AISubs v3.7
I want to live a peaceful life in a country-style life where anything can be accomplished there.
Stairs! It's so long!
This is the house.
I think it's a pretty house. It's white and cute.
The first floor has been renovated.
The second floor has been DIY-ed.
Wow!
It's a wall of trees over there.
Oh, is this it?
I think this is a window to put old lights under the stairs.
Here!
I didn't know there was a place like this!
It's like light pouring in from above, isn't it?
It's well calculated.
I think it's a house where creativity can be tested.
Hiroyuki and Omori's "Relaxing Real Estate"
Excuse me.
Today, Hiroyuki and Ika are going to...
What? You told me that so many times.
I'm going to suffer from hyperlipidemia.
That's terrible.
Fugao and Onochi are here, too.
We have too many opportunities to be lazy.
We're regular people.
This show is hosted by me and Ika.
I'm a junior high school student, but I don't own a house.
I want to live in an interesting property.
I want to find interesting properties from a secretive perspective.
I want a house, too.
Let's find a house together.
That's the name of the show.
It looks like Omori didn't go to the location.
Muro-san, what kind of landscape is it this time?
This time, it's a house where painters live in Machida City, Tokyo.
Painters? Machida City? Where is it in Tokyo?
In Tokyo, it's in the west.
Have you ever heard of Machida?
Have you ever heard of it?
Is there a bar?
There's everything. There's everything in Machida.
Is that so?
In fact, it's a city where you can complete all your life with only Machida.
Is that so?
I didn't know painters lived in such houses.
So, you know, both the Otaku Line and JR Line go through Machida.
What's a little strange is that when you go from Shinjuku on the Otaku Line, you enter Kanagawa once.
And you come back to Tokyo.
That's Machida.
It's like a debate about whether it's Kanagawa or Tokyo.
I see.
It's a little far from Tokyo.
It's been a lot recently.
Recently, it's a little difficult.
It's vague.
By the way, what kind of image do you have of a house where painters live?
There's something like that in Ghibli, isn't there?
What was that story?
"The Witch's Tablecloth"?
If you talk about it, it's a crow.
Yes, there's a crow in the back of the forest, right?
"The Witch's Tablecloth".
There's a crow in the middle of the forest.
I think it's a house with a lot of nature and a lot of creativity.
I see.
Oh, isn't that right?
Isn't that right?
Then I'd like to watch the VTR right away.
Yes.
This time, it's not just the staff and Morota.
Oh.
It's like a guest.
What?
It's like a reporter.
Newly?
They're aiming for Omori's position.
What?
That's a problem.
What?
What? Is it an important behind-the-scenes program?
Behind-the-scenes may end.
Will it be filmed? Will it be filmed?
No way!
That's a problem.
What kind of VTR? Can I ask you for a VTR?
Then, VTR, please!
Hi, everyone!
- Meg! Meg! - Hi, Hiroyuki and Maho-pyon!
I'm Meg Taniguchi of AKB48.
Nice to meet you.
Today, we're at Tsurukawa station.
We're going to play billiards, aren't we?
Today, Maho-pyon is busy filming a drama.
She's become a famous actress.
I know she's busy filming a drama every day.
But, Maho-pyon and I will be her substitutes.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- I'm scared. - Well, let's go.
- Have you been to Tsurukawa before? - No, it's my first time.
- What's your impression of Tsurukawa? - Tsurukawa is like Tokyo, isn't it?
But, I don't think it's like Tokyo.
There are low buildings.
- It's a nostalgic city. - It's hard to say.
There's a powder mountain in front of us.
- By the way, this road... - What?
- Can we really climb up here? - Yes, you can.
- Is there a house here? - Yes, there is.
No way!
What?
It takes a lot of courage to climb up these stairs.
What makes you brave?
Well, climbing up these long stairs...
- makes me tired every day. - I agree with you.
- If you want to live in this property, you have to face these stairs every day. - That's right.
