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Atsushi Paruru's XXBITE
This week, we will be looking at Paruru's fortune for 2016
We will be welcoming Getter's Iida-san as a guest
And we will be looking at his compatibility with Paruru
And
If Paruru didn't become a celebrity, it would be 2016
Heeey, what?
Will Paruru be in the future?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
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It's started!
Half a month has passed since the start of 2016.
Did something good happen?
What could it be?
Is there nothing yet?
Something like that.
You did a drawing called Akarui Kokoro.
Do you have a bright heart?
I don't know.
But you've changed.
Really?
Really, really.
Today,
you look brighter than usual.
Is it because you drew a bright heart?
I forgot that.
So I drew a bright heart.
A bright heart?
There's a bright feeling of being able to do a lot of things.
Really? That's good.
You're not aware of it?
I'm not aware of it.
Didn't you say that you'd quit being the Paruru you were made into and become the Paruru you are now?
Yes, that's right.
But somehow I'm starting to see my life plan.
You're starting to see it?
Yes, I'm starting to see it.
I'm thinking about what to do.
So you're looking forward to it.
We have a special guest who will tell us about this year's fortune.
What kind of year is 2016 in Paris?
Getter-san, come here.
Getter-san, this is also right.
That's right.
I'm also right about marriage.
I got married at the right time.
I used to say that I would do it at this time.
I forgot about it at all.
I thought I was married when I was told by Getter-san.
Today, we're going to tell you a story about Paruru.
How do you feel about Paruru 2016?
First, I'd like to start with the basics.
She's very serious today.
She's able to do things on her own,
but I think she'll lose her eroticism every year.
That's why I'm worried about her.
But, if anything, my personality is a refreshing type. I have a strong sense of hard work when it comes to type rules, so I'm the type who can do a very good job once I've decided on a goal.
But didn't you say something like you found your purpose?
Originally, I have a charming star, an idol star in the first place.
Idols are very good at doing things like smiling, but I don't really want to make enemies, so I'm the type who always has a habit of saying things with a smile.
Look, did you just prove that everyone is Shiotaro after all?
No, well, it's good to start a little on your own. If you ask me if it's Shiotaro, it's not.
Mr. Shimizaki Sonda, in 2016, your luck has been on the rise since this year.
Wow, even more?
Really?
Yes. In 2015, you didn't feel like doing it, but in 2016, your luck has been on the rise.
Really?
Really? Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
Is it because it's TV?
No, it's not.
I think it all depends on how hard you work in 2016.
That's a good thing. If you work hard this year, all your hard work will affect the future of the entertainment industry, right?
There is a star that changes its life from the age of 13 to the age of 18, and it feels like 2016 is the most exciting year in the entertainment industry.
If it goes well here, it will continue until the age of 16 or 17, but it will be okay until the age of 42.
Wow, it's always good.
Really? I'm a little relieved.
It's okay until 42.
However, if you skip 16 years here or lose the motivation to do it, it will shrink to 10 years until the age of 32.
It's a lot different. This is a great place to do your best in 2016.
Yes.
Will you do your best?
I'll do my best.
Even more?
Yes.
It was surprising. I thought it was bad this year.
Why did you think that?
I thought I hadn't done anything good yet.
Didn't you have a good feeling about it?
But it seems to be good.
Because it's left and right, isn't it?
When it's cold, I don't have much luck.
When it's cold, I just don't feel like doing it.
I don't feel like doing it, so I have bad luck.
That's why it's left and right.
When it gets warmer, it comes right away.
I think you'll understand when it's about spring.
When it's cold, a lot of things go wrong.
Right now, it's really cold.
That's why I thought I wouldn't make it this year.
2016 is good overall, but from autumn to the end of the year, it gets even better.
From autumn?
I think the work you do here will be longer.
The work I do from here?
So if you do a drama from autumn, your acting career will be longer?
Yes, that's right.
Ah...
That's a good feeling, isn't it?
It would have been great if you started your part-time job from this year.
It would have been great if it started in autumn, but it's already started.
How about starting from spring? Not spring, but autumn?
It's pretty good to start from spring.
This girl has her own movement.
So 2016 means that you are on the move, right?
I think it will be successful.
But from autumn, it will explode even more, right?
It's better from autumn.
I'm so excited this year.
How about romance?
In 2016, a big enemy will come.
It's all good, right?
I got a chance to fall in love.
Is it good for work and love?
If you're not an entertainer, I want you to get married in 2016.
I can't do it now. I want you to work.
Are you a manager?
That's what happened.
I was married when I was 22 years old.
My parents are about 20 years old and married when they were young.
I thought I'd be young and get married.
But now...
You can't do it because of work, right?
It's shocking, isn't it?
When I see women's jokes, there are a lot of people who can sell it by using marriage.
How about that?
Ayabe.
The compatibility with T-san Ayabe.
I don't care about that anymore.
Why?
I looked it up with Ayabe-san.
When it comes to compatibility,
It's a normal compatibility.
It's not bad.
You're lucky this year, so you'll be able to date someone you like.
See?
So if you're serious, you'll be fine.
And Ayabe is a stubborn kid.
