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AKB DREAM MATCH
AKB members and comedians will do a collaboration
And now they will show their talents in the studio
Last week, 3 groups showed their talents
Because we have Kai, God will shine
That's right
Even if you say God, you guys are his juniors
Why do you have to call your juniors God?
My juniors are my God
The reason why Haruna Kojima is shining is because my nipples are weird
Your nipples are weird?
It's because your nipples are weird
I think it's better not to say it
It's really weird
Hamatani-san, please don't look
Where are you looking at?
Haruna Kojima doesn't know how to sing or dance, but she can do it
That's bad
Is there more?
Haruna Kojima's
What color do you think my nipples are?
I don't know at all! Tell me!
What color is it?
Actually, it's cherry blossom color!
No, no, no, no!
What should I do?
What are you talking about?
I definitely thought it was black!
Next is Haritame, Haritame. The next day after getting drunk, it's getting very sunny.
It's pretty rough, so if you have any makeup left from the day before, please go over here.
Please change your eyeliner.
Next is Kojumayama, Kojumayama.
It's the only station I'm proud of.
Please hold on tight, please hold on tight.
Please hold on tight with Moonz. Kojima will be happy.
We will soon be on the top.
Please look at the scenery.
It's pink.
And the first story to be revealed this week is...
Kojima from the idol world and the comedy world has teamed up. Double Kojima.
The high expectations of the president of Ariyoshi's standing ovation.
Because he is a superstar.
A superstar has finally come.
Here, suddenly...
I'm sorry.
I thought it was a weather forecast.
Yes, I thought it was a weather forecast.
Here we go.
As a special collaboration, Kojima will show off his talent with a certain comedian.
Please look forward to it.
please
Kojima is the weakest
Kojima sings
Kojima is Math2019
Dance
Nanananana
Do not remember anything
Nanananana
Yosh-Oto
Wearing.
If both fall
It is ok
la la la la la la la la la
Lalalala lalalala lalalala
If you take off your clothes, it's a waste
If you wear a suit, it's a waste
Lalalala lalalala lalalala
It's the same as the one in Kojima, isn't it?
Hey, Runa-chan.
Why are you really wearing clothes?
Ah, I forgot to take off my clothes.
Ah, I'm so bad at this.
Maybe my education was bad.
Ah, I'm so bad at this.
Yes, oppa-pi!
Chin-ton-shan-ten-ton!
Alright, this is it!
Say it with your heart!
Rena-chi is, Rena-chi is,
saying bad things about me!
But that has nothing to do with it!
That has nothing to do with it!
That's the end.
I don't remember at all.
I really thought it was the same as Renacchi said.
Did you practice?
I practiced a lot.
I practiced, but it was more expensive than I thought.
Because it was more expensive than when I practiced.
I'm sorry. It's me.
Yoshio is making a joke by himself.
This is a holiday business of Yoshio Kojima.
He is making a joke by himself.
I've seen it many times.
It's the same business as the one in Japan.
He is making a joke by himself.
He tried his best to remember it.
It was my dream.
Really?
I've known Kojima since I was in high school.
It was my dream stage.
I also wanted to do something with Koji Haruto.
I'm really happy.
You've been working hard today.
I've been working hard for this.
Can I have it?
What?
You've been giving it to me for a long time.
Why are you giving it to me now?
I'll give it to you.
I like the way you do it.
Do you want some?
Way...
Can you do it again?
Way...
That was the best.
Thank you both for coming today!
That's right.
Now, let's move on to the last pair.
Alco & Peace & Oshima Ryoka Pair.
Thank you.
I'm not aiming for a win, but I'm aiming for a win.
I'm aiming for a win, but I'm aiming for a win.
I think the viewership in the industry is high, so if I can make a good impression here, I think it will lead to a good performance in the future.
From the first meeting to the last episode of Alco World.
The story of Alco and Peace, which creates a unique world view based on a certain acting ability.
How will the Oshima, which is called the death of actresses, be integrated?
Let's take a look!
This is Hirako in charge of the phone call center.
I'm here for a job interview.
A job interview.
May I ask your name and age?
My name is Oshima. I'm 17 years old.
Oshima-san is 17 years old.
Oshima-san's kanji for Oshima.
Could you say it in a bigger way?
No, it's not like that. I'm from Shimanagashi.
Okay, thank you.
What do you do for a living?
I'm an idol.
So you're an idol.
If you were to be declared an idol, would you say you've achieved something?
I don't think I've achieved anything yet.
If you were to be declared an idol, would you say you've achieved something?
Well, I don't think I've achieved anything. I've been doing my job well, so I don't think I've achieved anything.
Then, can you consider that you've achieved something or that you're well-known?
Yes, thank you very much.
Now, Ms. Oshima, please tell us your worries as an idol who has achieved something.
Well, I've been doing my best.
I was called the second Oshima Yuko, but my junior took it away from me.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Ms. Oshima?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It would be nice if you could speak more clearly.
I don't know what you're talking about, so I'm sorry.
There's one more thing.
The head of the group was small, but as he grew up, he grew up and couldn't use that kind of character anymore.
Are you saying that the thinness of the character is the fault of his growth?
That's not what I'm trying to say.
