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17th grade, research student. Humanity check!
It's like I'm not good at variety shows at 17th grade.
Omelet! Omelet! Omelet! I can't do it!
We were supposed to do a show together, so I wanted to do something funny and get laughed at.
Omelet!
Omelet! Omelet! Omelet! I can't do it!
The director said, "I don't want to end it with just a show."
He said it with such passion!
I wanted to keep up with him, and I tried my best, but...
Omelet! Omelet! Omelet!
I can't even put Mentoma Bone in it.
Do you want me to do it by myself?
It's OK.
Calm down.
Sora-san, you can do it.
I thought I dropped it, but it came out.
From behind! From behind!
From behind!
Sudden attack!
I can't empathize with zombies.
No one can.
Everyone is like that, isn't it?
Even if you are my second girlfriend, do you think you can go out with me?
I don't know.
How do you know?
I was doing a home-guys.
Didn't you just let it go?
No! Not at all!
Not at all!
I'm a dog.
I laugh.
I can't take this hand.
Are you from the theater?
No.
Are you a performer in the theater?
No.
The director got carried away and...
Is there something you like?
Something I like...
Like food?
Yes.
I like food like ramen.
Oh, ramen! I see.
I see.
Is there anything else?
I'm scared.
What's wrong?
I heard a noise.
A noise?
Actually,
this building is
a building that originally came out.
There is also a roof here.
Maybe there is.
Excuse me.
Can I say something funny?
Thank you very much.
Can I stand up and go with you?
It's okay.
I'm sick.
Are you okay?
Let's go home.
You can come with me.
You are cute.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
Why are you calling me?
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.
Excuse me.
This world's end.
Help me. Wait, this is the worst.
This is weird, I can't do it.
The door won't open.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, please don't do it.
Please don't do it.
Who is she talking to?
I'm scared.
She's so cute.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Why are you apologizing?
Please don't open the door.
I'm scared.
Please don't do it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it a prank?
It's "out of body" prank.
I'm serious.
She's so cute.
I didn't know that Cocco's good points come out of this.
I've never seen it before.
She was on the phone with Cocco.
I didn't know what was going on.
She's so cute.
How was it?
I could hear something from the beginning.
I was scared.
I'm about to say it.
Did you hear it from above?
That was the sound of air conditioner.
Air conditioner?
Yes, air conditioner.
Do you often see Ohama-san like this?
But...
Are you afraid of her?
I have an image of being afraid of her.
When I'm surprised, I say, "What? Stop it."
I'm not good at surprising people.
Well...
In that sense, I have various plans.
Please wait a moment.
Okay.
Wow!
I can hear it.
Answer me!
I don't know if it's because I'm nervous, but it's said that it comes out a lot in real life.
Please wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yes, please wait a minute.
Hello?
Yes.
Please wait a minute.
We really met.
Oh no!
What?
Earthquake?
Is it shaking?
Oh no!
Help me!
I'm really not good at this.
Like that.
You saw it with your own eyes?
It came out.
But if something came out...
I see.
If something came out, you were scared and ran away?
Yes.
When I was little...
I saw an old woman who wasn't there.
It was a terrible episode.
All of a sudden?
Can you edit it out of focus?
That's what I was told.
Oh, I finally saw it.
I see.
Was it your own grandmother?
No, I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't remember, but...
my mother was waving her hand where no one was and said...
Your grandmother is here.
She said that.
I'm going to make you talk nonsense, but...
I'm the type of person who saw a little old man.
What?
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry for making you talk nonsense.
So I...
on my desk in my room...
put on glasses like this...
and stuck a pencil in here.
Is it okay for you to be scared or cute?
No, I'm like...
Oh, you're here again today.
I feel like a pet.
How did you deal with that in the past?
I really found it and said...
Grandmother!
But my mother said...
No one's here.
I said, "No one's there."
I know, I know.
Let's talk about it a little more later.
I think you can make this now.
Wait a minute.
I see.
Can you do it like that?
Please wait a moment.
I see.
Oh, I'm confused.
Please wait a moment.
Hello?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Please wait a moment.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
She's looking at you. How cute!
How cute!
