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This is Sakomawari Yoshi's AKB radio show!
Today's guests are Oya, Shimada, Izuta, Takahashi, Tano, and Yoshima.
Kojima-san is late because of a train accident.
I think he'll be off today.
So, Oya-san, how are the members today?
Today, I'm really...
Are you guys close?
No.
You're not close?
We're not close!
The three of us are in the same team, so it's okay.
Oya, are you being pampered by the members?
A little.
You're a captain, right?
Yes, I'm a captain.
Are you doing well?
Yes, I'm doing well.
They teach me a lot of things.
They teach you a lot of things.
Occasionally.
Occasionally?
Yes.
You're working hard.
I was working hard, but I was killed by the next team.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, that can't be helped.
Yes.
Let's get started.
The first segment is the legend of the legend of the legend.
Let's get started.
Let's start with the story of Oya Shizuka.
Oya's father, Oya Iwaku, Oya's appearance is similar to Yonekura Ryoko.
Is that so?
That's right.
My father told me a lot.
My parents came to see the general election.
He said, you look like Yonekura Ryoko, so I think you'll be fine this year.
My father came to see the general election, but he was out of town.
I went back to my parents' house that day, but I didn't say anything.
You've never been out of town, have you?
No, I haven't been out of town this year.
This year, the fans said I could go.
I'm absolutely confident.
Every year, the number of votes has increased, so the borderline of the 80th place this year is about 12,000 votes.
So the fans worked hard and told me how many votes they put in.
Now we have 12,000 votes in our hands.
I thought I could go.
Then I got 13,000 votes in the 80th place, so I never got called again.
The fans didn't actually buy 10,000, did they?
That's not true.
I believe that the fans bought it for me.
Yonekura Ryoko, do you have a picture?
Yes, I have a picture of my bare face.
You don't laugh, you don't look like Yonekura Ryoko.
What the hell?
You're talking too much.
This picture is a bit of a bare face, so I know what you mean.
I don't look like Yonekura Ryoko, do I?
Your bare face is similar to the face of an animal.
It's like a hole in the eye and nose.
You know what I mean, right?
Are you confident in your bare face?
No one can change their bare face in this picture.
Tano-chan doesn't change at all.
I don't change at all because I have a strong voice.
Everyone has eyebrows.
Who is the worst among AKB members?
Oya is the worst.
Kojima is the worst.
If you look at it properly, it's normal, but if you wear a hat, it looks like you're barefaced.
If you're barefaced, you don't look like a double.
It's a little weird, isn't it?
What?
It's a little weird, isn't it?
If you put on makeup, you look like two people, but if you're barefaced, you're not open to the world.
You're not open to the world.
I'm sleepy.
If you're barefaced, you're not open to the world.
You're not open to the world. If you're barefaced, you're not open to the world.
The story of Takahashi Jurino. Takahashi doesn't care if he meets Kanashibari and keeps watching TV.
He's so brave.
I've met Kanashibari too many times.
The other day...
Kanashibari!
I can't move because I'm tied to a ghost.
I know what kind of ghost it is.
I'm used to it.
The other day, I was watching a variety show.
I recorded it.
I was sleeping.
I was sleeping while watching it.
I was sleeping alone, and there was only one person in the house, but the hallway was very noisy, and it was a sign that it was going to be noisy first.
I thought, oh, this is sad, and my body stopped moving.
I said, yes, yes.
I kept going on.
And the TV was so funny.
I laughed so much.
And Kanashibari laughed with me.
What?
The guy was like,
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I was so pissed off.
I thought, you don't laugh.
I was so pissed off.
When I used all my strength, I was released.
I used up a lot of energy.
It happens a lot.
It's true.
You say it a lot.
I report to the members that I had a hard time.
I didn't open my eyes when I was an old woman.
Why didn't you open your eyes when you were an old woman?
I was scared, so I didn't want to see it.
I didn't want to see the old woman and the baby, so I didn't open my eyes.
I thought, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I made a mistake in my heart.
Then, gradually, I stopped being tied up.
When you were a man, did you open your eyes?
I opened my eyes.
