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AKB, DREAM MATCH!
This time, as a special guest, we have a duo that can get the highest ratings in the Republic, Yasashiyama- san!
I'm the man with the highest ratings!
Nice to meet you!
This time, we have a special guest, Yasashiyama- san!
Please look forward to it!
Yabai!
Yabai-san will be on the show somewhere.
Everyone, please stay tuned!
Happy New Year!
Before we start, let's take a look at the top 10 stories that the staff chose from the AKB48 Dream Matches.
Here are the top 10 stories!
A KB dream match where idols and comedians collaborate and make jokes
Why?
Don't pick a job with a piece of shit like you
Up until now, it has been 7 times and 35 teams have made jokes
A KB dream match where idols and comedians collaborate and make jokes
Tonight, we will introduce the jokes selected by the program staff in a ranking format
First is the 10th place
I definitely want to defend
Let's do our best
The 10th place goes to Savannah Yagi, the winner of the first tournament, who showed her skills once again
I was going to meet him here, but he got scared and ran away.
Who's running away?
Oh, you're here.
Hey, I heard you're a joke master in this town.
I'm the joke master.
You're a fake.
I don't care if you run away.
Oh, you're saying that.
Why are you talking about me?
Can you hear me?
You don't sound like me.
I'm massaging the Earth right now.
How is it?
Hey!
I'm sleeping next to the Earth right now.
It doesn't sound like me.
Hey!
It doesn't sound like you.
Okay, okay.
Is that so? Is that so?
How about an airy rice ball?
How about an airy sandwich?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please enjoy Choki through the panorama
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please enjoy Guu through the sun
Hey!
You're almost the same as me
You go first this time
You go first
You go first this time
Let's do a gag here
Chisa na miu oomori min!
That was good.
President Ariyoshi was also very good.
The 9th place goes to this collaboration.
I'm going to win for sure.
Please pay attention to Ogasawara and Time Machine.
Thank you.
I'm Yamamoto from Taima Shinsengoi.
I'm Mui Okasawa.
I'm Yashichi Akimoto.
Nice to meet you.
Sensei, I want to be more popular and become a Sentai.
That's nice.
Who are you?
You can't say that.
You're a member, so you should know.
Sorry.
To be honest, everyone looks the same in the general election.
Stop it, Sensei.
It shouldn't be like that.
Do you know what I mean?
Good morning, teacher.
What's wrong?
Oh, it's Takamina!
She's the first one, isn't she?
I'll do my best!
Mayu-yu!
Oh, Mayu-yu!
Good morning, teacher.
Oh, it's Kabutomushi.
Thank you for the food.
She's scary.
What?
Koji Haruka?
No, I can't.
I want to be beautiful like Kojima-san to be popular.
Because the photo book is also very beautiful.
I don't understand at all.
That's not Kojima's power.
It's the power of Photoshop.
Don't say that.
But if you want to be a center, you have to sell.
What are you selling?
Well, I have a girl's heart, and I'm loved by my seniors and juniors.
It's a long story. It's long and hard to understand.
It's simple to sell. Look at Kojima.
If you say it's for sale, it's underwear, horsehair, and ass.
You can't put it in a bad way.
It's easy to understand.
What does it look like?
It's fluffy, wrinkly, and puffy.
It's okay after this.
I really want to be the center.
I got it. I'll think of a group for you.
A new group?
RGK48.
What's RGK?
Ryogoku.
What kind of group?
Ryogoku 48? I knew it.
Everyone, how are you?
Fatty imitates a fat person.
Ken Naoko doesn't have to do it.
He doesn't have to do it.
It's okay. You don't have to ride it.
RGK48
Thank you!
What do you mean by thank you?
You're not going to sprinkle salt on the guests, are you?
You're not going to season them, are you?
Salt sun
Salt sun doesn't mean that
Listen to the song
1, 2, 3, 4
I wanted to do it, I wanted to throw it, I wanted to push it, yes!
