, back, and then you go in.
OK?
Until the end.
One, two...
Even if it's a girl, it's cute, isn't it?
Yes, it was cute.
At the end, she winked.
You can't do that.
You have to do your best.
It's important.
You like it.
You don't have to imitate or make a joke.
You have to do your best.
You did it four times in the air.
You have to do your best.
You can do anything, but you have to be brave and do your best.
You did it.
You solved it.
Are you OK?
So, SDN48 Academy will ask you for your worries and questions.
If you have anything you want us to solve or ask you, please leave a comment here.
We'll catch 41 fish in one go!
Yeah!
Let's do it!
Yeah!
Don't wear long shoes and stuff like that.
It's scary!
You won't fit your feet in there.
That's right.
It's scary!
Oh my god!
This is amazing!
This is fun!
It is very dangerous to stand up and run.
Really?
It is very dangerous to stand up and run.
I will definitely get on a ship.
Really?
Be careful.
Be sure to be careful.
Yes.
I would like to do it.
Yes.
What else do you want to do?
Yes.
After that, I would like you to confirm how many drinks you drank.
Yes.
Who is it?
I have been sightseeing on this ship for more than 35 years.
Wow!
This light will be a good light to illuminate our faces.
Yes, it is.
It will be a refurbished ship. Please be careful with that.
Fujikado-san, please calm down.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
Ships don't run away.
I understand.
Yes, we are all friends.
Yes.
Wow!
Well, as I just saw, it was shaking a lot.
It wasn't shaking at all.
What's your name, captain?
My name is...
Masashi!
Masashi-san!
What's your relationship with Masashi-san?
Masashi-san and I have been friends for 35 years.
That's a long time!
We are relatives.
That sounds good!
We are distant relatives.
We are distant relatives!
I want to go abroad!
Over there!
If you stand up, it's really dangerous. If you stand up, you will die. Your heart rate will stop immediately.
Well, first of all, my left side doesn't move.
First of all, please remember this. My left face doesn't move anymore.
Misaki-san, are you always this amazing?
Well, today is really special.
I was surprised.
Everyone, I also have a career of more than five years.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I have been to various locations in the past, but this is the first time.
Wow!
It hasn't even been an hour since it started, but this is the first time.
I want you to kiss me.
That's right.
But it's a little dangerous now.
Are you okay, camera man?
You looked like an Ultraman.
It might be warm like this.
Are you going to die like this?
You'll die if you sleep.
You shouldn't sleep.
I'm not good at it.
If you sleep, you'll die!
If you sleep, you'll cry. I want to cry.
I want to cry on that day.
Sdl 48 school.