- It's really hard. - But, it's good exercise.
- Yes, it is. - It makes me want to climb up.
It trains my legs and waist.
To be positive, even if you don't do anything, you can get out of this house.
This is a good exercise.
- Amazing! - This is the house.
- What? - What?
- What does it look like? - The image of a house in the mountains... - Amazing! I want to go there.
is often the image of an old building that has been around for a long time.
I thought it was a pretty house. It's white and cute.
- This is double, right? - This is a bed.
- What? This is a bed? - Yes, it's a bed.
- Let's go get it. - The door is white and cute. The intercom is also new.
And it has a monitor, so it's safe, right?
- Let's go in. - Is it near the barn?
- Gacha! - Mountains? - Park? - Excuse me.
- Wow, it's wide! - It's really close.
- Isn't the entrance really wide? - Wow!
- What? This is really... - Entrance.
- What? - Wow!
- Wow, it's too wide! - People can stay here.
- Is there such a wide entrance? It's my first time seeing it. - It's amazing!
- I think there's a single-person room in Tokyo just for the entrance. - That's right!
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Wow, but the lighting is also very trendy and fashionable now.
- It's white. - It's white and nice. - There's a square one like this. Can I touch it? - Yes.
- What? What is this?
- What is this? I don't know. - It's a mystery. It's my first time seeing it.
- It's my first time. What is it? - Water?
- Does water come out of here? Is this the kitchen? - It seems like it.
- It's nice. Oh, the gas corner also looks like it's attached like this.
- It seems like there would be a cafe like this or a fashionable cafe like this.
- By the way, this program is called "Mattari Mousou Fudosu-san", but can you do a little delusion?
- Oh, is it a delusion? I see.
- Oh, it's here. It's been a while.
- Hey, are you hungry soon? - I'm hungry.
- It's been a while. Recently, I'm addicted to a little simple food that you can eat quickly.
- If you don't mind, would you like to eat with me? - Oh, by all means.
- What? No, I'm hungry, so I want you to wait for me.
- I'm a little curious. - Sit here and wait for me.
- Look at me. I'll tell you the recipe, too.
- I'll tell you the recipe, too. - Then I'll put a lot of it here.
- Ta-dah!
- Well, cut bean sprouts and bacon.
- Wash the bean sprouts and put them in a bowl.
- Well, wait a little longer. I can do it in a little while.
- Stir-fry bean sprouts and bacon.
- Add a little seasoning.
Put it on a plate.
Here you go. It's a stir-fry of bean sprouts and bacon with oyster sauce.
This is delicious. It's just right for a snack.
- Oh, wait, in the game... - Has it just changed?
- Is it a cooking show? - It's pepper.
- Oh, no, it's not pepper. It's love. - Yes, I'll do it properly.
- I love you. - You're kind, Megu-chan.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- It's cute. - It's embarrassing.
- It's amazing. - What is love powder?
- Love powder is love powder. - I know.
- It's all love-filled food with all my heart. - Thank you.
- Here, too.
- It's a cross. - It's very liberated.
- Is it a tree that hasn't been painted? - That's right.
- Do you dare to leave these letters? - I want to make it.
- Oh, there are letters left. - I remember the first one.
- I think it's fashionable. - It's close.
- If you have a house or something like that, it's fashionable. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. It's amazing. It looks like it's really high up. - What's this?
- It's a tree with a lot of bumps. - Bumps?
- It's fashionable here. It's a fashionable tree. - Koeda.
- It's Koeda. - I wonder why.
- Let's go upstairs. - It's amazing. It's a beach.
- It's retro from here. - It's wide.
- I wonder if it'll look good.
Excuse me.
It smells like a country house.
Excuse me.
It's like we're all lying in bed and sleeping.
It's nice to wait for everyone here at night.
Great.
While chatting.
It seems like there is a real estate professional inside.
Oh!
