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This is a song by Riyoshi Sakobawa from AKB Radio.
Our guests are Oya Kuramochi, Kitahara Uchida.
Nice to meet you!
Kojima-san, how do you feel about this?
There seems to be a lot of things I want to say.
I'm scared.
It's dangerous.
This is the first corner.
Uasaru Shinsoro Shinsou!
Let's start with Kitahara Rie's story
Kitahara is irritated by young people
I'm not irritated
You're not irritated?
Please listen
I'm listening
What? You're not irritated?
Last year, I reflected on the fact that I made a lot of mistakes in this program
So this year, I want to make it a year without mistakes
A year without mistakes? It's just a year that has passed and you've retired
Ah
Let's continue
You're frustrated, right?
Yes, I'm frustrated
I'm frustrated
Why are you frustrated?
Young people these days
They're still young
They're not that old
But they give up
because they're already in middle school
They give up so fast
Maybe the management
wants to make this kid
the center
They're old enough to give up
They're like, I'm done, I'm done
They give up so easily
I'm still saying that I'm a real-life ace
I think it's okay not to give up so soon
So you want them to fight harder
That's right
When you're young, you have to work hard
Like Sashihara, the scandal might turn around and become a hot topic
Kitahara, what are you going to do?
If I don't leave something behind, I might not graduate
It's not like you're graduating, it's like you're in middle school
I don't want to!
It's been a long time since I've seen you like this.
There's a rumor about Oya Shizuka.
Oya was cut by her junior.
What happened?
That's right.
When Takamina announced her graduation,
She was crying with her sleeves down.
I've never talked to her before.
She was crying with her sleeves down.
I've never talked to her before, so I thought I'd talk to her.
I can't talk to her much, so I thought I'd talk to her.
I asked her, why are you crying? Are you okay?
She said her graduation was sad.
I thought I had to comfort her.
I said, it's only a year away.
She said, it's only a year away.
I couldn't say anything.
That's right.
I was shocked.
I have a lot of friends who ask me to talk to them.
What are you going to do?
I haven't seen you in a long time.
What's wrong with you?
I was told you were cute today.
Is it because my makeup is thin?
I haven't seen you in a long time, so my makeup is thin.
I was surprised.
Please look forward to the next video.
Rumor has it that there was no center in Uchida.
What is this?
I heard about this in the news
I was in the center once
It was a song called Hopeful Refrain
It was a music video where the history center gathers
But I wasn't invited
But if you were in the music video
Everyone would be like
What?
Wait
The famous girls like Paruru, Mariko, Mayu
There were other members too
They were all lined up
I thought it would be weird if I went there
We would be happy
We would gather for those few seconds
We would have a screening
We would laugh
We would be looking for mistakes
There was a member who wasn't in the center
There was a lot of news
The news said Uchida wasn't depressed
Uchida recently released a new song called Yakiniku Iwa
Uchida is promoting Yakiniku so I think it's good
How are you doing with Yakiniku?
I'm good
You can quit anytime
I thought it would be hard to be in a group
I thought you would open up a new path
Why are you laughing after I said that?
You're lying
That's amazing!
The story of Kuramochi Asuka
Kuramochi was shocked by a taxi driver coming out
I was in a taxi when I came to TBS the other day
And I was told that I like women's clothing
I bought a dress and skirt
I was talking to the driver about what I bought this time
That's good
That's good?
Why are you laughing?
Everyone gets in taxis, right?
The other day, I was one meter away from the taxi driver
I didn't have enough money
I asked him if I could use his credit card
He said, I don't have 1 meter 730 yen
He said, get out of the taxi
I said, get out of the taxi
He said, I don't need your money
I said, thank you
He took it for free
I'm sorry
I wanted to fight with him
I lied again
First of all, the trivia about Kitahara Rie
Kitahara knows the reason why she can't be the center
I want to hear more
I really wanted this year to be a year where I don't want to appear on the internet
ARIYOSHI AKB is finding information from a lot of different places
You're not good at all
I was interviewed by a magazine
I thought he was a good guy, so I thought he wouldn't be embarrassed no matter where he went
I don't think he's suitable for the center because he's not good at it
He's too good
He's not good at fighting
Did you say that yourself?
Yes
That's not good
But look, there's a representative who can't be the center
That means he's a good guy
Yes, he's a good guy
Then Maeda and Oshima are really bad
I didn't say that
You didn't say that?
Kojima-san, you've been the center, right?
Yes
That means you're a bit...
I'm a good person, though
I'm not bad
Not bad?
Your personality is not bad?
Not bad?
Not bad
I see
Not as good as Kitahara
Total 14
It's not growing
The next song is Trevian Na Mame Chishiki
Trevian Na Mame Chishiki
The king's asoko is long
What? Please stop.
It's not the asoko here.
You're laughing at me.
It's not deep.
I can't understand the depth of the groove.
I'm sorry.
I was hospitalized in the water park in October.
It's a long time ago.
Yes, it's a long time ago.
After the surgery, I asked the doctor if I could bring the water back.
I asked if I could bring the water back.
I was embarrassed because it was a long time ago.
I took the water for a long time because it was longer than a person.
I was surprised because it was longer than a person.
