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Kojima Haruna Daisuki Matsuri!
Our first lady of the Republic of Japan, Kojima Haruna, is now on the ride!
She has become the center of AKB48's new single.
She has also released a photo book.
And so, Kojima Haruna Daisuki's 4 comedians have gathered!
However, they have a more important mission than making the show more exciting.
That is...
The only thing I want from you guys is to make this into a Japanese video.
Then we can take a break.
Their mission is to make this into a Japanese video that can be broadcasted for 2 weeks.
Question. What kind of face does Kojima Haruna make when he poops?
Do you want to die?
Do you want to die for something like this, you idiot?
The answer is...
I think he makes this sound.
So did you see it?
Don't tell me you saw it, you idiot!
The 4th group of comedians made a topic of love for Kojima Haruna.
However, it was supposed to be a fun recording.
Is it because of the pressure of Ariyoshi?
I'll do it again from the beginning.
The scene of being crushed by too much tension.
But if it doesn't go as it is, the anxiety and tension floating in the studio will be released by the love song to Kojima Haruna, the gentle rain of the Kyowakoku family.
Kojima Haruna, let's do it together.
The studio became one and the excitement reached its peak.
If I say it, he'll definitely do it.
And tonight will be even more exciting.
Haruna Koshima's Marshmallow Body is completely banished.
Now, as a half-time show, this person has come to liven up the venue.
Please give it up for Harikitte!
The person who will make this show more exciting is the bright Mr. Yasumura!
It's a half-time show.
I can feel the tension outside the door.
I'm scared of his face.
Please let me do the story.
Thank you very much.
In the world, there is a pose that looks good even though you are wearing it depending on the movement and angle.
Today, I would like to show you various poses of Kojima Haruna.
First of all, Sosenkyo.
Kojima-san, who was called by his name in Sosenkyo, also has a pose that looks good.
Then, Sosenkyo's all poses. Come on!
The second round
Hey!
Amazing!
I can see it!
Amazing!
Can you see it?
It's a good sign!
It's not in!
Please be at ease!
It's in!
Amazing! It's in!
Next is gravure. Kojima-san, who is shooting gravure, also has a pose that looks like Zenra.
Let's see gravure's Zenra pose. Come on!
Are you okay?
Your boobs are sticking out.
The one on the left...
Don't worry about it.
The one on the right...
Next is Rock-Paper-Scissors.
The winner of Rock-Paper-Scissors will get a pose that looks like Zenna.
Let's see Zenna pose of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
They're all the same.
Don't worry.
They're all the same.
Next is the dance.
Kojima-san is doing a heavy rotation.
He has a pose that looks like a full circle.
It's a dance full circle pose.
Come on!
What kind of dance will Kojima-san show us?
Hey!
Are you okay?
This is bad.
Don't worry, Kojima-san.
Kojima-san is here.
Next is the handshake.
Kojima-san, who is doing the handshake, has a pose that looks like Zena.
Let's see the handshake pose of Zena.
Come on!
Next is the handshake pose of Kojima-san.
I saw it a while ago.
What?
The last one is today's digest. 5 consecutive Zen poses.
This is very difficult, so I don't know if it will succeed, but I will do my best.
Today's digest. 5 consecutive Zen poses.
Come on!
The last one is today's digest. 5 consecutive Zen poses.
Thank you very much.
Actually, this Kojima-san can do a pose that looks like Zenra.
Kojima-san, do you have any requests?
Anything is fine.
Since I'm called NyanNyan, I'll do a pose that looks like NyanNyan.
Like NyanNyan?
Yes.
Got it.
You got it?
Then, do a pose that looks like NyanNyan.
Are you wearing it?
Don't worry, I'm wearing it
It's a typical scene when you're eating ramen
Let's see Ariyoshi-san's request
It's a Zenra pose that you can see when you're eating ramen
A Zenra pose when you're eating ramen
Come on!
A Zenra pose when you're eating ramen
That's strong
Thank you
I can do anything.
Can you do it when you go through the station?
Of course.
I'll show you my pose when I go through the station.
Come on!
Stop it!
It's a funeral.
It's a good thing I'm a comedian.
Please reflect on yourself.
I don't wanna go back...
Thank you for sharing with us your strategy. How was it?
It was wonderful. When I was wearing my costume, I was so excited. I felt like I was in real life.
It's similar to your body. It's a marshmallow body.
I'm aware of it.
No!
Anyway, thank you for the half-time show.
Let's go back to the story of the famous entertainer.
The last one to decorate is Mr. Aluka and Peace.
Please.
Koji Haruo, I can't wait.
Koji Haruo.
Koji Haruo's photo book.
Koji Haruo.
Oh my god.
I am coming.
Oh my god..!
Kodansha, Kodansha
You guys are lying to us, right?
Right.
You guys are lying to us.
Kojimaru.
You guys are tweeting.
Cute tweets.
You guys are making us do.
tweets.
