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MACHIKO!
Last week, KOUME-CHAN worked hard on a diet plan to help President Ariyoshi.
MACHIKO!
But this is a fake project!
Can you stop being a normal old man?
What should I do?
The real project is KOUME-CHAN, whose private life is covered in mystery.
Check out what he's saying with a hidden camera.
I see.
We'll give you a quiz.
Quiz Hittanko KOUME-CHAN
I want something like a gag in a theater performance.
It's called tonsock collagen.
Tonsock collagen?
Tonsock collagen is a little cute.
I think it's because I'm supposed to laugh.
The first question.
KOUME-CHAN presented a funny gag during the shoot.
I've never heard of tonsock collagen before.
Because Ishigami-chan got angry, the three of us went out in front of the store where there were delinquents who were ambushing AKB.
Please think about the actions that Kome-chan took.
The first question is, what did Koume-chan do when she got caught by the scary AKB brothers?
For those of you who got it right, we will give you Kojima-san's personal items.
Here are the items.
Ta-da!
Again? Every time?
Every time.
Only sunglasses.
Nice.
I want it.
Please think about it. Do you want a hint?
Do you want it?
Do you want it? Then I'll give you a hint.
You're so kind.
I didn't think I'd get it right here.
I thought it was amazing.
You thought it was amazing?
Yes.
I thought it was really brave.
I see.
I thought it wasn't embarrassing.
It was embarrassing.
I see.
It wasn't embarrassing.
You got a good one, Taniguchi.
A good self-introduction.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm Megu from Yokoyama team A, Taniguchi Megu.
It's not ton-soku collagen.
Teacher!
I thought you forgot.
I'm really sorry.
Let's start with AKB team.
I'm a comedian.
I used the privilege of being a comedian to show my talent to the camera.
Why do you think so?
Neki-chan said it was embarrassing.
I thought it would be embarrassing if I did it in front of the camera.
My voice comes out a lot.
What about Kojima-san?
I'll get rid of it and go back to being a normal uncle. I took off my clothes and went back to being a normal man.
Why did you think so?
It's not that kind of thing, it's an appeal that it's an uncle. I was so entangled with the staff that I said, I'm not like that, I'm an old man.
What about Ryuji-san?
I slashed with a Japanese sword. I cut myself with a Japanese sword.
Why did you think like that?
You have a manly side. Because you always have a Japanese sword with you. There is a manly side to it. He always has a Japanese sword.
I slashed normally. I cut myself with a Japanese sword.
If I was asked to recommend a dish that I wanted to recommend, I wouldn't even recommend it to the restaurant. I was the one who suggested it from the start. I didn't recommend it to the restaurant. I can't touch it. It's okay to go back on the bus. It's okay to go back to the bus first. It's okay to shoot for the time being. Because Ishigami-chan got angry, Koume-chan was the first to return to the bus. When Ishigami- chan got angry, he went back to the bus first.
As soon as you step outside, Yankee-chans get involved in AQB. When he got out of the bus, the Yankees got into the AQB.
Koume-chan stands still, unable to do anything. They couldn't do anything and stood still.
Koume-chan... Koume-chan...I can't restrain myself.
There are so many things to do.
You can go back alone.
Go ahead.
I don't need you anymore.
You can go back.
You're so mean.
Just once.
You're so mean.
The Yankees are saying they want to see Koume- chan's joke.
No, no, no.
We'll do it.
Then, give it back to us.
What?
We'll do it.
Then, go.
Instead of doing the joke, Koume-chan is persuading her to give the girl back.
Wait a minute.
And then...
Damn it!
For the sake of the girls, Koume-chan is doing her best in the city of Ebisu.
Koume-chan is doing her best to protect the girls.
She was seen in a cool way, so the staff will come to stop her.
Koume-chan is kind to take care of the girls until the end.
Koume-chan is doing her best to save the girls.
AKB team is correct!
Really? You didn't write it down.
I erased it in the second half.
Wait a minute. You didn't write it down now?
No, I didn't.
You didn't write it down.
I wrote it down after I saw it.
You wrote it down after you saw it.
No, I didn't.
I erased it after I saw it.
No, that's not possible.
You didn't write it down.
Look at this. It's a black dot.
I erased it after I saw it.
No, that's not possible.
That's the basic of TV.
I've never seen it on TV.
That's impossible.
