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AKB DREAM MATCH!
AKB members and comedians will be collaborating and will be sharing their stories in the studio!
It looks like a train!
It's itchy!
Don't choose a job that's like a dream
It's unpredictable
By collaborating with comedians, they have brought out the new charm of AKB
This is the 8th episode
This time, by combining idols and comedians, what kind of science reaction will happen?
AKB Dream Match
We have a very special guest here tonight!
How do you feel, Ariyoshi-san?
I feel like I'm about to die.
Ariyoshi-san!
I feel like I'm about to die.
There's a champion too.
It's a good opportunity.
Thank you.
Everyone, how was it?
How was it?
It's a rice party.
How was it?
Everyone, how was it?
One, two...
Thank you very much.
I have a question.
If you were a member of AKB48, would you be a regular member?
Yes, I was a regular member for the first time.
But I couldn't win last time.
I'll do my best to win this time.
Really?
What a boring comment.
You're so serious.
What do you mean?
It's been a while.
Can you do Renatte?
I'm not that kind of character.
That's right.
That character isn't clear either.
Don't call me by my name.
Let's get along.
That character isn't clear either.
Let's do it.
Let's show the story right away.
The top batter is Hanakan and Oya Shizuka pair.
The top batter is Hanakan and Oya.
Oya Shizuka and Hama-kun, who won The Manzai in 2012, had a very honest talk on the show.
You said it's not good.
It's okay.
You said it's not good.
It's okay.
You said it's not good.
It's okay.
I think it's okay without any story.
No problem.
No problem with a strange story.
A new story which shows a new idol without NG.
What kind of story did they come up with?
Let's watch it together.
Thank you very much.
Idols have a hard time holding hands, don't they?
No, it's not like that.
There is a person called Hagashi, and thanks to him, time is protected.
Hey, wait a minute.
You don't say such things in front of people.
If you don't have someone to peel off your clothes, it's hard to be an idol.
In order to meet me, he worked in the basement all day and night.
Worked in the basement?
He bought a CD with the precious money he earned by sweating blood and sweat.
Even though I have to work early in the morning tomorrow,
he came here by the late night bus and shook hands with me.
He was trying to show how much he supports me.
How unreasonable!
He was trying to steal the time of his dreams with his strength.
He is the best of the best!
You are saying too much.
Think about it.
If you don't steal the time, you don't have enough time.
Time?
I don't have enough time. I don't have many fans.
You don't have fans?
I don't have fans. Why are you pulling me?
Don't steal the time of your dreams even though you are trying to earn time with few people.
Is that the reason?
This girl's knees are dirty.
Her knees are dirty!
Are you going to admit it?
Don't say that!
Please don't say that!
The last election was outside of the prefecture, right?
Outside of the prefecture?
Watch what you say.
What? It's outside of the prefecture, right?
Even though there were people who voted for me,
the counting was troublesome and I was treated as if I was outside of the prefecture.
That's exactly what I look like!
You're a big shot!
Big shot?
It's not good to mess with the management.
What's so annoying about that?
What are you doing outside of the prefecture?
I can't help it outside of the prefecture.
Why do you make a frame and put it outside of the frame?
Because we're overseas, God will shine.
God? You're all his juniors.
You're all his juniors!
The younger one is my god.
Really?
Kojima Hana-san is shining because my nipples are weird.
Your nipples are weird?
Sui-chan's nipples are weird so Kojima Hana-san is shining.
I think it's better not to say that.
It's really weird.
Please don't watch this.
Where are you looking at?
Please don't watch this.
If you keep saying such strange things, you'll be criticized.
Criticized? That's the worst thing you can say.
You said that I was the best until the other day.
You're going to meet other women while you don't dry your tongue.
And if you leave it alone, you'll be popular.
You're going to support a cute idol who has a good personality.
Please don't watch this.
It's like you've been here for a long time.
Your words are too dirty.
Isn't that right?
You can't do that.
Do you know that I'm supporting you?
I remember everyone's faces.
Because there are few fans.
I remember everyone.
You remember, right?
If you're going to cheer for him, cheer for him for the rest of your life!
But on the other hand, a fan of another member came to cheer for you
What are you talking about? The fact that I came to cheer for him is not good
I don't want to hear that from you
That's fine
You're the worst
That's enough
Even though I'm the worst
Thank you very much
I'm glad that you were able to do it.