If Ayabe tells you, you'll be weak.
If he tells me he likes me, I'll be weak.
He couldn't do any work.
Really?
You're looking for someone who's the best fit for you?
Among the part-time workers? Who is it?
It's Ogawa-san.
It's Paripi!
No way!
Is it okay to be with Paripi?
How can you say such a good thing?
What do you mean?
Ogawa-san is a very pure person.
He's a bit logical, but he has a very pure heart.
We both have a serious side to us.
We have a good chemistry.
You are a party person.
You just started your own shop.
It's really good, isn't it?
Right?
We are from Saitama.
You can just go to the shop.
Yes.
But now, you have a lot of work to do in 2016, right?
Yes.
If that party person makes you feel bad...
I can go out with anyone I like.
If that's the case, a celebrity would be good, wouldn't it?
That's right.
I think a celebrity is better than me.
Someone you think of?
Who is it?
Anyone can go out.
A celebrity who has money.
A celebrity who has money?
I only know people like Horiemon.
That's a little...
Too old?
I like cool people.
Oh, Matayoshi. He's very popular. He's over 2.5 million views.
That's Ayabe-san.
Really? Ayabe mode only has about 5,000 views.
It's 2.5 million views.
No.
That's Ayabe-san.
Do you have a relationship with Tokumitsu-san?
Tokumitsu...
I'm really sorry.
Isn't that a bit of a lie?
Are you really sorry?
Tokumitsu-san has a high-rotation star that speaks well and has a sharp star, so he's pretty smart and fast.
But he has a one-tempo slow star, so it doesn't fit at all.
In that sense, it's a good match.
Speed?
That's right.
That's a little dangerous.
What's your relationship with me?
My relationship with Atsushi-san is very good as a business partner.
Atsushi-san is originally very curious and wants to do a lot of things.
He is very serious, so his heart has almost grown since he was in the first year of junior high school.
Wow, I'm so happy!
So I'm going to take a pure step forward.
Mr. Shimazaki's serious and hardworking heart...
...will be stimulated, and I'll do my best, too.
When we're together, we become more forward-looking...
...and look for stimulation. It's a good match.
So it's good that you're working together.
But if it's love, it's the worst two.
Is that so? What do you mean?
It's just that when Shimazaki-san unexpectedly came to bump into me and I started to stick close to him,
Atsushi-san started to say something like, it's a pain in the ass.
I thought it was annoying.
Well, it's a very good part when it comes to work.
I see.
But that's good, isn't it?
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I won.
If there's anything you'd like to ask,
Oh, that's great.
Anything.
What's going to happen in three years?
Three years?
I'm making my own vision.
I'm really curious about what's going to happen in three years.
In three years, it's been going on for a long time in 2016.
17, 18, it's been going up.
In 2019, things will change.
Four years from now?
Yes.
I think I'll be in the acting industry or maybe I'll be in a band.
What? You're going to be in a band?
I'm going to be in a band.
3 years from now? 3 years and 4 years from now?
3 years and 4 years from now?
Not 4 years from now, 3 years from now.
About 3 and a half years.
But it's not this character. It's a completely different character.
That's when it changes a lot.
That's amazing.
Isn't it just as I planned?
You're talking about changing something in a year or two.
So that's what you've been doing for the past three or four years?
That's what I've been planning for the next three years.
You're doing a band?
I'm doing a live band.
But everything's good.
Don't you feel bad about her?
I do. I want to hear bad things about her.
Bad things about her?
The bad thing is that she doesn't listen to other people.
And she's not good at group activities.
Well, that's understandable.
That's not because she knows me, is it?
It's a fortune-telling.
It's a fortune-telling?
And she always says, it's a demo.
Oh, it's a demo.
That's what she says.
I say that a lot.
Is that a good thing for you?
When I was young, it was easy for me to be cheeky.
I think it's okay because I'm doing a show.
I'm serious, but I'm against it.
I don't ask for advice.
Which do you think is better?
In the end, I choose what I thought from the beginning.
But basically, luck is good.
It's good from this year. It wasn't so good before.
By the way, how old am I?
The flow has changed a lot since this year.
From the summer of two years ago, I started to get bored with my current life, and I'm going to move on to the next thing.
It would be nice if I could have a child next year.
If I can't have a child, I might as well destroy everything and buy them all.
Really?
But I've been wanting to have a child since two years ago.
I want to study now. I want to study language.
I want to learn something.
Spring of 2015 is just around the corner.
If you do what you want to do as soon as possible,
it will be the next stimulus and interesting thing.
Awesome.
Thank you very much.
What? You're not divorced, are you?
You're not divorced, are you?
No, I'm not.
I used to have a star when I was a student.
I've used up all my bad luck in elementary, middle and high school.
I've been lucky because I've been in society.
I don't think I'll ever get that kind of bad luck again.
Wow.
I don't think I'll ever get that kind of bad luck again.
It depends on the person's age.
That's interesting. I wish I could come here from time to time.
No, no, no.
Right?
By the way, do you have any experience working part-time?
No, I don't.
When I was working part-time at a convenience store,
there was a strange customer.
