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AKB48, have you heard of it before?
Yeah!
AKB48's 20th anniversary is in 2025.
So, in AKB48's 20th anniversary history,
we're going to talk about AKB48's best points
so that our viewers can love AKB48 even more.
A few days before this show aired, it was White Day.
Do you have any memories of White Day?
- White Day? - White Day?
- Memories of White Day? - Memories? That's hard!
- When we were elementary school students? - Yeah, when we were little.
On Valentines Day, elementary school students would bring presents to school.
- And the presents... - After school?
- After school, we'd come home and...
- "shoyu" culture? - That's crazy!
- What did you think of White Day? - White Day?
- Moca was in love with White Day. - White?
- On Valentines Day, she got chocolates from her friends. - Chocolates?
- Yeah, she got them.
- On White Day, she was in love with her friend. - Wow!
- On the other hand. - Wow, I really...
On February 14th, Valentine's Day, we all took it to school and exchanged it.
We ate it after school.
- We ate too much sweet potato for a few weeks. - Sweet potato?
- We went to school feeling sick. - What?
- You ate too much sweet potato? - Yes, we ate too much.
- We exchanged it with all of our friends. - You ate it right away.
We had to eat it quickly because it was handmade.
We had to eat it right away, so we ate a lot of it.
Then we got sick of it.
We wanted a lot of presents, so we gave a lot of presents on Valentine's Day.
- We got a lot of presents on White Day. - Really?
- You got a lot of presents? - I got a lot of presents.
- You got a lot of presents? - Yes.
- You all exchanged it, right? - Yes, we gave presents to a lot of people.
It didn't matter if it was a boy or a girl.
- We gave presents on both Valentine's Day and White Day. - That's right.
- We exchanged presents on Valentine's Day, too. - We gave chocolates to a lot of people.
- Some girls said, "Is it real?" - "Is it real?"
- "What did you eat?" - "What did you eat?"
- A lot of people said that. - What did you make?
- "Heisei Juji Choco"? - I remember that!
- "Heisei Juji Choco" was popular back in the day. - It's popular now, too.
- You just melted it and made it yourself? - I made it with my mom.
You didn't want anyone else to help you, so you made Valentine's Day on your own.
- I know what you mean! - You didn't want anyone else to help you.
- Every night... Not every night! - Every year!
- Every year, I'd stay up late and make it.
- Like, "I'm going to make something better than anyone else!" - Wow!
- I know what you mean! - You have a high self-esteem!
- Earlier, I was shopping alone and making it myself and handing it over. - Wow!
- Like, we're all friends, and we're both girls, and we exchange ideas,
- and I wanted to make the best thing out of it. - I know what you mean!
- Yeah! - I know what you mean!
- That's what I had in mind.
- We all have different ideas, but what's today's theme?
- Yes! So, here's today's theme! - What is it?
- "We want to have a heart-to-heart! Delusional White Day!"
- Yay! - Delusional!
- Delusional? - Delusional!
- Heart-to-heart!
- It's a situation where you get a gift from someone who gave you something for Valentine's Day,
- and you get a call like this, and you want to be told something like this in a place like this,
- and today, in this segment, we're going to know about your ideal white day!
- Wow! - Ideal? - Cute!
- It's a little embarrassing!
- We, who are often asked to deliver heart-to-heart conversations, would like to do heart-to-heart things as well!
- Are you ready for delusional White Day? - Yes!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Really? - Yes!
- Excited! - Excited!
- So, let's start with Hirato Yuki-chan!
- Eh, me first?
- Delusional White Day! - Delusional White Day?
Yes, please.
What should I do?
This time...
Let's do it together one more time.
Oh, good. Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Let's do it one more time.
What about girls?
What is the situation like?
The situation is...
I was on a date with the boy I like.
I am.
That's the situation.
From there...
It's a situation of dating.
Dating...
It's a situation of dating.
Let's watch the video.
It's a situation of dating.
She wants to get something back for dating.
But she can't get anything back.
She is depressed and wants to go home.
Let's watch the video.
It was fun today.
Let's go home.
OK.
Wait.
Do you have anything to eat?
No.
Can we go somewhere?
OK.
Let's go.
OK. I bought the chocolate you've always wanted to eat.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything.
Let's be together forever.
Yes. How do you like it?
What? You don't like it? Why?
No, I like it.
You like it?
I think it's very good.
Both of you were cute.
Yes, you're right.
Both of you were a little sweet.
Yes.
As a progress, it was fun for you to have a go at it.
Yes, yes. From the beginning...
From the beginning...
Let me explain.
We were on a date.
We were on a date for White Day, so I was hoping you'd give me something in return.