I was watching a variety show.
That's not a dream, is it?
It's not a dream.
Let's move on.
The rumor of Haruka Shimada, who can open her eyes from now on.
Four years ago, Shimada was on the show 《Kyōwa Kokuroke》.
What is this?
There is no story.
There is no story, but it's a great story.
The director said that when 《Kyōwa Kokuroke》was filmed four years ago,
There was a booger on Shimada's nose.
There was a person who came out and went in.
There is no such person.
The director, who was careful, said,
Do you want to see the mirror?
I tried to convey it, but Shimada didn't notice it.
There is no such person.
I didn't notice it.
There is no such person.
This is a photo.
I want to see the photo.
There is a photo.
This is a photo.
This is a terrible photo.
I can't tell the difference.
This is not a photo.
This footage was taken when the director was on vacation in Shimada.
What's wrong?
Some people really do exist, right?
I mean, one of them is a bit of a joke!
Do you really have one?
Yes, I have one!
Really?
I have one!
I was teased by other MCs on a variety show.
Oh really?
I was told that you were.
Really?
I was totally out of it.
You were out of it?
You were totally out of it!
You were totally out of it.
But Shioda-san looks at the mirror a lot.
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at the mirror.
What would you do if you were told that?
I'd say, I'm sorry.
I wouldn't do it at all.
If I were a person, I'd look at the mirror, right?
Yes, but you can't look at the mirror when you're on TV.
I can't look at the mirror?
You can't look at the mirror.
Where are you looking at?
I'm checking if I'm not on TV.
You're not on TV?
You don't want to be on TV.
When I was part of the show, I wanted to be there.
Why?
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Do you have any...
deci arc arms that are all squished, and pull your pants up into the air?
No, I don't.
I don't have any purple poop!
I don't have any purple poop, but...
I use the toilet.
I blow it, right?
I blow it, and the toilet paper is not cut well.
So I put on pants, and I poop on my pants.
Like a tail.
I have that.
Is there any problem with that?
I have that often.
And I get cramps.
Again?
Stop it.
I get cramps.
When do you get cramps?
There are a lot of women.
For example, when I turn,
I turn, and I get cramps.
Like this.
But I don't put it on my face.
Like this.
I get cramps.
It depends on the vibration.
Do you put up with it?
Yes.
I put up with it.
When I turn, I get cramps.
It's not every time.
It happens sometimes.
You should be careful.
The amount is important.
Just a little bit.
Then I can put it on.
I see.
One more thing.
That's why there is a member's technique.
Izuta doesn't listen to people properly. I hear you. Are you listening?
Four years ago, when I was filming the kappa's graduation ceremony, in the scene of saying goodbye to the plate, I repeatedly asked him to put the plate down slowly, but in the end he was able to do it.
Here is the scene in question.
That arm that put the plate on this product so stubbornly.
Thank you very much.
Why can't you do it? I didn't ask you.
No way.
I don't even remember you saying slowly, okay.
I don't remember.
I didn't ask you.
No way.
There's still more.
The other day, the wedding dress scene with Diamond Yukai,
Izuta was looking back.
To make you wonder who it is,
I told her to look back after saving a little,
but she looked back right away.
This is the video that was broadcast at that time.
So what is it today?
And here is the camera video that was aiming for Izuta's look back.
Hahaha.
When the camera captured his look, he was already looking at me.
You can't take your eyes off him, can you?
No way!
I don't think so.
I like talking to people, but I don't listen to them.
You don't listen to them?
I didn't realize that.
You don't listen to them?
I listen to them, but before I say something, I go like this.
You don't listen to them?
I understand.
You don't listen to them?
I pretend to listen to them.
You pretend to listen to them?
I'm good at pretending to listen to them.
Really?
I say, yes, yes, yes.
But you're not good at it.
You're not good at it?
You're terrible.
You're not good at it?
Don't you get angry when AKB48 members dance?
I'm fine with that, but I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it?
No, no.
Listen to them.
Shimadawa Hanax, attention.
Listen to Izuta.
Hanax, attention.
From the beginning, Izuta is...
Again?