Go somewhere else
Bikishi
What's Bikishi?
It's not Bikishi, is it?
It's Bikishi
Kei-bou-chuuu
Kei-bou-chuuu? What is Kei-bou?
Kei-bou is what you practiced so much. What is Kei-bou?
What's wrong with your voice suddenly?
Your personality is shining.
Don't react so much.
I got a fly.
You like deep-fried food, right?
Sensei, I'm aiming for a nice horizontal line.
No, aim for the tip.
Thank you very much.
It's enough to go to the semi-finals.
The 8th place goes to...
Kyun!
Thank you very much!
Natsuki Kojima, a member of AKB ZU-1, was able to shine with Jungle Pocket
Excuse me, please give me this
Thank you
1 point for the strap
1 point for the uchiwaza
1 point
Excuse me! Help me!
What? What?
What happened to you?
I went to the toilet
I went to the toilet alone
Is that so? 1 point
I'm sorry, but our store doesn't let customers use the toilet
Please, I can't take it anymore
Even if you say that
It's better to let him use the toilet
I'm sorry, please help me
What?
You're Kojima-san, right?
It's the real you
What happened?
I want you to use the toilet!
I'm sorry to say this, but I've already explained this to the customers.
Even if you're a member of the AQB, you can't use the toilet.
You should definitely use it.
Please!
It's almost out!
It's out?
It's almost out!
I can't lend you money.
It's a rule.
How long do I have to follow the rules?
I'm not stronger than you guys.
What's going on?
I don't understand this situation.
I'm not going to cry anymore.
You're not bad.
The era you were born in is bad.
What are you talking about?
I'll find you until I find the toilet!
You'll get out.
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Wait a minute!
You'll get out!
We're almost there!
There's a toilet on the left side of the back door.
What? Don't worry about it.
It's just a part-time job.
It's not cool at all.
Wait a minute. If you do such a thing, you'll be the owner of this store.
You're such a pervert. Hurry up and take it.
But...
Hurry up!
It's okay.
Don't lose.
A little more.
I put out a song.
Run to the end.
What kind of situation is this?
I'm right next to you
Far away from you
I don't need you anymore!
Bastard!
You!
I wanted to meet you sooner!
What's wrong with you guys?
Natsuki Kojima's song was so bad that she didn't win the prize.
The 7th place was a punishment.
So you two will be embarrassed.
I'm going to play a game with a non-interesting comedian.
I'm going to call a non-interesting comedian.
Who is it?
Go ahead.
Baby-kun.
A machine gun famous for not being interesting.
And here is the story.
I searched for AKB on the Internet.
There is a website where you can ask questions about AKB and answer them.
Print it out and bring it to me.
I'll read it out loud.
Let's get started.
Do you like Koji Haru?
I don't think it's very popular.
What do you all think?
I'm happy!
Don't say that!
The answer is half-and-half overall, and I think there's one more push to go in terms of character.
There's an extra push?
There is, right?
What the hell are you talking about?
It's your character!
Yes, it's your character.
Next question.
AKB48's Miyazawa Sai-san.
Please tell us your height and weight.
My weight?
Nice face!
Your height is 164cm. Your weight is about 46kg.
You're an idol!
I want to hear it.
Can I say it?
About this much?
That's a lot!
Next question!
AKB48's Koji Harukoto and Kojima Haruna, do you have any drawbacks?
Why are you attacking me?
Why are you attacking me? I don't have any!
Are you going to attack me for that drawback?
The answer is, the room is dirty.
The room is messy during recording.
The world is called Nyan Nyan by cats, but I hate cats.
This is Kojima-san's drawback.
That's a lot!
You should have said your drawback!
It's autumn, so I have a bad head.
That's a lot!
You're the one who said it!
That's a lot!
I like AKB, but I have to reduce the number of shows I watch. What should I watch?
Watch them all!
What are you thinking?
The answer is AKBingo.
