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I can beat Haruna Kojima with my freshness.
I can beat her.
That was fast!
Tsutsuki?
I can't read!
You can't read the clock, right?
I can't read the clock.
Tonight's show is also starting.
ARIYOSHI AKB48 Radio Song!
Now, we will announce the top 5 words that men should never say.
It's exactly the same as my ex-boyfriend.
Ah, that's right.
I shouldn't have said that.
The 4th place in the ranking of words I shouldn't say to a man.
I can't rely on you.
Your face is beautiful.
Now, the third place.
Your salary is surprisingly low.
Very good.
Now, the second place.
Even though I'm a man
You don't want to be told this, right?
Now, the first place in the ranking of words men should never say is...
The bowl is small
Now, the ranking of words men should never say is...
Ariya-san, how was it?
What is this corner?
I suddenly realized that there are extremely few female viewers on this show.
I'm going to put in what I can do for women.
There's no way a woman would watch this.
The bowl is small.
What do you think?
I get excited when I'm told that.
That's not the way to look at it.
Don't look at me like that.
Please look forward to it.
Let's start Ariyoshi AKB radio song.
Let's see the truth of the truth of the truth
The rumor of Anna Iriyama, who was hired by the company
Iriyama was appointed as the successor of Haruna Kojima
Is that so?
I don't know, but I told the fans on the handshake event that NyanNyan said it on TV yesterday
I did it
That's not true?
The other day, in an NHK program, Haruna Kojima named her successor, Iriyama
Why are you laughing?
I'm in trouble
You're in trouble, right?
I'm happy
I'm not happy
Why? Where?
I'm the type of person who contributes
I'm cute
I want you to be like that
What do you mean? Are you going to quit?
I'm not going to quit. I'm talking about the future AKB.
But I told Akimoto-san that if I quit, I have to raise someone.
So I said, who should I choose? Annin is cute, so I'll choose Annin.
No, Iriyama wasn't raised by Kojima.
Everyone in the audience said that.
What do you think of Kojima-san?
I want him to raise me
But I don't even know his phone number
That's mean
I know
You sent me a message before
What?
You sent me a message on my birthday
I did
But Kojima-san didn't come
When is your birthday?
Today
That's mean
Is it really today?
It's the day of the recording.
Then everyone will say it's terrible.
We did it properly.
Right?
Only Kojima-san didn't do anything.
It's really terrible.
Even though you are a successor.
I want to get along with you.
Nice to meet you.
But don't get too close.
I don't know anything.
Let's go to the next one.
There is a rumor about Iwata Kallen, who was born in the year of the mouse.
The prince of Iwata is a very famous actor.
Prince?
What is a prince?
He is my grandmother's younger brother.
His name is Daijirou Harada.
Are you Daijirou?
We are friends.
Have you met him before?
Yes, we had dinner together.
He has been taking care of me since I was a child.
What do you call him?
He is Mr.Dai.
That's amazing.
Is your mother also a prince?
Oh, you are a local talent.
Yes, I am. I was born in Sendai City, Miyagi Prefecture.
I have been working as a local talent or a free announcer in the center of Miyagi Prefecture.
I came to Tokyo to do AKB.
At that time, I quit all my work.
I used to be a local talent.
Is there anyone else?
My mother's childhood friend.
My father was Kudo Kankuro of JJJ.
The people around you are amazing.
Isn't there anyone else?
My father was Koji Haruharu's younger brother.
That's right.
My father was a Taekwondo teacher.
Did he teach you Taekwondo?
No, he taught me math.
You are a mess.
Is it a misunderstanding?
Who is it?
Who is Harada?
It's not Harada.
Please tell Harada Daijirou.
Yes, thank you.
Next.
A sad story from Mousaito. The legend of Matsuisakiko.
Matsui likes smelly smell.
Really?
I didn't think that smell was smelly.
For example, when I was in middle school, there was a boy who smelled really good.
I asked my friend,
Marumaru, you smell really good. What kind of smell is it?
He said, it's the smell of wakiga.
I thought it was the smell of the rumored armpit, and the world spread from there.
You thought it smelled good, didn't you?
I didn't hate the deep smell.
That's all? What else?
I have a cat, so I can smell the meatball of the cat.
I also have a snake's anus.
A snake's anus?
I have a snake's anus.
How is it?
It smells like charcoal-grilled meat.
How about you, Iriyama?
I don't understand.
How about you, Harada Daijyo?
It doesn't smell that bad.
It's still okay.
I also like the smell of a dog's butt.
I'll buy it.
Oh, really?
That's okay.
I got it. Let's move on.
The rumor of Ryoka Oshima who put her feet in the toilet.
Oshima's feet stink.
What?
That's what most people say.
I don't know.
You'll be told.
But when I got home, I was waiting for dinner.
I thought there was natto today.
The smell of a dog's butt.
That's when I realized how smelly it was.
I don't really know.
How smelly is it?
Do you want to smell it?
You like it, don't you?
Really?
But I think I'll be fine today.
It's cold.
You're sweating, aren't you?
You're sweating.
Stop taking care of yourself.
But it's not smelly at all today.
Let's have Matsui check it out.
Did you take it off?
Yes, I did.
Ah! It's like popcorn
It's like a funky feeling
Let's see the answer
How is it?
Matsui knows it well
Popcorn?
But it's fragrant
This is not good at all
Excuse me
Ah! Yes!
It's not popcorn.
It stinks, right?
Yes, it stinks.
It stinks in a word.
Iwata is a bit young.
Kojima-san is a bit...
It's okay.
I'm used to it.
Have you ever been to Kohei-san's place?
I have.
It stinks.
I think I've been to the same place.
It looks good on you.
It stinks.
It's in my mouth.
I ate it.
You didn't eat it.
