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AKB DREAM MATCH
AKB and comedians have collaborated in the past.
The staff ranked them and announced them.
I want to use the toilet.
Are you kidding me?
Last week they were 6th.
This week they are 5th.
Who will be the winner?
We're back with a new episode, but today we have a special guest, Mr.Yasashiyama!
Welcome back!
I'm Yasashiyama!
I bet you've been nervous for the past week.
Yeah, I've been nervous.
I've never seen this show before.
You're popular, aren't you?
Yeah, I get a lot of viewers.
Let's take a look at the 5th episode of AKB DREAM MATCH!
AKB Dream Match Ranking No.5
Hello!
The story of YOKOYAMA, SHIMADA, ARCO & PEACE teaming up in the studio is ranked in!
Please look forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'd like you to listen to it for a moment.
I want to be a member of AKB48.
You want to be a member of AKB48?
Oh, that's nice.
It's a great idea.
You can dance and sing.
Let's give it a try.
We're going to be AKB48 members.
I want you two to have a great time with the audience today.
I want you to have a great time with the audience today.
I think we have a lot of things like that.
Huh? Are you guys serious?
I'm asking you if you really want to become an AKB48 member!
Are you kidding me?
You're so full of yourself!
I can tell just by looking at your face!
You're so full of yourself!
You can't become an AKB48 member!
You're the big one here.
This guy is called Jumbo Shima.
He's made me do a job where I can learn pro wrestling techniques.
I remember being an AKB48 member!
And this guy,
Ariyoshi-san told me to call him Yokoman.
I said it in a loud voice,
YOKOMAN!
On the internet!
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm not ready to get dirty.
I'm going to sing and dance.
I'm going to make tea with my nipples!
I'm serious.
It's not a joke or anything.
We really want to do AKB.
I'll show you how to get through Ibaran's path!
Please! Let us do AKB!
I was just kidding.
You passed.
Passed?
What's this?
I tested your seriousness.
I remember when you guys joined.
You were clumsy, but straight forward.
You two look alike.
Hey, Kojima-san, we're not that clumsy.
Then, us?
From here on, it's a rocky road.
Let's show them how serious we are.
Welcome to AKB48!
Alright, then! Let's all do our best to do it!
Let's go!
Calm, decent, and accurate, AKB48!
Let's do it!
Thank you!
I can't help but laugh at Yokoyama!
I don't get it!
I can't help but laugh at Yokoyama!
The 5th place is a story that was full of Yokoyama's charm.
The 4th place is a story that was full of Yokoyama's charm.
I don't want Ariyoshi-san to laugh, so I want to make him smile.
Volunteer spirit.
I will make Ariyoshi-san smile!
I'll do my best!
Three people who know a lot about President Ariyoshi made a story about President Ariyoshi.
Are you ready?
Oya-san, please come to the studio.
Good morning, I'm Oya Shizuka.
Please come to the studio.
Ariyoshi-san is waiting for you.
Ariyoshi-san?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Oya-san?
Ariyoshi has a phobia.
Ariyoshi has a phobia?
Ariyoshi made a story that the cellulite of the back of his thigh was terrible in the first floor of the studio.
Ariyoshi is a phobia.
Ariyoshi is scary.
Ariyoshi is scary?
Ariyoshi is scary.
Are you okay?
He is not scary. He's a kind person.
Do you mind if I do the thing I always do before the performance?
I always do the thing I always do before I meet Ariyoshi before the performance.
I'm waiting at the studio.
Do you mind if I do the thing I always do?
I'm waiting at the studio.
Can I do it?
Please!
Please translate!
I will do a work to check the white blood cells.
I will do something for you.
One.
I will drink a liter of milk.
Why?
I will not betray your expectation that you think I am a big breast of AKB.
Really?
You say that?
Two.
I eat tofu and natto everyday.
Why?
Isoflavon has a burst effect.
I will not betray your expectation that you think I am a big breast of AKB.
I don't expect that.
I don't think you expect that.
Three.
I will remove my hair.
Why?
Today, Mr. Ariyoshi will sit on my right side.
Therefore, I removed only half of my hair.
Do it all.
OK.
I don't expect that.
I can do it on my knees. Can you do it on your knees?
Yes! Why can you do that?
I used to have dirty knees.
Poor you!
Ariyoshi-san's ideal woman check.
This is my problem!
Ariyoshi-san's ideal woman is M, so S is good.
But I prefer a woman who teaches S to a woman who is M, rather than a woman who is S.
I don't get it.
Well said.
That's all for Ariyoshi's ideal woman check.
Let's go.
Get out of here.
Kojima Aruna-san is waiting for you.
Kojima Aruna.
Kojima Aruna. We will start the operation to check your health.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to give you a lot of information.
I have a lot of information.
You have beautiful knees.
I'm just kidding.
Show me your knees.
What?
Look, it's dirty.
Show me your knees.
The third place is also ranked in the list of comments about President Ariyoshi.
Nana Okada and Amemiya sang a song dedicated to President Ariyoshi.
We dedicate this song to the president we always take care of.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Even though he is so popular that he is not seen on TV.
The president who is doing this program with us.
It's just that Ariyoshi AKB is clearly out of hand today.
I love such a president.
He doesn't show up on Twitter at noon with this program.
I love such a president.
There is another one.
In the middle school pro-wrestling,
In the first match between Sakaguchi and Seiji,
He was stabbed twice in the head.
The nickname given to the pro-wrestler Tetsuko Nari.
No way, it's a shitty grandma.
I'm taking care of it.
From Mr. Iei.
The phone is a samurai.
I cried from the call.