You don't have to watch the show.
You don't have to watch it!
If you don't watch it, you won't be able to see this part.
The good thing about AKB is that it's quick to end the recording.
Ah! It's already this time!
Alright! Let's go home! Thank you very much!
I think it came out well!
But there's one thing I'm worried about. Kojima- san's face is puffy.
What's wrong?
The reason why President Ariyoshi noticed Kojima's puffy face was because of this story.
When I asked Kojima-san if he had any flaws, his face was puffy.
AKB DREAM MATCH RANKING 6th place
But before that...
There's something that the staff really want to show you
It's a video of a comedian who likes Haruna Kojima showing off her talent
This video is a collaboration between Haruna Kojima and Akari Yasumura
In the world, there is a pose that looks good even if you wear it depending on the movement and angle
Today, I would like to show you various poses of Haruna Kojima
First of all, Sousenkyo
Kojima, who was called by her name in Sousenkyo, also has a pose that looks good
Sousenkyo's all poses, come on!
I can see it!
Amazing!
Can you see it?
It's ZENRA.
Don't worry.
I'm wearing it.
Amazing! You were wearing it.
Next is GLAVIA.
Kojima-san, who is shooting GLAVIA, also has a pose that looks like ZENRA.
Let's see GLAVIA's ZENRA pose.
Come on!
Are you okay?
I can see your boobs.
The sound from the left.
Don't worry.
The sound from the right.
Next is the Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament.
The winner of the Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament will get a pose that looks like a Zenra.
Let's see the Zenra pose of the Rock-Paper- Scissors tournament.
Come on!
The winner of the Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament is...
It's a forward roll.
Don't worry.
It's in.
That's not it.
Next is dance.
Kojima-san, who dances heavy rotation, also has a forward roll pose.
It's a dance forward roll pose.
Come on!
Oh, heavy rotation.
That's not it.
Are you okay?
That's not it.
This is unbearable.
Don't worry, Kojima-san.
It's in.
Next is the handshake.
Kojima-san, who is doing the handshake, also has a pose that looks like Zena.
Now, the handshake pose of the handshake.
I saw it. I saw it.
I saw it.
That's a very low-profile handshake.
Don't worry, Mr. Ariyoshi.
It's a high-profile handshake.
The last one is today's digest. 5 Zen poses in a row.
This is very difficult, so we don't know if we'll succeed, but we'll do our best.
Today's digest. 5 Zen poses in a row. Come on!
The last one is today's digest. 5 Zen poses in a row. Come on!
Today's digest. 5 Zen poses in a row. Come on!
How was it?
It was wonderful. When I was wearing it, I was so excited.
It was like a real one.
It's similar to your body.
It's a marshmallow body.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
At the end of summer, let's make wonderful memories.
AKB48's new member, Megu Taniguchi's delusional kiss.
It's starting now.
The 6th place in the Dream Match ranking for the staff is...
See?
A little more. It's funny.
It's funny.
That outfit is...
Ayaka Morikawa, who graduated from AKB48 in April this year.
Everyone, it's time for the natural exercise.
Let's go together today.
Put your right foot out and put your left foot out, and you can walk.
Natural exercise.
If you bend your knees together, you can sit down.
Natural exercise.
Even if you hate me, please don't hate me.
Natural exercise.
What's the lyrics?
If you hit Yasushi Akimoto
You'll get a neck
Even if you hate AKB48, please don't hate me
It's obvious
Fufufu
It's fun to sing, it's fun to dance, it's fun to do variety shows
Akimoto-ko is a must-do, a must-do, a must-do exercise
This is so much fun!
It's cold in winter
Of course!
With this story, they managed to win the 3rd tournament
It was fun, wasn't it? The 3 of us were in sync
We've seen from 10th to 6th place, but unfortunately, it's time to end the show
We'll continue next week
I'm sorry!
Please look forward to next week!
See you next week!
If you think about it yourself, you'll get it!
Shut up!