I wrote it down.
What does that mean?
We don't have the correct answer, so we're going to eat this product.
Let's eat.
Here you go.
It looks good on you.
Is that okay?
Is that right?
That's scary.
The second question comes from inside the moving car.
Do you know about vegetables?
Yes, I do.
You know about it?
Yes, I know about it.
First, they warm up with Nishino's favorite vegetable talk.
Then, they talk about Ariyoshi.
Ariyoshi seems to eat vegetables, too.
Have you ever been there with him?
With Ariyoshi?
No, I haven't. I haven't eaten with him.
Have you ever eaten with him?
No, I haven't.
What kind of person is Ariyoshi?
I don't know.
What?
When asked about Ariyoshi...
I don't know.
I thought it was a difficult question.
He was so scared that he didn't know the answer.
What happened between the two of them?
I don't know.
Ariyoshi's topic is not so popular, so let's ask Kojima.
Do you know Kojima?
Kojima Yoshio.
You are close to Kojima Yoshio.
I'm sorry.
Kojima Yoshio is Kojima Yoshio among Kojima-chan.
This topic did not come up.
I'm Anjyoshi in the middle.
So, the second topic is from the only conversation that came up.
What is it?
Do you cook?
I do it when I have kids.
I make it for my kids.
I'm a single father, so I make it for my son.
He's a good father.
Don't you like it?
I wonder what it is. The only food that Koume-chan hates.
I usually eat it. I don't hate it.
I see. The only food that Koume-chan hates.
I don't hate it, but the only food that I hate is...
I don't like it.
And this is the problem.
The only food that Koume-chan says she doesn't like is...
Could you please take off your sunglasses?
I got it.
Oh, it's bright.
Shut up.
And what is Kojima-san's personal belongings?
Here is the second item.
She's always so sloppy.
She's always so sloppy when it comes to personal belongings.
What an amazing hat.
I want it.
An actress hat.
I don't want it.
Do you want it?
I want it.
Then, please do your best.
It's a bit wide.
Do you want a hint?
No.
I don't need it.
Something normal?
No.
It's a bit...
Normal.
This is...
It's not normal.
But I don't think there are many people who like it.
Do you like it, Nishiro?
I hate it.
You hate it?
Yes.
Well, it depends on the person.
That's true.
That's the way it is.
Let's start with AKB team.
Ta-da!
I don't like plums even though I'm a little plum.
Ah, that kind of pattern.
That kind of pattern doesn't fit, does it?
Kojima-san.
I don't know.
I don't give up.
Kojima-san.
I'm a pakuchi.
I see.
That kind of pattern.
Ryuji-san.
I'm an animal's internal organs.
That's mean.
Is that mean?
That's mean.
Like a mochi.
No, no.
It means something you can eat.
Something you can eat, of course.
I see.
We're all different.
Let's do it again.
I don't feel like it.
Can you give me a little more hint?
I can eat it, but I don't usually eat it.
I see.
I see. I got it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start with the shrimp team.
Rusks.
We don't tell them.
That leader is not good.
Please don't talk too much.
Ok, let me try to do something with the Mu first.
Don't say no.
Don't try to use No.
I'm sorry to gain your sympathy though.
In the future, I will see you eating Parselli with Line steam.
I'd like to eatogrammarne chili.
That's not what I meant.
Is there anything you don't like?
I don't really have anything I don't like, but the only thing I like is inago.
Inago?
It's delicious!
The only thing I like is inago.
Inago?
So, the only food Koume-chan hates is inago.
Incorrect!
It was close.
It's similar to bruin though.
So, there is no correct answer.
So, we will take the prize.
Okay.
So, sunglasses.
It's good.
You are becoming Kojima-san today, right?
Why are you walking like this?
You are in Russia.
Amazing.
It's scary.
It's scary when you look at it objectively.
You have a gun, right?
It's scary.
By the way, is there anything you don't like?
I don't like coriander.
I knew it.
Kojima-san, what about you?
I don't like milk.
I see.
You don't like milk?
It's difficult.
Is it incorrect?
No, it's correct.
There must be a correct answer.
It's correct.
What about you, Ariyoshi-san?
Oh, that's a common question.
I see.
I can't eat raw oysters either.
Then, you should be more sympathetic.
You should be more like, yes, yes, I can do it too.
That sounds difficult.
Let's move on to the next question.