I hate samurai.
The first person is a samurai at the first part- time job.
The boy was killed by the soldiers in a foreign country.
I eat the lunch at the scene as if I'm making a lot of money.
I love the president who is a shitty love.
When I was working part-time at a steakhouse,
I ate meat on my own.
I spent most of my part-time job money on a steakhouse.
I love such a president.
And with this story, he won the 5th competition!
Congratulations!
Next, the winner of the 2nd place.
It was the most interesting!
The story of the slim club with Ayaka Okada.
Hello, this is Slim Club. I'm Yuka Okada. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Please relax.
Me too.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's already August. It's summer. How are you doing?
Summer is so hot and sticky. It's hard.
It's hot, isn't it? When you're walking on the street in the heat, you're going crazy.
Is that so?
Wait a minute.
Is it real?
Yes.
Is it real?
What is it?
Do you have some time?
No, I don't.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are you doing?
If you resist, you can resist.
I resist. I resist.
You're going to eat it.
Look!
What? Look?
Look!
Look! Look!
That's right!
What?
That's right!
It's Shinoda Mariko, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
It's not.
It's Shinoda, isn't it?
It's the real thing.
It's a person.
How do you feel about graduating recently?
How do you feel?
I haven't graduated at all.
It's really a person.
It's Shinoda, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Look!
It's Bose.
Bose?
Did you go on a business trip?
Did something happen?
No, nothing happened. I didn't go on a business trip.
You didn't go on a business trip?
Yes.
Oh.
Then why did you go on a business trip?
Because it's troublesome.
Because it's troublesome?
That's why I went to Bose.
It's a rather masculine personality, isn't it?
That's right.
It's masculine because it's a man.
No, it's Shinoda.
It's not Shinoda.
It's Shinoda.
It's really Shinoda.
No, it's not Shinoda.
No, it's not.
This is Mr. Uchima.
Mr. Uchima. Mr. Uchima. Mr. Uchima. Mr. Mariko Shiroda.
Awesome. Awesome.
I say it over and over again, but it's a person difference.
Stop it!
It's scary, from the top.
I'm Uchima.
Are you?
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
I came here to crush you.
You said it.
I said it.
I'll return this.
I've been wearing it all the time.
Can I say something about you?
I hit you.
Think in the opposite position.
You were beaten up on the street.
What do you think?
I don't think I was lucky.
You weren't lucky?
I think so.
Are you convinced?
I'm not convinced.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please stop it.
I should stop it?
Yes.
I know what to say.
It's Sashihara-san's strange confidence.
Finally, it's time for the first place announcement.
What is the top story of the 35 episodes?
The top story of the 35 episodes is brought to you by the staff.
How did you come up with the story?
I communicated with the staff.
You communicated with the staff?
Yes, I did.
Miyazaki's charm exploded with the collaboration with the most mysterious comedian, Koume Dayu.
I'm sorry.
I imitated AKB48 and held a handshake party, but no one came.
It's hot!
It's scary!
Even though I'm AKB, I want to shake hands with you.
I'm the only one who's naked.
Damn it!
AKB BOOM!
I thought it would be over soon.
But it's still not over.
Damn it!
Why?
What the hell is this?
You used to be called the best candidate
But now you're in this situation
That's fine
Damn it!
That's fine
Because I lost my job
My wife and friends are gone
I'm lonely
You're not good at singing
Suddenly she's singing
1,000 christmas
I lost my job
My friends disappeared
Asami-chan!
What?
Chachan! Chachan! Chaaan!
In the past, we were both monsters
No one believes me
Chikuchiro!
So, the story of the studio was a big hit
It was the first place in AKB Dream Match Ranking
Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting
The kind Ame-san will show you the story
But before that, please watch the commercial.
The hot summer is not over yet. There is no doubt that the tension will rise.
Next generation ace, Megu Taniguchi's...
Did you forget something?
I'm so happy! Kissgao is on the air!
Thank you for waiting. Now we will have Mr.Yasashii Yabu to show us the story.
Mr. Haruna Kojima's interview at SPA was full of famous words, so I made it into a song. Please listen to it.
What does Mr. Kojima remember when he wrote AKB48?
The management of AKB48 didn't have any adults who were doing it properly.
That's why adults can't be trusted.
I'm the only one who can be trusted.
What does Kojima-san think about the AKB general election?
I think he likes supporting roles more than standing in the center.
That's why I don't know that either.
How to be a high school student
Look at me. I'm laughing.
Kojima-san, 27 years old.
What do you want to do when you are 30 years old?
I think I've done as much as I can as a first-time member.
So I think everyone will forgive me even if I get married.
Hey, hey, a sudden proposal?
I say it many times, but I'm sorry.
I'm sure you'll find a good person.
Thank you very much.
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Eh?
No way.
It's impossible.
Yoshimoto is the only one who can kiss me indirectly.
How was it, Kojima-san?
I don't know...
It's really...
It hurts me.
I don't know...
I like him somehow.
That's right.
It's a love that won't come true.
I like him a lot.
I see.
I don't know what this feeling is.
It's strange.
Because he's an unreachable being.
He's a distant being.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
What about him?
When I first came to the studio, I thought he had a lot of volume in his hair.
But his singing is good, so the gap is bigger than I thought.
He's a little popular.
I'm sorry.
What do you think of them?
I think it's wonderful that they're good at singing.
They're good at singing.
I'm sorry.
What do you think, Ishino?
It's not the first time we've been on a shoot together.
I think it's good.
It's good?
I like it.
I'm sorry.
This has been the last episode of the AKB Dream Match!
Starting next week, it's a brand new game!