But in the end, I didn't have anything, so I had to go home.
I was depressed because I didn't have anything.
After this, I was asked if I had anything.
I was like, "What?"
In the next scene, I'm at home.
At home?
You went home?
I'm at home.
When I got home, I got this chocolate I love.
You got it.
I'm happy about it.
Together, we can say, "Let's stay together today."
It's very nice.
The situation was crazy.
When I heard your explanation just now, it was Nodding.
Probably...
You couldn't see it yet?
Mostly Muka's reactions, and Mocha's girls' feelings of, "Didn't you get me today?"
The conflict and everything.
I think if we could connect properly, we could have done it better.
So, it's difficult to proceed.
It's difficult!
But this is Yuki's ideal white day.
After listening to the explanation, you can watch it again.
Explanation is important.
Please refer to it.
I think you can do it better.
Next!
Do you want me to go?
Do you want me to do it yourself?
Yes, I'll try it.
I'll try it.
I'll go alone.
Alone?
Yes, I'll do it alone.
I'm Chikude's situation.
Chikude?
Student?
Then, Moca's chest muscle?
Three!
Three! Two! One! Action!
I arrived at the dormitory.
I got a red point again this time.
I couldn't study because I thought too much about the teacher.
Well, if you get 100 points next time, I'll give you a reward.
I'll do my best.
I'll study.
March 14th, I came here.
Oh, you got 100 points.
Oh, did you get 100 points?
This is a reward from the teacher.
The end.
Cut!
Did you hear what I said?
Yes, I did.
Where should I put my eyes?
Oh, here.
That's not what I said.
You were acting like a crow.
What?
Your body moves like this, but your eyes move like this.
Yes.
Again.
Let's do it one more time.
What?
One more time.
I forgot what I said.
You didn't say anything to the viewers.
I forgot what I said.
You were talking to the air.
You are suspicious now.
Let's do it.
Three, two, one.
I'm on the shaft now.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it again?
I'm on the shaft now.
So, how was today's test?
What is this score?
I'm sorry. I was thinking about you all the time.
This is from the bottom of my heart.
Hey, hey, you're cute.
If you get 100 points in the next test, I'll give you a reward.
March 14th.
100 points for this test!
Wow, good job, Hotei!
This is a reward from me!
Ta-dah!
That's it!
Wonderful!
This is my ideal Valentine's Day.
Forbidden love.
Oh, you like that.
No, wait a minute.
How old are you now?
Thirteen.
And you?
Twenty-one.
Isn't it a crime?
You're out!
No, you're twenty.
What do you think about this, Yamazaki-san?
I didn't think about it, but now that I think about it, I'm out.
You're out?
An 18-year-old shouldn't hold hands with a 18-year-old and under.
She did!
You're a bad teacher.
But that's your ideal, Hotei.
Because it's forbidden love, right?
Forbidden love.
In the world of manga and stuff like that, right?
That's right.
Isn't that too much?
Isn't it too much of an anime?
I know.
I know you were a pervert, Hotei-san.
You're out!
You did it!
Well done!
You were cute.
Your voice was interesting.
Your voice.
It's cute.
I'm embarrassed and my face is red.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're looking forward to it?
Next up is Mayu Masai.
Yes.
Please!
Yes.
As for my situation...
In my last episode, I think I mentioned Tachihiroshi-san.
Today, I'll have Tachihiroshi-san appear again.
At the end of my work day, Tachihiroshi-san came to pick me up.
That's the situation I mentioned.
That's the worst situation.
Yes.
Tachihiroshi-san will appear again.
I'll do it again this time.
It's easy to imagine, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes?
Then, I'll also be playing two roles this time.
Mayu's imaginary situation in 3, 2, 1, action!
Ah, it's already 7 o'clock. I'm tired.
Huh?
Oh, Mayu-chan. Good work.
Huh? Hiroshi! You came to pick me up?
Well, you never know what day it is.
Huh? March 14th?
Huh? Hmm... Ah! It's White Day today!
That's right. Get in. Benz. My Benz.
No!
Huh? Where are you taking me?
We're driving.
Oh, Mayu's driving.
We're here. Here, here.
Mayu's driving?
This is the best hotel in Japan for dinner!
Well, as always, thank you.
Huh? Really! I love you, Hiroshi!
How old are you now, Hiroshi Tachi?
Huh? I think I'm much older now.
I'm dozens of years older.
You're 70 years old, right?
That's right.
How old are you now, Masayoshi?
I'll be 20 years old tomorrow.
You look like you're 50 years old.
I'm older than my parents.
I'm older than my grandparents.
I'm older than me.
What's up with you, Hiroshi?
Huh? Do you like older people?
Do you like older people?
