AISubs v3.7
It's been five months since the show started in April, and you gave me a reverse offer for the first time.
Reverse offer?
What is reverse offer?
Reverse offer is...
You said you wanted to be on the show.
What? Is there such a person?
Stop it. You're like a telemarketer.
This is the person who said she wanted to be on the show.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
You're kidding, right?
Nice to meet you.
You're kidding, you're kidding, you're kidding.
I'm Oguri Yui. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're wearing an AKB song.
You're kidding me, right?
I do want to be on the show.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't have to go through all the trouble.
I'm not like that.
My manager told me about a beauty show, and I love beauty shows.
So I said yes and came here.
You don't have to go through all the trouble.
No, I don't.
Because I'm a beauty oriented person.
I'm a beauty oriented person.
Well, well, well, take it easy.
May I? May I?
Ms. Oguri is 12 years old when she joined AKB.
12 years old!
Moreover, she is such a talented idol that even her successors say she is.
That's amazing.
I'm happy.
That's why I don't get mad at people, of course.
I tend to be looked down upon for little things.
I see, I see.
Stress is a beauty enemy.
For Ms. Oguri, who has a lot of stress as a talented idol, this new project is for you.
Let's do something you can never do in your daily life.
Let's break through your limits with research.
This may be a turning point for us.
A turning point.
This time, we have a guest who is known for releasing stress.
An entertainer who releases stress.
Yes.
She is here with us.
Yes.
She is this person.
Hello.
Stress is my driving force.
Hello.
How is your stress lately?
No matter how big an event it is, my anger doesn't decrease.
An idol who worked with me at Spike's solo concert said, "I want to go see it."
She invited me to go see it.
After the concert, she came to my dressing room and greeted me.
She said, "It was very interesting."
I was glad.
The next day, she said on social media, "I want to laugh so much that I die watching your comedy."
Yesterday, she gave me 5 million yen.
She made something.
I didn't find it.
A writer who works with me sent it to me.
Don't give me a loss!
I'm excited!
I really hate people who do that!
I'm sorry. It's not an exciting night, is it?
I'm sorry.
A new project!
Limit Breakthrough Move Laboratory!
Based on the situation Oguri was actually stressed about,
the three of them came up with a "limit breakthrough" move that she would never be able to do normally.
Oguri will perform that move and judge whether or not it has relieved her stress.
First of all, what is the first situation?
In front of you, other idol groups say "cute, cute"
What is the limit breaking move for mute staff?
I see. This actually happened.
It actually happens.
Staffs like other idols.
Like in the morning,
Look at this idol, she's cute, right?
They show me their recent checks.
When it's hot, when they sweat,
they use a wet towel and wipe idols' faces with water and iron.
What?
But...
I don't know what to say.
I don't think this is considerable.
I think it's rude.
Just so you know, this staff has already been fired.
No, no.
Don't fire me.
What?
I'm not being punished.
You can't fire me.
What?
You're not good at complaining, right?
That's right.
Complaining.
It's quite difficult.
There's one thing I thought about.
It's called "decorative animal strategy".
What is it?
In front of you, there's someone who says "cute", right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right, Yui-chan?
In front of you, there's someone who says "the field is wide!"
But you're the one who says it.
I see.
Oh, it's 360 degrees!
Wow!
I think you should say "thank you".
Oh, thank you!
Oh, is that okay?
It's a little scary, isn't it?
If you look at it from the surroundings...
First impression!
An idol!
No matter who praises you, you should say "thank you"!
It's about you!
That's right, that's right.
If you say "oh, it's cute",
I'm sorry, but could you practice your lines for the next drama?
So annoying!
Seriously annoying!
If you're going to fire me today, you should've done it earlier!
You're not going to fire me, are you?!
Seriously annoying!
Who's laughing?!
How were my lines?
It's a drama.
You say it.
I see. This is how you do it.
I think it's a fine.
How do you do it?
If you say I'm cute, I'll give you 1 million yen for fine.
It's not funny at all.
It's like an old woman in a shopping district.
It's not funny at all.
That's why it's realistic.
It's not about money.
How about 20,000 yen?
It's real.
Yes, 20,000 yen.
You're not my fat relative.
It happens sometimes.
Yui, you do a show when you were an idol, right?
Yes.
Can you do it soon?
Yes.
It's true.
If you do a live show, you'll get a fine.
That's one way of saying it, but I can't say it.
Can I say it once?
Yes.
If you do a live show, you'll get a fine.
Everyone, I'll do it soon.
Yes, like that.
Complaining to the staff.
You're annoying.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. It came out.
Don't say I'm cute.
It's fine. It's fine.
Back in...
Ni...
Mae...
It's real.
Based on the vocalization practice,
once again,
this is the limit-breaking move for the staff who think other idols are cute in front of them.
She's so cute.
Her face and hair are perfect.
Why is she so cute?
She's annoying.
By the way, Uguri, she's really cute, isn't she?
She's old.
Excuse me.
Can we practice for the next drama?
It's really annoying!
If I quit today, it's fine, but I can't quit yet!
It's really annoying!
It's fine!
Stop it!
It's really annoying!
It's fine!
Why can't I quit?
How was it?
It's fine!
She noticed it!
She gave up!
Did you give up?
It's a good idea.
Not in person, but in dramas.
I quit in the afternoon.
Here is the next situation.
When a fan who came only once or twice says "Do you remember my name?"
It's really annoying!
Of course I don't remember!
That's right.
I think this happens a lot to idols.
I want to remember your name and get along with you more and more.
You have feelings, right?
I have a lot of feelings!
What do you say?
I say "I want you to come back because I want you to remember me."
That's wonderful.
You said it before, too.