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・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ fuel incineration
When he arrives at the restaurant
You're not going to do it in front of the office, are you?
No, I'm going to do it in front of the store.
He tells the staff not to say anything.
But the staff tells Koume to do it.
Damn it!
And if he does it in front of the office...
Okay, we're ready.
We're going to do it inside.
We're not going to do it in the store, right?
No, we're not going to do it in the store.
We're not going to eat, right?
We're not going to do it in the store, right?
This time, Ishigami is going to do it again.
I think it's better to do it slowly.
Well, that's what I'm worried about.
Ishigami and the staff are completely in the way of Koume-chan.
Damn it!
What will Koume-chan's choice be?
Wait a minute, I'd like to try this noodle.
And the food report scene has come.
In the script, it is supposed to end by saying Chikisho, but
what will happen?
This is amazing!
Delicious!
Really delicious!
Koume-chan betrayed us and didn't say Chikisho.
Soup!
And in other scenes...
Delicious!
He completely sealed Chikisho.
Delicious!
And here comes the problem
It was the Chikki show that Koume-chan sealed
But with the help of two people from AKB
Ariyoshi-san will definitely shout
Chikki show!
The seal will be broken
And then
What is this?
I told you not to say shit.
He is really a bad person.
You can't say such a thing.
If the staff asks you to die, will you die?
You can't say such a thing.
It's scary.
Don't mess with a kid like that.
This is real.
Ishigami-chan is angry that the two AKB48 members went to the Chikki show.
I'm sorry.
We are different people.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
This is the first time I've been to a Chikki show.
And
I'm really sorry.
What have I done.
Please don't cry.
kamikaze, are you crying?
This is really good.
I'm so happy!
Koume-chan tries to cheer them up by changing the topic.
The last one is 〇〇 〇, right?
You can write whatever you want.
Let's just try it.
These are the problems.
Koume-chan tries to cheer them up by changing the topic.
What does that line mean?
The final topic is Air Max.
Do you want a hint?
Yes, please give us a good hint.
The hint is...
It's written.
Written?
It has a meaning like this and also like this.
I see.
You two were acting like you were crying.
Yes.
Can you cry now?
Now? I can cry.
Try crying.
She's crying!
You should've done that!
I asked the staff if I should cry out loud, and they said,
I'm joking, so don't do it.
You should've done that.
That's why I did my best.
Did you write it?
Not yet.
You didn't write it, did you?
Time is tight.
Time is tight, isn't it?
Then, team EKB.
Ta-da!
Collagen!
Where did you put it?
I gave you a hint
Did you put it?
I'm sorry
It's difficult
You didn't put it but you went there
I'm sorry
Kojima-san
Because it's ramen...
Niboshi!
What did you put on it?
What did you put on Niboshi?
I thought it was ramen soup or something like that
I see
It's new
It's different
But it's good
It's good?
Thank you
Ryoshi-san
It's char siu riki
It's written on it
I'm glad it's written on it
If it's not written on it, I'll get angry
That's dangerous
It's written on it
Why did you put it on it?
It's written on it
It's ramen
I see
I wonder how it is
It's wrong
Let's see the correct answer
I don't think it's possible
This is strange
The two AKB48 members went to the Chikki show
Ishigami-chan went out
And the two of them started crying
Koume-chan is encouraging them
This is really delicious
The taste is strong
I was surprised
The last one is called Ko-ume, not Chikushou.
What's that?
It's called Ko-ume.
It's small like this.
Ume!
This is a kake.
That's right.
So, the correct answer is,
stop saying Chikishou and say Ko-ume.
That's the correct answer!
It's Ko-ume!
Was it your name?
It was written, right? Ko-ume and Ume.
It's no good if it's not written at all.
It's tough.
There's no correct answer, so we'd like to have this product.
It's not fair.
I'll wear it.
Are you going to wear it?
I'll wear it.
I didn't have an Air Max, did I?
That's a good idea.
I've always wanted it for my lesson.
You're wearing it in style, aren't you?
I'm wearing sunglasses.
It looks easy to dance.
Kojima-san is almost done.
It's like this.
Why do you look like you're about to die?
It's because I took it off.
It's embarrassing.
It's like this.
Let's say the line Kojima-san came up with and say goodbye.
Ko-ume!
That's all for Quiz Bittanko Ko-me-chan! Goodbye!