How was it?
It was good.
It was good?
It was good.
70% of it was Oya-san's ad-libs.
70%?
30% of it was Oya-san's ad-libs.
He expressed all of his feelings.
30% of it was Oya-san's ad-libs.
That's amazing.
I was looking at Watanabe-san's face.
His nose was running.
His left nose was running a little.
I feel like my lines are going to fly.
I always get a runny nose.
It's a bit of a joke, but it's funny.
It's a joke that's good for your health.
But it's the best.
It's a runny nose.
It's the best.
It's too simple.
I'm sure the Japanese people will watch it.
How was it, Ryu-san?
I'm just happy that the king remembered something.
It was great.
Kojima-san, how was it?
As expected, it was fun because it had a sense of stability as a top batter.
Basically, there is no interest.
The comment is already decided.
This is a comment for a top batter.
It's a comment for a top batter.
Next is Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers & Kato-Rena Pair.
Kato admires Haruna Kojima.
Haruna admires Kato admires Kojima.
The king of Kanto admires Haruna Kojima.
This time, it's the best of Kato and Haruna.
I'm a bad guy, but I'm a new rival.
I've never seen that before.
Please look forward to it!
What kind of price reaction will happen if AKB48 and the youth of the comedy world get together?
Hello! We are Korokoro Chikichiki Peppers and Kato Rena!
Thank you!
I can't believe it! I'm so happy!
What do you mean?
You know, Ariyoshi is in AKB48
Ariyoshi?
That's right
That's bad
What's wrong?
That's bad
Ariyoshi-san is definitely bad
What's wrong?
That's bad
Ariyoshi-san is definitely bad
What's wrong with Ariyoshi-san?
That's bad
That's not it
I've been watching Ariyoshi-san on TV
I'm so happy to be on Ariyoshi-san's show
That's bad
Ariyoshi-san is definitely bad
That's not it
I'm glad that Ariyoshi-san is here with us.
I'm glad that I can see her up close.
I see.
Ariyoshi-san, why am I wearing that kind of clothes?
I have no idea.
Please tell me.
That's a costume.
No way!
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi-san always wears a costume.
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi-san always wears a suit.
If you look closely, you'll understand.
Even if I wear a costume, it doesn't suit me at all.
No way.
Ariyoshi-san always wears a suit.
I know a lot of things about Ariyoshi-san.
Ariyoshi-san's first kiss, right?
Actually,
It was stolen by a senior at Okonomiyaki's part- time job.
No, it's not like that.
What are you talking about?
No, it's not like that.
Also, when he was a junior high school student,
He was a student of the Titan Academy.
Ariyoshi-san couldn't do it at all.
The Titan Academy told him to study social studies for two years and come back.
I see.
He ignored it and came back.
What?
What's wrong with that?
This is bad.
What are you talking about? It's fine. I know that Aya- san is dangerous.
Kojima Haruna-san is also in the MC.
Yappetsu!
Kojima Haruna is definitely Yappetsu!
Kojima Haruna is definitely Yappen.
What's wrong?
Kojima Haruna is doing a one-shot at the concert.
Yappetsu!
That's not bad
Also, Kojima Haruna has left the official blog for 3 years
That's not good
Also, Kojima Haruna doesn't know how to sing or dance, but she can do it
That's not good
Is there more?
Kojima Haruna's color of her nipples
I don't know at all, please tell me!
What color is it?
Actually...
It's cherry blossom colored!
No, no, no, no, no!
What should I do? What should I do?
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it was a black one!
Me too!
That's rude!
Ariyoshi AKB48 is definitely, definitely...
One, two...
I knew it!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
It was really fun.
Rena-chan, you did such a cute video.
I was happy to hear that.
Thank you.
Such a kind voice.
Did I do anything wrong?
No, not at all.
Really?
You were really kind.
I'm sorry for making you say such a thing.
It was good, wasn't it?
You were busy.
You did a good job.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was very popular.
Renacchi is also a fan of AKB48.
I think this collaboration will be even more popular.
Don't say that.
There is no way this will be popular.
Next up is Darling Honey and Kitahara Rie pair.
Amazing.
An unknown and unknown tag.
