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Kojima-san's Mother
Wow! What a cute flower girl!
Staff-san, what's going on?
Kojima-san is like a mother to us, so we will give her a yellow carnation!
What did you just say?
The yellow carnation's flowery words are defamation!
Don't ever send it to your mother!
Good evening, this is Ryo's AKB radio show.
Today's guests are Ogasawara Nakanishi, Yagata Sakaguchi, and Ueki.
This is the first time for Sakaguchi, right?
Yes, it's the first time.
Ueki, too?
Yes, it's the first time.
Oh, I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
And since it's an exciting role, the four members of Team 8 have also come.
Thank you very much.
But your makeup is here.
I don't have time to put it on.
You don't have time to put it on.
I see.
No, no, no, no.
Just before the recording, Daisho, who imitated the Japanese Electoral Union, was too big.
It was decided that it was a waste of time to remove the make-up, so he was asked to participate in this appearance.
Please do your best.
I'm an old man, so I can only say that.
You're cute.
Let's start. Let's imitate Kojima Haruna's famous phrase in the first segment.
First, let's listen to Kojima Haruna's famous quote
I, Kojima Haruna, was going to announce my graduation, but I won't!
I want everyone to imitate this line and make fun of it
Anyone can do it, please say it
Yes!
If Matsui Hideki said Kojima Haruna's famous line...
I, Matsui Hideki, will graduate from AKB48!
If Funassyi said Kojima Haruna's famous line...
I, Matsui Hideki, will graduate from AKB48!
Thank you for your support!
We have no choice but to do it.
What if Koshien's Siren said Kojima Harada's famous phrase?
I...
...will graduate from...
...Koshien University!
I'm sorry, but I'm really worried about this one.
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, let's move on to the next one.
If Yu-san said Kojima Haruna-san's famous phrase...
That's not it, I...
I don't want you to be happy, idiot!
Can you still do it?
Can you do it?
If Ichikawa Miori says Kojima Haruno's famous phrase...
I, Ichikawa Miori, will graduate from NKMV!
If it was you, you would have come out with a normal face, right?
Can you still do it? Can someone do it?
Ah, you can still do it!
Eh, Sakaguchi can do it!
Yes!
If Kuroyanagi Tetsuko-san said Kojima Haruna-san's famous phrase,
I am Kuroyanagi Tetsuko!
I, Kuroyanagi Tetsuko, will not graduate from AKB48!
Thank you very much!
Oh, shall we go to the next person?
Shall we go to Ogasawara?
What if Haruka Shimazaki said Haruna Kojima's famous phrase?
I, Haruka Shimazaki, will graduate from AKB48
I'm not going to graduate from AKB48
Kojima-san, you like Nakanishi-san
I'm addicted to him
Can you do it with Watanabe Mayu?
Can you do it?
If Watanabe Mayu said Kojima Haruna-san's famous phrase
Can you do it?
My name is Mayu Watanabe.
I graduated from AKB48.
Thank you very much.
It's not a bad intention
It's just love
That's all
Kojima-san, please choose the best person
Please
If I choose, I have to give it to her
That's right
I don't want to give it to her, but I choose Hangang
I'm not going to graduate from AKB48
Let's move on to the next segment, the truth of the rumored truth
This is a rumor from Nao Ueki.
Ueki has been harassed by the police.
Really?
That's right.
Was it bad?
No, it wasn't bad at all.
Once, I took a picture of a flower blooming in the middle of a concrete road.
I posted it on my SNS, Google+.
Then the police called me.
This flower is called the flower of Keshino, which can be taken by a carpenter.
Oh, that's a coincidence.
Yes, it's a coincidence.
Moreover, I put two pictures on it.
The picture of the dry concrete before raising the water and the picture of the wet floor.
I put two pictures of the wet floor on it, so I feel like I raised it.
I see.
It's a coincidence.
Also, in the article, it said,
I got power from this flower.
What did the police ask?
The police asked me to tell them where the flower was.
They asked me if I was raising it.
I didn't raise it, so I told them.
But my mother was at home.
She was shaking.
I said, I'm sorry I didn't raise it.
Recently, when I take a picture of myself, there are some plants behind me, so I'm scared even in the morning.
I try to check with my manager every day.
That episode will be used anywhere.
I can go anywhere.
Please be careful
Let's continue
Ogasawara Mayu's answer
Ogasawara can guess the number of cups in her chest just by touching
That's embarrassing
It's true
It's true?
It's like A or D
There's something like under
Something like 65 or 70
You can't just look at it, you have to touch it
It's a bit difficult to just look at it
You touch it and go around
So you know the number of members?
I know almost all the members of NMB
Is there anyone you don't know?
I don't know everyone
Let's start from the top
What will you do if you get it right? If you get it right, just say yes.
That's embarrassing.
If it's wrong, it's wrong.
What is this?
Isn't this weird?
First of all...
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Oh my god!
Amazing!
Next.
You are amazing.
I'm embarrassed.
What part-time job did you do?
I don't like it.
She is touching her waist.
No.
The number of cups is different?
Yes. But it's under.
What?
Yes.
It's under.
Even if you touch it?
You're lying
Let's all go
What is this?
You don't have to open your hand
It's dangerous
It's like you don't have it
It's easy to understand, how is it?
Actually, I'm more good at the acupressure game
Let's move on to the acupressure game
Ouch!
I'm 165cm tall
You're good at this
Nakanishi, you're up against Chikubiate Game
Please look forward to the next episode!