I feel happy.
You are laughing.
It was fun.
You didn't eat it.
You are so funny.
Why are you laughing?
Akiyoshi AKB48's song
The next corner is
Akiyoshi AKB48's song
In this corner, we're going to make Matsui's impersonations more interesting.
Thank you very much.
Are you good at impersonations?
Yes, I do.
But it doesn't seem to be interesting.
Let's take a look at it.
This is something Tara-chan would never say.
Good evening, viewers of Countdown TV. I'm Taro Fuguta.
I see.
It's a long story.
It was good at the beginning.
I don't have any points.
You get told a lot.
I can't say it at the end.
Really?
It's not my fault.
Everyone tells me a lot.
It's not my fault.
Everyone, please think about it.
Yes, thank you.
Let's do our best.
It's something that Tara-chan will never say.
But I wanted to increase this repertoire, so I'm glad.
It's just right.
It's done.
Yes, Iwata.
Well then, please.
Something that Tara-chan will never say.
Ta-da!
I'm going to shave off my moustache.
What? What? What?
Let's just say it.
I'm going to say the same thing.
It's a little funny.
It's scary.
It's dark.
It's like Attack on Titan.
Really?
I'm so happy.
There's a very strong soldier called Levi, the leader of Attack on Titan.
His hairstyle is called Tara.
It's a hot topic on the Internet.
It's said to be similar, so I wanted you to say that.
I see.
People who understand will understand.
That's all.
Tara.
You look like Tanaka.
Oshima.
You look like Tanaka.
You are terrible.
You look like Tanaka.
That's it.
Something Taro-chan would never say.
I get excited when I see Wakame-chan's underwear.
I would never say that.
Matsui, can you say it?
I get excited when I see Wakame-chan's underwear.
That's funny.
It's a girl.
It's scary.
I'm a little close.
Something Taro-chan would never say.
Wakame-oneechan, how long have you been wearing a diaper?
That's gross.
I love boobs.
I want you to say it.
I love boobs. I love boobs.
Odd, my uncle came out. An old man came out.
It's super bad. I hate it.
Are there more?
Tanaka-kun?
Well then, let's go. I'll go.
I like young women. I like young girls.
looks good. Looks good.
I like young women. I like young girls.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I'm starting to get the image of Tara-chan.
That's all!
Matsui-san, please choose a good one.
I've decided.
Go ahead.
I love boobs.
Matsui-san, please choose a good one.
I've decided.
Arigatou gozaimasu!
One day, AKB's official Iphone application
Hello?
I didn't really need to tell you, but I called you
A dream phone where you can go on a date with Matsui Sakiko
It's currently being streamed
The next segment is about thinking about 10 years after AKB
In other words, in 10 years from now, in 2024, we are going to talk about what AKB48 is going to be like.
We've got a lot of questions from the viewers.
We don't have any viewers.
Let's start with Matsui.
A pen name from a new announcer.
AKB48 news in 10 years from now.
Introducing the 3-ball system
I don't want to
I see
You were banned from dating
Are you okay with that?
Do you want to 3-ball?
What do you think?
3-ball and come back
I don't want to
You can have 2 kids
That's right
That's nice
Iriyama
From 100% Orange, a big news from AKB48 in 2024
Former AKB48 member Sashihara Rino was found in Vietnam
What happened? What did he do?
He quit AKB48, right?
What did he do?
I wonder if he is doing well
What is it?
A big news from the pen name Akamabushi-san.
Ichikawa Miori will sleep for three days in front of the reality that she can't become a lemon.
Please look forward to it.
That's right.
Let's go, Tanaka.
This is a big news from a fan named Rikopin.
Rock-paper-scissors tournament will be held again this year.
I want you to stop it
Something new
That's what I think
Kojima-san
This is AKB's biggest news from Marumo-san
AKB's biggest news
Yes, Kojima-san.
From Pen Name Marumo-san, the big news for the year 2024 AKB.
Big news for the year 2024 AKB. Minegishi, the fifth son of Godome.
It's the fifth time.
It's the fifth time in two years.
You should have kept it that way.
Let's go to the next one.
This is a news from Napolitan.
AKB48 News.
They met and became a group of three.
It's a new start.
It's gone down.
It's gone down a lot.
I hope there's no one left in the group of three.
Iriyama.
This is a big news from the pen name Gator Belt.
Kojima Haruna is ranked 102nd in the ideal bus ranking.
102nd?
It dropped a lot.
The ideal birthday ranking is 100 yen.
This is a big news from a fan named Koike.
Haruka Shimazaki will start her part-time job soon, but she will be fired immediately.
That's a good idea.
That's terrible.
Tanaka Oshima
Let's do it.
A KB Ichidai News from the pen name, Pantsunaona- san.
Ume-chan has changed to OL.
She seems to be doing it.
How old is she?
36 years old.
36 years old and she's doing OL.
She won't get it.
The last one is Kojima-san.
There's something I'm curious about.
A KB Ichidai News from the pen name, Kanada-san.
36 years old, oldest member, Kojima Haruna-san.
Finally, Kojima-san.
There's something I'm curious about.
A big news from Kanada-san.
36 years old, oldest member, Kojima Haruna-san.
Remodeling a drooping father.
How many times have you done that?
I haven't done it.
It was my first time on this show, but it was a really fun show. Thank you.
Is that so?
Yes.
It was a great show.
I'd like to come again.
Please come again.
Thank you very much.
Yuriyama?
I can't stop laughing for 30 minutes.
That's enough.
Iwata.
It's been about a year and a half since I graduated from elementary school.
I'm really relieved that nothing has changed.
That's right, nothing has changed.
Now, Tanaka.
It's me.
Yes, it's okay to say anything on this show.
It's really fun and relaxing.
Please come again.