Who is it?
I'd like you to show me your property.
Okay.
I heard you have it, but I can't find it. Would you like me to look for it for you?
Okay.
Is it in here?
What?
Is this a pattern?
Is it...
Is it in here or something?
I'm surprised!
It's in here.
It's in the warehouse.
Let's go down and look for it.
Okay.
I'll go outside.
Where is it?
Let's go this way.
No one is here.
Isn't this location great?
Great.
What is this?
This is not good at all.
Terrible.
Nice to meet you.
You surprised me.
You're right.
I was looking for this place for a long time.
Could you tell me about the theme of this property?
The owner liked old buildings.
So, instead of simply replacing old buildings, he wanted to make good use of them.
So, he renovated the first floor.
The second floor is a DIY property.
Can you do DIY?
Yes, you can.
So, we left some space for you.
We need your permission.
For example, you can paint the walls in different colors.
If you allow us, we'll do it for you.
I think we can do something here, too.
I was going to grow vegetables here.
Vegetables?
I thought it would be interesting to make a field here.
So, we'll make a field here.
That's great!
If you make compost here, you can plant weeds here.
Yes, it will grow naturally.
It's like recycling.
It's environmentally friendly.
I'm getting excited again.
Let's go to the first floor.
Thank you for having me.
First of all, the entrance is so big, isn't it?
It seems like there is an urban property in Tokyo with only the entrance.
That's right. Recently, there are quite a few one-room apartments like Kyuheibei or something like that.
I thought I could live only with the entrance.
The garden is connected like this, so for people who do dirt work, food, barbecue, and so on,
I think it's not good for dirty things to enter the room, so I put those kinds of things around here.
Oh, it's really good!
I think the expression of the wall is probably quite different from ordinary properties,
but it seems like they repainted the old one many times with white and made it look a little mysterious.
There is also a DIY feeling here, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
It seems like it's in a house by the sea.
Oh, that's right.
After all, I felt like I was talking this much distance from Tokyo, so it's a little loose, isn't it?
Even one texture of the wall may be a little rough and loose.
It's really beautiful.
The windows are also new.
That's right. I thought it was beautiful.
It's called "room glass" and there are two pieces of glass like this and there is an air layer inside, so it's a cold measure or something like that.
Oh, thank you!
Are there two pieces of glass like this?
Yes, you can see the glass from this side to the other side of this silver part, can't you?
There are two pieces of glass like this on the left and right of this silver part.
Yes, so there is air in between, and because of the air layer, there is insulation effect or noise insulation is increased.
That's right.
It's been like this with recent apartments.
And in terms of coldness, it was around there, wasn't it?
Oh, this? I was wondering when it would come out.
This is a gas heater.
Oh, it's gas.
You can use it.
Yes, you can put a gas hose in here.
You can also make a pot.
If you want to turn on the electricity switch from there and plug it in here, you can use the gas heater here.
It's really good.
It was gas, wasn't it?
Yes, the gas heater is really warm.
It is.
It's such a large space.
If it were a real apartment, with a door that is a little smaller, the air conditioner efficiency would be better,
but if it's this wide, I think it's better to use a gas heater.
That's right, it warms you up right away.
I've always been wondering about this cross section.
Oh, this?
This is called "sujikai".
Actually, this was all inside a wall.
Inside a wall?
Yes, this was originally a wall.
Oh, I see.
Yes, without this cross section, with only these two pillars, it would shake like this and go "patang",
but by crossing them together like this, the strength is increased.
The sense of unity is amazing.
Wow.
Yes, so by renovating it, this is coming out.
Yes.
Well, it's for reinforcement.
Yes, it's safe.
That's right.
Yes.
Do you leave these letters on purpose?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it on purpose?
Well, that's right, these building materials are basically cheap to buy now.
There are quite a lot of these stamps on websites and websites, but basically these pillars are things that cannot be hidden inside the wall, so normally this is fine, but if you remove the wall with renovation, it will look like this, right?