Wow!
She's looking at you.
She's serious today.
Wow! How cute!
Wow!
She said "Wow!"
Yes, yes.
Wow!
She's looking at you.
Wow!
She didn't look at you at all.
No!
Not even now.
She didn't look at me at all.
At first, I tried to open it.
What?
You did it first?
Yes.
It may be an example, but I opened it and checked it.
Oh, I see.
Wow!
She's amazing.
She's human.
She's mentally strong.
She's amazing.
She has salt or something.
What?
When something happens to me, I take a bath with salt.
What?
On the other hand, do you prepare salt?
Yes.
It's invincible.
If you have it, you'll be fine.
That's right.
Isn't it the scariest thing?
To have salt?
Yes, you're right.
Have you had such an experience?
No, I haven't.
It's food salt.
Food salt!
You have it, right?
Isn't it the one that you cleanse?
But definitely it's not the salt for seasoning.
I'm sure you have it like that.
It's not salt for cleansing.
That's right.
What is your original purpose?
Oh, I was going to make normal salt for cleansing.
You have it as salt for cleansing.
By the way, who is the scariest among you 17 researchers?
Lake.
After all, lake.
Oh, I see.
But snow and stuff.
I'm really bad at death dates.
So, if I say something a little threatening, can you walk alone in the theater?
What did you say?
Hey, it's like a dog.
Oh, that story has already reached 17.
Wait a minute.
It will be blurred. If I talk, everything will be blurred.
No, no, no, you're developing the story, but a little.
Oh, I see.
A woman in a yellow raincoat.
That's right.
Hey, what?
A woman in a yellow raincoat.
That's right.
Hey, what?
My seniors tell me that because I'm here.
To be honest, I also heard it from my seniors.
So, it reached from 1 to 3 and properly reached 17.
Is there such a tradition?
Is it necessary?
Why are you holding hands like that?
I'm scared.
Oh, I see.
So, I don't want to go to the theater after hearing that.
No?
Some people in Japan have seen it.
What?
Wait a minute.
Besides, the time zone is also a time zone.
Wait a minute.
Now, Ms. Kashiwagi.
Yes.
So far, we have checked the human nature of 17th grade researchers.
Yes, yes, yes.
In fact, in order to check what you really think of Ms. Kashiwagi, we were doing one more trick.
Let's have a look at it.
Ms. Kashiwagi, could you please do a V sign?
Me? I got it. I got it.
You asked me what I think of myself.
V sign, V, V, anything is fine?
17th grader, human check.
Depending on the case, I will call you out later.
How do you pull it out like that?
Who did you fall in love with before you joined the company?
Yuki Kashiwagi-san.
Oh, but you've graduated now, haven't you?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
It's amazing. We've been working together for about a year now,
but we haven't had much chance to talk or get involved with each other yet,
so I'm a little lonely.
Well, you've been able to read each other's minds,
and you're one of the younger members of the company, aren't you?
To be honest, I think you're lucky.
What do you think?
But I'm happy that there's an opening in the selection process and there's a possibility of getting in there,
but even if the selection process doesn't open up, I want to be someone who can get in there.
How old are you, Yuki Kashiwagi-san?
I'm about 14 years old.
How old are you?
I'm about 11 years old.
Don't you feel that age gap?
No, I don't feel that age gap in particular.
What about you?
No, I don't feel that age gap in particular.
I'm not honest either.
Don't look at me like that!
I forgot about it.
You've been working with quite an experienced director for quite a while now.
Don't you have much to talk about?
No, I don't know much about my private life.
Do you have any makeup products you're using that are a little old?
Do you?
Yes.
Are you saying yes or no?
I'm not saying yes or no.
I see.
I see you're using a lot of makeup products.
Most of them.
I'm so happy.
She has that look in her eyes.
I'm so happy.
It's a plus, isn't it?
I like Hirata-chan's face.
How did you feel at the end?
Even though I told myself that I admired you,
I didn't think you'd go that far.
You're persistent.
I'm persistent, aren't I, Seri?
Do you have any special relationship with Kashiwagi-san?
Yes, we do.
How much?
I've been talking to him a lot since he put me in the selection.