It's hard to deny it.
The 15th year since their debut, Darling Honey and Kitahara Rie.
It's like saying thank you.
Rie's ability to be mocked by President Ariyoshi is unrivaled.
This time, they will compete with a railway story that Darling Honey is good at.
Thank you very much.
Thank you?
It's not as good as I expected.
The glamorous body of the member in the studio.
They come up with an innovative story that looks like a train track diagram.
I think it's a bit different from the other teams.
I'm confident in that.
I'm confident in what I've done.
The story is well received.
Let's go!
Hello, I'm Nozomi.
I'm Hikari.
I'm Kodama.
We're N700. Nice to meet you.
In the recent railway news, there was a new type of train on the Yamanote line.
That's cool.
I like trains on the Yamanote line. I like stations.
You like trains and stations? Is that so?
Nozomi-chan, where is your favorite station on the Yamanote Line?
Shinagawa Seaside
Isn't that the Tokyo Linkai Expressway Linkai Line?
Isn't that the Yamanote Line?
It's completely different
If you say it like that, it'll take you to Shin- Kiba
Why did you suddenly say that?
What's wrong?
I have a dream
What is your dream?
I want to be a train conductor
Train conductor?
I want to be one too
Today, we will be doing an announcement for the Kojima Haruna line
It's a new line
You want to do an announcement for the Kojima Haruna line, right?
We'll continue later, so let's do an announcement
Let's do it
Please
Thank you very much for coming to the Kojima Haruna line today
Next is standing ears, standing ears, Kojima Haruna ears are standing ears
I'm facing forward, so I'm not listening to people at all
Please be careful
Next is sunny eyes, sunny eyes
The day after I got drunk, it's very sunny
It's pretty rough, so please be careful if you have any makeup left from the day before
Please change your eyeliner
Next, red lips, red lips
The star of this station is Tarako
It's easy to slip with the makeup
If you look closely, you can see the inside of her
Please stay with Tarako
Next, the second arm, the second arm
This is the idol Shilk line, no sleeve suits her very well
But there are traces of B.C.G
But there aren't
This is the idol Marutachi
Next is Kojima-yama, Kojima-yama, the only station I'm proud of
Please hold on to the moon, please hold on to the moon
Please hold on to the moon, please hold on to the moon, Kojima will be happy
We will soon be on the top
Please look at the scenery, one side is pink
Please hold on to the moon, please hold on to the moon, Kojima's side is also pink
Next is the butt, the butt, this is Buyobuyo
Next is the cell ride line
The special express Miso-ji is coming soon
Please get off at the first line of the idol
Kojima is ahead, please be careful
Next is Thigh Thigh
This is also shuwa shuwa
The special express Miso-ji is coming soon
Please get off at the first line of the idol
Wakasa will get in the car
Next is Non-cooperative machine Non-cooperative machine
This is a question about compliance
We are about to end Kojima no Atama, as you know, this is a empty Mushi station
This is a stupid station
This is a change of route
Thank you very much
How was it?
Kitahara, how was it?
Well, I don't think my relationship with Kojima- san will get worse
Rather than being a comedian, I did my best as a railway worker today
The announcer was a bit good
You really are a railway worker, right?
Yes, that's right
No, that's not true
It's good that you're the number one bad talker in Kitahara
Good job!
Were you able to do it?
I think I was able to do it.
I'm glad.
I heard it well.
Rie-chan is really into it.
So even if she starts now, she won't notice.
So I think it's okay to start.
It's good to start like this.
I wonder if she's free anyway.
Sometimes we bite our own diamonds.
What are you doing?
Superstar Yoshio Kojima is here as a special guest to welcome President Ariyoshi with a standing ovation!
Kojima's number one jack, Kojima is here!
Let's dance together with Kojima!
The double Kojima's back show is out of time, and that's all for this week!
We'll be back next week with more of Ryouka Oshima and Alco & Peace!
I have no idea.
Which combination will be the 8th champion?
Coming up next is a graduation song by Minami Takahashi.
Minami Takahashi's graduation song
Coming up next is a graduation song by Minami Takahashi.
Just the moment to fix it
My face hurts
My lips stop
I was kissed mischievously
Wow, even though I love you
This heart is painful
Let's imagine it
Come on, look at my lips