But well, this is like a renovation and it's nice, like that, recently.
That's right, and what I was worried about was that only the tree on the other side of the wall looked very tall and fashionable.
Oh, is this it?
I was worried about it.
Yes, yes, yes. This is a remnant of the old Japanese "tokonoma".
Oh, it's a remnant.
Yes, it was originally a "tokonoma", and when you say "remnant", well, there's a groove around here, right?
Yes.
This is how it came all the way to this side, the tree. There's one on this side, too, on the other side.
Oh, this side.
That's right, there's one on this side and one on this side, so there's a tree like this in here.
Oh, I see.
Yes, this should have been one wall.
Yes.
And where you are now, I think this was a push-in.
Oh, I see, it was a push-in.
This is one of the push-ins.
It's like "tokonoma".
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
It's a little easier to remember.
Oh, there's a gap. This is a hanging post.
A hanging post?
Yes, it's a Japanese "tokonoma" with a hanging post.
Oh, I see.
There's something like this around here.
Oh, I see.
Yes, I think it's a remnant of "tokonoma".
I think this kind of rough one will probably make you relax and live.
Yes, if it's too fashionable.
Yes.
But it's very fashionable, but the feeling of this tree and the stainless kitchen are very fashionable.
There's no waste in making it.
This is also a counter kitchen.
Oh, look at the counter.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you sit on this side and eat breakfast or something like that, you can do it with this.
I was just fantasizing about this pose.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I'm waiting for you to cook here.
Yes.
I feel like I'm eating while talking about something.
I see.
We're the ones who make you cook.
Yes, but I was also the one who made it earlier, but hope is on this side.
Oh, hope is on this side.
Yes, I'm not confident in cooking.
Then let's go this way.
Yes.
Let's go this way.
Yes, yes.
I just noticed that there is no mirror in the washroom, so I think this is a system that you can put on yourself.
Oh, I see.
Yes, you have to prepare it a little.
Oh, it's important.
Is there any storage around here?
That's right.
This is the washbasin.
Oh, it's a washbasin.
That's right.
The hose of the washbasin is in a place like this.
Do you put it like this from here and put a washbasin in here?
Oh, that's great.
I forgot about the washbasin.
That's right.
Why?
Makeup tools are here and stuff like that.
That's right.
But it would be nice if you could DIY it somehow.
That's right.
But if you put a board up to here and put a mirror on it or put a storage on it, you might be able to do it.
The bath is probably a little old, so it's pretty wide.
I can't stretch my legs, but I think it's a size where you can go in loosely.
I don't know about this place.
That's right.
It's this atmosphere, isn't it?
Yes.
I think it's like the old days.
Oh, I see.
Somehow.
That's right.
In the past.
If you decorate it like this on the ceiling...
That's right.
I'm sure you can do it now.
I don't usually do this kind of thing, so I dared to leave it as it is.
Even the pink bath.
The pink bath was also a bubble.
Bubbles are like this.
There are some bubbles that are more glittery.
Even if it's so glittery in the bath...
Like marble-like things.
It's too fashionable!
If a person in their 40s and 50s stays in the bath, they may get excited.
The bathroom is normal.
With washlet.
Wow, that's rare.
That's right.
Also, I was just wondering...
This window...
Oh, this is it.
It opens, but it probably doesn't mean much to open it, does it?
Oh, you can take it out.
Yes, and this is probably...
The stairs here are dark.
I think they probably opened it to get light from the stairs.
Oh, I see.
The lower room is brighter than the stairs, so...
It's bright.
I think it's a window to get the lower light into the stairs.
And the stairs are dark.
Oh, I didn't know it was designed like that.
Probably.
And by doing that, it's like a lighting device itself.
It has the effect of illuminating this area.
It's important, so it's twice.
That said, it's a little out of order, but...
Have you noticed something like a top light?