I see.
You've already decided to graduate, haven't you?
Yes.
To be honest, how do you feel about that?
It's too natural for me to have Kashiwagi-san in AKB.
I can't imagine him not being around anymore.
Kashiwagi-san knows everything about me.
I feel at ease.
I'm a little worried about that.
You're worried about that.
Yes.
When you graduate, one of the reasons for your selection is bad.
What do you think about that?
Well...
It's not like he put me in AKB.
But it's not like I can join AKB just because I met him.
But there's a possibility that you can join AKB just because you met him.
I think you should think about that a little more.
What are you talking about?
You're making me say it live.
I think there are people with different ways of thinking.
I don't think it's a bad idea to think like that.
I have a feeling of wanting to join AKB.
Wow.
AKB48 Humanity Check.
No.
Revolution ofynamics.
I'm seriously being serious.
I'm really being serious.
I'm serious.
I know you are trying to make me say bad things.
I think you are the worst.
But,
you are all quite close friends.
It is not easy for you to not say something even when I'm so clingy.
You are really listening hard to what I say even though I'm surprised.
I thought it would happen no matter how many years have passed, and even though Yukirin-san told me about it,
I kept getting asked "How about other seniors?"
"That's right" I felt like that, and even though I don't have any, I do it a lot, so I was really irritated.
You get irritated.
It's funny how you put it all together.
How old were you?
Honestly, if you were in the same group as me, it would have been really hard, wouldn't it?
But you were very kind at all.
We're the same age, so there's nothing we can do about it.
To be honest, you think it's too high, don't you?
I've never thought of it like that.
Kajiaki-san, what do you think about that?
It makes me nervous.
Eh, but...
Yeah, it makes me sad that there aren't as many people as there used to be in Japan.
But if you say you're sad, don't you feel happy that there are so many people to choose from?
What do you think?
Do you feel happy?
Yeah, don't you?
Not really.
17th place is the best!
I love it!
As expected!
I'm happy!
Everyone, is that your true feelings?
Yes!
Of course!
You've all been asked about it, haven't you?
Some of you have.
On that day...
Yukirin-san gave me this outfit.
Oh, yeah!
I didn't think you'd wear it today.
But I happened to wear it.
But you keep mentioning it!
I was like, "What's up with her?"
What about you, Asai-san?
I was asked about it early on.
I was asked about it first.
From now on?
I was asked about it at a new place.
I wanted to object, but I couldn't.
So I went home and complained about it to my mom.
I said, "It's really rude of you."
She insisted on saying it.
She didn't say it anyway.
She was trying so hard that I was surprised.
[The next day]
Wakane! Wakane! Wakane!
Ikedai!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm thinking about doing it.
But I don't have much time. I can talk. It's okay.
This stone is beautiful!
Hurry up!
I'm not asking you for a date.
No! No!
Help me!
I only listen to songs like "tuna", but...
What do you drink for fun?
Well...
What? What? What?
Vodka, right? Vodka, right? Vodka, right?
All of a sudden...
Once again, Kashiwagi-san, how do you feel about these 17 students?
Well, really...
Ever since I auditioned, I've been going to see everyone's auditions.
Even for "OUT OF"...
I've been going to see everyone's auditions.
And even though I've only just joined the industry...
I didn't know anything about the entertainment industry.
I was like, "Is this going to be okay?"
I really looked up to my parents.
But after watching today's video...
I feel like I've grown so much more dependably.
That's how it is for me.
Even when I go to see auditions today and other times...
I feel like everyone is working hard for their jobs.
And I feel like I'm starting to see a little bit of room for improvement.
I feel like I was able to see the strengths of all 17 students in today's video.
It was a really good opportunity.
It was the best.
On the other hand...
Some of you may have seen it and find it helpful...
But do you think it was all positive?
A lot of it!
Some of you may not be able to see it all...
But I'm sure you learned a lot from today's video.
So I hope you watch it with confidence!
I'm glad you did.
Let's kiss in the dark and look into each other's eyes.
I want to make sure of our love.
I want to do a dance examination to see if you have any dance skills that are worth the first impression.
Dance evaluation