Ah, the costume.
Ready, go!
Are you stupid?
You are stupid!
Amazing!
It's a good job!
It's not a good job!
It's a good job!
The rumor of Sakaguchi who was fired from the company
Sakaguchi is a good-for-nothing
Yes, that's right
What is this?
It's a little bit of an oppai story
I started to massage myself half a year ago
When I started to massage myself, I gained 1 cup of weight
And my clothes got so big that I couldn't close them
Did you get bigger?
Yes
You didn't get fat? Only your breasts got bigger?
Yes, only my breasts got bigger
You can do that too?
I can do that too
You can?
Yes
I want to try
You want to try?
Can you do it for me?
Can I?
You touched me and I got touched
I'll do it for you from the top of the costume. Oh, you're taking a good bath, aren't you?
What kind of program is this?
First, massage it like this.
Make sure the blood flows well.
It hurts, it hurts.
From here to here.
Strong.
It looks painful.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
Strong?
Yes.
The power is strong.
It looks like this.
But it feels like it's moving.
It feels like it's moving.
And finally, like this.
It's moving.
It's different every day, right?
Yes, it's different every day.
My boobs are getting bigger.
You're lying.
Yay!
Your boobs are getting bigger.
The atmosphere is messed up.
I'm sorry
Let's go
The nickname of Chiyori Nakanishi is too cruel
That's right
It was amazing
I've had that nickname since I was in the first grade
I was simply Chiyori Baba
I said Chiyori Baba and started playing tag
It was fun to chase after the demon, but when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my eyebrows started to develop.
When I went to school, it was connected, and it was very impressive.
It's called Eyebrow Deluxe.
But it's long, so it's annoying, so it's eyebrows.
And my hair is growing on my hand, so it's simply called hand hair.
I hated it the most.
You were also called mud dumplings.
That's right.
When I was little, I didn't have much to play with, so I played with water in the park and made mud balls like this.
When I said, look, you're always making mud dumplings.
Don't you eat mud dumplings?
Why are you called mud dumplings, mud dumplings?
It's not mud dumplings.
I'm being teased.
You're being teased, and you're having fun, so that's good.
You're not having a hard time, right?
I'm happy.
Happy?
I'm happy.
Everyone is laughing.
But everyone else hasn't been called that bad, right?
When I was on the show with Sandwichman,
he said I look like a Shinkansen.
That's right.
Even my fans told me to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Please don't do it.
Let's move on.
The story of YAKATA MIKI.
YAKATA loves ancient Egypt.
I love it.
What do you think?
1000 years ago, ancient romance and history are still popular in Japan and all over the world.
And my favorite is the Abyssinian temple.
It's amazing.
What's amazing is that there are four statues in the back of the Abyssinian temple twice a year.
Only the three of them are illuminated by the sunlight.
Aren't there four Asahis? There are four of them, but one doesn't look like the sun, so it's the bad one Only three of them get the light.
I mean, how did you make it after becoming a Philamid?
It's the ancient three great pyramids of Giza.
Do you know who made it?
You do, right?
Yes.
I don't know how Miira made it.
That's right. Miira put a stick in her nose to get rid of the brain.
But it takes several days to make Miira.
So you know how to make Miira, right?
Yes, I do.
Can you make it?
It's hard to make it, but I want to try.
Nakanishi, do you have any Egyptian-related impersonations?
Ah, that's right.
There's this Egyptian-related triangle, right?
Ah, it's a pyramid, right?
Then I'll do this with my face.
Please do it with your face.
Then I'll do it with my face.
3, 2, 1.
That's not it.
Today's ending song is Team 8's song, Nakamori Akira's Desire.
with love
Falling on a folding umbrella
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палpitating as a fire
This Godından Ebita song
I can't help but fall in love with you
I'm so lonely
Get up, get up, get up, get up, party time
Thank you very much. That was AKB48's song.
The program isn't over yet. It's time for the real show.
Kojima Haruna's report!
Thank you for your hard work.
Today, we came to the team 8's dressing room for the first time.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's amazing.
It's the first time for all of us today.
We have Ariyoshi Akebi here with us today, but you two don't want to end up like Electrolink, do you?
No, we don't.
So today, we're going to reveal the real faces of Nanami Sato and Miyu Shitao!
Now, the biggest show in the Republic of Japan has arrived.
After the commercials, the real faces of the two will be revealed!
Thank you for waiting. It's time to reveal their faces!
I wanted to go at a good pace, but it's quite difficult to remove this make-up.
Removing make-up takes time, doesn't it?
I have plans for dinner, so I'll go home now.
I'll leave the camera here, so please take a video of me.
Please take care of me, Make-san.
I'm sure you all live in different places, but be careful on your way home.
Thank you for your hard work. Bye-bye.
Please don't think it's too much.
After the commercial, this time we will really show our true selves.
Every week, a new product appears. Ariyoshi AKB iPhone application.
This time it's Takahashi Julie.
I see.
No, there was a similar person, so I thought it might be.
After passing through two commercials and raising the hurdles,
we will show our true selves.
Ta-da!
How do I look?
I got my makeup done.
So cute!
Miyarishino Murata Nasu no Michi
Aruku dake de Kikoete Kurunda
Haneru ono-ku kokoro ni
Love Love Show
I wish my wish
Even if I don't say it out loud
I hope you can feel it
I love you the most
The exciting sun is slowly slowly
Bokutachi no joku ni chikazuite
Come closer to our space
Ai wo oshieru yo