I don't think that the idols who are running now can be seen by those who are this tall.
What do you think about that, Oshima-san?
Is this question okay?
I think so, yes.
And one more thing.
The result is not as good as I thought it would be in the general election.
It's going to be a dead end.
It's a past class, but in the past, when other members were in the past class or joined the class, I saw that the camera would break it and pull it out . Ah, don't you think this is a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of
Absolutely not.
Isn't it 100% certain?
100% not. Absolutely not.
I'll break the camera without you. When it comes to the past class, he pulls out the camera. Alright, isn't there any kind of imitation that you might want to be aboard this ship for a while?
Absolutely not.
Can you say 100% not?
Well, it's about 5%
But I'm serious about it, so I'm worried
If you're serious about it, please go to the legal department
It's not here, is it?
Excuse me
I'd like to ask you one thing
Are you consulting the members or the staff about what you just talked about?
No, I don't want to make it too big
You don't want to make it too big
I have a suggestion
What you just talked about
As the representative of the boys and girls of the NPO World Symposium that will be held on the 20th of next month
Hey!
I told you I don't want to make it too big
What did you just say?
I'm not a citizen at all, so stop it!
Huh? Okoshi naa That's strange
I thought I could express my thoughts with such a loud voice
If you can express yourself firmly in front of fans, in front of the camera, on stage
For example, you're one rank higher... From now on... If you can express yourself firmly in front of the camera, in front of the camera, on stage
You understand even if I don't say it, right?
Um… I… Thank you… Um… I… Thank you very much…
Hang in there!
Thank you very much.
You're so noisy!
How was it?
You really expressed the sound we wanted
It was good
Really? Was it good?
How was it in Oshima?
But Sakai-san didn't have much to say
I thought it would be easy
But it was really fun
I'm sorry
If you understand the role of the last one, you can act as an actress.
Shut up.
Don't worry about it.
Kojima, what do you think?
It was so good that I watched it.
Really?
Other than our group, everyone is talking about their nipples.
That's right.
I thought I had to show it a little.
That's right.
Without the nipples, it's a bit embarrassing.
I see.
It's wonderful.
I can feel the spirit. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Now that we're done with all the pairs, let's move on to the judging.
Mr. Ariyoshi, please announce the best pair.
AKB DREAM MATCH
The winner is...
Double Kojima
I'm so happy.
Thank you so much.
Why? Why?
You practiced so hard.
I didn't expect that.
Where? Where?
I thought Kojima lost to Yoshio Kojima.
No, no.
I like Kojima now.
You like Kojima now?
Thank you so much.
When Yasumura came here, I was naked.
Can I get a winning card?
Winning card?
Winning!
I'm good, right?
Thank you.
His face is shaking.
Winning card?
If you can laugh after watching it twice, it's the real thing.
Let's take a look at the winning story once again.
Kojima is the weakest, Kojima is the strongest
Let's dance with Kojima
I don't remember at all
Yoshiotto
If you take it off, it's a winner
If the two are together, it's okay
La la la la la
I don't remember at all.
Hey, Hana-chan.
Why are you wearing clothes?
You forgot to put on your clothes?
I'm so bad at this.
Oh, maybe I didn't educate her well enough.
Oh, I'm so bad at this.
Clean, clean, clean!
Then that ones and that ones and that ones!
Pen! This is a pen!
But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter! Pen!
Oppa-P!
Chit-chattentu!
Puu!
Chit-chattentu!
Puu!
Alright, let's go with the one you like!
Rena, no!
You said my bad words!
But that's not the point!
I have to say it, but what's the point?
What's the point?
Okay!
Oppa-P!
It's over!
For the winner, Kojima Pair will receive this prize.
What is it?
Here it is.
It's a ticket for Kojima Haruna's Chinchin Densha.
What does that mean?
If you use this ticket when you like someone, I, Kojima Haruna, will call you Chinchin Densha and Sexy.
I see.
Then, I'll use it.
Will you use it today?
Yes, I will.
It's a waste. Will you use it?
Yes, I will.
It doesn't sound like a normal train, does it?
That's right.
Sexy?
Yes.
Well then, let's go. Congratulations.
Chinchin train.
Wow.
The best. The best.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
What's going on?
Today's Dream Match...
Everyone, please leave.
Let's all leave.
Everyone, please leave.
Now, it's time to say goodbye. Kojima-san, please.
One, two.
The time has come.
Thank you very much.
It's time to say goodbye to the superstars.
Next week, the remaining members will sing a radio song.
It's empty.
Next week, the remaining members will sing a radio song.
Thank you very much.
Let's imagine the hope that connects us
Come on, to our lips, be my baby
At the very back of the seats
We look outside
Just a little bit more
The sweet feeling from before
I remember it over and over again
The bus sways
With a breath
I can see it, with a tilted body
The moment I look back
My face is cut off
My lips are stopped
I was kissed mischievously
Wow wow
Even though I love you
This heart is painful
Wow wow
Let's make an image
Come on, on my lips
Be my baby
Kiss on the kiss
On my right shoulder
Pretending to be asleep, my head is shaking
Kiss on the kiss
Your earphones
I can hear it
Kiss and kiss, for the two of us
This might be the ultimate love song