So far, you look like you're in the same age range.
But your parents are about 15 years apart.
No way!
You look like you're 50 years old.
No way!
What's up with you?
Please! Please forgive me!
Besides, I was really curious about my Mercedes Benz.
Do you wear this every time?
My Mercedes Benz?
I was curious about this.
Where did you bring me to, Hiroshi?
It's the best hotel dinner in Japan.
Wouldn't it be scary if a 50-year-old man suddenly treated you to a hotel dinner?
It might be scary!
But I thought that a man as dandy as you, Hiroshi Tachi, would...
How should I put it...
It wouldn't be chocolate or anything like that.
It would be a dinner like that.
I thought you'd be able to tell me apart.
That's why I chose you for dinner.
What's your relationship like?
I'm just a boyfriend.
Oh, you're just a boyfriend.
You're just a boyfriend.
Well, it's just a delusion.
Yeah, it's just a delusion.
It's something you can do in your dream.
Yeah, it's just a dream you have in your head.
Let's give her a round of applause.
OK!
You're so spoiled!
So, you'd like to have an adult relationship?
That's right.
An adult relationship.
An adult.
OK, last but not least, Sorara.
Zocky-chan.
Please.
Zocky-chan's situation.
You guys are amazing!
What about you, Sorara?
Situation.
Well, Zocky...
Actually, it's White Day, so...
They wanted to meet each other, but...
The boy has something to learn and can't meet her.
But they're in love.
Oh...
Okay, then...
Yamazaki Sara's delusional situation.
Three, two, one!
Hello?
Oh, hello? What is it?
Oh, you can't meet him?
I see. I have something to learn.
I'm sorry.
Next time, please.
School.
I can't meet White Day.
Oh, well. I'll do my best.
All right!
Ping-pong!
It's White Day, so I wanted to see you.
I did my best to finish school early.
This is a gift for you.
A white den.
Thank you! I'm so happy!
Let's keep up the good work.
So cute!
You're so cute when you're trying so hard.
I'm crying.
You're crying.
Well...
I'm getting better at acting.
I'm tired!
You came to my house.
I went to your house.
I'm happy!
You like students, don't you?
Yes! That's right!
I like teachers and students in school.
It's a forbidden love.
You were cute when you were studying.
Are you middle school students?
Are you dating?
We know we like each other, but...
It's fun.
It's the best time of the year.
That's good.
How about you, Masai?
Are you interested in white den like this?
Yes, but it's not exciting enough for me.
You want excitement, don't you?
You love this place, don't you?
It's not exciting enough for you.
Were you excited when you were little?
No, I've always liked Ikeo-ji since I was little.
I don't know the reason.
Is that so?
I don't know the reason, but...
Since you were born?
That's right.
Ever since I saw you on TV and fell in love at first sight,
I've always liked Ikeo-ji.
You're that kind of man.
No, no, no.
Not enough?
Not enough.
When you were taken away, you looked like a young Ikeo-ji.
You looked like a young Ikeo-ji.
That's not good.
On the contrary, I want you to be blessed if you're taken away with Tachihiro-san.
Congratulations.
I really like Ikeo-ji.
I like Ikeo-ji.
I'm into "Attack on Titan" these days, but I like "Pyxis Command" the most.
I love Ikeo-ji that much.
How about you, Kotei-san?
Me?
You, Yamagaki-san.
Me, Sorara?
Sorara has good acting skills, and her stories are easy to imagine.
Really? I'm glad.
But, it's really cute how she studies hard and ends up like that.
That's true.
You can imagine Sorara's age without getting out of it.
It's really cute.
Well, I thought she was about the same age as me.
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
She thinks she's an adult.
She's an adult, but she has a child's love from above.
She doesn't need chocolate or anything like that.
Right.
It's not chocolate.
Right.
This is dinner.
It's dinner. Come over here.
It's Imperial Hotel's dinner.
No!
I like chocolate.
How about you, Kiyoko-san?
Well, we're all in completely different situations.
Right.
I thought so.
Moka's acting was interesting, but I like it.
It's forbidden.
Forbidden.
Forbidden is the most nerve-wracking.
Forbidden.
Forbidden is the most nerve-wracking.
It's nerve-wracking when you're thrown in front of you.
Right.
It's nice.
It's true that...what was it?
Neri?
Ghandi's?
Tetsuhime-san?
She said she didn't have enough, but I think this kind of love is more exciting and nice.
It's a little easy for it to become a drama.
I don't think I've ever seen Mayu's love drama.
It's quite...
It ends with an ideal, doesn't it, Mayu?
No, no, no, don't watch it.
Don't watch it!
Now, let's point out the person who you think is the most delusional in your part-time job and make him a pervert champion.