Izuta has separate underwear for sleeping and going out.
I don't know.
What is this?
It hurts.
It's so yellow.
Hey, hey, hey.
Everyone is wearing underwear.
Izuta Rino, who was hired by BOSAI.
Again?
Izuta is wearing underwear for sleeping and going out.
I don't know.
What is this?
What do you mean?
It's normal for me.
Normally, when I go home, I take a bath, right?
When I get out of the bath, I wear cloth underwear.
I wake up in the morning and wear cute underwear.
That's what the members see.
I don't see it.
I want to be told that everyone's underwear is cute.
So I try on race underwear.
I don't wear a T-shirt, but I wear a high-tee shirt.
It doesn't have to be a cloth pants.
What is a cloth pants?
It's a cotton pants.
When I'm at home, I don't have to wear a cloth pants.
Really?
I wear a cloth pants.
From your lips?
Yes, from my lips.
It's normal.
Do you wear cloth pants when you sleep?
Do you wear sexy clothes when you sleep?
I only look at myself when I sleep.
I don't wear a cloth pants.
I don't know when a weird man will come in.
Why do you show a cute man to a weird man?
I'm not in the mood for service.
Is Izuta's pants cute?
I'll show you.
It's a cheese pants.
Izuta's pants are very yellow.
It's stained.
When I saw Izuta's pants, it was stained.
When I noticed that Izuta's pants were dirty, I said,
It's a tree. It's a tree.
It's a cheese hole.
What kind of design is it?
It's a dirty pants.
Why do you wear a cheese pants?
I think it's cute.
I wear a cheese pants to sleep.
It's a cloth, but it's not a cloth to wear in the room.
It's cute, isn't it?
It looks cute.
So I wore it normally.
What about you, Oya?
I thought it was good to sleep in the front row until a while ago.
But when I saw the Parasite, I thought it was good to sleep in the front row.
What happened?
The Parasite came in through the hole.
It's strange, but Kojima-san didn't have to be there.
There's no problem.
I didn't notice.
The first one is the trivia about Tano Yuka.
The trivia about Tano Yuka.
It's pretty easy to show your abs
In the past, when Tanon's abs were introduced in the Republic of Japan, she didn't show her abs
But after that, she had more chances to show her abs
I won't show it at all
Do you want to see it?
She'll show it to us
I wonder if people will like it
I heard that it's pretty ripped
It's pretty ripped
Lately, there's been a lot of talk about abs
Show it to us
I see
Amazing
I didn't work out at all
That's amazing
It's hard
It's really hard
It looks hard
What's that?
It looks like a back
It's amazing
It's okay if Shimada punches
It's okay
Shimada has power
It's okay
Did you work out at all?
Yes
It's amazing
You look so tall
Are you okay?
Shut up! I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Tanonofukkin was fine even when he was beaten up by Yokoyama
Can she withstand Shimada's fist?
When she feels like she's going to lose to the summer heat, she changes her mood with AKB member's voice
Hello? Have you arrived home yet? I see, I just arrived. Thank you for today.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, really.
Yama-chan, you're so thin.
It's broken.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Wow, I don't like this.
Are you okay? Are you really okay?
Are you okay?
Sanon, you're so thin.
I'll do something.
I'm sorry.
How was it?
Not at all.
Really?
It was really strong.
Not at all.
It was really strong.
Normally, it would go in, right?
But it didn't go in.
With muscles.
It's strong.
It didn't go in at all.
That's amazing.
It's amazing that you didn't do anything.
It was so good.
You just had to do that in dancing, right?
Amazing.
How about Izuta?
I don't want to see him.
I want to see him.
There's no one like him.
With muscles.
No, no, no.
It's the same group.
They are dancing the same dance.
That's right.
Izuta dances, too.
That's right.
Do you want to see it?
No, I will show you.
I'm not going to show you.
No, no.
Cute.
White.
White and not so soft.
You don't need to punch.
I can't do it.
Total 119 points.
Next is the trivia about Oshima Ryokan
We would like to say that, but please look forward to the next week
There are a lot of jokes, I was surprised
Today was also fun, thank you