I don't know, Kojimaru.
Cute tweets.
January 25th.
Yeah.
Yoru kouen wa himaya
I don't know!
Cute!
Cute tweet!
I don't know!
January 21st tweet
It's a new month
I don't know!
I like this!
Production Ogi!
I like this!
Production Ogi!
I like this!
Production Ogi!
I like this!
I'm a member of Production Ogi!
I'm glad to see you, Koji Haru!
Do you want to read the photo book?
Oh my god!
Thank you very much.
Kojima-san, how was it?
It was very authentic and I was very happy
What are you talking about?
It was very authentic
I'm happy
I thought it was amazing that you were able to see the real thing
It was very authentic
I thought it was amazing
It was amazing
I'm not very happy about it
It was amazing
Thank you both for coming to Alch&Peace
Now that the 4th group is over, let's move on to the judging
There's no 2nd group?
There's no 4th group?
There's no 1st group?
I didn't ask you to prepare a joke.
Kojima-san, please announce the best combination.
The best combination is...
Kojima-san, please announce the best combination!
The best combination is...
It's Yasumura-san from Halftime Show!
Please come to the studio.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
Please show us the Guts pose.
It's the best.
Kojima-san's Xena pose when he was chosen.
Come on!
He was chosen.
That's it.
I'm glad.
Thank you very much.
Kojima-san, what was the decision you made to choose Akari Yasumura-san?
I was shocked when I saw this.
Yasumura-san, how do you feel about being chosen?
I chose this body because I'm conscious of Kojima- san.
I'm grateful that the three sizes are almost the same.
It's not 103, 100, or 109.
I'm happy, but thank you.
Thank you.
As a reward for the best award, Kojima Haruna's favorite comedian, Akari Yasumura-san, will be having a shame-kai with Kojima-san!
Can I get another one?
Kojima-san, please stand next to Yasumura-san
The red one is Kojima-san?
The one on the left is Kojima-san
He looks like a brother
Here we go
Okay, meow, meow
I'm so happy.
I can take a picture with that Yasumura-kun.
I'm so happy.
He's so happy!
I refuse to take pictures.
Can I post it on Twitter?
I did it!
Thanks to everyone, the charm of Haruna Kojima was conveyed to everyone in front of the TV, and most of all, I think it was conveyed to Mr. Ariyoshi.
That's right. I've been doing it for five years and I've finally seen it.
Who did you see?
Fuutomatsu.
I didn't know you had such a vision.
So, Ryoji-san, you like Kojima-san more than before.
Of course, at the end, I'd like to say goodbye with Nyan Nyan.
Ryoji-san, you'll do it with me, right?
Yes.
Let's do it together.
One, two.
Nyan Nyan!
Bye bye!
I'm sure the viewers already know this, but...
Unfortunately, this project won't last for two weeks.
So, for this time, we have prepared...
...a project to fill in the gap!
An emergency project!
Nure-Okaki competition!
Sexy Nure-Okaki competition!
Nure-Okaki competition!
It's very easy. We will choose the winner of this game and show them how sexy we can be.
The winner of this game will receive a 10 minute gift card.
It's a product that reproduces the taste of our yakiniku well with the products that have been released.
It smells good.
It's very delicious, so I hope everyone will do their best.
Let's start with Shi-chan.
Sexy Nurenkaki Championship Entry No. 1
Oya Shizuka
Let's start.
What a beautiful shape!
I'm the type to start with 20 years old.
Sexy Nureukaki Contest Entry No. 2
Kuramochi Asahi
Iwa Nureoka-Ki is on sale.
Amazing!
Wow, a tears commercial!
Thank you very much!
Sexy Nureokaki Championship Entry No.3 Kitahara Rie
Cute
Delicious.
Thank you very much.
It smells good.
It's in my body.
the dead doggie
is that cute?
Okaku-chan, you are so cute.
It's delicious.
Wow, amazing.
When I eat it, it looks like caramel popcorn.
It looks fashionable.
It's not lined up.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
It's delicious.
I want to win.
Let's decide the winner.
I want to win.
After this, the sexy wet drawing queen will be decided.
Ariyoshi AKB iPhone application.
This week's new work is a delusional telephone from Yuria Kizaki.
Are you forgetting something?
Have a nice day.
Sexy Nure-O-Kaki competition to see how to eat Nure-O- Kaki in a sexy way
Iwa Nure-O-Kaki is on sale
Cute
Sexy gestures and physical ability are of course
Intelligence and individuality are also one of the criteria
Delicious
Sexy Nure-O-Kaki
It is a sexy word with a mature scent that is not thought to have been emitted by an idol
Delicious
Who will be the sexy wet-painting queen?
It's time for the fate
The winner is...
Who is the sexy wet-painting queen?
If you want to eat a lot of delicious food, please come to the station and eat here.
It's 480 yen. Thank you.
How long have you been doing this?
How long?
This is good.
Thank you.