But you're alone, aren't you?
A delusional champion.
I'd like to point out the person who you think is the most delusional right now.
- Mayu - Mayu
- Moka - Moka
- She found out! - What?
- The middle one is a little weird. - What?
- She's intense!
- So, the first perverted champion is... - Stop it!
- The first... - Is it those two?
- The first perverted champion is Misai and Otera! - Yay!
- I'm just delusional.
- Since we're here, we'd like to introduce AKB48's songs one last time.
- Today's theme is...
- AKB48's love songs for when you want to feel sweet and sour!
- Yay!
- Everyone, please write down the name of the song on your flipbook.
- Okay.
- Should we do a lot of it?
- Even if it's AKB's love song, it should be at least 80% love songs.
- Did you write it down? - Yes, we did!
- Then, let's flip the pages! - One, two!
- Ta-da! - Oh, we split up quite a bit.
- That's right! - I like you, I like you.
- An excuse, maybe. - High school days.
- I like you, I like you. - I like you more than yesterday!
- Oh! - Oh, that's nice.
- Then, from Sorara! - Yeah!
- Well, this is... - I know.
- It's like a report of a report. - I know.
- But, the lyrics are really... What was it?
- About "me"?
- "If you're not seeing me during the break,"
- "I'm starting to care about you." - That's cute!
- "If you're not seeing me during the break,"
- "I'm starting to care about you." - That's cute!
- Things like that are cute and sweet and sour.
- Things like, "I thought we were friends,"
- "but we're actually not."
- Things like, "I might like you,"
- "but I don't want to admit it's love."
- Things like that are cute.
- As expected, "if you're not seeing me during the break,"
- "I'm starting to care about you." - That's right!
- "If you're not seeing me during the break,"
- "I'm starting to care about you." - That's right.
- For your eyebrows... - I chose "High School Days."
- I like the freshness of the lyrics.
- I like the melody of the song.
- It reminds me of my sweet and sour memories as a student.
- And the lyrics are...
- "On a strong day,"
- "the school window is shining."
- And the lyrics are... - "On a strong day," - "the school window is shining."
There's a lot of description, but you can compare it to your own feelings, like sadness, or wanting to do something like this, or conflict.
It's a nice song with a little bit of sweetness and freshness, so I performed it on tours and stuff, and I want to do it again.
- It's a nice song. - I like it.
Next, I chose "suki, suki, suki."
- I like it. - Personally, I think it's a mix of carnivorous girls and decorative boys.
- That's right. - In the lyrics... - It's strong.
"I want to stick with you." or "I'm sick of it, let's be a couple." I think girls are really cute.
- I'm... - You're jealous of them.
I'm jealous of them, but I can't say it.
- They're cute. - I think carnivorous girls are really nice, so I want to be carnivorous for my fans, too.
- You want them to be like you? - I want you to say "suki" a lot.
- Please say it. - Please say it.
- I want you to say it. - I want you to say it a lot.
- There are a lot of decorative people. - That's right.
- I want you to say it. - Are there a lot of decorative people?
- Yuki. - Yes, I like "suki" more than yesterday.
But it's not just "suki, suki." I think about whether I have a girlfriend or not.
I like "suki" too much and it hurts me. I think it's a real girl... Is it a girl?
Is it a girl? Is it a girl? Is it a girl?
I can feel the girls' real feelings.
I think there are many people who can sympathize with AKB48.
For example, "Do you have a girlfriend?" or "How about next month?"
AKB48 is full of feelings, so it's a song I love.
It's still one-sided.
Yes, it hasn't been conveyed yet.
We've done a lot of things together.
We've been friends.
Yes, we've been friends for a long time.
For example...
What words should I say?
I don't know what to say.
I like you.
We've been together for a long time.
There are many songs in various forms and genres.
There's no end.
AKB48 is a love song.
That's right.
I'm sure you have something close to you.
I hope you listen to a lot of AKB songs.
How was it, everyone?
Today, we introduced "what words should I say?", "the situation", and "the song".
There were a lot of things.
You're the first perverted champion.
That's right. I was born with it.
Your delusions are intense.
I'm not famous, but I'd like to accept it.
I'd like to hear more of your delusions in the future.
I'd like to hear it.
All right, leave it to me.
Leave it to me.
Let's make a script and have fun.
All right.
Let's do a heart attack together.
A heart attack?
Yes.
I'd like to do it.
A quadrilateral relationship?
Quadrilateral?
Quadrilateral quadrilateral relationship?
It's different from being in a quadrilateral relationship.
It's good for adults, isn't it?
There are a lot of love songs in AKB48, so please look for it and listen to it.
Goodbye!