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Tonight's show starts with Ariyoshi Aikyubi Kyomako-kun!
Kojima-san, did you know that this show was going to end?
What? You're always saying that, Ariyoshi-san.
This is what's going to happen.
Kyomako-kun, let's end this!
Let's end this!
Bintaro-sensei, Okazaki-sensei, and Kappan!
You remember it well, don't you?
Why?
It's not like that!
I was a member of Ramen No Sekai, but now that I'm on this show, I can't even publish a book with these two.
I'm also an expert in animal behavior, so why do I have to be a jajangmyeon expert?
But Bintaro-sensei enjoyed it, didn't he?
No, I've become a weird old man who loves to curse.
Okazaki-sensei enjoyed taking pictures with you at the end of the recording, didn't he?
That's true, but you don't always call me the day before.
I'm not that kind of girl.
Then, Kappa?
I'll take the C code.
That's amazing!
However, we are not demons.
Let's have a match.
A match?
If we win, the show will end.
If Kojima-san wins, the show will continue.
What do you think, Ariyoshi-san?
Let's do it.
Wait a minute, Ariyoshi-san.
What do you want me to do?
You don't want the show to end, do you?
That's right.
What are you going to do when it's over?
I'm in trouble.
You said you'd continue until I graduate.
And even if I tell you to compete, what am I supposed to do by myself?
We will not end the co-op!
Kojima-san!
Until we announce our graduation, let's continue to be the Republic of the Republic of Japan!
Besides, if the Republic of the Republic of Japan is gone, where are we supposed to be?
That's right! There's no other program that lets us be on every week!
That's right. In other words, the crisis of the Republic of the Republic of Japan is our own crisis!
Kojima-san, let's fight together!
That's right. For the sake of Ariya-san, who loves this program, let's defeat them together!
Yes!
Let's go! Team Kyoukaku!
What's with this nasty feeling?
We're not going to lose either.
Let's go, let's go!
Team...
Hone!
That's really nasty.
Let's do it, let's do it!
Now, shake it, shake it.
It's working!
It's a special match between the Japanese National Army vs. the Rebellion Army
From now on, you will fight for the survival of the show
If the Japanese National Army wins, the show will survive
If the Rebellion Army wins, the show will end
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm going to die
What do you think, Okazaki-san?
I really don't have any more shows to appear on
It's a show that the fans can watch, so I'll take good care of it
That's right. Takashi-san, what do you think?
I'll put my life on the line!
Okazaki-sensei, what do you think?
I can't do this kind of show anymore!
My sexiness can't be conveyed!
I'll definitely make it end
Thank you very much. Ishigami-sama, we've caused you a lot of trouble
This show is a black history for me
Thank you very much
That's right. Let's end it here.
Let's end it here.
Now, let's start the first match.
The first match is the male dog soba relay.
Each person has 30 seconds.
The team that eats more dog soba in the relay method wins.
However, the sauce is 100% pure.
The male dog soba is sour.
It's a quick eating showdown, but first of all, do you have confidence?
But I've done it.
There is ankobari.
You got 80 bowls.
I think I can do it this time too.
I can't wait. Of course, the ramen king is here.
I wonder how many times I've eaten tsukemen.
It's an instant kill.
Mr. Pants, who is your partner?
I won't be your opponent.
Because, like me, once, I eat gongo.
Gongo! Gongo! Gongo!
You're eating too much!
Kappa-san, what do you think?
Shaa! Shaa! Shifu no Otomi-san!
This battle requires you to slurp the noodles vigorously.
The anchor is Kojima from the Republic Army.
The rebel is Ishigami from Ramen Oishigami.
You have 30 seconds to change. Let's go!
Start!
She's strong!
Do your best!
You can do it!
You're slow, Miki.
Miki, you're losing.
You're losing.
You're fast.
Miki, you're losing.
Okay, change.
Change.
You can do it.
Chiyori.
You can do it.
Kappa.
You can do it.
Hurry up!
You have to finish it in 80 times
Keep going
You can do it
Oh my god!
Okay, change!
This is scary!
Yamazaki sensei is fast!
As expected from Yamazaki sensei!
Bintaro sensei is fast!
Okazaki is slow.
Mintaro sensei is really fast!
Pankyu!
Rintaro sensei is overwhelmingly fast
Change
Takahashi and Pankyu
Pankyu-san
I drank it
Pankyu-san is fast
She is relaxed
I drank it
It's like a normal dog.
What do you usually eat?
That's amazing, Punch-san.
You guys are not good at all.
Okay, that's enough. Change.
Okay, last one.
Ichigami-san!
Ichigami! Ichigami!
Please!
Kojima-san!
Kojima-san is strong!
Eh? Kojima-san!
Strong! Strong! Strong!
The show will end soon!
Let's extend the time to 1 minute.
Thank you for your hard work.
You can do it, Kojima!
You can do it!
That was close!
So, the winner is the 19th Kyowa-Koku-Gun, the 38th HAN-RAN-GUN!
Look at this! This is my, Jiro's, Satan!
This is a foul!
What is?
You didn't drink the vinegar!
Ah, I see.
I had some left.
Shut up!
My throat is gone.
I couldn't eat because of the seat.
Even if your throat is gone, you don't have to sing that much.
My ears are a little far away.
Even if your ears are far away, you don't have to sing.