If you step out and go to the kitchen...
Here!
Oh!
There was one in a place like this!
I didn't notice it!
This is also a gimmick that makes it look like a top light.
If you look at it from below, you can see the light coming in like this.
If you come around here...
It's like light pouring in from above, you know?
Oh, that's nice and open.
It's also like a light device or something like that.
I think the design office dropped the light on the first floor to the first floor.
Or put the light on the first floor on the stairs.
I think they took out where to pull it out while thinking about it.
Oh!
With this, you can feel a little open.
It's not like that at all.
The light comes in from above.
I think it's like that.
You're so smart!
Of course!
It's calculated and calculated.
But the light coming in from above feels good, doesn't it?
The church also emits light from above.
Thank you for coming, Taniguchi-san.
Thank you for having me. I'm happy and grateful.
Before we hear your impressions, Morota-san, how was it, Taniguchi-san?
I felt like you were a professional.
Wait, I'm a professional, too?
I always thought you were a professional, too.
Thank you.
It was easy to shoot, and your delusion was like an actress.
It was amazing! Megu-chan is an actress.
That's what I'm aiming for.
If you shoot me, you might shoot an actress, too.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Are you busy, too?
Yes, I'm quite busy now. I'm not a busybody.
You're wearing fashionable clothes today, too.
That's right! I'm done with work today.
Why do I always end up shooting at night?
I think it's to match the time setting of Hidoki-san and others, but I'm not there, so I'm happy, but I'm not happy.
I shouldn't say I'm happy.
It's not that I'm happy because Hidoki-san isn't here, but I'm happy that I'm shooting at this time.
But I wanted to show you.
You always say my clothes, my makeup, my hair is messy, so I wanted to show you my beautiful self.
I'm frustrated.
You know what, Omori-san?
Michel Macaron?
That's right!
Isn't he a model?
Yes!
His makeup is so thick.
That's right!
No, no, no!
It's quite different.
Of course, there are times when I'm in model mode and times when I'm in real estate mode.
By the way, there is a model mode, real estate mode, and a drama mode, right?
That's right!
Drama mode!
I've decided to play the role of the main character in a drama.
There's also a drama mode.
So, when you go to the next location, you're going to play the role of the actress Omori-mako, right?
Oh, my God!
What do you think?
I'll do my best not to embarrass you.
So, in the next recording...
I asked Murota-san and Murota-san to watch the drama with me and I embarrassed you a little.
I don't like it. I don't like being recognized as an actress. I can never do it.
I'll do my best. Please watch it.
Murota-san, how was the property?
The property is amazing. At first I wondered what it would be like, but it's wide and it's a house where painters seem to live.
The surroundings are amazing. After all, it's a forest and it seems like it's going to be very creative and I can understand it. It's a forest and a good house.
It's nice to see green everywhere.
Yeah, it's really nice. I thought I could live a lot of things.
I see. Omori-san, how do you live? How do you use it?
Well, for me...
You can use it outside, can't you?
That's true.
Is the bamboo forest also your property?
The bamboo forest is also like a property.
For me...
I'd like to live a simple life just there.
For example...
You can make your own crops there and eat what you make there.
You can eat there and...
I call it painting, but you can do something at home.
That house is surrounded by greenery, so it looks like you can get a lot of refreshment.
It's not like that...
It's like...
It's Tokyo, but it's not like that.
It's not like that city atmosphere.
I can do anything there.
It's not like a country-style life, but...
I'd like to live a relaxed and calm life like that.
That house.
I see.
Suddenly, the world view is like a country woman's house.
The more I know about them, the more interesting they are.
I can't tell the difference between them.
It's good.
I think you can get out of here on the roof.
Oh, but it's surprisingly...
It's surprisingly solid.
On the contrary, it's like coming to my Kamury show.
That's right, it's already solid.
What?
You're kidding me, right?
Right? The one with the smashed noodles.