I can't say it many times.
How many seconds does it take you to shake hands?
Seven or ten seconds.
Seven seconds!
You should say it more properly than that.
If you were Matsuura, what would you say if you were asked, "Do you remember my name?"
I don't think I need to explain it.
I used to be an idol, too.
What?
That's right.
You don't need me to explain it, do you?
Please give me a lot of time.
What?
I used to be 46 years old.
I was asked to do exactly the same thing at that time.
I said I wanted to make a comeback with the same idol.
You said you were happy now, didn't you?
Yes, I am happy.
"Happy" is a lie, isn't it?
What do you mean by "happy"?
"Happy" is a lie, isn't it?
Don't create a new anger.
I'm sorry.
You're lying too much.
I can't say it.
Why?
You'll say it on the next radio show.
Don't say it.
You're too idol-like.
I don't know.
I don't know what you just said.
You said you were making a new story.
Spike said you were making a new story.
I'm happy.
I don't know what you just said.
We had the same experience.
I'm sorry. I didn't know what you just said.
I can't move on.
What did you say?
You said "I'm sorry. I don't remember."
You said it in such a heavy tone.
But this is important.
I'll laugh a little.
P.T.
Between "yes" and "yes",
"Yes".
It's very short.
You can say it in four syllables.
Do you remember the name?
"Yes".
Do you have it, Ms. Matsuno?
I think I need to explain this.
This is a word called "p-announcement".
Do I remember you or not?
I don't remember you!
It's necessary, isn't it?
I don't remember you.
That's good! That's good!
White eyes! White eyes!
How do you do it?
Like, really...
Higher!
That's good! Higher!
Face performer!
If you say, "Do you remember my name?"
Who is it?
That's good! That's good!
Ms. Mitsunachiyo is a bomber!
Who is it?
Do you remember my name?
There is also a version in which it's like "Do you remember?"
Like "Do you remember me?"
If you say, "Do you remember my name?"
Of course! Remembered bomber! Yoyoyoyoyoy!
Your own version?
Yes! Yes!
Please go ahead.
I think I said it somewhere.
When you say "Who are you?" it's like "Who are you?"
Who are you?
Combine it.
So, this is the limit breaking move when a fan says "Do you remember my name?" at a handshake event.
Yui Yui Yui Yui.
Do you remember me?
Of course I remember you.
You are Mr. Gunji, right?
Yes.
Thank you.
Yui Yui Yui.
Nice to meet you.
Do you remember me?
Of course I remember you.
I'm happy. Thank you.
You are Rigo, right?
Yes. I'm happy.
See you again.
Bye bye.
Thank you.
Do you remember my name?
Of course I do.
Do you remember me, Bomber?
Yui Yui Yui Yui.
No, do you remember my name?
Who are you?
I'm sorry. We don't have much time.
Thank you very much.
That's weird.
But you look like you're having fun.
Yes, I felt the same way.
"Pistachio" has already been held.
As one of the last ones,
there will be about 10,000 more customers.
But I'm sure you'll say you remember it from now on.
Oh, you want me to do it?
Yes.
There will be a version you don't remember.
I'll say it.
But I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
I'd like to make use of it.
Sounds good.
Here is the last situation.
Ms. Uguri did a "satene bokeh" on set.
Everyone was excited about it.
But as soon as the camera stopped,
one of the members said, "Are you sure you're okay?"
Isn't it bad?
When she was seriously worried,
she broke the limit.
There was a member named Erina Oda.
She had a food report.
She had a knife and a fork.
She had a knife and I had a fork.
Look, I have a fork!
I said.
The staff laughed at me.
But after that,
Are you okay?
What?
Are you okay today?
It's not in front of you.
It's behind you.
That's why it's meaningful.
It means "wink".
I don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
After you wink...
It's the same.
Well, this is something that Yui Yui might have trouble saying.
I tried adding some sarcasm as well, but here it is.
When asked "are you okay?"
Eh, I'm okay!
On the contrary, I can only laugh here today, but are you okay?
But in short, it's like "pii!"
Eh, pii! Pii!
You don't know me that well!
Pii!
You'll make me worry about you again!
Ah, Yui is getting weird.
No, no, no.
After "are you okay?" I did like three times.
Hmm, seriously?
Seriously?
And finally, a wink and "pii!"
Pii!
After that, Oguri-san finally learned "pii!"
You're so cool!
It's my job to be at the scene!
After doing a natural bokeh,
when the camera stopped and asked "are you okay?" in a serious tone,
this is the "limit breaking" move!
Okay, let's all eat pancakes!
Okay, let's start with Yui!
Okay! Then I'll use a fork!
No, no, no!
It's a knife, not a fork!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake!
What are you doing?!
It's funny!
Knife!
That's okay!
I'm sorry!
Yui-chan, I'll stop the camera!
Hey, hey, Yui-chan!
What was that? "Are you okay?"
Huh? I'm okay, but...
I can only laugh here, but are you okay?
Isn't it bad?
What?
What's wrong?
Thank you for your hard work!
Scary, scary, scary!
Good job!
Wonderful!
How was it, P?
It doesn't make me feel bad.
I don't know what my partner thinks of me.
I know you have white eyes.
I can't see you.
I can't see you, but...
How about you, Oguri?
Well...
It wasn't what I expected from a beauty show.
I told you!
I told you from the beginning!
You did!
I felt like I had reached my limit.
It's 2 in the middle of the night?
Isn't "P" in the trend?
"P" is...
No, no, no.
"P" is "me".
It has to be "Yui".
"P" is "me".
"Yui", "Yui", "P" is in the trend.
I've never seen a single word in the trend!
"P"!
There's not much competition in the middle of the night.
Right?