He opened the refrigerator and drank it.
On his own?
It was a woman.
There was a person who drank it all and opened the barcode.
When I saw his hand movements,
I wondered what was going on.
During my part-time job, I looked at the hand movements of many people, including the person who broke the bag and the person I thought was crazy.
I memorized it as soon as I handed over the fish.
I learned a lot during my part-time job.
How many people come to the store?
I can get more and more data.
I look at the hand movements of the person who is doing that strange movement.
I learned it quickly.
I had to sell it at a convenience store.
At that time
I had to sell fried chicken feet.
I thought I'd buy this one.
I asked them to buy it.
I opened it and said,
I can buy fried chicken feet.
I said, yeah!
And it became the best selling one.
I bought it a lot.
What is fried chicken feet?
Fried chicken feet is...
Do you have it?
No, I don't buy it.
I don't buy it. I refuse.
Show me. There should be people who buy it.
I don't buy it.
There are only people who don't buy it.
Oh, I'll buy it.
I'm sure you'll understand when you hear it.
I'm in the middle of a campaign, and I said, Oh, then I'll take one.
That's a great part-time job story.
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
But it's perfect, isn't it?
When you give money, you always put your hand out like this when you get a gift.
That's why I'm frustrated when people who don't get a gift come.
I couldn't see it.
Interesting.
Let's watch the VTR together.
Yes, of course.
I'm already wet.
From now on, we will introduce the handsome part-time workers who have arrived from all over the country looking for part-time jobs.
The first is Musashi Koga Rei, a 22-year-old handsome part-time worker who works part-time at Jingisukanya.
Please look forward to it.
I work at a restaurant located 3 minutes' walk from Musashikogane Station, JR Chuo Line.
It's located in the center of Hokkaido.
It's called Merry Go! Musashikogane.
I decided to work at this restaurant because
I was attracted by the delicious meat and the owner's coolness.
I've been working as a cook assistant for 7 months.
This is my recommended menu.
The raw lamb is not smelly and the meat is thick.
Masato is irreplaceable for this restaurant.
She started her own business.
Huh?
Are you recording?
Hello!
Long time no see!
I'm Atsushi, Paruru, and Chiba.
You're the manager!
Last year, you helped me with my barbeque.
I still have a lot of fun memories with you.
Everyone is watching!
I'm the manager of this shop, YATOARENOMI.
It's a good show.
Masato has been working with me since I came in.
Now he is a really irreplaceable tenant.
Is it a tenant?
It's a good story.
The story of Masato and YATOARENOMI.
The story of YATOARENOMI.
Iwakura Masato, 22 years old, part-time job
He seems to be honest
The type of woman I like is someone who is mature and clean
I'm not sure about my future dreams yet
I hope I can run my own company
I'm currently looking for a part- time job at the Musashikoganei store
Mr. Chiba, whom I respect, would you like to work part- time with me?
Thank you for your hard work
Wait, wait
Let's go around
So fast!
He used to be a part-time worker, but now he's a manager.
That's amazing.
You remember him, right?
Yes, I do.
He was the one I liked the most.
Yes, yes, yes.
Chiba-kun.
He said he has a great nose.
If you have a great nose, you can work.
Even with your face.
So you can do eye surgery, right?
I can do anything, from hands to face.
That's amazing. From all different angles.
That's right.
As the manager, this year is March 31st, 1991.
You can do it that quickly?
That's right.
As the manager, this year is March 31st, 1991.
You can do it that quickly?
That's right.
I've been using this laptop for a long time.
How many people do you see a day?
A maximum of 213 people.
The more you work, the more data you get.
I don't get paid. I do it for free.
What?
I see 50,000 people. I don't get paid by anyone.
I do it for free. That's why I have a lot of data.
I see.
People tell me to look at it.
When I got on the train, I saw it.
I was surprised.
I was eating, and I said, I don't want you to do fortune-telling.
I said, let's call Getter-san. Getter- san will come right away.
I said, there's such an easy fortune- teller. I talked about it on the radio the other day.
Oh, I'm really fortune-telling.
Right?
Yoshiki-san sometimes calls me out.
I'll come and say, are you free?
Well, you can go.
So if you know, you'll come anytime.
No, I'm the type who can't do that.
That's right.
I think I'm going to be a good getter soon.
Can I ask you for your LINE later?
The timing of the manager at this timing is really good.
It's just the right timing for the orbit to start, so it's a good flow.
You're a very kind person.
Yes, I am. I'm a very considerate person.
I sometimes say unnecessary things, though.
Well, you've done it before.
The staff made you do it.
When you're told not to do it, it means you're doing it right.
Getter-san, you should come here from time to time and tell us about your future.
Yes, I will.
There's nothing but plus today.
Actually, you're in a good mood, aren't you?
I was going to clean up after I got home.
What did you say to me today?
You can ask the god to put it all together.
Can I do that?
I'm going to put a lot of effort into it.
I'm going to pay attention to it.
You're going to pay attention to it.
All you have to do is copy it.
It's going to be like that soon.
Please.
That's right.
Getter-san, we look forward to seeing you again.
Thank you very much.
That's all for this week.
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