How was it, Kojima-san?
I can't win.
I'm not a normal person.
I have to work hard to win.
Please do your best.
The first round is over and the show is coming to an end.
The next game is Sexy Mysteries.
The team that answers the question in the fastest time wins.
But if the answer is not sexy enough, it will be incorrect.
We have children.
I'm almost an old man.
That's right.
I had Mr. Okazaki teach me how to be sexy.
I'm in the book, but I don't feel like I'm going to lose today.
What kind of technique did you teach me?
I taught you how to be sexy when you eat.
For example, when you do ramen like this, you put your tongue out first.
Is that right, Sensei?
No, that's not it.
What I taught you is, when you eat ramen, after you inhale...
That's overwhelmingly sexy.
That's not it either.
Takahashi-san, are you okay?
I'm okay.
In the bowl soba earlier, I was really frustrated with the way Punk-san was throwing up.
This time, Punk-san is my rival.
To be honest, Punk-san is also very sexy.
There's no such thing, isn't there?
Earlier, you said something about an old man.
I don't know how sexy the old man is.
It means he's still a baby.
No, no.
Usually, the upper body is naked.
No, no.
It's going to be a swimsuit.
No, I'm naked.
There's no such thing as being naked.
I'm not going to lose this time.
Why not?
This time, there are only humans.
I have a kappa.
I'm better than a kappa.
Actually, the kappa is a human.
What?
It's a human.
I didn't notice it.
Are you okay?
It's my first kappa in five years.
It's different from when I was a kid.
It's an adult kappa.
You're going to show me an adult kappa.
I want to win like this.
Let's move on to the quiz. Here is the first question.
Sexy mystery. What is a cake you can eat without worrying?
Okazaki-sensei.
Yes, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Akagi-sensei.
The answer is different.
Who is it?
Please go.
Go, go, go.
Yes, Nishino.
What should I do?
It's good, isn't it?
It's a hot cake
A hot cake and a short cake?
If you eat a short cake, you can be at ease
This is about short time
What do you mean about short time?
Please stop the joke
The next question
Sexy mystery
What is the food that twin brothers like?
Sausage?
That's a bit gross.
Sausage?
She's laughing out loud!
Sausage!
Song Se Jin
Correct!
It's overwhelming.
No, no, no.
It's a new word.
Thank you.
Let's move on to the next question.
Sexy mystery.
Even if the ball is a ball, what is the ball that everyone has?
Yes.
It's a fast answer.
My head was...
Thank you!
That's not sexy at all!
I was wondering how many of you were going to show your muscles.
What are you talking about?
I was wondering how many of you were going to show your muscles.
My heart was pounding.
Well done.
Kyohakugun, 1 point.
Hanrango, 2 points.
Let's move on.
Sexy mystery.
What is the seasoning that men use?
Osu!
It's good, isn't it?
It's a tie!
Let's move on.
Sexy mystery.
Kiss is a kiss, but what is a kiss that can't be separated once it's stuck?
Okazaki Sensei.
Deep kiss
The answer is wrong
It's a riddle
I thought so
You can't get away from it
I got it
Kojima-san
It's a kiss but you can't get away from it
Kojima-san
Hatch-kiss
Nice!
Kojima-san's pose is almost the same as Punk-san's
Why did you do something similar?
Hatch-kiss
Hotchkiss
That's correct
Let's move on
Sexy mystery
What is the food that never hates people?
Who is it?
Nikuma
The answer is good, but the luck at the end is a little...
Ok, this one.
Okazaki-sensei.
Kappa, which one?
Let's do it together.
Together?
Ready, set...
Nikuman!
Daisei Kari!
Okazaki-sensei!
Now we have 4 questions.
The next question is...
Sexy mystery.
You can't read that.
It's too fast.
I didn't do it.
It's too fast.
Please do it again
Sexy mystery
What is the fruit that your father hates?
Who is it?
Please say it
Papaya
Good!
A little more!
Let's go!
Papaya!
It was overflowing, wasn't it?
She's not a pole dancer
She's a bit of an adult
Let's move on to the 3rd and 4th points
The next question
Sexy mystery
Even if you cut it, it won't get smaller
What is it?
5 yen.
You can't make a person's voice smaller, even if you cut it.
It's not something you cut too much.
You know that, right?
Is it something like this?
Yes, Nishino.
Tramp
It's fine, right?
The high school students did their best
Now it's 4 points vs 4 points, it's the final match
The question is
Sexy mystery
If you lose, you have to smile
boiled lamecca boiled lamecca
Oh, that's good
Oh, it's long
Oh, it's sticky
No, that's not sexy
No
You can do it
Let's go
Ah, boiled lamecca
You're not very sexy at all.
You're not sexy at all.
Next, Kappa.
I don't like it.
That's correct!
That was great.
That was a pity.
You were lacking a bit of skill.
You were lacking a bit of Nakanishi.
Really?
I'll teach you later.
I'm scared.
Don't say you're scared.
He's a gentleman!
What are you talking about?
Kojima-san, how was it?
Bintaro-sensei was really strong.
He was strong, right?
Don't say that!
I came here to erase the black history, but he's overdoing it.
Kyokugun vs. Hannan-gun, next week!
Will Ariyoshi AKB48 be able to survive?
Or will it be over?
Let's announce the results!
Please look forward to the next episode!