If you become a boss, people will make fun of you, right?
So, did you change your mind?
Yes, yes, yes
I shaved my head
I didn't shave my head, I cut my hair
You cut your hair short
Cut your hair short
You cut your hair short
I cut my hair short
Shut up
It's not like that
Is there anything else?
I have long eyelashes
You have long eyelashes
I can see it better from here
Is it like this?
No, it's fine
Please look at it
I got it
This is not fair
I thought Kitahara lost
15 points
Next, we will announce the trivia about Uchida Mayumi from Kitahara
Uchida Mayumi from Kitahara
Uchida is a good guy
What do you mean?
He is really a good guy
Everytime we go to Karaoke together, he imitates Ayu
He even takes his sunglasses out of his bag and puts them on for me
We often go out together
Everytime we go on a trip, he asks me to take a picture with him
Even from other people's point of view, he looks like a good person
So I asked him to take a picture with me
So he looks like a good person
Do you always imitate Yami Kawasaki?
Yes, I always imitate her
Can you imitate her?
Do you have sunglasses?
I don't have sunglasses
Do you have sunglasses?
I want to borrow those glasses
Glasses?
I want to imitate her
What is this?
I can't see it
Can you do it?
It's me
Kitahara, can you do it?
Kitahara, please imitate Ayu
It's Ayu
Stand up!
Let's move on to the next song
It's not a song at all
It's just us
We can't do it
Please give us back our glasses
Let's move on to the next song
BOOCHIDAWA
Even if you're drunk, you're not cute at all
After all, if you drink alcohol, you just need to be a little cuter
That's true
The more you drink, the cuter you get
Why?
First of all, you have to be strong
You don't have to be like this
Glasses, glasses, and rice
You're like a housewife or an old man
That's true
You can't do a lot of things
What about everyone?
I'll make the toilet paper into a triangle
The toilet is a place where you recognize that you're not drunk
When you go to the toilet, you know you have to be strong
Don't you?
When you go to the toilet, you know you have to be strong
I'll make the toilet paper into a triangle
I'll go back to the toilet
So you don't get icky, right?
I rarely get icky
I don't get icky
What about you?
It's a lot of trouble
She gets stressed easily
Why do you have to make a choice?
I get drunk quickly
For example, she gets drunk and starts saying, drink more
I get drunk and start crying
It's annoying
You want to make her drink more
I end up sleeping alone
But I don't want to go home
Even if I take a taxi, I want to go home quickly
I don't want to go home at all
You don't want to go home? It's a full course
It's the worst if you get in and sleep
The next day, I'll be asked to sleep
Because I can't wake up
That's true
I'm from Kyushu, so I don't drink much
She's strong
I don't drink much
I think it's the same for girls
What do you like?
I don't drink much
I'm sorry
Why did you burp now?
No
Why?
I'm curious
Don't burp
I thought you didn't burp
I'm sorry
This program is brought to you by Kuramochi Asuka
Every week a new game appears on the Ariyoshi AKB iPhone app
This time it's Kuramochi Asuka and her delusional phone call
Huh? I'm not feeling well
Kuramochi Asuka and her delusional phone call
Kuramochi knows a pose that makes a human look the sexiest
Kuramochi's sexy pose
It makes me look more beautiful
I see
My legs look more natural
But when I look at the camera
My legs look longer
The models also
Raise their legs and take photos
It's impossible
This pose is impossible
It's like that
That's the sexiest pose
Like the Twister game?
If you can't do it, you look sexy
Can you show us one?
I want to see it
I want to see it too
What is it?
If you can't do it
If you can't do it, you look sexy
But if you turn around like this, you look a little bit tough
You look a little bit sexier than usual
Do you want to try?
Do you want to try, Kitahara?
Do you want to try, Uchida?
Do you want to try one by one?
Let's start with Uchida
It's impossible
That's a good idea
No way
That's good
If you are patient, you can do it
That's a good expression
That's good
It's like a Twister game
That's good
That's a good expression
That's right. Raise your hand up and touch your butt
What does that mean?
That's good
Can you move your right leg forward?
Is this a Twister game?
That's good
That's a good expression
That's true
Let's move on to the next question
How did you do that?
What does that mean?
How did you do that?
I'm not sexy, so I want you to teach me how to do it.
It's not that hard, is it?
How is it?
I don't know, but you're so soft, so I can't do it.
If you turn your hand like this, you can do it.
You're so honest.
So you have a special technique.
Yes, I do.
I see.
Did you gain weight?
Please look at her.
You're so chubby.
I'm so fat.
You're a wimp.
You don't look like a color-blind dinosaur.
No, I'm really fat.
I'm really fat.
Get out of the way.
I'm scared.
Are you a cow?
I'm a cow.
I'm really fat.
You are fat.
I'm not fat.
I'm really fat.
How many kilograms have you gained?
I'll tell you the truth.
You're so fat! You're like a cow!
No, I'm not. I'm really fat.
How much did you gain?
If you ask me, I've gained 10kg.
But I don't really lose weight.
I only gain weight on my body.
I thought you were going to say, what?
That's right. I have to lose weight.
I don't even gain weight.
I'll do a sexy pose and lose weight.
Goodbye.